₦airaland Forum

SweetyZinta:
its not yet cashew time so what r u doing on cashew tree? R u a bat? Winks

Where do u see bats in the afternoon.Infact I took cashew while at minna today. Double winks!

EroticAngelina:
awwww! so happy to hear that! u welcm
i cnt wait to get married n see what sex feels like.

* chokes and falls from cashew tree*

Res ipsa loquito.

Sloan:
Jonathan's is worse! He graduated with no-class with dishonours!

*falls from palm wine tree*

May the best man triumph..

beopened:
Outside the Stadium

Some people de vexxxx o! Ahahahahahah...money cannot buy this crowd.call it photoshop,the person wey do am sabi en work..
If you can beat them,join those that can ohk? Or die trying...

GMB till naija gets better..

If e vex anybody make e remove trouser sit on top stove..

5 million votes ascerta

Some don de vex,coz some one pull crowd pass some one..

ProfessorPeter:
Including animals, micheal Jackson, Lucky Dube,, mike Tyson and under aged?

Yes o! If e pain anybody say kano population pass en cave and sty, joined with all the aforementioned make e remove en black ass sit down on top stove.5 Million in kano assured and acertera..with the aforementioned too e go hit 6mil.

5 Million votes from kano alone...

A sign that a majority are tired of this regime.

360degree:
Fuel price change from N97 to N87 - thanks to voices of change agent
Visit to Maiduguri - coutesy of advice from change agents
please add any change you have observed is

No lies my guy.

Na so e scatter kd yesterday..5 million votes coming from kano no be small thing.

We de wait come 14th Feb.

amanda2013:
gej your days are numbered i must correct the mistake i made in 2011.

Babe ur the bomb! I wish I could extend a handshake to you.

Dunross:
Hmmmmmmmm bro, did you escape from a psychiatriacility?

Have u tried looking them up?tho not all dictionaries have these words.but check online.

domido:

U must be a bad guy. What dictionary do we check dis one
U must be a bad guy. What dictionary do we check dis one

Yea some dictionaries are yet to include such words..just check online.

Marc9:
Check this as well....

"GastroEsophagoDuodenoJejenoIlioColoRectoScopic"

Ultraaaaaa combo.

EroticAngelina:
Something happened to me just now, and i am so sad and depressed
i cnt say what happened coz its personal...
I need u guy's advise on how to make dis sadness stop pls
one more thing, if u knw ur jx gonna come here and insult me, jx press back

Tonight..
Take a very warm bath
Afterwards read passionately your holy book with the intent that the almighty relieve you of what ever is worrying you in the mind.afterwards take a good sleeping pill to avoid any though of it and slip off.

Day 2

Time shall heal you.

delors:
Guy I throway salute o...
The last word there means to search or navigate...
You relate to Obahiagbon? Abi na your neighbour?

Ah ahahahaha...no!

delors:
Guy I throway salute o...
The last word there means to search or navigate...
You relate to Obahiagbon? Abi na your neighbour?

Ah ahahahaha...no!

CCsurplus007:
Good health to the General. After february 14, you would rest well in Daura Kastina

PDP are out of cunning moves and even lies literary.They are like a drowning man,he will try to hold at even a straw.

Cutehector4u:
u dnt hv to b rude

And what is rude about telling her to summerize just a bit of her trials?

Epatty:
[b][/b]Can I still love despite all my relationship experiences and what are the chances that my previous experiences wont come back again?

WAEC question...who knew ur trials and tribulations? A short summary of such experience may give you a qualified answer to your question.

babankaduna:
A GEJ fan asked any one who doesn't like GEJ's govt to go and hug a transformer, I gladly went looking for one. After 20 minutes walk, I saw one 33KVA transformer worthy of hugging. With a smile, I hugged it. The hug lasted for 17 hours. Now here I am on NAIRALAND (after I used a generator to charge my phone). I no gree die (cos light no gree come d transformer, as expected. Nigeria sai Buhari

Gaskiyar dan Kd..ba wuta ko ina ma.

*Comes down gently from palmwine tree*

Guy I admire the way(s) you coined your writeups.Cinematography has done a lot of harm to some of our ladies much more than your horizon of thought..Imagine using pregnancy to trap a guy,errorneously thinking they can change a guy with s*x abi? Little wonder they shoot without aiming.
Well that one na der life jor!

*Goes back atop*

secretcode01:
May God almighty increase your wisdom...

Leave dem fools to be talking nonsense. Anybody still wonna vote in GEJ should know that their minds need a surgery. Buhari 2015 In Shaa Allah.

In shaa Allahu.

falcon01:
Kakistomoboplutoctacy

This is patrick like in nature..

Good one.. Meanwhile..

February 14 election is not an election between GEJ and GMB but is an election between GEJ vs all the millions of unemployed graduates and youths, is an election between GEJ vs all those innocent graduates that were murdered during the last immigration exam, is an election between GEJ and all the relatives of the kidnap chibok girls, is an election between GEJ and all the victims of Yanya, Kano and other bomb blast, is an election between GEJ vs all the failed small business that has been short down due to shortage of power supply, is an election between GEJ and all those who lost their love ones during health workers strike, is also an election between GEJ and all those university undergraduates who has spent more than their stipulated years in school due to strikes and hike in fees. Finally is an election between GEJ and the general masses who are suffering from the clueless decisions of this government. As for me am supporting and voting for BUHARI because I can't support a president who fraudulently extort money from young graduates all in d name of giving them jobs only to end up killing lots of them. And this is a government that has not in any way imparted positively in the lives of our youths, rather they steal in billions of dollars from the common man.

If e pain anybody make e remove trouser sit on top hottt electric boiling ring.

This is what I called "a qualifued answer" to his ranting.

floccinaucinihilipilification

Also check


antidisestablishmentarianism

And finally..



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Look them up don't conclude they are fictitous words.