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This is the real omo baba olowo, not one idiot with frog voice wey no get any talent go dey shout up and down dey live fake life |
Lekpa to bad, the way I'm crazy about tall and skinny ladies no be small,their sexiness and flexibility can make a local man commit murder |
New Torres,at times change of environment can affect a footballer's performance, imagine Hazard who never placed a foot wrong at Chelsea now becoming an object of ridicule in Madrid, Likewise coutinho in barca,bakayoko was a big boy in Monaco,he went to Chelsea to become baba suwe, that's why I will forever respect and appreciate my boy Cr7, always performing anywhere he goes yet some haters still taunt him out of jealousy |
One down, many more to go, na one by one dem go catch all una useless fraudsters wey dey make legit guys like us feel like we are not doing enough,at times u begin to wonder wetin you do wrong wen idiots like this begin to dey oppress person for social media, I no dey even enta Instagram again, after chopping my data, you go still add depression join ,Hushpuppy,bnaira,investor bj, watch out, I am coming for you |
Hausa- Fulani Police service commission promotes Hausa-Fulani Police officers |
Escaped Kano zoo lion still roaming around, resisting tranquilizers hallmarknews.com Oct 20, 2019 5:22 PM The lion which escaped from Kano Zoological Gardens is still roaming around the zoo premises after resisting three shots of tranquilisers. The police are said to be on alert, while the zoo authorities have ordered for advanced formula of tranquilisers from Abuja. “At least three darts of tranquilisers were shot directly at the lion but did not fall to its sedative effects. He is still dizzying around the zoo,” an official who preferred anonymity told Daily Nigerian. “We are still waiting for advanced tranquilisers from Abuja to sedate it and take it back to its enclosure. There are fears that the animal is now sober, and may kill other animals with less fortified enclosures in the zoo. The management of Kano Zoological Gardens had on Sunday morning announced the capture of the lion but later said they only sighted and tranquilise it. The lion had escaped when zookeepers were trying to put it back to its cage. The lion had eaten two goats and one ostrich last night. |
This guy useless gan sha, not even an iota of shame in most Nigerian polithiefcians, you still have the audacity to request for a second term after ur abysmal performance throughout ur first tenure |
This guy is crazy men, what a rare talent |
Using style to stay relevant again after the body odour ambassador and the rest of them don relegate dem, imagine I was seriously crushing on her that time o, now na the Pretty Khafi and that wickedly sexy Mercy dey turn my head,by this time next year, their own time go don pass too,this life funny gan |
This is a subtle message that these i.d.iots are going to increase the price of fuel in the coming year, Nigerians should brace up cos 'winter' is definitely coming.if you get any chance,abeg make una japa from this shithole, this the most heartless and the worst government ever in Nigeria, and for all of una we still dey support this government................ |
We don hear, can you now give us the details about the subsidy on petrol since a loophole has been blocked? It's expected that the price of subsidy payed should have drastically reduced by now |
God punish you idiots,who are you to reject the bill? can a southern group reject the sharia b.ull.cra.p you f.o.ols are operating in the north? leave our region if you cannot obey or follow the laws of the land, your eyes go soon clear after the tenure of the li.v.eless and bra.inless cow fvcker,o.lori.buruku gbogbo |
The guy is just fond of speaking to himself, most of his gibberish cannot even be found in the dictionary |
“As we celebrate Nigeria’s autarky at 59,we must reflect on the urgent need to pull Nigeria out of its marshmallow of centrifugal excrescences that currently weighs against our centripetal agglutinants. “The Sisyphean challenge to the pax nigeriana of our dreams, more than anything else, still remains our maladorous, putrescent, frankeinstous and opprobrious drift into a cocoon of ethnocentric chauvinism and syphilitic parapoism. “Until we extirpate the hereinbefore mentioned gorgon medusa, all efforts at nation building amounts to vacuous sciamachy. “Best wishes Nigeria “~ Patrick Obahiagbon.” |
Igbo! Yeeboe!Yeeboo! nothing dem do for money we go ever surprise me lailai,nyamiri go sell him whole family and village as long as ego is involved, for the right pay F.la.ttie would be special adviser to Lucifer himself |
Hmmmmm |
Abeg, the guy na im pikin jor, just look at the shape of their noses,na the same, maybe d Nwoko guy no dey in good terms with the guy mama |
This khafi girl pretty like madt, she's the only girl my heart beats for out of the 2019 housemates, I'm seriously crushing on you baby |
E be like say these bas.t.ar.d APC i.d.i.ot.s wan die bah,na by force?we wey vote no vote for una.everybody in Oyo state knows that Seyi Makinde won the election ,if you f.o.ols like , make bo.ohari the tribunal judge ,Seyi will always come out tops,eyin eler.i.ibu gbogbo yi |
Good move,God bless Seyi Makinde(The people's governor) |
Incredible guy! the more you hate him, the more he proves his greatness, the world of football would never find a guy like you in centuries to come |
Arrogant SOB,wetin make Ronaldo and Messi do? That's why you will never reach their level |
This f.oolish frog voice and fake life are like southy and xenophobia, forking out 14million because the guy nearly killed a bitch? Any reasonable person should know that this is a lie from the pit of hell, you think you are deceiving me but na yourself you dey deceive,scam aye,where is that your imaginary private jet, so Chioma still never Sabi drive abi?wia de Porsche dey since na |
Make I catch dis wan fire am |
08071512491,hit me up,you"ll have a shoulder to lean on |
Am I the only one who noticed that beautiful lady that presented the mobile kitchen to her?omo that babe set die |
Dem wan take big gbola scatter your yansh,awon eyan bobrisky |
Emmanuel "Headmenike", great footballer that year |
We vehemently reject this one, these people think we are fools abi, you are claiming Anthony Joshua and telling us this jackass is ours, you people are m.a.d and you have no one to tell you.BTW how can you jail someone for 3years just because of ordinary "punch"?Oyinbo wahala too much jor |
hmmm! some people just refused to get sense sha,'rabbish' and ingredients |
Is this not supposed to be a motor park?why dem com build am like airport? check back in two years time, naija and misplaced priority,why build what you cannot maintain |