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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs Liverpool On Saturday October 17th, 2009, [ 1-0] by mykali(m): 4:49pm On Oct 17, 2009
Chelsea have hope where Liverpool is around grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United - Bolton Wanderers [2-1] Sat-17 October by mykali(m): 4:44pm On Oct 17, 2009
i hope so cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal - Birmingham [ 3-1] on Saturday 17th october by mykali(m): 4:42pm On Oct 17, 2009
City should score now. what the f . . . is wrong with them? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United - Bolton Wanderers [2-1] Sat-17 October by mykali(m): 4:36pm On Oct 17, 2009
why oh why. United must lose this game. lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by mykali(m): 4:30pm On Oct 17, 2009
Drogba scored, goo.
Terry conceded two goals. very bad.
what the fuc.k is wrong with Benayoun and Liverpool?
Bent scired. fantastic.
all i need now is a goal from Giggs, or maybe Evra. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa - Chelsea On Saturday October 17th [2-1] by mykali(m): 4:19pm On Oct 17, 2009
i think we need a replacement for Lampard. ASAP. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Oct 16, 2009
aha . . .as usual, let me prophecy. grin

Drogba to destroy Villa. like he did against 'Pool.
2goals to be added to 2 assists.

John Terry to score that elusive first goal of the season.
and keep a clean sheet.

Benayoun to be unleashed against the Black Cats
another hatrick to be emanating from those spindley legs.

Bent will be angered and spurred on by Benayoun's ferocity
will surely grab a brace and an assist.

then, Wright Phillips to do a lot of damage at Wigan
a goal and 4 assists.

that's all for now. i nor be winch grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by mykali(m): 7:21pm On Oct 16, 2009
SQUODE FC NEWS
Squode FC are yet to really stake any claim on the FPL. After spending the first four weeks in mid-table, going from 25th to 35th in two weeks, and now 34th, club manager Michael Agomoh, has revealed the league is giving him a headache.

''It has not been as rosy as we've planned.'' he says ''We've been stuck to this position for two consecutive weeks.
We are debutants to the league, yes, but other debutants like us have done better. We have attributed our failure to claiming a spot in the top10 or 20 to starting very badly. Newcomers had the chance to analyse the league properly before joining. They knew what to do and what not to do. By the time we realized our mistakes and tried to revamp, we lost a lotta points. Those points we lost are the reason we are where we are."

He went on to apologize to his very unhappy fans, telling them the league is still just 9weeks old. ''A lot can still happen in the coming 30weeks."

there are no injuries to major players. Team Captain, Didier Drogba is fully fit and ready to lead his team to glory.
so we just might  be seeing an upsurge of Squode FC in the league after this weekend.

Jane McShaw. FPL Live.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal - Birmingham [ 3-1] on Saturday 17th october by mykali(m): 7:01pm On Oct 16, 2009
lmao. i am looking forward to a Fabregas hatrick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Weekly Football Match Threads: How Well Can You Pre-analyse? by mykali(m): 6:48pm On Oct 16, 2009
why hasnt this thread been locked yet ? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United - Bolton Wanderers [2-1] Sat-17 October by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Oct 16, 2009
another drab draw tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:30pm On Oct 16, 2009
bammy:
its under detention. tongue
banned?  huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs Liverpool On Saturday October 17th, 2009, [ 1-0] by mykali(m): 6:21pm On Oct 16, 2009
this match is very unpredictable

Bent is unstoppable these days. he will surely score.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa - Chelsea On Saturday October 17th [2-1] by mykali(m): 6:16pm On Oct 16, 2009
bammy:
yes i know its off topic, but what up with his stupidness
yeeeh!!! my eyes. shocked cheesy grin

@topic

A. Villa 0 - 3 Chelsea angry
Forum GamesRe: Random Facts About Yourself (part 2) by mykali(m): 6:09pm On Oct 16, 2009
every night i get LAID LAID LAID on my bed tongue grin
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by mykali(m): 6:02pm On Oct 16, 2009
zoo keeper
Forum GamesRe: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 5:54pm On Oct 16, 2009
just before they reached the exit . . . out of the sky comes this monstrous SpaceCraft.
it hovers over the airport hanger and releases a thundering sound which sends the two Airport Guards scrambling in different directions. one of them shouting
"chinekemie, i neva marry my second wife oh. nor be today i go die"

meanwhile, Einstein and the blonde, Melissa are rooted to the spot where they are standing.
they are afraid if their next move might be their last. just then, a loud voice booms from the Craft and says

" Estchen Teinfereur Sline. i finally meet you"

Einstein shouts at the huge hovering object ''who are you talkin about? i dont know who this Estchen who ever is?"

"it is thou, you fool!!! it is the Americans, with their love for short nick names, who hath given thou such a name as Einstein. and now, now that i have foundeth thee, i will take thee upon mine Space Craft and taketh thee back home to Planet Abraham"

Melissa looks at Einstein and says "are you gonna stand here and listen to this bullshit or are we gonna get the mess otta here?"

Einstein , again, is confused. his life has always been a mystery to him. he had a mission to accomplish. should he abandon this mission which he might never accomplish and try to solve the mystery called his life? the voice on the space craft had talked about home. he never knew what home looked like. Planet Abraham. the name sounds weird, he thought. but home is home. and home is where the heart is.

he starts running towards the Craft, and Melissa shouts at him to come back. he doesnt listen.

and as he is about to reach the craft,

a bolt of lightning hit him from behind.

he shouts in pain and turns around to see what used to be the blonde named Melissa.

it turned out that Melissa was a . . .
Forum GamesRe: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 12:26am On Oct 16, 2009
she wanna hav your baby, dude thatz fanta-stic
the chic is seeing a future beyond chewing your suga stic wink
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by mykali(m): 4:11pm On Oct 15, 2009
her name says it all. Shayo Mistress
Forum GamesRe: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 4:01pm On Oct 15, 2009
. . .Einstein wanted to go in after her, but then he remembered Lord Exvot's warning. this was no time to chase after women. He got in the car and headed back to the shop were Melissa was trapped. He needed to rescue her. He didnt know were he was going and what he was going to do. She was his map to saving the Continuum Matrix.

As he arrived the shop., he saw that all the hostages had been lined up in front Kneeling, wit their hands behind their heads. He saw Melissa. She was sobbing. Einstein was a very unemotional man, but the sight of a girl sobbing touched a soft spot in his heart.

He slowly opened the car door and came down. The Stone was in his right hand. He was going to face those who wanted to capture him.
''What do you want from me ?'' he shouted at them.
A tall muscular guy with a face like dracula steps out. He was their leader. He walks towards Einstein, points a .58 smith and wesson revolver at his forehead and says

'i want to kill you'
he pulls the trigger.

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 12:16pm On Oct 15, 2009
wow. 8 pages after my last post. and a lot went down in tha houx dis week.
if Gerry is wearing a wig, she should get rid of it. except she has ''gorimakpa'' lol

although everything nkenna said about Calabar is true. there is no reason for her to expose dirty linen to the public. clearly means she lacks manners. or she is trying to compensate Africans with the loss of entertainment, by doing the ish in her own gullible way.

wish she really sucks at.

i didnt really get to like kaone, so will be voting Ed.
kristal murked kev once, and i've despised her ever since. she's lucky shels tied with Ed.

looking forward to keri's arrival tomao.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 8:16am On Oct 12, 2009
Kevin was destined to stay in the house.
i believe he garnered much votes bcuz ppl didnt want Yacob to stay. so he got the anti yacob votes.

guys, whoever is watching should kindly let us know who Quinn swapped
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mozambique (1 - 0 ) 11 October 2009 by mykali(m): 6:21pm On Oct 11, 2009
eeerm, who is playing?
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs Kenya Today(11th October 2009) At 5pm by mykali(m): 3:36pm On Oct 11, 2009
it should be an easy win for Tunisia with Allah on their side.
with God on Nigeria's side we have hope.
at the end of the day, we'll find out who loves soccer more. God or Allah.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mozambique (1 - 0 ) 11 October 2009 by mykali(m): 3:27pm On Oct 11, 2009
this is deja vu all over again. after drawing in Kano. we went all out to win 5-2 against Algeria and 5-1 against Zimbabwe. we just needed Angola to draw.
all that is history, and history is about to repeat itself.

we should start now to prepare for 2014.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 12:54am On Oct 11, 2009
^^^God Forbid shocked shocked shocked
Forum GamesRe: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 6:02pm On Oct 10, 2009
lmao @ dr harry.
nice twist.

. . .so, Einstein said to Amiges.
"maddam, my life has been a mystery to me in the last 1week.
first, i cant find the Continuum Transfunctioner i was given, then i dated this girl called kate, i had beef with this guy called Clark, i managed to survive countless suicide bombings and several attacks on my life, i saw a genie who granted me 2 wishes and still owes me 51 more, i became President of the United States, i survived another attack on the New World Trade Center, only to just wake up and find out i've been dreaming, and find this sexy blonde named Melissa calling me honey, and she says she's from a planet called krypton, and we were about to engage in a very useful act when you barge in to tell me your my wife and this children are mine?"

Ms Amiges looks at him and says "you don rap finish?"

Einstein says "if na ya papa send you here, tell am say you no see me"

and . . .
Forum GamesRe: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Oct 10, 2009
there's this girl i'm attracted to. her name is lysaa
and i log on to nairaland everyday bcuz i miss her

lol. just trying to rhyme . . .i think
grin
Rap BattlesRe: ************WARCRAFT:XENOPHOBIA- (Streetwize Vs Mailmalc)********* by mykali(m): 2:58pm On Oct 10, 2009
streetwize . . .85
mailmalc . . .83.
it was close
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 2:47pm On Oct 10, 2009
i thought we were thru with the sauron shit. why the fùck is everybody on his ass? there are a lot of bitches around innit?.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 6:29pm On Oct 09, 2009
so quinn is the new HoH. nice. i cant wait for sunday
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by mykali(m): 3:52pm On Oct 09, 2009
lysaa. sorry i couldnt reply you the other time. i was browsing and watching bba via my zte and the battery flopped. my oga at work now knows something is occupying me apart from my job. lol.
how have you been?

@topic
kevin is definitely going to stay. naija for eva

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