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Rapmoney: Most of my male friends always claim that it is not possible for them to beat their ladies no matter what...only few had admitted openly that they would do that when provoked to an extent. Some had admitted that they do it. I, myself, can't claim to be a saint...I once hit my girlfriend some years back for kicking me while we were arguing. I ask, what level of provocation will make you beat your girlfriend?

only when am mad

abia state ist lady mercy odochi orji bills for all indigent nursing mother @(FMC) umuahia abia state capital. The nursing mother's have been staying behind after delivering for bill amount to 1.1million. Source:www.nationalmirroronline.net

ohisgycreative: Dont get it twisted..... Dey ar just Carrot's... Lol

dont get it twisted.i love the female carrot

Alert: As the year 2012 is finally wounding down, I would like to bring to your notice some common comments made on nairaland:

1. Much ado abt what makes the front page.....
Comments like 'so this poo made the front page? Well I am gonna do this or that....'I don't think is compulsory to open all topics on the front page, I love the frontpage a lot cos is like a shortcut for me and I have so many options/topics to select ranging from entertainment to politics.

2. Price of garri.......
That's the most senseless comments ever....'.how does this affect the price of garri?' Or the league of I will just add gnuts or sipping zobo etc I don't think is mandatory for one to comment on every post,you can just view and move on. I miss nairalands of those days when only reasonable people respond to questions and even help you solve a problem without making jest of the OP.

3. First to comment.....
This is the most childish of all comment, someone in desperate need for help or suggestions posts on nairaland and some 'children let loose on rampage on nairaland page' ignore it and instead struggle to be the first to comment.

And finally those that quote a very long topic, most times they are articles that the OP copied somewhere and pasted on nairaland, only to put a smiley or 'an hmmm,ok' at the end of the long quote, I wouldn't group it as a comment.

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Application letter i hereby apply 4 d replacement of your company TM dat died last week.each time i write for employment i always got reply "no vacancy"but dis time i got u red handed.enclose in d letter is my cv and his obituary poster. Sender oluwaseun mutudaya dani3love

It is gowon,he killed more than 3million future leaders in his so called civil war

Dis wont be bad on frontpage now

And so what

ok

Dancing azonto

Just passing,anyway ist 2comment sha

Is dis a joke?

2much haters

Ur dick i guess

Chei! Wetin be arkworld self

I wellcome all d senators and dea wife

Haka allah yaso

Straw

I love dis jokes

If islam means peace and allah is also great as they talk,let them stop jihad(terrorism) and wait 4 great allah to fight for them. Or can you fight for a great (ALLAH) one? Be the judge.

:PBingbagbos problem,just drop your advice please,

God created man in his own image.what do you think of this?

Maybe dea country UAE

Who want win UAE?

Bros u try

Nice joke

No more vacancy

U talk say u be ebamma,na mumu dey worry u

I wish dat gej rule till 2019 so dat there mny will finish on bombs.selfish northern looters,sorry i mean leaders