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missmary:of course it will,due to a normal wear and tear.but am sure it was purchased new. the heat emanating from the food could also peel the coated seal as well. |
I love tall Igbo girls no lie... BUT the mileage and maintenance level de high. |
afolayangs:telepathy.. nice one. |
agarawu23:it is..but it gets the job done in a haste.more like an improviser for bigger service spoon. |
that shovel na new one nah! |
ghen ghen.. |
naija no de carry last |
princdebola201:ditto.. ![]() |
hahaha this is all i can do. |
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Riwo11:#1 Use a witty pun, joke or statement, but make sure the seriousness of your question gets through. Here are some of the best lines we found on the Interwebz: - “Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you, and according to Newton’s Law of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.” - “You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.” - “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?” #2 Bet on something fun that you are SURE to win, and ask for a date as the prize. Notice how I emphasized the word “sure”? That means that you should not challenge the person you like to something that you are not an expert at. Remember to make a backup wager, in case you lose. #3 Ask them to do something ordinary and joke about it being a date – then ask them out on a real date.Tell the person that this feels like the best date ever, but would it be okay if they go out with you to an actual restaurant or [insert original yet tasteful date idea here]. #4 Use emojis. Even a simple “girl emoji + boy emoji + coffee emoji = question mark” will do. It’s cute, so there’s a 90% chance it’ll go over well with the person you like. #5 Give her a flower.You want to hear something crazy? Guys don’t give flowers to girls they like anymore. They usually do it on special occasions or if they did something wrong. So, it’s not so crazy to think that giving someone a single flower before you ask them out is now considered out of the ordinary. Up the ante This means that you may need to go public with your affections. A word of warning for you eager beavers out there: Make sure that you know the person well enough to do this or you have had at least several encounters and know each other’s name. Sometimes, asking out random strangers using these methods can go awry and end with the phrase, “Do I know you?” #6 Make a Snapchat story, Vine or a Flipagram.Take lots of visual puns and make sure you look cute in all your photos and videos. The crazier it is, the better. And remember, try not to do anything illegal. #7 Do something out of a popular romcom or their favorite movie.Either do your research or find out what’s new and popular out there. Maybe check out what shows or movies the object of your affections is into, and get some inspiration from there. #8 Use food. It’s pretty easy to use food to ask someone out. You can get creative, and most sellers give you customized treats for this sort of thing. #9 Ask a barista to write a message on their coffee cup.Or better yet, ask the barista to yell the phrase out for you. It’s pretty brave *or cowardly, whichever way you look at it* and you’ll get an immediate answer. So will the entire coffee shop. #10 Highlight words out of a book you think they’d like. It’s a book. How hard would it be to find the words “would”, “you”, “like”, “to”, “go”, “out”, “with” and “me?” Bonus points because this idea isn't even viral yet. Go hard or go home Now, these types of gestures are specifically designed to ask someone you’ve known for a long time. You can take a risk, and use these to ask a crush who doesn’t know anything about you, but you should make sure that you are fully invested in this endeavor. You can’t use these to ask someone you don’t even like that much – that’s just a waste of time, money and effort. #11 Make it big and expensive. Or purchase something that has a killer installment plan.Aerial advertising, billboards, jewelry – there are so many options to choose from, especially if you have a credit card. #12 Use lots and lots and lots of props. A hundred post-it notes, two hundred bags of gummy bears, three hundred sacks of potpourri? We’re *sort of* kidding. It’s best to use something themed and funny when using props to ask someone out. Step into Wal-Mart and let the aisles inspire you. #13 Invest some time and effort in a scavenger hunt.There are numerous variations of scavenger hunts you can copy off of the Internet, but we suggest that you use items and locations fit for the person you like. Make sure the notes are cute, that there are moderately expensive gifts involved, and that you are the prize at the end of the hunt. #14 Ask your friends to pitch in. Something about having all your friends involved makes the gesture more sincere. Ask your friends to help you make a video or have them wear funny costumes when you’re asking the person you like out. #15 Ask random strangers with good hearts to pitch in. These are the stuff viral YouTube videos are made of. Try these and see if you get your pride’s worth: - Ask strangers to hold out signs leading her to you, with the signs cumulatively saying, “Will you go out with me?” - Ask them to sing the bridge of a love song with you as you step into your crush’s periphery. The bridge is always the best part! - Ask the strangers to cheer you on and mildly pressure your lady love to say, “Yes” when you ask her out in front of them. We can’t guarantee that these will all work for you and the person you like, but we’re pretty sure that the sentiment itself will get you extra points. Who cares what other people think? The important thing is that you opened yourself up to the person you like and followed your instincts. If you think about it, that’s still more than the 0% chance of success when you don’t even ask at all. ![]() |
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what is professional in begging? a status demeaning rough play? |
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[quote author=AGgal post=37381442][/quote]no please don't..you may not find it in all bra's but a mere precautionary measure to take when buying new ones.try putting your hands into any of the pads without necessarily tearing it open,if you feel any thing unusual in it,then it may have been planted.A sis of a friend saw it this morning. |
michymeg:i learnt they are cancerous substances.with time they burst and when in contact with the breast,the fluids it discharges leads to cancer. |
LadyJul:Trust is a feeling,like any other one.its all about your own choice,the way you are and the way your spouse has put him/herself before you to warrant being trusted or not.The fact that you trust your partner or not cannot stop a distrust that is ordained to come to you since you know that all humans are fallible naturally. "if you like wise pass tortoise or mouse" you will still feel the impact of distrust when it comes.The question on how far one can trust is relative.Rather..how do you move on when it hits you.In my own thinking..one should be pro active in everything you do. |
May the almighty make us NOT DIE mutilated. But in peace and tranquility. |
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![]() Girls...always do a check on your new bra to escape stuffs like this..na cancer de call o! you may want to start now.. 3, 2, 1 Go!
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until we see alert.. *climbs palm wine tree* |
kestolove95:you no lie girl. |
seems passionate and optimistic |
yes |
ajepako:in shaa Allah he will.. |
if this is true the youths should be on standby for ministerial positions nah! ![]() |
Many girls don't even suspect that they are Side chicks. Then there are some of them that know their real role, but agree to continue such unhealthy relationship.. Here are my Top 8 reasons on why girls become Side Chicks.. 1. Just To Show It Off: Some girls prefer to be in a relationship just to feel like they belong. Maybe they see their friends in relationships and want a boyfriend of their own. So they agree to become a mistress even if they know that a guy is in serious relationships.They keep the guy around, only to drain some material things from him. 2. Fear Of Loneliness: Many girls can agree for less, just so they would not feel lonely.So to escape it, they will date even a guy with a wife.Actually they can jump at any guy who comes their way. 3.Too Much Attention: It could happen that a girl could love a guy too much to let him go, even if he already has a girlfriend. Such obsession can force her to become a side chick. 4. Pressure: Some families insist that their daughter should bring a man and to get married.So some girls are forced to look for a man anywhere and at any costs. 5.Desire: Some girls become side chicks just for the fun of it.She probably find the idea playing with people’s feelings exciting. Some girls think that it’s cool to sneak around with a guy while he’s already in a relationship. 6.They Like The Attention: Some girls agree to be another chick because they adore being special.If a guy pamper them and makes them feel desired, they don’t care whether he has a girlfriend. 7.She Thinks That She Is Not Good Enough: A guy can tell a girl that she is not good enough to be his girlfriend.But she can be his side chick. The girl then agrees because she thinks that this is an only variant and it starts to think that she is undesirable. 8.Hope: Some girls hope and believe that one day, they would become official girlfriends or even wives. So she will agree to be on the second place, but she will do her best to win his heart permanently, which might leads her in becoming a side chick simple... |
the almighty works in mysterious ways.. beggars with full limbs,sight and good hearing means what kind of defense will they put up? ![]() |
like any other regular guest in laws should also regulate the rate at which they visit homes uninvited.tho some one once said that its only the indigent type of in laws that frequent spouses,the well to do ones rarely. ![]() |
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