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So so true.... Naija babes worst chai.... Even my fiancé pisses me off dis days.... Imagine dat afta I type an epistle of hw my day went she replies with 'kk' and am last wat is wrong with dis babe dis days.... She used to be fun to chat with b4 ooo... But I guess she has become to busy and kinda so beat down to have a great chat.... The last time she replied me kk I just dropped my phone and concentrated 100% on my master league... Afta some minutes of silence she sent a msg asking me if I was angry... And am like nooo I just had a brain freeze as ur kk makes me unable to decipher what to say next... She apologized and said she will improve on her chat style.... On a serious note I count her as been lucky cha cuz I really love her and am neva enticed by anoda babe that I don't or rarely knw. I rather plays PS or work on my lappy than have a nice chat with anoda babe. its little tins like dis dat make guys cheat.... It all start with dem having a great chat with any random babe and like BAM he forgets his boring babe and wants to talk more with a babe that flows wella.... Ladies be wise do not give room for the devil to manipulate ur guys.... There re a thousand and one babes out there looking for a guy to fix their fangs in.... It all starts with a good chat...

Very educative ..... ama sure put some of these tips to work

Hmmm....

abuayman:
Haba Bros, small small now

Ok sir I go try lol

Dis dog na Christian

My project in Geology cost me 132k and I still got a B

For this kind time make person buy perfume of 8k to 11k.... Hw much be him salary in the 1st place? Hw many of them have been paid self? Besides why buy that kind of expensive perfume when u can get beta high quality perfume at hausa quarters?

Chai dat e pain am pix go make sense here nw cha

Nigerian comedian and musical artiste Moye Idowu, aka Maleke, on Wednesday narrowly escaped being lynched by thugs said to be working under the instructions of the governor of Delta State, Ifeanyi Okowa.

Narrating the incident to SaharaReporters, a police officer who witnessed the show said that Maleke, who was hired to entertain the audience at the 2016 Ika Carnival in Agbor, headquarters of Ika South local government area of the state, made jokes on stage about the governor. "After thrilling the crowd first with some musical dance steps at the 2016 Ika Carnival, Maleke began to crack very expensive and mocking jokes on the state governor using some harsh words on Okowa,” the witness said. “After a time some thugs working with the governor, who is from Ika, made several attempts to stop Maleke but he continued.

At this stage their tempers started to rise.”
He said the thugs, after reinforcing by making calls to other members of their gangs, climbed up to the stage and gripped the comedian by the shirt. Apparently showing no fear, Maleke continued with his
performance, and perhaps out of annoyance, the police officer said, shouted, “Okowa is an idiot! Okowa is an idiot!” At that point, he said, his boss, CSP Akintude Oyeniran, the Divisional Police Officer of the Agbor police station, along with some of his colleagues, rushed to the stage and
whisked Maleke away. In his words, "Maleke was so lucky. If not for the swift intervention of my boss and some of my colleagues, Maleke would have been beaten to a state of coma. By now he would have been hospitalized because those thugs were
armed with some dangerous weapons
and you know their brother is the governor of the state as such they can do anything and go free."

When contacted, CSP Akintude Oyeniran confirmed the story saying that his swift intervention saved the life of the comedian.
"Yes, I saved his life just as you heard the story."


Source: saharareporters.com/2016/12/21/nigerian-comedian-escapes-lynching-thugs-over-jokes-about-governor-okowa

slimbj:
finally, a compromise. LOL. Glad you used the word fresher. Nice interacting with you.

The pleasure is all mine..

slimbj:
I can continue to educate you but like I said earlier. Criticism is part of creativity. I am not in anyway sorry for my criticism. He should buckle up. Assembling that doesn't distinguish him from an artist without formal education. He has that, so, he should be above board. Artists are mostly poor because they get too deep and no one can relate until it's almost too late. Have you seen any artist commissioned to make a statue made of bottles in nigeria ? He should do something symbolic of an environment and bring a known label as vehicle. Making a statue of Santa with his coca cola bottles would have made more sense judging from the the love of coke for Christmas and the season we are in. I can go on but i'll rather tell the guy himself more. If you are him then let's talk. might have an idea for you.

Hmmm bros relax... I see u as one who takes his job seriously but that doesn't mean that u shouldn't relax your standards and encourage a fresher like dis artist in question.

slimbj:
Do we all have to do the same job ? He will need to do more to attract patronage when he eventually leaves school. I don't get your pain and it's really difficult to understand the way you type. Educate your mind and come back so that you can be emancipated!! Cheers

True we don't have to do same jobs but at least here is a man that showed us a glimpse of his work. Instead of u to at least applaud or encourage him first, u want him to do more like he told u he wanted rest or basket in d euphoria of just this work. My pain stems from d fact that u re overly too critical of the work. I would advice that u learn to appreciate pple nd their work so that u and what ever u do can be appreciated too. Cheers

slimbj:
don't be that guy.. go and do more or tell the creator to be more creative.

Atleast let's see one dat u have made na b4 u tin anoda mans more...

Chai .... I won't be surprised if he is an innocent man probably awaiting trial

slimbj:
This isn't as spectacular as claimed. It's basic.

Bros show us d 1 way u done do

I concur.... Hailings to all the male virgin for una our time will come and wen it does we will be ready....

9inches:
Don't lose hope brah, some women like it ticklish. You just have to know where to tickle them with your 4" noodle.

I laff u in pigin.... U re talking to a 6ft4 guy u can only imagine wat I have down there.... If u want U can volunteer any close female companion of urs to come verify.... But seriously if u re an expert like u profess to be u should knw that size without making a woman reach orgasm is more or total waste of her time.... For starters I recommend u go read EVERY WOMAN by Derek Llewellyn-Jones that should kick start ur formal sex education proper.... I see u as one of those guys who brag about their large joysticks wen in reality all u do is push push push and sweat over ladies.... My guy ladies ain't no gym if u wanna workout with ur large manhood den try a gym instead

Seriously, is it the size dat matters or wat u do with it.... Abeg do not be deceived bro for the main point here is to satisfy a lady weda u have a 4inches or 9inches.... Besides wat will it profit one if afta carrying a big or very big dick he still remains a one minute man

We dey wait

Shabi dem say dis bank wan close down

Kondomatic:
I can relate. Nothing in life will make me sleep with a virgin. I have a very serious blood phobia, the sight turns my stomach and makes me sick. I am doing my best to overcome the fear and I made good progress so far but not enough to stand the sight of human blood in secret places. Knowing that i am somehow responsible for it will make me throw up.

Chai nie be say I don die oooo....am like you ooo bro I cant stand the sight of blood..the prb nw is that am a virgin and my fiancé is a virgin too... Persons have been telling me of the WAR that will take place on that night we will do it for the 1st time... My prospective father inlaw once told me a story of hw his friend spent 2 abi na 3days to disvirgin his wife.... He thought he was helping me but in the real sense he has widen my scare nd increased my fear of having sex.... But my fiancé believes we will always pass tru that stage wen we get there... Honestly I have no choice but to agree with her on his one....cuz many babes line up way wan help her disvirgin her guy....lol...true story

So so so true

They also want u to be computer literate

Aye le dem go see oooo... LMAO

Welcome to Naija

Fast money aka sharp pains

Wen some of us talked abt tins like dis and why we can do dis dey called us haters nw dey re moon walking and sun walking.....

Ok am understanding dis 1 very well nw

Chai dis crisis has lingered on for so long na.... Mehn Delta state no really get Governor or government cha

My fiancé is currently my designer as she currently makes all my wears..... Dats more than the best gift she can give to me

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