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Jokes Etc / Re: My Simple Prayer by Mutumdaya(m): 9:02am On Aug 09, 2012
Rubbish
Jokes Etc / Re: Chei! Too Mush Ingleesh by Mutumdaya(m): 9:51am On Aug 08, 2012
Chei! 2much glama
Jokes Etc / Re: "why Is Grandma's Hair All Grey?" by Mutumdaya(m): 9:26am On Aug 08, 2012
Smart girl:-D
Jokes Etc / Re: (got It On My Facebook Page)you Just Have To Read It by Mutumdaya(m): 9:21am On Aug 08, 2012
Chai! Wetin be all dis step-step.u no talk hw many storey building d house d now.na only step-step dem de build.
Jokes Etc / Re: FAMILY ISSUE. 9ja No Dey Carry Last! by Mutumdaya(m): 9:12am On Aug 08, 2012
Abeg nija nobe monkey
Jokes Etc / Re: Witches And Wizards Attack Nairaland Frontpage by Mutumdaya(m): 9:10am On Aug 08, 2012
2bad
Jokes Etc / Re: FUNNY STORIES READ UP!!! by Mutumdaya(m): 4:10am On Aug 08, 2012
U try.is nt easy 2even type message
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagh But by Mutumdaya(m): 3:06pm On Aug 07, 2012
Y everybody hate my joke but respond when i get angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Birthday Dxgrace by Mutumdaya(m): 7:24am On Aug 07, 2012
Story nt joke
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagh But by Mutumdaya(m): 4:34am On Aug 07, 2012
Bt u shud appreciate me ist.hw many of my village peple dey nairaland talkless of posting joke.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Mutumdaya(m): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2012
U may be wrong i tink
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagh But by Mutumdaya(m): 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2012
Blond is abino in our local english
Jokes Etc / Lagh But by Mutumdaya(m): 1:42pm On Aug 06, 2012
A brond board an aeroplane dats going 2jamaica.she went and sit on front seat but did nt buy first class ticket,when d air mistress saw her,they approach her and said.excuss me anty,dis is nt ur seat,go to back seat b/c u didnt buy first class ticket. D brond reply;am brond and am smart,am gona be on front seat till we reach jamaica.pissed off wt d reply,d girl call ha assistance air mistress and tell ha the issue.so the assistance approach the brond and said,hello smart brond;can i see ur ticket?d brond give her d ticket and she said,sorry ur seat is @ back nt here pls.the brond reply again!am brond, i have a good job,am staying in front seat till we reach jamaica.now they dont know wt to do again and they need 2get others onboard b4 take off.so they now call co-pilot.when he came,he whisper smtine 2d brond ear and she smootly go 2her back seat and those mistress was suprise and ask him wt did he tell d brond.i told her dfront half of dplane was nt going 2jamaica,said dco-pilot
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Story Of Chicken Vs Goat by Mutumdaya(m): 1:01pm On Aug 06, 2012
Still waiting 4d joke

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Politics / Re: How Did Rochas Okorocha Become So Rich?! by Mutumdaya(m): 10:07am On Aug 06, 2012
Let me put it dis way.which business did rocha okorocha into?

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Politics / Re: Gov. Jang - God Is Punishing Plateau For Her Sins by Mutumdaya(m): 5:01am On Aug 06, 2012
I tink the gvnor made the wright comment 2wrong peple.it was actually the ghost of 3million innocent igbos men,women and children massacard accross the country in a silly civill war caused by yakubu gowon is actualy hunting plateau peple.it will only stp when 3million plateau died and gowon will also died with kwasiokor. I rest my case
Politics / Re: French Ship Impounded Over 8.5m Barrels Oil Theft by Mutumdaya(m): 12:23pm On Jun 24, 2012
Support buhari/sanusi on 2015.one tin is sure fuel will be #50 per ltr.he did it before,he will do it again
naijalodge: chai!!,anything thief for nigeria na BILLION BILLION BILLION,them they call the money as if it never existed..chai..naija where we they go?..
Support buhari/sanusi on 2015.one tin is sure fuel will be #50 per ltr.he did it before,he will do it again

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