₦airaland Forum

Bluffly:
Answer my question instead of ranting

have u answered mine?for all i see in your write up,is rubbish.and I hereby "floccinaucinihilipilificate" them..

neocortex:
What's your point ?
You derive joy in ridiculing yourself and your people.
SMH.

as long as unawares like you dont understand ..you now become the subject of ridicule.

hahaha to you.

christinie:
Are you happy with your poor living condition? Yes or no. Don't lie.

bimbo..

just because you litraty are frustrated doesnt mean am suffering... I may gladly assist as and when practicable.

am not writing to convince or impress you..but its something from my mind.Am virtually doing better than your myopic ways of thought,if at this stage you cannot think properly and do a self assertion of your biased and mental state.its a pity nowadays that we have more pretty and yet unconscious forsaken girls like you.am doing very very well chump with a good job and a good family.I can go to any extent to prove that to you.I only wanted you to apply a bit of wisdom from the "hear say" and prolonged brainwashed that has transformed you into a discordant charlie.If your frustrated status wise and otherwise,well sorry am not.The part of the country I come from really favors me alhamduliahi.

I don't care about you and your epileptic mannerism,i feel very sorry that you were railroad into the world of forms and ideas.Am very happy with my living condition presently and I always beg the Almighty for more of his favors.

question is.. what makes you a woman? is it the contaminated milk you carry in your Brest,or the sewage that flows in between your legs.
be frank please and don't lie.

a possible sign that he wants to....

christinie:
Don't forget that circumstantial evidence must be cogent. Rumour won't do. Suspicion won't do either. Am so glad that Nigerians are now wiser than this APC party full of propaganda. Governance is beyond snapping/uploading pictures, fake probes. It's high time APC knew that many Nigerians are well educated and are not as gullible as they think us to be. 100 days and no single achievement yet.

no one said "hear say" and "them say them say" would make evidence.Nigerians are wiser thats a good one.atleast they are wise enough to know that corruption grew stronger from the erstwhile government who had zero time for corruption which was as lucid as water to all and sundry,save for the unawares and the recalcitrant.

Nigerians are really educated thanks to the will of the almighty,then they should know that patience and perseverance should be employed to give this government time to see if they will triumph in their quest for tackling corruption and other envisaged agenda,not for folks to rant too early when the regime is in its embryo stage.

whatever APC had said about 100 days in office has either not happened in the mind of a sadist and pessimist or really exist in the minds of those that have allowed their human intellect to flow and capture what is real.
The saying that the end will justify the means is not far fetched.

So lets all sit back relax and watch as the movie unfold,then one MAY either dispense with it or embrace it as his/her favorite.any movie that one can predict its ending is usually ill directed.so since one cannot tell what will happen in the next micro/pico second,it will be erroneous to conclude that it is messed up government.

BTW you are very very pretty ma shaa Allah

that man buhari that chumps love to hate..

175:
This is wicked, APC-ed, and Satanic. . . .the woman must be made to pay for this! Make I go tell President Body Language say dem don Burn person body oooo. . .

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it could be non alcoholic?
well..even if its who cares..he can drink till cirrhosis calls.

i go show u wetin i see for lagos..make i come down from my swing.

Tychinzy:
The post is quite long but pls read because ur advice is needed Iam kinda new on Nairaland, been reading lots of advice request frm peeps hia and i tink i really do need one.....my bestfriend from childhood has always bn Chidera, we hav bn very close friends for abt 17yrs now, but later on i noticed i had developed a very strong feelin for her but cudnt tell her because we wia more like siblings and family frnds. Moreova she wont bliv me because bn a cute boi i had quite a number of girlfrnds already in secondary school which she knew of. We got into the university d same year and graduated the same period, but i noticed dat wen we wia posted for our NYSC she stopped really having my time or spendin time wit me because she had fallen in love wit another corper guy dat isnt half as cute as iam. This guy took away d only person dat matter'd to me apart frm God and ma family, weneva i come around to her lodge she was always abt goin out to hang out with dis guy, i died several times. And knowin fully well dat Dera is still a V!rgin am scared of her loosin it to someone dat might not love her dat much. Dis guy made her even forget my birthday for the 1st in 17yrs and i felt like dying, i only got a birthday text later in d evenin.....now the problem started wen she came to my apartment the next day to give me ma present i lured her into the kitchen in pretence dat i wanted giving her, her own share of the bithday cake and immediately we got into d kitchen i cudnt help but swallow her mouth in mine with a very hot deep kiss. Mehn in all d girls i hav dated and had flings with none had a soft and succulent kiss as hers. Afta alot of struggle frm her i free'd her and she ran off. Bn callin her line since den and she isnt pickin hav gone to her lodge severally but always meets it locked. She isnt replyin ma txt msg, bbm pings or whatsapp chat and its killing me.....i need an advice on wat to do pls peeps

take it from me..

. Don’t make any big decisions. Tattoos, relationships, work, moving states. It might seem like a good idea to get ‘Just Breathe,’ or ‘Live Life‘ tattooed in Times Roman 120pt on your forearm but seriously, if you need these sort of reminders so badly as to have them embedded into your skin, then you’re in no position to be making life-lasting decisions. They might all turn out to be great decisions one day, but make them when Rihanna stops singing ‘Love The Way You Lie’ in your head. ‘Just gonna stand there and watch me bu…’ Don’t. Just don’t.

2. Unfriend your ex on Facebook. Do it right now. We’ll wait. You’re not going to see sad-faced ‘missing you’ selfies from the places you used to go — and anything else, you don’t need to know about. Keeping up the follow will swallow you whole. The only reason to have your ex there is to check that they’re not getting on with life too happily without you. He or she will be. So will you, without them, just as soon as you stop the Facebook stalk. If you’re going to keep them friended, just rip your heart from your chest, hand it over and say “Squeeze”. It will hurt a lot less.

3. Exercise. Just not at the gym your ex goes to. At the same time they go there. Possibly the only exercise you’ll feel like doing is hurling ‘that’ photo of the two of you across the room but if you can manage something more active (though perhaps less cathartic) you will feel better afterwards. Cortisol, the stress hormone, will be making itself at home inside you.

One way to take the fire out of cortisol is to exercise. Exercise will also stimulate the brain to release endorphins (the feel good chemicals) and you’ll already be short on them so you’ve got nothing to lose. You don’t have to work up a sweat — going for a walk will do. A caveat though: If the activity involves walking slowly past their house or climbing up the stormwater pipe to get a look into their window, it doesn’t count as exercise. It counts as stalking.

4. Get rid of texting capacity if you’re going to have a drink. A couple of drinks won’t make you Shakespeare. They just won’t. Alcohol is a depressant, so if you’re on a downhill slide, it’s best to stay away from it. If you are going to have a drink though, protect yourself at all costs from the temptation to drunk-text. You’re human. You’ll want to. But don’t fall for the courage that comes in a bottle of decent pinot.

It’s been fed by slightly hammered wisdom and it won’t end well. Never. Ever. Just give your phone to a friend you trust and tell them to feed it to a pack of wolves before even thinking of giving it back to you. Unless you’re totally — totally — sober. You won’t need to explain why. They’ll get it.

5. Connect with friends and family. The real ones. Not the ones who you haven’t heard from since the last crisis. The real ones who will sit through Love Actually with you for the 37th time and eat microwaved Indian from the dodgy plastic container it came in last night because you used the last clean plate three days ago. One of the reasons a breakup hurts so much is because it messes around with the primal need to be connected to other people.

You might not be able to be with the one person you want to be with, but spending time with your tribe will feed the human need for connection and will bring a much needed boost of oxytocin (the happy hormone) you’ve been missing. And those real friends? On the way out the door, they’ll pop the dishwasher on before telling you that they've signed you both up for salsa dancing classes to get you out of the house. Don’t argue. Just go. There’s a good chance you’re starting to smell like a week-long temper and it will only get worse.

6. Give your bedroom a bit of a reno. And get some sleep. Buy new sheets and new pj’s — nothing that reminds you of your ex — and open a window. Get rid of anything that makes you think of what you’ve lost. And then remind yourself that you haven’t lost it because it wasn’t there. Otherwise they would be, too. Shake away those sepia dusted images of the two of you at your almost-but-not-quite spring wedding staring longingly at each other or the buffet. Keep your list of ‘Exotic Places to Honeymoon Where You Still Get the Internet’ though. It will still come in handy one day. If you want it to. Just not with your ex — and that will be okay, you’ll see. And stop falling asleep on the couch in your day clothes.

7. Eat Healthy. Or don’t. Whatever. Just don’t keep it going for too long. You’re doing it tough. You’ve got enough to worry about — you don’t need to get sick on top of everything else. Give your body what it needs to function. Eat healthy and eat regularly. Of course, the occasional crowd-pleaser bucket of fried chicken won’t hurt. Everything in moderation. Or in a delicious crunchy coating.

8. They’re gone. They’re not coming back. But you are. Every breakup survival needs a breakup comeback. When the time is right, plan for yours. Do something you wouldn’t have done while you were with your ex — and no, that doesn’t mean hooking up with Steph, the 20-something from accounts who broke up with her fiancé ‘one week, four days and seven hours ago’ (her words).

The fact that you both own a black dog called Jet does not mean that she ‘gets you’. It’s a union made in rebound hell. Leave Steph where you found her — checking for missed calls and text messages with a tequila in her hand — and instead learn Italian, cook French, teach yourself the guitar, plan a trip to Morocco. Or, if your budget’s gasping for breath, a trip to Target for your new sheets will do fine.

9. Don’t meet up for coffee as friends. Actually, don’t do anything as friends. You loved him/her once, remember? And you were loved back. It’s hard to go backwards from that. 
If you can take the dignified high road and forgive and forget and be friends, good for you, but you might be heading for trouble. You’ve been there. Done that. Nothing to gain from doing it again. In this sort of relationship, someone will always want more. And it probably won’t be your ex — especially if it’s only been weeks since he/she was outta there.

If they’re the one who wants more, then still ‘no’. A few weeks is not enough for him/her to ‘find him/herself’. Your ex is not a remote that slipped behind the couch. It’s never that simple. Never. Of course, if you have kids together you will have to stay on friendly terms (at least in front of the kids). It might not be easy but you’re a person who will always love your kids more than you’ll want to hate any ex so you’ll be fine. You’re phenomenal. And that’s why it’s their loss. Remember that.

10. Look for what it can give you. Sometimes when you’re down, it’s because there’s something down there you’re meant to find. As part of your breakup survival, look for the gems. What can you learn? Why did you choose the relationship? What’s the wisdom that’s left for you when everything is said and done? Everyone comes into our lives to learn from us or to teach us. What have you learnt? The fact that it’s over doesn’t mean it wasn’t important. It just means it’s run its course and it’s no longer the right one. Use it as a step up to the one that is.

11. You only have to get through today. Don’t think too far ahead. It still has the imprints of your relationship with your perfectly behaved children, that spring wedding and you running that marathon (actually, keep that one — just don’t have your ex at the finish line ready to receive you and your gazelle-esque stride). Just don’t go there. Unless it’s to make real plans for something fun. You only have to get through today.

You can deal with tomorrow when it gets to you. Just put one foot in front of the other and it will get easier. Promise. Above all else remember that the path to wisdom and a happy life is often littered with shards of broken hearts, including our own. Keep going. You’ll get there.

Source: informationng.com

Bluffly:
Can you just see yourself. I responded to your post with an explanation and all you could do is to make use of countless abusive terms. No wahala. I never expected less. Tell me why you said "Its in Africans to think as such". Kids everywhere.

you responded to the post with "insults" you moronnn can't you read.this is why love children never triumph,always superficial and vainglorious.
mumu. re read your post well and see how daft a kuntt you are.

Cyriloha:
I like that man he no send person at all not even obama

thats is why I like him aswell always hitting the nail where it belongs.

Bluffly:
Nonsence. Is USA and Russia a continent?. How can you use a single man's comment to wash down Africa. Africans are doing wonders, do your research before you start uttering rubbish. It's obvious you are not different from mugagbe because you are thoughtless.

Charlie..its like you dont understand.You are more stupidddd and confused than a church rat.How different are you from a love child who reasons from his anus..you seem to come out from a terrible home and frustrated as well,and for you to think using a forum and ranting insulting words makes you smart,well I think you are the thoughtless unconscious forsaken daft kunttt hia..
shut your beak and learn to be humane and not a chump..Ediot love child.

frankay430:
ok....northern agenda

"Hypocrisy is when you lump diverse regions and peoples as NW, NE, and NC together as 'north' but when it comes to the south, you try to differentiate between SS, SE, and SW. So in this argument, Kachuwku, the NNPC boss is not an Igbo, but a Kilba man appointed as SFG is Hausa-Fulani. This is being clever by half."

Osas Chijioke

Keneking:
Great...


September 2015 would be sweet for my dear country

yes o bros.. thats the way.



"Wow....,those who still argue that President Muhammadu Buhari is an Islamic fundamentalist may have not known that Engr. Babachir David Lawal the now SGF is a Pastor who was competently trained in the ECWA seminary Jos."

~Genshak Golak.

YAUWA

its in Africans to reason as such..

cccxxiii:
Affirmati Non Neganti Incumbit Probatio
the burden of proof is upon him who alleges - not on him who denies

The governing party (APC) must show Nigerians concrete and water-tight evidence to prove all these weighty allegations.
Until then, these allegations remain in the realm of imagination and speculation.

welcome to the world of "circumstantial evidence" if your waiting for water-tight proof (not that it will not be available) but the stage for that has passed. "qui facit per alium,facit per se" (he who does a thing through another,does it himself) but lemme tell you how they will get even with the PDP " Ubi jus incertum ibi jus nulllum" (where the right is not certain,then there is no right) this will surely apply in the scenario.

no spare any..

hmmm..

I hope they will stop sleeping on duty.

ERODEDEAST:
BOO.HARI is a "BLOCKED HEAD"

When Sani Abacha took power in 1993, he set up a probe into the NCS, which was led by Major-General Paul Tarfa. The panel charged with investigating the activities of the NCS was given a year in which to complete its findings and a sole administrator was appointed in the meantime. Brigadier-General S.O.G. Ango remained as head of the NCS until 1999, when he was replaced by Ahmed Aliyu Mustapha.

i de come..

of course it does

he who slips Alomo bitters and does not squeeze his face will not cry at his mothers funeral

~anonymous~

they have rude customer care folks in some of their branches.

arise o arase