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Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 1:03pm On Feb 08, 2010
i'm hungry
Jokes EtcRe: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(op): 12:50pm On Feb 08, 2010
baybbootz:
mykali u c ol ds stress for you.
who'z stressin you my Dear? kiss

is it Kelevra? angry or Kunbee huh

they know i dont joke with such issues. grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 12:42pm On Feb 08, 2010
jamez3d:
@mykali
mykali cudnt think hard, if he gat a brick mind/i call his rhyme book 'calender', cos all it gat r weak lines/
i dropped som'n for you on Flow For Rank.
find time to check it out. grin

Bawses:
i see a kali in your name but your lines lack motivaton jst disco-ordinated
this ain't a weed skool, this is a diss thread.
and who the phuck could you be? another phuckn newbee?
hit me back when you done suckn your mommy's boobee
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by mykali(m): 12:32pm On Feb 08, 2010
@james3d
i been waiting for you to drop a verse man.
you been throwing punches on the 2lines thread.
making me look ordinary, so i thought i'd ginger yo' spirit. grin
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check . . .james3d so ''cold'' . . .now i'm bringing the ''heat''
he'll never ''mount'' up on a mic while i'm reaching the ''peak''

he come's wiv a brave ''heart'' . . .but i aint feeling the ''beat''
this nigga'z too damn ''fake'' . . .so now i'm beating the ''cheat''

you up against me? . . . then you'se seeking defeat
cant ''stand'' up to me . . .cuz you'se weak in the feet

he wanna bite me lines and i'm kickin his teeth
he thinkin he quick/ . . .but still i'm dickin' his chic

i aint keepin the ''peace'' . . .i'm bringin him ''war''
and if he'z appealin the ''court''/ i'm killin the ''law''

now he's feeling me wrath . . .as i'm eating him raw
and i'll only show'm ''Mercy'' if he's bringing the ''balls''




drop a verse and i'll know you'se game wink
Rap BattlesRe: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by mykali(m): 12:17pm On Feb 08, 2010
grin them oldies can kiss my natural black a$s kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(op): 9:51pm On Feb 05, 2010
Till yot turn to wonderer
Jokes EtcRe: Dressed To Kill: by mykali(m): 6:56pm On Feb 05, 2010
shocked  shocked  shocked Death all over the place shocked  shocked  shocked
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:53pm On Feb 05, 2010
@jamez3d
you wanna battle me but you so weak, your lines are harmless
and you can never think of defeatin me cuz homey, you'z brainless
Jokes EtcRe: Likely Scenarios By Sam Milla: by mykali(m): 6:48pm On Feb 05, 2010
Kelevra is confused. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Feb 05, 2010
i had Dapo FC by the balls for the whole week
Drogba featured for him, Jarvis was automatically substituted in
and homie did me with 64:63 points
so fuckn close . . . angry


Borat was chasing my ass jut 3weeks ago
now i'm chasing his again.
this league is unpredictable.
Jokes EtcRe: Bushmeat Wey Wan Catch Hunter. Na Today? by mykali(m): 6:37pm On Feb 05, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin

lmfao. cooooool. i lke it, i like it. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Feb 05, 2010
Maybe you'z one of them grin
Jokes EtcRe: Technology by mykali(m): 6:32pm On Feb 05, 2010
AAAAHHH . . .FINALLY . . .a joke i can actually laugh at. grin grin grin

Tyty . . .were did you find this?
whisper in my ear so i can go and revive my C&P machine. grin

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