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ChatGPT, you have been accused of the primary source through which Jake Paul got his confidence and decided to fight Anthony Joshua. What do you have to say for yourself?


😄 Ah, so they’re blaming me for Jake Paul’s confidence now?
Alright, let me make a public statement:


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📢 Official ChatGPT Statement on the Jake Paul Situation

I, ChatGPT, would like to firmly deny all allegations that I am the source of Jake Paul’s newfound courage, bravery, or questionable life decisions — including but not limited to:

Squaring up against Anthony Joshua

Believing he’s “built different”

Training like he’s in a montage movie

Announcing “major updates” that scare the internet for 24 hours


I provide information…
I explain boxing…
I break down strategies…

But I do NOT manufacture delusion.
That is 100% Jake Paul’s natural talent.

If Jake Paul asked me whether he should fight Anthony Joshua, I would reply with something like:

> “Jake, brother… are you sure? Are you REALLY sure? Have you seen AJ’s uppercut?”



So no — I cannot accept responsibility for any overconfidence, underanalysis, or sudden belief that he can handle world-class heavyweight power.

If anything, Jake Paul owes ME an apology for putting me in this conversation.

The deed is done and we shouldn't continue the blame game. Explore these options and I'm sure there will be a way out.
1. Pray to God for him to have a change of heart as I can see he is extremely wounded in his heart.
2. Get him a gift and once again sincerely apologize to him for locking him up.
3. Involve those he has high regard for: this could be his family members, Elders, religious leaders or his close friends to make him forgive you.

If you follow up on these suggestions, I trust that God will help you.

As expected

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This can only be God.
And to Him alone be all the praise.

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Any attempt to gag the church will fail.
There is nothing anybody can do about it.
Awake from your slumbers oh ye church I say awake!

His time is up...
You that is alive watch your life.
Every man must account for his actions.
Jesus is calling!
Jesus is coming!

It is appointed unto man once to die and after that comes judgement.
Examine your.

Jesus is calling.

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They really want to deal with this guy

The presidential panel probing suspended Acting Chairman of the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, has asked him to account for N5 billion election fund, in addition to another N2.5 billion, called recruitment fund.


Magu still has rights ― Tayo Oyetibo
17'
EFCC Acting Chairman, Ibrahim Magu.
Home » News » Magu: Fresh posers over N7.5bn, 332 seized houses
Magu: Fresh posers over N7.5bn, 332 seized houses
ON JULY 13, 20208:27 AMIN NEWS
•Questions over N5b election fund, N2.5b recruitment fund

•Panel calls for files on all politically exposed persons on EFCC’s radar
•Magu’s untouchables, others, reappear before panel today
•FG asks govs to file reports on EFCC activities in their states since 2015
By Emma Nnadozie, Crime Editor, Ikechukwu Nnochiri, Johnbosco Agbakwuru & Omeiza Ajayi
The presidential panel probing suspended Acting Chairman of the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, has asked him to account for N5 billion election fund, in addition to another N2.5 billion, called recruitment fund.


The panel, led by former President of the Court of Appeal, Justice Ayo Salami, equally called for the files of all politically-exposed persons and invited the commission’s Director of Finance, who was redeployed to the Ministry of Works a week before Magu was arrested.

He was redeployed to the Works Ministry, from where he was seconded to the anti-graft agency.

This came as the Presidency, weekend, directed governors to furnish the panel with reports of the activities of Magu and his operatives in their respective states since 2015.


Magu still has rights ― Tayo Oyetibo
17'
EFCC Acting Chairman, Ibrahim Magu.
Home » News » Magu: Fresh posers over N7.5bn, 332 seized houses
Magu: Fresh posers over N7.5bn, 332 seized houses
ON JULY 13, 20208:27 AMIN NEWS
•Questions over N5b election fund, N2.5b recruitment fund

•Panel calls for files on all politically exposed persons on EFCC’s radar
•Magu’s untouchables, others, reappear before panel today
•FG asks govs to file reports on EFCC activities in their states since 2015
By Emma Nnadozie, Crime Editor, Ikechukwu Nnochiri, Johnbosco Agbakwuru & Omeiza Ajayi
The presidential panel probing suspended Acting Chairman of the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, has asked him to account for N5 billion election fund, in addition to another N2.5 billion, called recruitment fund.


The panel, led by former President of the Court of Appeal, Justice Ayo Salami, equally called for the files of all politically-exposed persons and invited the commission’s Director of Finance, who was redeployed to the Ministry of Works a week before Magu was arrested.

He was redeployed to the Works Ministry, from where he was seconded to the anti-graft agency.

This came as the Presidency, weekend, directed governors to furnish the panel with reports of the activities of Magu and his operatives in their respective states since 2015.


Further, the Director of Operations, Mohammed Umar Abba, who President Muhammadu Buhari made acting Chairman of the EFCC, weekend, also sent a memo to all divisional heads, directing them to send him their handover notes, latest today.

Vanguard gathered that the panel also asked all the directors of the commission and the Secretary that appeared before it on Friday to re-appear today as, according to a source, the panel was not satisfied with their explanation.

The panel had, last week, grilled Secretary to the EFCC and directors with the commission on some of the allegations against Magu.


Magu still has rights ― Tayo Oyetibo
17'
EFCC Acting Chairman, Ibrahim Magu.
Home » News » Magu: Fresh posers over N7.5bn, 332 seized houses
Magu: Fresh posers over N7.5bn, 332 seized houses
ON JULY 13, 20208:27 AMIN NEWS
•Questions over N5b election fund, N2.5b recruitment fund

•Panel calls for files on all politically exposed persons on EFCC’s radar
•Magu’s untouchables, others, reappear before panel today
•FG asks govs to file reports on EFCC activities in their states since 2015
By Emma Nnadozie, Crime Editor, Ikechukwu Nnochiri, Johnbosco Agbakwuru & Omeiza Ajayi
The presidential panel probing suspended Acting Chairman of the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, has asked him to account for N5 billion election fund, in addition to another N2.5 billion, called recruitment fund.


The panel, led by former President of the Court of Appeal, Justice Ayo Salami, equally called for the files of all politically-exposed persons and invited the commission’s Director of Finance, who was redeployed to the Ministry of Works a week before Magu was arrested.

He was redeployed to the Works Ministry, from where he was seconded to the anti-graft agency.

This came as the Presidency, weekend, directed governors to furnish the panel with reports of the activities of Magu and his operatives in their respective states since 2015.


Further, the Director of Operations, Mohammed Umar Abba, who President Muhammadu Buhari made acting Chairman of the EFCC, weekend, also sent a memo to all divisional heads, directing them to send him their handover notes, latest today.

Vanguard gathered that the panel also asked all the directors of the commission and the Secretary that appeared before it on Friday to re-appear today as, according to a source, the panel was not satisfied with their explanation.

The panel had, last week, grilled Secretary to the EFCC and directors with the commission on some of the allegations against Magu.


Sources close to the panel told Vanguard that some of the officials quizzed could not respond satisfactorily to the questions asked them and, therefore, requested to go back to their offices to study relevant documents at their disposal in readiness for today’s session.

The sources disclosed that the EFCC officials denied involvement in all the allegations against their suspended boss, indicating that only Magu could provide answers to all allegations of financial impropriety against him.

However, the panel, according to the sources, requested them to go back and prepare and possibly arm themselves with documents relating to all transactions allegedly authorised by Magu.
The source said: “The panel has asked the directors and sectional heads to reappear on Monday (today) because most of them could not answer the questions they were asked.

This is not good for Nigeria

newsynews:
Former President Goodluck Jonathan’s ex Aide, Reno Omokri wrote this on Twitter

Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1182357646738907137

https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1182367316526403585

It is well with thee

We don hear

Nigeria is terribly funny...