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What has prostration got to do with matrimonial proposal?
I did mine sitting down and in the course of a normal jist.not that I came ready n rehearsed it.its always a two side answer of yes or no with no middle.

vpaymoney:
I hv bn facing dis challenge 4 ova 6mnts nw b4 i finally voice out. i tink i need outside matches now. i perform all my duties n even apeace her to make her happy but to my surpy, she 'll still lock up (short jeans). i tried couple of tyms 2 date outside bt isn't easy 4 me. i dnt knw why all dis pretties are like dis. am fed up. what shl i do nw?

And I guess u don't have the keys to unlock her well?Its either u no sabi chaw properly or she get vaginismus..Infact how long have u been married?

Girls will always b girls its just the mindset and operating system dt differentiates.

E pass money wey dem want?

Jzakallahu....nice piece

I love a tall woman..

Let dem hide and DiE in silence...

rockbase360:
I use to work at KAMORA's hospital years back. That's the hospital the united state embassy used for DNA testing for people filing for their spouses and children to come join them in america. I have to agree with this post. A lot of women have been exposed during my time working at KAMORA's .I am not shocked at all. I know nigerians like to be in denial. WE just use religion cover head.

True.
A Dr friend of mine down at National Hospital Abuja told me same,men its horrible how infidelity saturates.And in his own findings its mostly d women dt indulge in such hideous act n usually its either d second or third child dt comes out of wedlock.

Cutehector4u:
lool dis ur language na wa

oh boy na A1 i get for Eng literature o! NECO era.

Lordabas:

I don't think men generally direspect women. Women just don't respect themselves.

Qualified answer my guy...tho not all women

*continues sleeping*

Thirded and sealed..

They are just frustrated,insensitive and ill mannered.

5 Types of girls guys should avoid..

Spoiled Brats Spoiled brats make bad dating options because of their unrealistic expectations and unwillingness to acknowledge their flaws. If you decide to date a spoiled brat, you should expect to do a lot of work without getting any credit for it. This is because spoiled brats truly believe other people should serve them all the time. This makes spoiled brats both difficult and frustrating to date. If you're wondering ifa girl you're interested in is a spoiled brat, look for these signs:

She expects you to do all of the work in the relationship
She blames you for her problems
She frequently complains and nags
She bosses you around

Spoiled brats just don't care about the needs of other people making them fundamentally poor dating choices. Relationships require a lot of work,so it's best to start one with a girl willing to pull her own weight.

2. Players Players will charm,seduce, and even date you,but they'll never start a real relationship with you. They're bad to date because they jump from guy to guy and don't offer any real long term potential. Plus, they don'tcarea bout your emotions and will toy with you without a second thought. It can be difficult to identify players because they can be very good at fooling guys. If you're having trouble figuring out if a girl is a player,look for the following:

She flirts with every guy she meets
She doesn't give straight answers when asked about her dating history
She sends you mixed messages
She is charismatic and very good looking
She doesn't always respond to your calls/texts

If she's flirting with you and trying to get your attention, don't fool yourself. You're no different from all of the other guys she has tricked in the past. Instead of trying to datea player,do yourself a favor and find a girl who will stick around for longer.

3. Party Girls Party girls aren't any good to date because they just love partying too much. If you aren't much ofa party guy yourself,this can cause some problems down the road. To help you identify a party girl,here are a few things to look out for:

She goes out every weekend night Her stories usually start with: "One night, I got so drunk that I..." She's frequently hung over She's well acquainted with bartenders, bouncers,and promoters in town

If a girl you're interested in spends all of her time going to bars and clubs, you better be prepared to deal with the side effects of her lifestyle. Party girls can make poor choices while intoxicated which can devastate even the strongest relationships. Imagine a girl you're dating gets all prettied up, and spends a night on the town with some friends. She may dress provocatively and will be in places filled with hungry and Hot men. Adding alcohol into the equation only makes things worse. Do you really want to deal with the possibility of your girl friend making poor choices every single weekend? If you can't keep up with her lifestyle, it's best to just pass her up.

4. Gold Diggers Gold diggers will go to great lengths to find and date men with money. This is a problem because they want to live a life ofluxury without having to work for it. Gold diggers are usually very shallow and value money and material possessions more than anything else. This is obviously a problem because money isn't the most important thing in the world. If you end up with a girl that is only concerned about the money you make, you're relationship will bevery shallow and meaningless. If you aren't sure if a girl you're interested in is a gold digger, tryto identify these tell tale signs.

She expects you to pay for everything She's very disappointed when you don't spend money on her She pursues you more aggressively than you pursue her She is obsessed with living a lavish lifestyle but can't afford it She is shallow and materialistic

If you have a high paying job, come from a wealthy family, or are projected to earn big when you finish school,be wary of girls that have a much stronger interest in you after learning about your financial situation. Gold diggers are only interested in themselves and will stop and nothing to get what they want. They'll end up costing you money, but that's not all. You'll miss out on having real relationships girls that are interested in more than what is in your bank account.

5. Psychos If you decide to datea psycho,you better be prepared for some veryserious challenges. Psycho girls are characterized by being insecure,controlling, manipulative, and needy. Like the many other types of girls on this list,psychos are very selfishly motivated. If that isn't bad enough,they're the most difficult type of girl to break up with. If you start a serious relationship with a psycho and she becomes dependent on you,breaking up with her will take more than just a talk. She'll kick and scream to the very end and might even make threats against you or herself. This is where things can get really dangerous for your emotional and physical well being. If you're uncertain how to identify a psycho, here's a quick list of things to look for:

Calls or texts you constantlyto see what you're doing Discourages you to hang out with your friends, especially other girls Never seems to trust you Cries or throws tantrums to get her way Emotionally unstable

Dating a psycho is a surefire way to make your life a living hell. Even if thesexis good, it comes at a very high price. You'll feel like you're on a leash and won'thaveenough space and freedom in your life. If a girl you're dating start sexhibiting typical behaviors of a psycho, you might want to consider breaking things off sooner rather than later. If you let her act like a psycho for too long, things will only get worse.

She go sabi urinte inside bottle striaght wtithout sprinkle?

Maybe na for shoe shiners cobblers and akara sellers. Improve on ur service nationwide una de launch 10 bucks recharge.

MrsBreezy:
Never. I'd convince him out of it.

U "may" make a very good wife u know..

dechandel:
Abi o
Afterall.. Abo..k.is dey sell fake gold

Fyke fyke gwal o! See ur 1 sided dimple cuTe.

And still with all this condition precedent..girls still fall prey to mugus and magas..dt end up either maiming or sniffing off der lives after raping and robbing dem..
Pray 1st ohk and think positive..not all dt glitters is shine shine..

I love manual cars..love d speed.

deebee13:
I rest my case with kano state karota guys! Those guys are worse dan d devil himself. So bad, dat some people prefer to take public transportation, dan drive their own car! Too much injustice in Nigeria!

Sorry to inquire plz..but how bad are they plz?and could u plz share ur experience or dt of any friend/relative?

cutieepearl:
u ar nt serious

So u mean u can manage me? Na manage o! No b say na full commitment.

cutieepearl:
nop,I guess say na ur girlfwend

My gf?i dnt even hv any,except if u go manage me?so this joke is defntly ur xpirence... y u allow d guy use aboniki nah!

U sure say no be u b d girl?

See judgement abeg!

Kaduna sai El rufai...
Well may the best man win shaa..Na only d almighty know the mind of men.

Miami11:
@ thanks mutuwa
I now pick friends like a grain of salt, I have been burnt with bad friendship at this stage in life, my friends are my family and few, when I say few 3 good friends that's it.

What surprises me is that I give it all to friends, iam never a fake friends but buoy, do I attract bad friends, it's like they can pick me in a crowd.

We share same ordeals chum..Dts y i put it to you that ignoring them is d best.when another hurts dem much,dey would realise dt u wer one in a million. Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated?
Did you know the one who takes care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most?
Believe me experience has shown me alot.Some people don't just deserve u.

Thats nice.
Nothing more than ignoring such kind of people.

khiaa:
lol But satisfaction brought her back.

Wht kind of satisfaction?

Na them sabi..

Thread of nowadays self..anyways Op if a girl is in a "real " love triangle she will do all the aforementioned without counselling from anyone.
Trust me..