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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 8:19am On Apr 21, 2016

PinkBarbie:

I can't answer that cos I don't wear butt pad. I like my small yansh the way it is

The only question I'm asking is......... HAVE YOU BLAMED MIMZY TODAY? cheesy

When your boyfriends dick refuses to get up after 3 rounds of sex, who do you blame?? Your guess is as good as mine wink

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 8:05am On Apr 21, 2016

PinkBarbie:
Kai! I had to hold myself so hard so they don't come check if something is wrong with me.

LOL. Niggaz be blaming mimzy for everything!

When you wear your butt-pad upside-down, who you gonn blame?? MIMZY!! grin

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 7:45am On Apr 21, 2016

scentmarlc:
Mimzy = Urlando ??

observation continues....

Don't worry, its only a matter of time before you blame mimzy for your receding hairline or your inability to impregnate your wife. grin

Morning bro, trust u slept well?

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Forum Games › Re: Find The Country In These Sentences by MUVA(m): 9:20pm On Apr 20, 2016*

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Forum Games › Re: Find The Country In These Sentences by MUVA(m): 8:23pm On Apr 20, 2016*

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Forum Games › Re: Find The Country In These Sentences by MUVA(m): 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2016*

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 7:16pm On Apr 20, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Wow. That cant be mimzy. She speaks better, disses better. If its her, or her friend, i will be so disappointed I wont eat for a week. That moniker is daft. Hope its not you. That one is just a bad fart joke. I was talking about another one not evn involving myself

Trust me, if I diss you, you'll be feeding off of a straw for a whole week.

Let's let it all slide. We're targeting a healthy competition this time around. wink

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 7:00pm On Apr 20, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Depends on what ur talking about.

The moniker you were exchanging disses with just before now. I guess that what you were referring to wasn't it?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 6:54pm On Apr 20, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Then tell her to remain classy and quit spewing more venom with fake accts all over. Its too obvious. She can still comeback and win this.

Did you actually think that was mimz? cheesy

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 5:21pm On Apr 20, 2016

AirSultan:
Lol.. So as I don show like this, whats our next line of action my chairman. We really need to refute these allegations.. Not good for our campaign strategy.

Not to worry bro. Mimzy never claimed ownership of the story in the first place, forget these fearful slowpokes who have sleepless nights because of mimzy's candidacy cheesy

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Health › Re: Specialists Say Guava Lowers Blood Sugar by MUVA(m): 4:51pm On Apr 20, 2016

dominique:
And Nigerians say guavas cause appendicitis

I've missed guava so much but can't seem to find them on fruit stands anymore. What could have happened?

Ma'am please, your attention is needed here:

www.nairaland.com/2391652/find-country-these-sentences#44880504

Forum Games › Re: Find The Country In These Sentences by MUVA(m): 4:48pm On Apr 20, 2016

Ma'am dominic please I'll like to bring something to your notice. A thread created today:

www.nairaland.com/3058508/husband-short-story

Was closed by you for allegations of plagiarism and the offender subsequently banned for 7 days. I have it on good information that the OP never claimed to be the owner of that thread and I'm attaching a screenshot to prove it. She is a working lady who was working while posting the story in "bits" and also being a major contender in this years Miss NL competition, the thread was flooded with commentaries of people who obviously came to play politics because of her status. Please, I'll implore you in your good office to consider not just her participation in the contest but also, consider this screenshot because it clearly shows that MIMZY NEVER CLAIMED to be the owner of that article. Thank u very much for being considerate.

Cc: dominique

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Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by MUVA(m): 3:19pm On Apr 20, 2016

skarlett:
ohhh! I'm shaking in fright a member of your campaign team was the one to draw first blood, if u don't caution your team mates to play nice don't expect same from me. Now kindly fvck off my mentions, thank you

God bless you ma'am.

And goodluck too

#TrendMimzy #TeamMimzy

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Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by MUVA(m): 3:07pm On Apr 20, 2016

skarlett:
I'd rather expend my energy on better things than giving lengthy replies to plagiarised threads...

And oh, copying and pasting aint no intelligence

Skarlett we agreed not to do the slandering thing didn't we? I'm sure you know that WE take no prisoners. You better don't cry foul if WE decide to start because not just lanicky will be affected, even YOU will not be spared. So, In the spirit of good sportsmanship let's have a contest devoid of character assassination please.

Moreover, this topic is as original as my Rolex Oyster Perpetual (day-date edition). Its not plagiarised. Carry out the search yourself. Thank you.

Cc laveda - things I do for you.

Dygeasy - please caution these people, this is the 3rd time.

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Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by MUVA(m): 2:27pm On Apr 20, 2016

JigsawKillah:
We'll talk her feelings when it's time to talk her feelings. When it's time to watch soccer, its time to watch soccer. If you're a guy and can't balance both, you are not ready for a relationship.

If you have a really low memory, I'd advice you go through my post a couple more times and soak your itching fingers in a conc acid.

I don't expect them to like football like we do but once again, go reread my initial comment

Laveda this dolt is really doing a sterling job for my team! Its really not out of place to say I owe you cheesy

#TrendMimzy cool

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Romance › Re: My Husband And I...(A Short Story) by MUVA(m): 12:17pm On Apr 20, 2016

nikkypearl:
mimzy is beautiful.. wait o..sey make i read that long epistle? ha! BRB

You are quite a stunner yourself!

Did you know mimzy is also a contestant in this years Miss Nairaland contest??

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 12:02pm On Apr 20, 2016

iAmCharis:
Check

Education › Re: Top Universities, Polytechnics And Colleges Of Education In Nigeria by MUVA(m): 12:00pm On Apr 20, 2016

FrancisTony:
Yea, it's working.

Okay...

Bro kindly send a "hello" to synzunation@yandex.com . The email addy linked to this account seems to be acting up. Thanks in anticipation.

Education › Re: Top Universities, Polytechnics And Colleges Of Education In Nigeria by MUVA(m): 11:08am On Apr 20, 2016

FrancisTony:
Yes!
I did?

Splendid!
I'll like to run something private by you if you don't mind bro.
Does your pm work?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 10:54am On Apr 20, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Nah. This is nitwit. Estharfabian is the one who does all the slurpy saliva exchange kissing here. If u can get past them jugs tho... pheeew!

Hmmm...... grin