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Arabic is secondry my brother.Just get there first.Where the arabic will come to play is when your observing your 5 daily prayers.usually its starting and ending is all in arabic.But have no fear and free your mind from doubt.That little voice pushing you to accept islam will surely guide you.By the time you realise you would be communicating in arabic fluently.
Just set up your mind,and let the almighty do the rest, in shaa Allahu.

donphilopus:
Is this the greatest Jack Obinyan of the Edo Political forum?! Or you copied it from the page on Facebook?! Jack and JAS are great men!

Naaa..copied sir
No plagiarism intended.

mashnino:
I noticed these past few months..

the confidence with which Romance section girls use their Actual pics as DP

Gives me chills... and they are now very beautiful again.....

but back then 2011/2012... all those angry NL girls with low self esteem... that can insult someone's spirit(joyless girls)

my plenty kisses to the beautiful girls of NL....

#EDIT

even the guys sef... i have noticed more guys using their actual pics...

my guys.... kip representing oooo...

before na low self esteem de worry dem bah! now dem don buy liver b dt..but ow u take no say na their tru pix self?abi u knw a majority of them individually?

chowlade:
Slim guys with no muscles d ladies no like una o i swear hope u get money?

yeh i do..but i will also work on my muscles aswell..

funmilayoB:
I'm most attracted a strong Arms

Waw...nothing for slim guys with no muscles b dt..

funmilayoB:
Ladies let's discuss the most appealing part of our ideal man's body that should be kept good at all time.

which is your best to start with?

if she is worth it I may..

HzRF:
http://www.onlinenigeria.com/links/LinksReadPrint.asp?blurb=640

http://elombah.com/detail.php?world=28691

https://www.nairaland.com/2057703/academic-documents-written-goodluck-jonathan


Try to always get the facts right
ND stop sounding gullible

thanks charlie..

Justbeingreal:
Goat

I take it your more confussed than a mouse in a LovePeddler house.Stupwid animal.

Leebeedo:
Just read your silly write up again. They asked for certified qualifications and the last time I checked, you don't need to write a text book to bag a PhD degree. You don't need publications as well so keep quiet.

ur the Ediot here my friend.did the writeup have any insinuation to even my moniker? or did u know me from anywhere to be Jack obinyan?Go discharge your frustrations at him and not me.Silly charlie.

@Jonathanians...According to you our candidate is NOT Educated... Please do us a favour and answer the following questions of a Phd holder who has NULL leadership qualities and has performed well BELOW AVERAGE in his 6th Year as president.

1. Where on the Internet or any Academy or Learned Society can we find Jonathan's FULL CV. Please help...we need to see.

2. Which book did Goodluck Jonathan Ph D ever write? Please include ISBN if you have it. Co-authored books are welcome.

3. Which journal contains any of Goodluck Jonathan's academic writing? Or which standard textbook was written or which Book of Reading contains a chapter he wrote? Or does anyone have a Conference Procedure that contains his input?

4. Who was ever taught by Jonathan? (Apart from Patience Jonathan), who was inspired by Goodluck Jonathan Ph D within academic confines?

5. Who has access to Goodluck Jonathan's thesis at B.Sc or Ph D. levels? Or you could just tell us the title so we can google it

6. Who knows anything academic that Goodluck Jonathan Ph D contributed?

ON GMB WE STAND!
~Jack Obinyan 02/01/2015

Jzakallahu Op.

FLAWLES:
Give em PUNANY

Ha ha! Would u do dt if it wer u? B sincere..

My dear its the best..tho most ladies don't like it at all..But comes in handy for hot tempered husbands and or boyfriends..would u rather be battered or insulted from your grand father to yourself?
Everyone has his reasons shaa..

MhizVee:
i sent him msgs o,no be önly airtym

Its obvious he is not only broke BUT seeing someone.Liked I wrote,if at least he cannot send u text of just N5,then I cannot foresee how else he will show u some care.During my courting days I recall,I use even my friends phone to send texts to my girl.
You just don't say u care and keep mute,let him Act it.

Asia rules the business world..

MhizVee:
he told me he was broke,xo i sent him airtym up to 5 tyms'still sent anoda1 today

*7 months relationship

*sending airtime across

* long distance relationship

Hmmmn..lady.I think you should have a rethink.To me if a call is not feasible,I will atlesast flood your inbox with sweet text messages just to break the silence and show how much I miss you.How much is a text nah! Its even free sometimes..
Well at your discretion as to what to do.

MhizVee:
he doesnt cal anymore,i dnt get it at all,

Have you tried calling him or sending a texts to ascertain if he is well or not,and which was persistent and he didn't reply any or call back?

MhizVee:
I av bin in dis løngdistance relatnshp for 7mnths now,well.I dnt really understand what's going on anymore,wh

What is it excatly that you don't understand?

Chizzy20:
Newsflash, its nt d guy who determines weda u re a plaything or he wants to b serious abt u nd get to knw u more, its u( ladies).
Wen a man approaches u, u re d one wit total control ova d situation- whether he can talk to u, buy u a drink, dance with u, get ur nos, take u home, see u again, all of dat. Men certainly want these things frm u, dats y dey talked to u in d 1st place. But its u who decides if u re goin to giv dem any of d things dey want, nd how exactly dey re goin to get dem.
Where u stand in men's eyes is dictated by ur control ova d situation. Every wrd u say, every move u make, every signal u give a man will help him determine whether he should try to play u, be straight with u or move on to d nxt woman.

No lies.. however girls/ladies are slaves to their emotions which the men control.

Chizzy20:
Newsflash, its nt d guy who determines weda u re a plaything or he wants to b serious abt u nd get to knw u more, its u( ladies).
Wen a man approaches u, u re d one wit total control ova d situation- whether he can talk to u, buy u a drink, dance with u, get ur nos, take u home, see u again, all of dat. Men certainly want these things frm u, dats y dey talked to u in d 1st place. But its u who decides if u re goin to giv dem any of d things dey want, nd how exactly dey re goin to get dem.
Where u stand in men's eyes is dictated by ur control ova d situation. Every wrd u say, every move u make, every signal u give a man will help him determine whether he should try to play u, be straight with u or move on to d nxt woman.

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uzeba:
Are :
1.Atleast one of the identical twins
born is evil..!!
2.While defusing a bomb,don't
worry which wire to cut,you will
always choose the right one!!
3.A hero will show no pain while
getting beaten up but will show
pain when a womanis trying to
clean his wound..!!
4.A police can solve a case only
when he is suspended from duty..!!
5.(Best of all)If you decide to start
dancing onstreet,everyone you meet
will know the step..!!

The bad buy will always stumble on a weapon during a final fight with the protagonist,use it to either kill his mom,sis or girl friend tied to a post,thereby vexing the latter to give him a finishing move (mugambo) most especially.

May their journey to HELL be accelerated.

The list cannot be complete without No 10.
Op..ope ur saturated with the aforelisted facts?
Very good writeup and observation.

Old joke worth sharing though!

A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart... Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

what I saw at a Nairalander's home this Dec 25th

MhizVee:
Can u date a guy/gal who has a child.

Abeg if you see any fine one..I de.

3cycle:
What is happening? Everywhere I look it seems more guys are becoming more desperate for love/marriage?

I thought women were everywhere and picking a wife/lover isn't a difficult task but recently the table have turned and most men are on bended knees begging everything in a skirt for marriage/love.

Some don't even mind dating you without sex, others don't mind sharing even if its clear they would be used as "mugus" Nawao the world is truly coming to an end.
Guys please carry yourselves with dignity. Thank you

I don't believe..

On a second though..u may be right.desperate for s*x anyways not marriage.too much porn in circulation and ladies dressing to s*x provoke what do u expect?

CuteEmma:
C'mon, let us know everything.. Mine was great, everything just came like a flash, my birthday, Christmas and the new year is coming faster than I want it to be,.

mine wasnt funny oh..

dorlapoh20:
i see no reason why a lady should be a gold digger. Only the hopeless and lazy ones do that.

Thirded..