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anonimi:
Stop displaying your IGNORANCE in public.

Jonathan was invited and attended in 2010.

He was also invited in 2011.

So........

So go give ur frustrated life a second chance,Ediottt and put it at the back of ur filthy mind that his invitation did still ruined d international relation status of the country..and thanks to chumps like you who are out here barking rubbish.Our president PMB weda u like it or not,will mend such ruptured bond.so pessimists and love children like you can fade into oblivion.
Mumu..

Unikbeau:
Well,I don't feel its ungodly oh. What if na on sunday morning conji come worry both of us? I dnt think is right to deny a partner of his/her conjugal rights. #myownopinionthough

Good response if your married.. or ELSE

obitee69:
Oga how did you cope? Did you plan it this way?

Coping was by the almighty's intervetion.Not that I was in distress.we finished same year,same school with my finance/wife in 2008,and married on boxing day same year.By feb 09,she was amongst the first batch of nysc then i was still in law school.by nov same year i was in the 3rd batch.we had good places for our PPA so there was enough and fused with parental gifts (typical in the north).Things went quiet well for just the two of us..
Our first child was in 2010 after her youth service and as the almighty would have it she got a job when the baby was just a year old. After almost two years of working,i also got mine..up and till this time wer grateful to the almighty.we have a boy as a second child who would be one in a week to come by the grace of the almighty.

I got married at 26..
No regrets...

This invitation is a clear indication of the international community’s willingness to cooperate with the new government of Nigeria.

The international community is obviously acknowledging Nigeria’s significant role in global affairs especially with the recent change in government.

Proffdada:
waste of fp

The greatest waste is a love child who is always frustrated.

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

How do u know u dont have harlitosis as well?coz those that do dont really know..
Anyways harlitosis is beyond brushing of teeth regulary.and some b.o's are beyond roll on and cheap sprays.

People flirt with danger all because of money making.I wonder how stupid one can be after a swarm of unfortunate people have been apprehended and one still thinks his own juju is d best.Have they considered the kind of juju at MM airport?

PDP and their fragments since 03

*Learning how to read and write in a village near Gwandu in the North west in the 50's

*Child education in the North pre independence..

prettymina:
Indeed to reflect on Allah’s verses is a form of worship that will draw one close to Allah Most High. This reflection is not a reckless and wandering one, rather it includes a study of the classical tafseer of the verses being pondered over, as this would fulfil Ibnul-Qayyim’s great advice, “Such as reflecting over a book which a person has memorised and he expounds it so that he may understand what its author intends by it.”
Indeed the Book of Allah is not a book like any other, it is the timeless Speech of Allah, not a created thing, the study guide for life and death and what comes after. Therefore it deserves a more careful study than anyone else’s speech. It necessitates that its reader return to the early narrations of those who witnessed its revelation and heard its explanation by the one deputed by Allah to rehearse and explain His Words to humanity (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam). For if one would try to ponder over the meanings of the verses without having done this study, then surely the filth of the time that he lives in and his ignorance of the correct application and understanding that the early Muslims had would cause him to understand some things not intended by Allah Most High, and therefore he would go astray, thinking to be worshipping Allah. So every sincere Muslim who hopes to earn Allah’s Love breciting and reflecting over Allah’s Book, then let him hold tight to the meanings explained by the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam), and those taught by the companions and their immediate followers, and the early scholars of Islam.

So dear brother and sister Muslim! Know that reciting and pondering over the Book of Allah, devoting your time regularly to its study and implementation has tremendous benefits in this life and the Next, so let us now look to just a few of them to attach ourselves more firmly to Allah’s Majestic Words. Each benefit stands as enough of an encouragement to shun any laziness we have and dedicate ourselves to the Qur’an.

1 - Reading and reflecting over the Qur’an fulfils an Islamic duty.

Indeed the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) summarised this Religion with his statement: “The Religion is naseehah (sincerity)!” So then Tameem ibn Aws, may Allah be pleased with him, then said, “We asked, ‘To whom?’” He said: “To Allah, HIS BOOK, His Messenger, the leaders of the people, and their common folk.” [Muslim] The sincerity that is due to the Book of Allah includes its regular recitation, learning the rules of tajweed and reciting it beautifully, learning about its tafseer and the reasons for its revelation, affirming that it is the Truth, the perfect Speech of Allah and not part of the creation, honoring it and defending it, abiding by the orders and prohibitions found in it, teaching it and calling to it. [See Jaami’ul-’Uloom wal-Hikam of Ibn Rajab Al-Hambalee] So by reading and reflecting over the Qur’an, one fulfills an obligation and is rewarded for that. Upon fulfilling this obligation, the Qur’an then becomes a proof for him on the Day of Judgment! And that is our second benefit we will take by embracing this Noble Book...

2 - The Qur’an will be a proof for us on the Day of Judgment.

This is due to the statement of the Messenger: “And the Qur’an is a proof for you or against you.” [Muslim] So one of two things will occur with this proof, the Book of Allah. It will either be in your favor, a proof for you on the Day when you will need every single good deed, or it will be something standing against you, the very Speech of your Creator, a proof against you! Who could be saved from the terrors of that Day if Allah’s own Speech is against him?!?! Think carefully, dear Muslim brother or sister, about your position with the Qur’an! Are you neglecting it, contradicting it, being heedless of its orders and prohibitions, are you thinking deeply over it?! Will it be on your side on the Day of Judgment.?! O Allah! We ask you, by Your Glorious Speech and the rest of your beautiful Names and Attributes, to make the Qur’an a proof for us! O Allah! Don’t make the Qur’an a proof against us on that Day, and save us from the hellfire! For if Allah makes the Qur’an a proof in our favour on that Day, then it would also be an intercessor for us, when NO intercession will take place except by His Permission.

3 - The Qur’an will intercede for us on the Day of Judgment.

The proof: Aboo Umaamah relates that the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: “Read the Qur’an, for verily it will come on the Day of Standing as an intercessor for its companions.” [Muslim]

4 - Your status in this life will be raised.

In Saheeh Muslim, we find a lovely story, about how a man from the people of Jannah, ‘Umar ibn Al-Khattaab, understood this principle. Some men came to question him during his khilaafah about the leadership of Makkah, they asked, “Who do you use to govern Makkah?” He said, “Ibn Abzaa.” They asked, “And who is Ibn Abzaa?” Umar replied, “A freed slave from those we freed.” They remarked, “You left a freed slave in charge of the people of the Valley (the noble tribes of the Quraysh)!?!?” So he answered them, “Verily he is a reader of the Book of Allah and is knowledgeable about the obligations of the Muslims. Haven’t you heard the statement of your Messenger: “Verily Allah raises some people by this Book and lowers others by it.”

5 - You will be from the best of the people.

‘Uthmaan, may Allah be pleased with him, said that the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: “The best of you are the ones who learn the Qur’an and teach it to others” [Al-Bukhari]

6 - There are ten rewards for each letter you recite from the Qur’an.

As an authentic hadith in At-Tirmithee proves: “Whoever reads a letter from the Book of Allah, he will have a reward. And that reward will be multiplied by ten. I am not saying that “Alif, Laam, Meem” is a letter, rather I am saying that “Alif” is a letter, “laam” is a letter and “meem” is a letter.” So increase your recitation of the Qur’an to gain these merits, and to gain the following merit as well.

7 - The reciters of the Qur’an will be in the company of the noble and obedient angels.

‘Aa’ishah, may Allah be pleased with her, relates that the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: “Verily the one who recites the Qur’an beautifully, smoothly, and precisely, he will be in the company of the noble and obedient angels. And as for the one who recites with difficulty, stammering or stumbling through its verses, then he will have TWICE that reward.” [Al-Bukhari and Muslim]

So dear brother or sister Muslim, do not let the Shaytaan give you false excuses, such as “I am not an ‘Arab,” or “Its not my language.” This hadith is a firm proof against these whisperings. Dedicate yourself to the Book of Allah, whether you are an ‘Arab or not! The excuses have been eliminated and the pathway has been cleared for you to embrace the Book of Allah without holding back or offering excuses! And surely you will not hesitate to seek a teacher or a study circle for the Qur’an once you hear the last and perhaps greatest benefits of reading and contemplating over the Qur’an...

8 - Your position in Paradise is determined by the amount of Qur’an you memorize in this life!

‘Abdullaah ibn ‘Amr ibn Al-’Aas heard the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) saying: “It will be said to the companion of the Qur’an: Read and elevate (through the levels of the Paradise) and beautify your voice as you used to do when you were in the dunyaa! For verily, your position in the Paradise will be at the last verse you recite!” [Aboo Daawood and At-Tirmithee, saheeh]

9 - The Qur’an will lead you to Paradise!

The Prophet said: “The Qur’an is an intercessor, something given permission to intercede, and it is rightfully believed in. Whoever puts it in front of him, it will lead him to Paradise; whoever puts it behind him, it will steer him to the Hellfire.” [An authentic hadith found in At-Tabaraanee, on the authority of ‘Abdullaah ibn Mas’ood]

Know, dear brother or sister, that these nine benefits from the many benefits available can only be attained by a sincere commitment to the Book of Allah, not by a person’s mere statement, “I love the Qur’an, it’s beautiful.” Rather the heart must be sincerely attached to Allah’s Book and the limbs and tongue will follow in this attachment. You must know that we only mentioned a few of the numerous benefits of reading and reflecting over the Qur’an. There are many benefits that await your reading in the Qur’an and books of hadith, like the chapter of the Qur’an that will argue on your behalf in the grave, and that it is a physical healing, a source of rest and relaxation for your heart, among many other things. And Allah knows best. (Taken from Look 4 Islam)

JUMAAT MUFEEDA

Jazakallahu..I take it you read the quran at least twice in a day hopefully?

Hmmn..

EXCERPT...

PRESIDENT BUHARI MUST PUBLICLY DECLARE HIS ASSET
The constitution is clear about asset declaration by elected officials stating as follows :Section 140, that a person elected to the office of President shall not begin to perform the functions of that office until he has declared his assets and liabilities as prescribed in the Constitution.”. Baba keeps giving me reasons to adore and respect him the more. While Nigerians have come out to crucify him for not publicly declaring his asset I picked an action from him worthy of commendation which several Nigerians did not aver their minds to and it is the fact that President Buhari is now not just showing that he is a democrat but he is ready to follow and abide by the constitution. The provision above stipulate that an individual elected shall not carry out any function until he declare his asset President Buhari's very first appointment came after it was announced that he had submitted his declaration form and receipt acknowledged. I make bold to say he is the first and only elected official to abide by that provision. I stand to be corrected.
Declaration of asset follows some set of procedure provided by the act as follows : section 15. Declaration of assets
(1) Every public officer shall, within fifteen months after the coming into force of this Act or immediately after taking office and thereafter-

(a) at the end of every four years;

(b) at the end of his term of office; and

(c) in the case of a serving officer, within thirty days of the receipt of the form from the Bureau or at such other intervals as the Bureau may specify, submit to the Bureau a written declaration in the Form prescribed in the First Schedule to this Act or, in such form as the Bureau may, from time to time, specify, of all his properties, assets and liabilities and those of his spouse or unmarried children under the age of twenty-one years.

(2) Any statement in any declaration that is found to be false by any authority or person authorised in that behalf to verify it, shall be deemed to be a breach of this Act.

(3) Any property or assets acquired by a public officer after any declaration required by subsection (1) of this section and which is not fairly attributable to income, gifts or loan approved by this Act, shall be deemed to have been acquired in breach of this Act unless the contrary is proved.

The obligation of an individual is to declare and submit his declaration form to the commission therein the commission shall cause itself to investigate every claims asserted by the declarant to ensure that all information supplied is correct. This exercise depending on the seriousness of the commission will take time to be concluded. It therefore amazes me to hear people criticizing without duly seeking to know the actual practice obtainable.
People have come out to say Yar'adua publicly declare his asset perhaps fail to find out when?. Yar'adua it is in record submitted his asset declaration forms few days to his swearing in just as Baba did and did not make it public until 28th June after he was sworn-in. Please guys let us cut this guy some slack he has done nothing but continue to cherish we the masses, he has remained the only elite with our plight at heart.
I understand we Nigerians have so much concentration of hypothalamus which in turn stops most of us from thinking rationally, President Buhari is our President whether we like it or not, he has our interest at heart, he has pledge to give his all to ensure Nigeria is great again. We either support and help him rebuild our dear Nation or continue with our dump founded and unnecessary outrage that will lead us back to where we came from. Whatever we decide, when heaven falls, it shall not fall on Baba Alone but all of us.
Barrister Suleiman Mohammd
Abuja
@9japointblank

So soon..?

And pessimists,haters,bigots and love children of N.L were ranting craps.Commot go talk for public una no fit,na to de discharge una frustrated life just in a forum..

No be today nah!

Ednite:
yes, k.:-)

I replied your message.if you dont see it in your inbox,check your spam folder.

gidola:
did u attend command children school in yaba?

Nope.

Ednite:
thanks a lotttt! What am tryna say is dat der r gud things dat u cud observe here. Bt lot of d times, a lot of ppl rush to tel nt gud things abt our country. Of course nt errthin' is perfect bt dnt let little silly things gt huge, n' ETHIOPIA IS A GOOD COUNTRY.:-D

Thats fantastic..i will like to know more about ethiopia if u dnt mind.aside from nairaland do you chat?

It happened to a class teacher of mine,back in the 90's..its very serious and extreaneous sitiation.May the almighty always protect us all.

Ednite:
I lyk d way u tink, wish ol cud hav tot d same way. D prob here is, what BBC hav reported abt ethiopia was dat we were in a big poverty 30YEARS AGO. N' dats d rsn why ppl stil tink we r d same. Which is nt, i lyk d way u guyz hate it when sme azer countries made sme things b8r dan u bt u dnt want to admit it! Jst do! U can google in n' luk how lot of things hav changed here n' i can tel u if u asked for dat.

Well that's the way any sane person should reason.Our people condemn from afar,only to regret and saturate themselves with shame at the end.Av got lotsa friends that transit at addis and tell me how good it is.Though every country has its own innate problems,but the media makes things worse and Ediots continue from their with their one sided thinking.
I will visit addis someday in shaa Allahu.
Am optimistic it will be good.I hope..

Ednite:
am bein' honest, do u disagree wiz what i've said?

Well its a question of proof.what is the proof that makes those insulting your country do so? And what proof do u have that your own country should be immune from critics?
For me I like to go to ethiopia and see for myself before i adjudge.

Ednite:
I've been reading what u've written abt ETHIOPIA, n' i can say, ol of it was annoying. U tink dat we're stil in poverty- false, we're changing a lot n' we hav good tings dat u guys shud hear bout. U always say dat ur GIANT OF AFRICA, bt cool down guyz, u've gotta change lot of things first, specially ur brain. Lol. N' tel warya, axum, somali09 to shut his mouth cuz he's nt an ethiopian bt running to ruin our image. We're nt ppl who go out sayin' dat we're beautiful, racist, superior n' everythin'. Knw dat ur thinkin' dat our whole country is a mess. Bt u can judge by d pics here. . .
PEACE

Issues!

Its a malaprop to say 10 ways jonathan failed nigerians..
He has failed and has failed awfully.

No yawa mr president..
Your good to go..

Uncletony:
Madtness is terrible!!

Mumuness at its peak..your reasoning as well as spellings show how illicit your coming to this world is.STOP HATING.GMB PASS YOU AND UR ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD (IF YOU HAVE ANY).
YOU WILL NEVER GROW AND WILL DIE A RIFFRAFF ON N.L

Uncletony:
your write up says volume about you. Well u met the wrong person try ur many likes on NL.

Another case of coitus interruptus gone awfully bad.This is why I insult charlies like you.You do not just qualify as a fool..but an inglorious one.Guy,with proper enlightenment and understanding,you may triumph your idiocy in years to come.

I had been expecting a counter write up from you..but for the fact that your as daft and clueless as Jona you couldnt find any..STOP hatered it kills.This Man WILL RULE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD TILL MANNERS RESIDES IN ALL YOU HATERS..
Even your uncle orubebe cannot do otherwise..

Uncletony:
Pls do u knw how to read?!..if yes, go back & read d essay properly.
Babaonechance declear ur assets publicly!!

Chump..the way u write seems your myopic and clouded by spite.Well U will be ruled by this same set that just declared their assets signed and acknowledged by the appropriate body.For your addition,I am an entrenched and well to do civil servant who followed same procedure to declare mine aswell and have seen training programs at the CCB on how this asset declarations are exercised.
Its obviously ur a certified jobless dunce with a history of prolonged brain wash whose mannerisms and concepts of life are media oriented. Its quite sad that your still allow ill spite to take over ur affairs..and that is why Charlies like you will never move forward.
I challenge you to go back and read the article well and prove the contrary and plz (mumu) it is not an essay.You are more of a once chance here than anyone. If no prove or your dicey intellect could not coin any then I put it to you that your one of those NL riffraffs.

Redoil:
and fayose was able to hold them to ransom for more than eight months

But came back to lick his own throw up abi?

The era of executive bullying is foreshadowing its going.