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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by mykali(m): 7:45pm On Oct 23, 2009
e don tey . . . grin
a lil' something ''off the top''

i'm so Cassius on the mic/ niggaz say i'm the Mike Ali
they so cautious on the mic/ when they battle Mykali
mentally/ i render ye/ niggaz to death eternally
my mouth the murder weapon when i kill them verbally
they scared r me/ cuz i make them QUAKE IN THEY BOOTS
now watch they lazy asses TAKE IN MA FOOT
MAKE UNA LOOK as i attack and TAKE ALL THE LOOT
ARMED TO THA TOOTH wiv dis deadly RHYMES THAT I COOK
THESE NIGGAS TOOK ill/ so i see THESE NIGGAS PUKE
If i TAKE ON THE LOOK of a gangster/ THESE NIGGAS SHOOK
cuz they know tha myk bring more HAZARD THAN DUKES
and i cause more damage than AMERICAN NUKES
these worms AFRAID OF THE HOOK cuz am a shark in these waters
Jackdaws goes and rip the jaws off these wacksters
these niggas will never diss me cuz they can't PUNCH-LION(LINE)
try that and git your guts ripped by these lines of mine.
Rap BattlesRe: ****WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE (I) (Ibime Vs Streetwize)**** by mykali(m): 7:13pm On Oct 23, 2009
I render you infertile when I’m called to rap/ so its balls you lack/
cos Street is a dead end. . . .when I cull de sack!/


They’re begging me to spare the heathen/ cos this isn’t fair and even/
So abort any thought of winning. . . it doesn’t bare conceiving!/

I take any ho you charm/ so all of ya chicks are exposed to harm/
Cos I’m Black Hawk Down. . . . on ya poultry farm!/
grin grin grin

Its manslaughter/ when I brand torture/ on camcorder/
Step Down. . . or watch ya soldiers re-volt. . . like transformers!/

Make a grave mistake. . . . and get buried alive like David Blaine!/
^^^That last metaphor wont dawn on him. . . till the break of day!/
cheesy grin

I just broke ya jaw/ and raised the roof. . . to expose ya flaw/
How many mics do I eat on a daily?. . . you know The Score!/
grin grin grin

Ibime knows how to entertain . . . even during battles.
Rap BattlesRe: ****WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE (I) (Ibime Vs Streetwize)**** by mykali(m): 7:06pm On Oct 23, 2009
OH MY GAWD!!! shocked shocked shocked

i thought streetwizzy was fluke, but homie is proving me wrong beyond Thomases grin

okay, i might not be a credible voter, cuz i'm still a bit wack
lemme try ma best
             
                    ibime       streetwize
Flow  . . . . . . . .cool . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Metaphors . . . . . . . .  . . . . cool . . . .
Multies . . . . . . cool . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Punches . . . . . . . . . . . , .  cool . . .
Creativity . . .  . cool . . . . . . . . . . .
Directness   . . . . . . . . . . . cool . . .

Genericity   what does this mean? sad

so in ma opinion, its a draw. bcuz i cant sincerely find a better verse from the two.
their ''dopeness'' will put crack lords outta business. grin
Rap BattlesRe: Aquaman Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Oct 23, 2009
Aquaman:
baudex say the word nd uve got a battle i realli am not feeln openin up random threads anymore.not if my victims chiken out.
i am seeing this today . . .aint prepared, but i'll drop a verse after you.
so, set up the rules, and drop ur verse.
peace.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 6:16pm On Oct 23, 2009
lol. guys, it seems our dislike for Madam is keeping her in the house. grin
maybe, if we show a lil' love, we might just get what we all wish for . . .her eventual eviction
BBA4 hasnt lost much of the drama to us Nigerians sha.
the more we being hated on, the more fearsome we turn out to be. grin

I LOVE NAIJA wink cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid [4 - 0]On Wed 21st by mykali(m): 10:22pm On Oct 21, 2009
Criz. sorry for the spam thingy.
browsing via my phone can be shitty sometimes.

wont repeat itself. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid [4 - 0]On Wed 21st by mykali(m): 9:56pm On Oct 21, 2009
where are all those that promised to sing in Ibime and laugh in Karachi and even promised to capture Osama?


the Lampard i saw today looked very familiar.
the Kalou i saw today? maybe his twin. very difficult to tell grin

a good win always gladdens the heart. i will smile at some haters at the office tomorrow. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid On Wed 21st, 7.45pm Nig Time by mykali(op): 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2009
Who dash Anelka skill?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid On Wed 21st, 7.45pm Nig Time by mykali(op): 8:03pm On Oct 21, 2009
wtf.? kalou?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid [4 - 0]On Wed 21st by mykali(m): 7:22pm On Oct 21, 2009
okay, some few minutes before kikcoff, whols keeping me company i here?

all anti-chelskites should keep off
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 21st Oct: Happy Birthday Mukina2!(hey, She Deserves It) by mykali(m): 7:11pm On Oct 21, 2009
your size nor dey market?
quite some boobs you've got there.
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid [4 - 0]On Wed 21st by mykali(m): 11:37am On Oct 21, 2009
Ibime doesnt sing?

so look for something else to do, like Crying in SIGN LANGUAGE grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Lyon [1 - 2] On Tuesday 20th by mykali(m): 11:32am On Oct 21, 2009
illusion2:
Don't worry. . .we will wink
you will? when you couldnt defeat Lyon at home?
i rather put my hope in the Gunners than you lot.
please, even if you cant win the scummies which i know you wont,
a draw will be highly welcome.
i beg of you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid [4 - 0]On Wed 21st by mykali(m): 11:15am On Oct 21, 2009
tayoccu:
sorry granny
the gods are on vacation,they won't be back till 2011
Says who? ''the illegal special one''? undecided  pathetic. tongue
tayo, go and tayour tongue to NEPA wire. grin

as for the match

Chelsea 3 - 0 A. Madrid  angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 21st Oct: Happy Birthday Mukina2!(hey, She Deserves It) by mykali(m): 11:03am On Oct 21, 2009
back to the topic

Mukina2 is now plus one. so from now on i'll call her Mukina3(tree)  grin

Happy Birthday Muki3.  wink  wink  wink

PS.please, go and unlock the Freestyle Thread tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 1:33pm On Oct 19, 2009
i watched a recorded version of the F.A Cup Final yesterday. and when i got to Lampard's goal, i replayed it over and over again asking myself the same question. ''is this the same Lampard?'' that was so awful at villa park?

if he's not in form, why can't he just sit his British ass on the bench? Gerrard sits out matches at Liverpool when Rafa knows he aint fit. Carlo should do same.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 7:23am On Oct 19, 2009
i rather Man City wins it than those scumtwatsangry
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 9:19pm On Oct 18, 2009
BBA keeps losing fans everyday. Hannicob . . . kaoliz.
well, it was bound to end up like this. but this week's molotov were far too kind.
Nkenna is definitely leaving this week.
Forum GamesRe: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 5:32pm On Oct 18, 2009
LWKMD X100
chei, i dont know what to say.
i give up . . . my ribs need medication. Edoyad should be held responsible oh. lol

grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 6:29am On Oct 18, 2009
oi . . .these Sundays come without warning.
So two more housemates will be leaving today, and this Comrade bullshit ends right? i hope so.
cuz am sick of it.
let it be everyman to himself.
Rap BattlesRe: ************WARCRAFT:XENOPHOBIA- (Streetwize Vs Mailmalc)********* by mykali(m): 7:19pm On Oct 17, 2009
@cherisa
what x are u?
what do u know about hiphop?
why do u ask so many questions?

@H.J
Eldee doesnt do battles and Sauron will never agree to battle you.
i would have loved to, but i'm facing a writers bloc.
i can write out 24 weak lines right now, but i will never use them to battle. lol
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 7:06pm On Oct 17, 2009
this verse might sound too wack for my reputation
but i rather sound wack than be a slave to repetition
will never spit a verse twice in this battle rap threads
dudes recycle verses the whole time/claim to be hip hop heads
watch them die this time, witness their tick tock death
watch me fly this high, these niggaz r just flip flop men.

to whom it may concern.
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 6:39pm On Oct 17, 2009
you should have saved this verse for a battle man, wicked punches here and there. nice multis too.
Jokes EtcRe: Countries And Their Police [how They Look Like] by mykali(m): 5:49pm On Oct 17, 2009
gidson12:
@ poster most of the pictures there are not the regular police uniform of some countries, u only showed us policemen on special task and sway teams, like the US and Germany
you don't get the joke. do you?

nice pix sha.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Sleeping While On Duty And Other Funny Pics by mykali(m): 5:43pm On Oct 17, 2009
i laugh  grin
Forum GamesRe: Fill In The Blank by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Oct 17, 2009
You are a Moderator


I want to make you. . . . .
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by mykali(m): 5:27pm On Oct 17, 2009
what's on my mind? angry
you dont want to know angry angry angry
Forum GamesRe: ╚►One Word Per Post. . ◄╝ by mykali(m): 5:25pm On Oct 17, 2009
Ace.
Forum GamesRe: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 5:19pm On Oct 17, 2009
Warning . . . not for viewers below 18  grin

. . .and revealed what was underneath.
''OOOh'' the nurse moaned with a mixture of surprise and pleasure.
''What a nice looking piece you've got here'' she winked at Einstein with a smile on her lips.
Einstein smiled back at her and said
''i am a man of different mysteries my dear. i am willing to show you one of them''

The nurse licked her fore finger and touched the tip of his ''piece'' and Einstein felt a tingling sensation go thru his whole body. At that moment, he forgot all about his worries and wanted to devour this pretty damsel before him.

The nurse held his *&^% and started massaging it smoothly, and just as she was about to put it in her . . .  tongue

Melissa comes in . . .

and all hell broke loose . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United - Bolton Wanderers [2-1] Sat-17 October by mykali(m): 5:04pm On Oct 17, 2009
angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal - Birmingham [ 3-1] on Saturday 17th october by mykali(m): 4:59pm On Oct 17, 2009
angry  angry  angry

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