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Food › Re: Shovel Used To Serve Food At IDP Camp In Maiduguri (photos) by Mutuwa(m): 1:43pm On Aug 27, 2015
missmary:
Its not... The coating has peeled off
of course it will,due to a normal wear and tear.but am sure it was purchased new.
the heat emanating from the food could also peel the coated seal as well.
Culture › Re: 4 Amazing Things About Igbo Traditional Marriages. by Mutuwa(m): 12:59pm On Aug 27, 2015
I love tall Igbo girls no lie... BUT the mileage and maintenance level de high.
Food › Re: Shovel Used To Serve Food At IDP Camp In Maiduguri (photos) by Mutuwa(m): 12:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
afolayangs:
am just about to type this
telepathy..
nice one.
Food › Re: Shovel Used To Serve Food At IDP Camp In Maiduguri (photos) by Mutuwa(m): 12:50pm On Aug 27, 2015
agarawu23:
even if the shovel is new, it's too bad
it is..but it gets the job done in a haste.more like an improviser for bigger service spoon.
Food › Re: Shovel Used To Serve Food At IDP Camp In Maiduguri (photos) by Mutuwa(m): 12:39pm On Aug 27, 2015
that shovel na new one nah!
Education › Re: NUC Releases List Of Illegal Tertiary Institutions In Nigeria by Mutuwa(m): 12:37pm On Aug 27, 2015
ghen ghen..
Crime › Re: Russian Photographer Unveils Nigerian Ladies Who Are Into Prostitution by Mutuwa(m): 12:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
naija no de carry last
Politics › Re: Potential Occupations Of Biafran Citizen After Freedom by Mutuwa(m): 11:27am On Aug 27, 2015
princdebola201:
BABY FACTORY BUSINESS-- imo as case study


KIDNAPING BUSINESS - anambra as case study


RITUALIST BUSINESS--okija shrine as case study


COUNTERFEIT GOODS BUSINESS -idumota as case study


FAKE DRUGS BUSINESS-- onitsha market as case study


EXPIRED PRODUCTS BUSINESS.-- Chocolate royale as case study

ARMED ROBBERY BUSINESS. --Anini as case study


PIRACY BUSINESS. -- alaba market as a case study


FAKE CD BUSINESS- oshodi,agege,obalende,alaba as case study


OKRIKA AND BEND DOWN SELECT ENTERPRISES - katangora,oshodi,agege,obalende as case study


FAKE SPARE PART BUSINESS-- Ladipo market as case study


DRUG PEDDLING BUSINESS-malaysia,indonesia,china,brazil,mexico as case study


CANNIBALISM BUSINESS-- clifford orji as case study


GALLA AND LACASERA SELLING. BUSINESS-- Lagos as a case study


RAPIST BUSINESS -- osisankwo as a case study

TRANSPORT BUSINESS- chisco ,ekenedili chukwu as a case study

419 FRAUD BUSINESS--- Chukwuwike Anijuns, and sam nwakwo as a case study

TRADING BUSINESS -- anambra as a case study



These are the potential jobs of an average biafrraud citizen that awaits them after gaining freedom
ditto.. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: 12 People Who Ruined PDP And Jonathan's Administration by Mutuwa(m): 11:09am On Aug 27, 2015
hahaha

this is all i can do.
Politics › Re: Justice Audu Bako Dies by Mutuwa(m): 11:06am On Aug 27, 2015
embarassed
Romance › Re: 15 Hilariously Unique Ways To Ask A Girl On A Date:: by Mutuwa(m): 11:05am On Aug 27, 2015
Riwo11:
15 Hilariously Unique Ways To Ask A Girl On A Date::

Read Here »»»http://www.riseup247.com/2015/05/15-hilariously-unique-ways-to-ask.html
#1 Use a witty pun, joke or statement, but make sure the seriousness of your question gets through. Here are some of the best lines we found on the Interwebz:
- “Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you, and according to Newton’s Law of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.”
- “You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”
- “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

#2 Bet on something fun that you are SURE to win, and ask for a date as the prize. Notice how I emphasized the word “sure”? That means that you should not challenge the person you like to something that you are not an expert at. Remember to make a backup wager, in case you lose.

#3 Ask them to do something ordinary and joke about it being a date – then ask them out on a real date.Tell the person that this feels like the best date ever, but would it be okay if they go out with you to an actual restaurant or [insert original yet tasteful date idea here].

#4 Use emojis. Even a simple “girl emoji + boy emoji + coffee emoji = question mark” will do. It’s cute, so there’s a 90% chance it’ll go over well with the person you like.

#5 Give her a flower.You want to hear something crazy? Guys don’t give flowers to girls they like anymore. They usually do it on special occasions or if they did something wrong. So, it’s not so crazy to think that giving someone a single flower before you ask them out is now considered out of the ordinary. Up the ante This means that you may need to go public with your affections. A word of warning for you eager beavers out there: Make sure that you know the person well enough to do this or you have had at least several encounters and know each other’s name. Sometimes, asking out random strangers using these methods can go awry and end with the phrase, “Do I know you?”

#6 Make a Snapchat story, Vine or a Flipagram.Take lots of visual puns and make sure you look cute in all your photos and videos. The crazier it is, the better. And remember, try not to do anything illegal.

#7 Do something out of a popular romcom or their favorite movie.Either do your research or find out what’s new and popular out there. Maybe check out what shows or movies the object of your affections is into, and get some inspiration from there.

#8 Use food. It’s pretty easy to use food to ask someone out. You can get creative, and most sellers give you customized treats for this sort of thing.

#9 Ask a barista to write a message on their coffee cup.Or better yet, ask the barista to yell the phrase out for you. It’s pretty brave *or cowardly, whichever way you look at it* and you’ll get an immediate answer. So will the entire coffee shop.

#10 Highlight words out of a book you think they’d like. It’s a book. How hard would it be to find the words “would”, “you”, “like”, “to”, “go”, “out”, “with” and “me?” Bonus points because this idea isn't even viral yet. Go hard or go home Now, these types of gestures are specifically designed to ask someone you’ve known for a long time. You can take a risk, and use these to ask a crush who doesn’t know anything about you, but you should make sure that you are fully invested in this endeavor. You can’t use these to ask someone you don’t even like that much – that’s just a waste of time, money and effort.

#11 Make it big and expensive. Or purchase something that has a killer installment plan.Aerial advertising, billboards, jewelry – there are so many options to choose from, especially if you have a credit card.

#12 Use lots and lots and lots of props. A hundred post-it notes, two hundred bags of gummy bears, three hundred sacks of potpourri? We’re *sort of* kidding. It’s best to use something themed and funny when using props to ask someone out. Step into Wal-Mart and let the aisles inspire you.

#13 Invest some time and effort in a scavenger hunt.There are numerous variations of scavenger hunts you can copy off of the Internet, but we suggest that you use items and locations fit for the person you like. Make sure the notes are cute, that there are moderately expensive gifts involved, and that you are the prize at the end of the hunt.

#14 Ask your friends to pitch in. Something about having all your friends involved makes the gesture more sincere. Ask your friends to help you make a video or have them wear funny costumes when you’re asking the person you like out.

#15 Ask random strangers with good hearts to pitch in. These are the stuff viral YouTube videos are made of. Try these and see if you get your pride’s worth: - Ask strangers to hold out signs leading her to you, with the signs cumulatively saying, “Will you go out with me?” - Ask them to sing the bridge of a love song with you as you step into your crush’s periphery. The bridge is always the best part! - Ask the strangers to cheer you on and mildly pressure your lady love to say, “Yes” when you ask her out in front of them. We can’t guarantee that these will all work for you and the person you like, but we’re pretty sure that the sentiment itself will get you extra points. Who cares what other people think? The important thing is that you opened yourself up to the person you like and followed your instincts. If you think about it, that’s still more than the 0% chance of success when you don’t even ask at all.

smiley
Car Talk › Re: PHOTO: Fully Loaded Cement Truck Spotted Cruising At Lekki With Tyres Missing by Mutuwa(m): 10:57am On Aug 27, 2015
undecided
Politics › Re: PDP Defectors Extol Tinubu by Mutuwa(m): 10:49am On Aug 27, 2015
tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Professional Female Begger That Drives An SUV And Begs For N1K Exposed At Ikoyi by Mutuwa(m): 10:44am On Aug 27, 2015
what is professional in begging? a status demeaning rough play?
Nairaland General › Re: Photo: 4 Nigerians Arrested In Indonesia In A Cyber Cafe by Mutuwa(m): 10:39am On Aug 27, 2015
kestolove95:
Emeka,chukwudi,nonso and ebere...e no suprix me
grin
Health › Re: Watch Out, Prolonged Sitting Kills by Mutuwa(m): 10:25am On Aug 27, 2015
[quote author=AGgal post=37381442][/quote]no please don't..you may not find it in all bra's but a mere precautionary measure to take when buying new ones.try putting your hands into any of the pads without necessarily tearing it open,if you feel any thing unusual in it,then it may have been planted.A sis of a friend saw it this morning.
Health › Re: Watch Out, Prolonged Sitting Kills by Mutuwa(m): 10:19am On Aug 27, 2015
michymeg:
what is that?
i learnt they are cancerous substances.with time they burst and when in contact with the breast,the fluids it discharges leads to cancer.
Romance › Re: How Far Should You Trust In A Relationship by Mutuwa(m): 9:42am On Aug 27, 2015
LadyJul:
Hello dearies....have heard one of the basic key to a successful relationship is trust.,, but how far can you trust your partner? Personally I won't trust my partner completely at all because we humans are bound to disappoint...how painful and heartbreaking it'll be when u find out that the person u trust so much disappointed you...so guys how far can you trust your partner? And have you ever been hurt badly by ur partner u trusted so much? Pls share ur experience let others learn from it...thanks ppl
Trust is a feeling,like any other one.its all about your own choice,the way you are and the way your spouse has put him/herself before you to warrant being trusted or not.The fact that you trust your partner or not cannot stop a distrust that is ordained to come to you since you know that all humans are fallible naturally. "if you like wise pass tortoise or mouse" grin grin grin you will still feel the impact of distrust when it comes.

The question on how far one can trust is relative.Rather..how do you move on when it hits you.In my own thinking..one should be pro active in everything you do.
Car Talk › Re: Graphic Photos From The Horrific Accident On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Mutuwa(m): 9:33am On Aug 27, 2015
May the almighty make us NOT DIE mutilated.
But in peace and tranquility.
Politics › Re: Inspector Shoots Self Dead In Lagos by Mutuwa(m): 9:28am On Aug 27, 2015
huh

its always accidental...
Politics › Re: ‘why Construction Of Second Niger Bridge May Be Put On Hold For Now’ by Mutuwa(m): 9:25am On Aug 27, 2015
grin

Health › Re: Watch Out, Prolonged Sitting Kills by Mutuwa(m): 9:21am On Aug 27, 2015
sad

Girls...always do a check on your new bra to escape stuffs like this..na cancer de call o!
you may want to start now.. 3, 2, 1 Go!

Travel › Re: Mistakes Made By First Timers Travelling By Air by Mutuwa(m): 9:17am On Aug 27, 2015
sad

Politics › Re: States’ Bailout: Banks To Release Funds For Salary Arrears by Mutuwa(m): 8:35am On Aug 27, 2015
until we see alert..

*climbs palm wine tree*
Politics › Re: Northerners Hold 83 Per Cent Of Oil Blocks – Senator by Mutuwa(m): 8:01am On Aug 27, 2015
kestolove95:
Yes...dey own nigeria
you no lie girl.
Politics › Re: Superman Soldier Spotted In North East Battle Ground by Mutuwa(m): 1:50pm On Aug 26, 2015
seems passionate and optimistic
Health › Re: IGP Directs Hospitals To Treat Gunshot Victims by Mutuwa(m): 4:14pm On Aug 21, 2015
yes
Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Kano Metropolis(photos ) - THISDAY by Mutuwa(m): 3:39pm On Aug 21, 2015
ajepako:
eeyah!

change, change, change

everywhere..

Allah will help them
in shaa Allah he will..
Politics › Re: Buhari Ministerial List Lobbyists Withdraw CV; Begs Godfathers To Halt Lobby; by Mutuwa(m): 10:05am On Aug 21, 2015
if this is true the youths should be on standby for ministerial positions nah! angry
Romance › Re: 8 Reasons Why Some Girls Prefer To Be Side Chicks. by Mutuwa(m): 10:01am On Aug 21, 2015
Many girls don't even suspect that they are Side chicks. Then there are some of them that know their real role, but agree to continue such unhealthy relationship..

Here are my Top 8 reasons on why girls become Side Chicks..

1. Just To Show It Off: Some girls prefer to be in a relationship just to feel like they belong. Maybe they see their friends in relationships and want a boyfriend of their own. So they agree to become a mistress even if they know that a guy is in serious relationships.They keep the guy around, only to drain some material things from him.

2. Fear Of Loneliness: Many girls can agree for less, just so they would not feel lonely.So to escape it, they will date even a guy with a wife.Actually they can jump at any guy who comes their way.

3.Too Much Attention: It could happen that a girl could love a guy too much to let him go, even if he already has a girlfriend. Such obsession can force her to become a side chick.


4. Pressure: Some families insist that their daughter should bring a man and to get married.So some girls are forced to look for a man anywhere and at any costs.

5.Desire: Some girls become side chicks just for the fun of it.She probably find the idea playing with people’s feelings exciting. Some girls think that it’s cool to sneak around with a guy while he’s already in a relationship.

6.They Like The Attention: Some girls agree to be another chick because they adore being special.If a guy pamper them and makes them feel desired, they don’t care whether he has a girlfriend.

7.She Thinks That She Is Not Good Enough: A guy can tell a girl that she is not good enough to be his girlfriend.But she can be his side chick. The girl then agrees because she thinks that this is an only variant and it starts to think that she is undesirable.

8.Hope: Some girls hope and believe that one day, they would become official girlfriends or even wives. So she will agree to be on the second place, but she will do her best to win his heart permanently, which might leads her in becoming a side chick

simple...
Family › Re: Meet The ' basketball Girl'. An Amputee That Moves Around Using A Cut Basketball by Mutuwa(m): 9:59am On Aug 21, 2015
the almighty works in mysterious ways..
beggars with full limbs,sight and good hearing means what kind of defense will they put up? angry
Romance › Re: Are You Inlaws Permitted To Visit You Without Prior Information?? by Mutuwa(m): 9:52am On Aug 21, 2015
like any other regular guest in laws should also regulate the rate at which they visit homes uninvited.tho some one once said that its only the indigent type of in laws that frequent spouses,the well to do ones rarely. grin

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