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hmmm...





Okay.

I realised the story was fake when the OP said Seun threatened the bouncers (who were nairalanders) with a ban.

[quote author=IamNawty post=48950142][/quote]Jealous much

ogorwyne:
I pray he never falls sick to that extent. Am not sure what I would do.

You smart

IamNawty:
How is dat even possible

What's not possible about it?

Some of us are looking for that thing you're running away from. Most naija girls are too damn lazy in bed.

I didn't come to this world a virgin

Very simple. Simply dip your index finger in your asshole when next a suspected virgin passes by. If it stinks when you bring it out, she's not a virgin. If it doesn't she's a virgin.



Thank me later.

Milonis:
When I was 17, exactly few days after my birthday, I insulted a grown up, a NEPA guy....

I went to see a girl that night, sat comfortably, suddenly I heard:

"Welcome, daddy"
Before I could turn, door was securely locked. Twas the NEPA guy

You don't wanna know what happened next

I tag:
Muva.cci
Miss.yetty
Co.lik

Bruh, I'll be 27 in roughly a month. How the hell can I recall what happened to me 10 YEARS ago?

I'm sorry, Akant.. Ah juss kant



Lemmie tag LuvU2 first & see.
She might remember on our behalf

joseph1832:
You accepted money? Come on bruv, we saw the screen shots, you begged for money and recharge cards, now that's something.

Shouldn't you have enrolled in this chivalrous scheme by PMB to ease your repulsive compulsive begging poor ass?

Hope that car isn't stolen bruv, I know beggars have this nasty habit of indulging in theft when their begging disorder is exposed.

I'd hate to see you behind bars for claiming ownership for a car you clearly can't afford, cos how can a guy who begs for recharge cards, and 5k from women afford an SUV?

Screenshots of me sending my acct num to someone has suddenly becomes "begging". Grandpa, take out your goggle's and wipe them of dirt lest it blinds your already cataract-infected eye-balls.


I know the idea of young men being successful is quite alien to you seeing as you wasted more than a fraction of your youthful years filling up your bloated belly with amala, gbegiri, efo and ewedu which ended up leaving an amoeba looking more in-shape than your fat ass.

Stolen? Don't humour me. This car was shipped into naija from California. The dealer paid the due custom/immigration/import fees and I in-turn drove down to Ahoada where i paid for it in full.

Lemmie give you a hint, its hard work and a little "I.M" here and there . That's how at my age, I can afford to drive a decent car, its no biggie.
If ever you're in doubt, take your fat shiit stained ass to the EFCC/ICPC and report me! Or better yet take your ancient behind to the cemetery where your mates are and quit masturbatiing on my mentions.

I won't dignify a failure magnet like you with a mention in this lifetime, you earned this one on account of the new cuban-link I bought few weeks ago.

Just don't commit suicide upon seeing this:

LadyMercedes:
The stubborn fly will follow the corpse to the grave. RIP.

Hi mami

joseph1832:
Are you sure? We wouldn't want to se screen shots again that you're begging women for money.

Beside, Isn't PMB doing a good job by paying jobless begging youths stipends?

How's your SUV by the way?

LOL, I accepted money. Accepting money has never been seen as begging. Anyway, old farts have a warped sense of reasoning, so I forgive you.

Ofcourse he is, and guess what? Old fat pigs are not left out either!

Very sound, I recently (few weeks ago) replaced my ever faulty old goodyear tyres with Michellin. Remember michellin? The one whose mascot looks as fat and shapeless as you? Yea! That's the one!

joseph1832:
Muva.cci, Mu.va I hope you're among?

I don't need to. Thanks, fat papa pig.

WiLdFLame:

muvacci oooo
cheezy sorry dont be angry with ma bro

I hail, brother.

Babzilla:
Id say she is his sister but kingcheezypuff is from Little rock, Arkansas

A cousin, maybe?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]Shut up [/color]

He's got the dirty-fro thingy you've got and he's just as busty as you are.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]Shut up ,Babzilla
you and ya 2 new friends wildflame and muavcci [/color]
[color=#2ecc71]Shut up [/color]

Oh, so now you're showing off your belly button?


Have I ever told you you look like a colleague of mine? Carlos, he's from Cuba

Babzilla:
Well even the women refuse to align themselves with her. If they choose her then their cause is lost

Imagine an army of feminazi's led by Cheezypuff!


I actually grinned at the thought

WiLdFLame:
lols....she go soon tire

Baba, this one won't retire. She thinks its her "calling"

sokotoburundi:
sarcasm

You started it, bruh.

Why not?

LuvU2:
Lolsss he will hve urs first

You'll let him have mine?

importexpert:
hahhhhhh remind me of my title abeg

Foreign Observer Number 1!

Oyind17:
You too

Mehn.. That shxt is addictive

importexpert:
just say you came to do amebo

Na you be the chief amebo for this forum na? You don forget your title again?

With this surname of yours? How can you ever go broke

I came to check names

Babzilla:
Puffy puffy Still trying to change mindset

She's NL's "Woman Right's" activist

LuvU2:

Lol! Cork will have your small head for deraling his thread