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Estharfabian:
Ariana Grande ft theWeekend....



Forgotten the title tho.

Vanquay:
After careful consideration and a bottle of beer with Two slices of 4 day old bread I have decided

Vanquay:
Hmm okay maybe she deserved it but Son of Mark is a legend in the Hood Thug hall of fame

Maxi.112 girl wey no fine no go fine no matter makeup and editing

AIRTIME007:
Now who do I vote for??
I can guarantee you....

Vanquay:
Ehem, Ehem, I won't lie her ass is okay and her face is Aight, she just needs to buy push-up bra...She has my vote as long as I don't see someone sexier than her

Vanquay:
I will never vote for mimzy because of her gang of etouts hooligans and dumbfvcks

Seriously, all they do is e-fight and give each other morale boosts in the form of likes

osedvgirl:
i dont fly business class o, i hang at the wing, i dont want to be like whats her moniker sef jade

oya fast fast

Cutehector:
Daaaaddy, I want indomie



Ohn leave me alone.. go and play with ur frnd refiner



I dnt want to play with refiner



I want indomie! I dnt want refiner


Ok leme cook indomie for you!


Whaaaaaat? I dnt think you knw how to cook indomie daaaddddy?



So what do u want me to do eh?



I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant [size=15pt]MIMZY[/size] to cook it for me. Mimzy is my friend, mimzy knows how to cook, mimzy makes me happy... I want u to call mimzzzy!!


Who is mimzy?



Looooooooook at her




www.nairaland.com/mimzy





Oh my gosh, mimzy is prettyyyyyy! I looooooooove mimzy......





Vote mimzy for miss nairaland 2016.


Cc: smellymouth

osedvgirl:

osedvgirl:
oh shes pretty, i will see others too

joseph1832:
And any good history student will also tell you aristocrats are the people who usually hang saints and murder martyrs.

osedvgirl:
is she the only one contesting?

joseph1832:
You can achieve all this by working very hard, not by trolling very hard. Lol.

obiorathesubtle:
I need to meet that musiwa guy..


500?? Na demonic oppression be that naa..

joseph1832:
Oh my! Such language, one would think you're from noble stock. Lol.

joseph1832:
Now which honey might she be bringing you? The one emanating from her seeded flower, of the one emanating from her bee hive?

I most say, my interest is highly piqued.

nubian999:
Mine's called a crack_pot trust Me you don't want a taste.

obiorathesubtle:
if _seun catch you ehn.. Your own don finish.. Dem go put eternal ban on your ip address.


Mehn.. You wan grab new babymaama.. You get money to send her and your pikin go dubai?? If you no get... Keep ya prique in ya boxers ooo!

joseph1832:
Aye! And populate we shall, after all, what is sweeter than honey?

obiorathesubtle:
bro.. You be yahoo boy?? You get like 10 nairaland accounts.. How many e-mail addresses you get sef??

joseph1832:
What's the essence of having billions of sperm, and not putting just one of it to good use.

nubian999:
What is up with you? LOL Do what with me? OMG People act a fool then call you a fool. Whatever mate. Go eat. Cause last time I checked all I did was place a vote and You'll went on the Attack. sooo... Don't try and Paint me black.


As for your face... SNM.

joseph1832:
I did have class but the lecturer didn't show up...

nubian999:
Yeah... But your Face doesn't help.... Back to the question, or you still on your period

nubian999:
Did you look in the mirror when you said that?

Akdegreat:
seconded, with AC included

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My Boyfriend called me all sorts of names on my birthday. He called me ugly, he said I look like $h!t, he said I look like a tilapia fish. He didn't speak to me throughout our time together; we discussed about 2% of the time and he slept the whole time I was in his house. Add that to the fact that he did not take me out or buy me any gift.

But postponed the gift thing until next week.

And this was after we had se.x last week

So Is this what love is all about?[/color]