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Romance › Re: New To Nairaland! Hello by MUVA(m): 3:43pm On Jul 25, 2016

makydebbie:
i need a seal of motherfvcking approval

Nah... There's something fishy about this one undecided

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Romance › Re: New To Nairaland! Hello by MUVA(m): 3:42pm On Jul 25, 2016

BigAssGrace:
good afternoon mu.va whats wrong with your face?

What's your real moniker?

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Romance › Re: New To Nairaland! Hello by MUVA(m): 3:39pm On Jul 25, 2016

Romance › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; Breaking News !!! Kinginvahala Disqualified!!!!! by MUVA(m): 2:05pm On Jul 25, 2016

sinaj:
Muva pls get pop corn nd milk for me.

Applaudiseeeeee...... Eeeh eeeh... For Dygeasy oo grin

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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2016

Dygeasy:
Also, this is to inform the general public that KINGINVAHALA will be excused from this year's edition of the contest and future editions.

We cannot afford to have that level of misconduct and controversy in a contestant of this highly esteemed contest.

I am sorry, KINGINVAHALA, you are disqualified from the contest on grounds of VIOLENT DECLARATIONS AND UNDUE THREATENING OF NAIRALAND MEMBERS.

EXCELSIOR!

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Romance › Re: Observation About Last Night's "Hall Of Fame" by MUVA(m): 12:39pm On Jul 25, 2016

[s]

NewSheriff:
That's all lezz could come up with for you after two hours?

[/s]

Romance › Re: Observation About Last Night's "Hall Of Fame" by MUVA(m): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2016

Now you know how MU.VA types.

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Romance › Re: Girls, Money Or Looks? by MUVA(m): 2:31pm On Jul 24, 2016

misspicy:
A

Who fine boy EPP

Looking at the picture up there,i will pick A,he will go for face reconstruction surgery and I will still have both money and looks

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 2:01pm On Jul 24, 2016

rosalieene:
lol I will do that on behalf of yourself, mu.va, benit.a27, saintsamu.raii and mekz.yzeus.

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:57pm On Jul 24, 2016

Mekzyzeus:
BUSTED!!!!!!!! Way to go MUVA!! My nigga dey take "morning after pills"

LMAO!!

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2016

DatCuteGuy:
lol, so the guy's been selling me fake papers since... Lol Bro, thanks for saving me

DatCuteGuy:
lol
Thanks for the heads up mahn

Anytime, bruh. cool

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:28pm On Jul 24, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
u dnt undastand becaus u dnt undastand.

STFU!

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:26pm On Jul 24, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
WTF!!! when i said i used pills, if u cant find the meaning in what i said and the pills i meant. then thats ur problem. elaone is right here with me. i can post it if u like.

Which meaning? Which pills did you mean?
Boy, you've used that your. "I have it here with me, I can post it if you like" line too much. Its the same way you've been propagating lies on this forum, when asked to post pics now, you'll find a way to dodge it. Liars like you don't go far in life.

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:22pm On Jul 24, 2016

DatCuteGuy:
am even as surprised as u are Bro...

I hope all is well with him though

Lol! The guy has a history of lying on this forum, I'm sure you've never encountered him.

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:20pm On Jul 24, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
what is this one even saying? was i not the one that mentioned elaone? did i not know that its use, is to prevent pregnancy? shuoo!! ure talking out of point. im 100% certain than you have not seen the pills with your eyes.

Shut up! You were asked which method you prefer and you said "you go raw but you take pills". He then went further to ask you the name of the "pill" you take and you told him Ellaone (which you googled up) not knowing its a contraceptive! cheesy

You even went further to say that condoms "limits your thrusting" (whatever the fvck that means..). Dude, you are a furking virgin! Stop lying, boy. grin

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Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:13pm On Jul 24, 2016

DatCuteGuy:

That's the only reason u don't like it

It "limits his sexual thrusting".

Is this boy's brain refurbished or what? cheesy

Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:11pm On Jul 24, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
so how am i a liar? read up the thread again and u will get to understand why i said ellaone.

STFU! Bloody liar. I was on standby waiting on you to lie, and as usual, you didn't disappoint! Your little knowledge of contraceptive usage stems from the fact that you haven't had any semblance of sex. Quit lying, boy.

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Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:03pm On Jul 24, 2016

DatCuteGuy:
hmmm... I'll stick to my condom protection them...

That boy is a pathological liar.

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Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 12:02pm On Jul 24, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
ELAONE its hard to get it in NIGERIA.

Really? Cos last time I checked, Ellaone is a contraceptive pill.
Let me break it down for you; Ellaone is used by women to prevent pregnancy. Its NOT either anti-retroviral or anti-STI. Its a contraceptive pill.

Remind me again why you can't stop lying? undecided

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Romance › Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by MUVA(m): 11:34am On Jul 24, 2016

TrapQueen77:
nothing beats the raw......

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Romance › Re: Meet The New Mr Nairaland 2017 Edition. Saintsamurai. The Most Cutest Guy. by MUVA(m): 9:22am On Jul 24, 2016

With your multi-coloured face?

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Denies Ize-Iyamu Access To School As Campaign Ground by MUVA(m): 10:07pm On Jul 23, 2016

Nigeriantroll , turn up.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 7:11pm On Jul 23, 2016

MzPecs:
Fa woze you ehn..

As long as we siblings, plz woze me embarassed

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 7:10pm On Jul 23, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Boss na, you too dey rush.

I'm the elder bruh, remember? [/color]

The younger brother is usually the sisters pet undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 7:02pm On Jul 23, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Like seriously bruh.

I aint even joking right now. Even if just for a day. [/color]

Yes bruh, at that moment when mzpecs unhook's her bra... I can be a really good brother embarassed

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:58pm On Jul 23, 2016

foolinlove:
I think it's a healthy attitude. Looks change better or worse, it is out of our control to a large extent. My heart, mind and soul are who I am.

You're very correct on your theory about your inner self being who you are, which is why I think that how you feel on the inside is largely reflected on the outside. Still brings us back to the "self love" issue.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:47pm On Jul 23, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD] Kai. Where was i when Oluwa was distribution this kind of generous sisters. [/color]

Lol, trust me bruh, you're lucky.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:44pm On Jul 23, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Oya modify. I just did.

I meant yanshious displace. [/color]

Why can't I just be mzpecs' brother sad

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:38pm On Jul 23, 2016

foolinlove:
I'm not. That's just a fact. My self esteem and self love doesn't stem from my appearance.

Whatever rocks your boat ma'am. I won't tell you howta love yourself, you know best.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:37pm On Jul 23, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]LOL.

Having Mzpecs as a sister would'nt be a bad idea at all.

Babe is so generous[/color]

Yes!

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:35pm On Jul 23, 2016

MzPecs:

Lol, babe stop it... tongue

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by MUVA(m): 6:33pm On Jul 23, 2016

foolinlove:
I don't understand how nudity relates to diminished self love.

Including saying you're not a looker?

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