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bynat:
Marriage, marriage, marriage. May Allah make it easy fr us.

Is you scared of it? Or ur a misogamist.

MizMyColi:
I shared this post.
Nice writ.

The last line tho'
While that is true, depending on the context, me thinks it's okay to apply wisdom.

Self love's selfish y'know.

Thanks..

Op?

Did you know that greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.

Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive?

Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated?

Did you know the one who takes care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most?

Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and Help me.

Always shame the devil plz..don't allow trifflings like this to deter u from being nice..

I love light skinned girls..love them more if de are slim..

...

I saw the MuGU sometime last 4 months bk when he was doing his prank with an old honda academy.He flagged me down,I just laughed at him and drove by.saw him along 2nd avenue,b4 U get to federal staff hosp.
My wyf told me she met one at mr biggs 3rd avenue with some crap story abt his ofis,no money,blah blah,she just gave him the change she had and ignored d mendicant.

leejeebaby:
Loving God

Good one.

FemoLondon:
Ha ha, you would not even know what a subpoena is if it fell on your laps and called you "mama"
Just because in your yahoo yahoo operation emails you claim to be an attorney does not make you one in real life

Illegitmacy has saturated ur life..its obvious from ur write ups.I earlier told u dt he who knows not and knows he knows not,is not only a foool but an Ediot
Mistaken kids r always this daft..
Again..you mumu pass muuuuuu..

FemoLondon:
Hungry boy, if I slap you with 20 GBP, you will be prostrating begging me for another slap

Mistaken child If I re slap with a subpoena you will not only become legitimate,you will go back to default settings.
You mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
Man, you spit out random words without any idea of their context and end up posting gibberish . Maybe this is a by product of consuming your own feces ..... then again I should not make a jest of your predicament.
Sorry bros - hunger na bad thing ... take am easy ... make I send you some welfare GBP?

Where love child see GBP? Did u hear ur name at all? Mistaken child.
You were never welcomed to the world..but for the negligence of d condom company.Now u won come claim levels
Mendicant.A riffraff like u knows nothing other than frustration.
You mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
Your black bele is blatantly obvious. Your visa was probably denied just based on your looks because you look like a bonafide armed robber . Your stone head may be a product of hunger for which one should really not make a jest of.
Like I said before my offer stands, with the high exchange rate, a few GBP may be enough to feed you and your area boy friends

Ah hahaha! Words of a drowning love child.av been there b4 the condom that was used to mistakenly bring u to this world was manufactured.Love children will always be love children.Cheap,daft,meaningless,clueless and frustrated in both art and literature.
You don't even know who u are?
You mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
You are a lawyer?? That's a joke. I have never seen a more malnourished lawyer than your being. Then again, given that your intellect is low, I doubt you will get many clients.
Hit me up if you are hungry, I could spare a few GBP, it is after all the season for good tidings.

Dts the prob with love children..feeling too proud when its obvious that the infidel is a mendicant.Sue the demn condom factory charlie.Ur mistaken birth happened in ur poor village charlie..Mumu trying to claim your in Uk..Ediott..hola me jare if ur ready..wreatched love child.
You mumu pass cow!

This mumu is a nairalander o!

FemoLondon:
Just curious as to your reference to "love child"....
Where you born as a result of an act of pröstitution?? (I mean absolutely no offense to your mother please) as in a product of an amorous business transaction?. ... love is actually a normal in case you are not aware and hence my question.
Then again you do believe in brainless and bizarre things, so never mind.

Hahahah..clueless love child..go seek ur compensation from the condom factory plz...if ur timid about it.I could get a lawyer to stand for your sorry ass.I understand from the way u write the plight of a mendicant love child.its a pity.U come clueless join.
BuZz me if ur ready for a good lawyer plz..
Again u mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
yawn .... flush ......

Is that your best "Mistaken creature" aka Love child?
Have u now seen how Ediots behave especially when the think de can write?
Plz claim your damages from the condom factory PLZ.The money maybe useful to you all.
You Mumu Pass Cow!
For failing to complete the word "cow" you are a daft kunt.

Its mean't for the lowest income class of people i presume,coz over at that syde diapers are being sold one for N50.

FemoLondon:
@MUGUwa What a brainless retort riddled with your usual grammatical miscues. You are really a turd that should have been flushed down a long time ago
See you around bros, maybe when you witness a "witch transforming to a fish" we can converse again. Right now reading your regurgitated posts is like watching paint dry. What else is expected from a MUGU that believes in witches anyway

Hahahaha...the love child is getting frustrated.He is already intimidated.
Typical character of some one mistakenly born.Try to claim your damages from the condom factory plz .
As for your absurd and illicit nature..well it just goes to say ,you Mumu Pass...
( U didnt complete the former one,that means ur a daft kunt which u'v accepted knowingly) complete this one to show ur sane. Ediott.

FemoLondon:
Muguwa (aka MuguMasta, aka #believesInWitches)
says his religious beliefs make him believe that witches exist and that they turn into fish after a while .... why will our dear Naija not be in trouble with such empty block heads roaming aimlessly around the street and have zero reasoning ability.

Ediocy at its peak..I wonder why u wer not terminated after discovering you wer a love child..mumu attitude is now saturating you.Typical of a mistake child sha,clueless,lost,meaningless,absurd,immature,squalid and non composmentis.
Keep it coming lad?
Again you mumu pass ... (Complete if your sane) else your a daft kunt

FemoLondon:
Muguwa is a witch

The accidental child.
After losing touch with reality,becoming clueless,and puts up meaningless write-ups,now he has turned visually impaired spelling "mutuwa" as "muguwa"

Typical of a love child sha.
I can see ur headed for the rocks.I will laugh at your silence,as am laughing at your perseverance.
Again...You Mumu Pass ... ( complete it yourself young lad)

FemoLondon:
oh crap, those guys should have checked with @Mutuwa before going for that whale because Muguwa keeps abreast of all witches from his village that transform into sealife

Little wonder the low IQ
I was dealing with a child.. an accidental child that is..
He is now out of what to write and very much timid and intimidated by my looks and write ups .
Boooo young lad.Piss and go to bed you accidental child.No one really likes an accident like u
Again U mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
Rejoinder?? The only thing uglier than your senseless rejoinders is the hideous image on your profile (taken after you took a dump by the river). Stick to the topic moronic simpleton
1) where is your proof CIA is involved
2) where is your proof witches exist

If my write ups are too complex for your minute brain..U could have simply asked for some synonyms. I figured out too early that your just a daft and probably a chip off the old block.after all ur a Mistake.
Don't let my looks intimidate you,I can see ur already clueless. just an Ediot who is half illiterate.

I await you any day,anytime "Mistaken creature"
Again you Mumu pass Cow!!

FemoLondon:
^^
Exactly my guy .. don't mind this he-goat @Mutuwa .. The dude is delusional and believes in 'witches' and their ability to transform into birds ... then again, perhaps the "Yanks/CIA" are behind that too ...

Hahahahah! The hilarious Ediiot who have virtually nothing doing...well you are an unaware that is why some things may never be clear to u.and for the fact that it was d negligence of the contraceptive factory that ushered you to this world as earlier mentioned.Your out of words to say and don't exactly know how to discharge your frustrtaions.Half knowledge is indeed worse than full illiteracy chump.keep on writing av got more than a million rejoinder!
Again..U mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
Can you please describe these witches/wizards/mami-water that you are seeing in your visions or dreams? Please, it would benefit many of us who do not believe in these fairy tales. Also, do you think the CIA had a covert mission and implanted this idea in your stone brain?

This guy is more dumb and confused than a mouse in a brulesque.
Tho I told u yesterday that you should keep on writing,maybe you would make some sense one day.Its like u'v literary ran out of what to put down as a rejoinder and resort to the core jist of the thread.Tho ur the biggest foool av met this year,despite your "mistaken nature of existance" that cannot read and comprehend a simple reply.I can't prove nothing to you through a forum,this I have said copiously to your daft brain
It seems you don't understand and assimilate,a trait typical of chumps mistakenly concieved and brought up in a despicable manner.
Again you mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
Apparently your psychosis extends beyond believing in witchcraft and transformations. You also believe the CIA is behind Boko Haram.
I think you need some food. Your malnourished state may have affected your mental faculties

A mistake into this world will always be a daft till eternity.Little wonder ur clueless.Your probably exhusted at what to say or put up as a sur rejoinder,simply coz " ur a mistake" an accidential creation.
Mumu as I have named you,your faculty of reasoning is like that of a fish.
He who knows that he knows NoT and knows that he knows NOT is not only a fool..BUT an EDiot..
again.. you mumu pass cow!
hehehehehe..

FemoLondon:
I give up trying to get the proof from this donkey. The fact is with the olumo rock in your head there is no room for logic, which is why you have this firm belief in witchcraft. Have a good and ignorant life my friend. It was a pleasure trying to kick some intelligence into you but alas there is very little that can be done to help a cretinous fvcktard like yourself

Like i told you,the condom factory really owes u an apology,because of a single mistake/negligence from them ushering a daft kunt like u to the world.
Am really enjoying this.
Your ignorance is encyclopedic.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people,you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? Like I kept reiterating...you mumu pass cow..hehehe! Don't you get it?
Please, keep writing charlie. I always yawn when I am interested.And I'll always have all the time to put up a rejoinder.
I enjoy this..really I do.

Longstride:
I'm living example.

Thats fantastic...happy for u.

Longstride:
bullshit.
fatness is due to eating more energy than you burn.
A fat person can become thin.

Cow dung!
Let em become thin nah!

FemoLondon:
Bros, let me come down to your level ...
You can blow all the (googled) grammar you want .....
At the end of the day, with all your "intelligence and intellect" you are the one making a claim on NL about the existence of witches and wizards and how they also turn into fish
You are without a doubt a cretinous and ignoramus individual. You even make a he-goat appear smart with your statements... Again, I await your proof that witches exist and they they are able to transform into sea life. Go and ask your village master for this proof if you are unable to do so on your own. Or else I may have to declare that Maga na your middle name

Like I reiterate "Proof to a charlie like u cannot be done in forums" But you dont just get the picture..
You may look like a daft and talk like one but don't let that fool you. You really are an Ediot.These are the few ways we can practice humility:
To speak as little as possible of one's self an beliefs
To mind your own business.
Not to want to manage other people's affairs.
To avoid acts of idiocy in your curiosity.
To accept contradictions and correction cheerfully.Once again, you'v shown all the sensitivity of a blunt young lad.
I guess the condom factory owes you an apology.

FemoLondon:
You are back to insulting again? I looked at your profile picture and saw a hideous pic of your being by a body of water. Perhaps it was taken while you went to relieve yourself by the waters as per your normal routine in the village. It was perhaps then, during the backward act, you then had further revelations that made you further embrace the backward belief that witches are real.
I have always heard of people being referred to as he-goats for saying asinine things and always wondered what that meant. Thanks to the conversation I have had with you, I now see a real life example of what a human he-goat is

Hehehe..now u'v turned clueless looking at my profile..what a waste of you?
I rarely argue with an absurdity,he will drag you down to his level and beat you with meaningless inexperience.
I have no patience or time for people who wear their ignorance and insecurities on their sleeves like badges of honor. If you don't hear the fact that "proof to a daft like you is meaningless"with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent the fact that you know it all in your small mind and
say it with your big mouth.
Do not judge me until you know me, Do not underestimate me until you have challenged me, AND
do not be conclusive about me and or my opinion(s) until you have talked to me in person and not satisfied with whatever I may adduce to you as proof of what you want to know.

Again..you mumu pass cow!

FemoLondon:
My friend you eloquently claim that witches et all exist yet stumble to even provide the most basic proof. Here is your original post in case you suffered a temporary memory loss:-
https://www.nairaland.com/1951971/mysterios-huge-fish-found-tip#27189875
Now if you say that it is a spiritual belief then I have nothing more to say and respect that. However if you engage in profanity, just know that you are the one on full display of ignorance and buffoonery by claiming that totally imaginary things like witches exist. I mean this should really belong in the books of children to entertain their fantasies. Any sensible and intelligent adult should be able to discern fact from fiction.
Cheers guy.

This guy mumu pass cow o!

don’t let your mind wander in responding to me.it’s far too small to be let out on its own.Are you always this absurd or are you making a special effort
today?Sure, I’ve seen people like you before but I had to pay an
admission fee to tell all and sundry.If you took an IQ test, the results would be very negative.

I may counsel you on whatever is wrong with you,to help you out.Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.So now I know why some mammals eat their children…You don't have to tactically tell me all about meaningless beliefs and how ingrate and unblessed your life is, I enjoy horror stories lad.
Mehn.. If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

Cheers bro..
take it easy ehen! My belief should never concern u.Proving it to a charlie like u cannot be done on a chat forum as earlier mentioned.

FemoLondon:
All you have done is to rain insults like you have verbal diarrhea. I asked you a VERY SIMPLE question. WHERE IS YOUR PROOF that witches and wizards exist in our world?? If you cannot get that evidence then why are you getting insulting bros? Why you de vex??

Ehen! I sense some emancipation of your human intellect.now we could relate on a more sane basis..The question of proof is what you should have inquiried firstly,not to start adjudging one as backwards blah blah! Skip to my lou.Go back to my initial post plz and point out a word/sentence incinuating my belief in witches and wizards?
secondly,even if they exist guy,Mere writing and rejoinders on chat forum cannot establish a proof.
lastly,everybody is entitled to his own opinion ohk?no matter what my belief is,learn to respect it.If an entire populace believe of such existance there is nothing u can do to change that,and so it is if otherwise.
Thank you.

FemoLondon:
Apart from your backward village, where has it been proven that witches and wizards exist??
Also, please note that Harry Potter is not based on a true story

Word of advise...

Stupidity is foolishness which is next to ignorance. No one is born stupid but gain stupidity due to some reasons. Interestingly,
there is almost a striking similarity between stupid’s and the wise or at least those who think they are wise and both of them never
attempt to change their opinions.

Your more backwords than harry potter.No wonder u lack wisdom.T.V has brainwashed u for too long.its a pity.Like I said let ur intellect (If u have any) flow and capture Reality.