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ednut1:
story for the gods. by d time hunger fire u. afta acting club or restaurant extra like 10 times . u go soji. fuk ur way from F list to A list

So people still av dignity and at the same time reputation to keep..dont generalize

ednut1:
which nigerian actress is nt a runz gal

right here(moi)

[quote author=towbaynah post=26825489][/quote]tobechukwu!!!..a swear down ur a tilapia fish...is ds wot nysc made of u.. choi!

With all d detailed narration of ow d event went,not even a single comment...kai!!!humans beans* aint Nice at all.nwaiz,me myself and i wud sha encourage u
.well done ehn

My love eventually won d contest...his vocal range is wowing!!!..the cap fits him best...but why rukky en nt daniella??even emekus Too dint get anytin..too bad

This is thought provoking...tnx for ds

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Plz...wot is tiwa savage's name doing there... she is still a lady na..not a mother and she isn't even 1/3rd into marriage...she's jst warming up..

I love her too a lot...she's quite veri teachable judging 4rm ha fast level of adaptation

selena: Do your research.The guy is not dead

...am soRry..was also misinformed.tnx

selena: false.He is not dead.Why do Nigerians like to spread false news?

Its confirmed dearie..he's dead

omicron: No dear. I just quoted him. He wrote a thought-provoking satirical piece here.

oh ok

omicron: SACK THEM ALL!

After all, who doesn't know that the best treatment for a headache is to cut off the said head, even if the headache is only pointing to a more sinister problem?
Why should they ask for better equipment to work with? Why do they need CT and MRI machines to diagnose when we have our ancient African technology of seeing a person miles away in the palms of our hands?

Why should they ask for grants for researches? Shouldnt their jumbo pays be enough to fund such studies? Why havent they found a cure for this viral haemorrhagic fever? Why should they fault you for begging the Americans to give us ZMapp?
What are big brothers for? Is it not to clean up their younger ones every time they pee intheir pants?

Why shouldn't you blame them for the ebola outbreak in the country? Isn't manning the borders supposed to be part of their work?
Why should they say they want to be the only ones to be tagged as Consultants? Is it not a mere sobriquet every Tom, Dick, and Harry can choose to be called by? Havent people started calling me Professor as far back as my primary school days?

Why do they oppose(sic) relativity in the health sector? Arent men born equal? Do they think you have forgotten that the quest for relativism caused the biblical fall of man? Why should they want to head the medical team because they claim they are better intellectually equipped? Isnt that egotistical?

Why should they tell you to extend universal health coverage to all citizens? Dont they know that the citizens are wealthy enough to fund their medical expenses? Why are they even fighting for the masses? Do they know how many of the intended recipients of the policy jumped for joy when you called for the heads of their supposed activists?

Why didnt they take you by your word when you signed the said agreement with them earlier in the year? Why do they insist on implementation? Dont they know ASUU went on strike for a different reason last year, other than non-implementation of an agreement signed in 2009? Do they think your pacts are worthless?

Why should they tell you not to remind them of their sacred Hippocratic Oath and not go on strike? Dont they know you also took an oath when you came into office? Shouldnt they know you swore to protect the interest of the ordinary citizen and that is just what you are doing?

Why should they clamour for increased pay? Don't they know that this country isnt financially buoyant enough to meet their demands like in the other countries? Who told them our political office holders still manage to get the equivalent of (or more than) what their equals in those other countries earn?

The answer to the questions is obviously what you have done. Fire the resident doctors. But dont stop at that. Fire the consultants, the medical officers and the house officers too. Order state executives to sack those in their employ. You can even fire all medical students. They could have been brainwashed by their seniors. They have drained enough from the pockets of their parents. The government is also wasting scarce funds because they spend ages in medical school, saying they dont want to be half-baked.

Like we told them we need bread! Besides their seniors are always telling them they dont know anything.

Take a nip in the bud before it is too late. Lets go back to those times when there were no doctors.
Tobi Bamigbade
Medicine 600L, OAU
bamitobi@ yahoo.com

Tobi Bamigbade..Organising rcfOAU...so you sef dey here my brother...

Got it all wrong animalclurkin...ahan!!!on top all d Money wei ur husband get..you nor fit even buy origzinal sensibu dress..kai

Plzzzzzzz what Is OAUisit d name of a school??

iconize: Summons emergency meeting now?

For all I know, our government has completely failed us...

and what av you done to put a stop to ds ebola epidemic mufualways seize d slightest opportunity to haul insults @d govt...what is ur national significance bro?

Ko kan aiye..Sepa kanye

My questions:..who wud wear d ringeven wen d guy eventually says yes, who wud foot d wedding bills...iwu wud bring engagement hamper to d oda's ouse??d guy or d lady??..

canalily: ...oh am sorry! I never knew you are one... Would u welcome a prv8 chat?

*smiling*...No probs sir

canalily: ....lol! Well God pass ebola nd its descendants....whch part do you belong to?

Yoruba

canalily: ....lol! My dear, a nutritionalist told us that ebola is a hidden yoruba dish dat was revealed in its expired form....

REALLE!!!!...God forgv you and that ur nutritionist ooooooo...For LIE

canalily: ...who would you vote for....you career, Buhari, Atiku, Gej, you books or....etc?

LOL my career of Cos..what are d restare dey symptomz of ebola

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youngds: Hey! Why d pretence? Der's a clear differenc btw like & love,i believe if any ok person luv sum1 i mean opposite sexxx, i dnt tink sexxxx is not part of d package! To b honest dats d 1st tin! We human we av emotions and feelings we av to feed

and if ...all in d name of Love as you may call it starting aving sex with one lady and you both break up,I want you to knw that she left with a part of you and you too with a part of her cos dts d effect of sex..its a binding force...and you eventually do that with over 5diff ladies b4 you eventually decide on settling down with one..abeg wetin go come remain for ur bodyif d whole 5of em left with a part of you...bro abeg I love you dearly na ein make me dey talk all ds oooo..Personally, I don't ever like commenting on nairaland..I only come here read, laugh and zoom off..but I guess ur special

youngds: Hey! Why d pretence? Der's a clear differenc btw like & love,i believe if any ok person luv sum1 i mean opposite sexxx, i dnt tink sexxxx is not part of d package! To b honest dats d 1st tin! We human we av emotions and feelings we av to feed

youngds: Hey! Why d pretence? Der's a clear differenc btw like & love,i believe if any ok person luv sum1 i mean opposite sexxx, i dnt tink sexxxx is not part of d package! To b honest dats d 1st tin! We human we av emotions and feelings we av to feed

...Pretence!!!...ds aint pretence...You talk as if ur still a boy..Cos boys dnt go in2 a relatnship for free rada dey come luking for sex..Well if you are a christain, d bible says in 1corinth 16:18 or thereabt that we shud flee every appearance of evil..also flee fornication..Mind you d key to a successful relatnship is nt kissing,holding hands, sex its simply understanding(getting wisdom and knowledge to both push through@least)read prov24vs3..Look Sex btw married pple is perfectly right in d sight of God but btw. Unmarried pple is a sin that can bring judgement 4rm God..See its nt d ring that makes pple married1stcorinth6vs45..sex is what actually binds pple 2geda as predestined by God..Sexual immorality can drain ur life and destroy ur life..also check pro5vs7-9..am sure that wen you go tru all ds scriptures, d Lord wud open d eye of ur understanding to view tinz differently

youngds: Hey! Why d pretence? Der's a clear differenc btw like & love,i believe if any ok person luv sum1 i mean opposite sexxx, i dnt tink sexxxx is not part of d package! To b honest dats d 1st tin! We human we av emotions and feelings we av to feed

...Pretence!!!...ds aint pretence...You talk as if ur still a boy..Cos boys dnt go in2 a relatnship for free rada dey come luking for sex..Well if you are a christain, d bible says in 1corinth 16:18 or thereabt that we shud flee every appearance of evil..also flee fornication..Mind you d key to a successful relatnship is nt kissing,holding hands, sex its simply understanding(getting wisdom and knowledge to both push through@least)read prov24vs3..Look Sex btw married pple is perfectly right in d sight of God but btw. Unmarried pple is a sin that can bring judgement 4rm God..See its nt d ring that makes pple married1stcorinth6vs45..sex is what actually binds pple 2geda as predestined by God..Sexual immorality can drain ur life and destroy ur life..also check pro5vs7-9..am sure that wen you go tru all ds scriptures, d Lord wud open d eye of ur understanding to view tinz differently

youngds: Hmmm... Dudd u'r weird oh! If u can't av sex wid sumone u luv den dere is certainly something wrong with you

Wow...did you just type ds out..God help you ooooo.. to starting viewing tinz in a Godly perspective

You can Simply unlove her by giving her More MONEY