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Chelsea have hope where Liverpool is around ![]() |
i hope so ![]() |
City should score now. what the f . . . is wrong with them? ![]() |
why oh why. United must lose this game. ![]() |
Drogba scored, goo. Terry conceded two goals. very bad. what the fuc.k is wrong with Benayoun and Liverpool? Bent scired. fantastic. all i need now is a goal from Giggs, or maybe Evra. ![]() |
i think we need a replacement for Lampard. ASAP. ![]() |
aha . . .as usual, let me prophecy. ![]() Drogba to destroy Villa. like he did against 'Pool. 2goals to be added to 2 assists. John Terry to score that elusive first goal of the season. and keep a clean sheet. Benayoun to be unleashed against the Black Cats another hatrick to be emanating from those spindley legs. Bent will be angered and spurred on by Benayoun's ferocity will surely grab a brace and an assist. then, Wright Phillips to do a lot of damage at Wigan a goal and 4 assists. that's all for now. i nor be winch ![]() |
SQUODE FC NEWS Squode FC are yet to really stake any claim on the FPL. After spending the first four weeks in mid-table, going from 25th to 35th in two weeks, and now 34th, club manager Michael Agomoh, has revealed the league is giving him a headache. ''It has not been as rosy as we've planned.'' he says ''We've been stuck to this position for two consecutive weeks. We are debutants to the league, yes, but other debutants like us have done better. We have attributed our failure to claiming a spot in the top10 or 20 to starting very badly. Newcomers had the chance to analyse the league properly before joining. They knew what to do and what not to do. By the time we realized our mistakes and tried to revamp, we lost a lotta points. Those points we lost are the reason we are where we are." He went on to apologize to his very unhappy fans, telling them the league is still just 9weeks old. ''A lot can still happen in the coming 30weeks." there are no injuries to major players. Team Captain, Didier Drogba is fully fit and ready to lead his team to glory. so we just might be seeing an upsurge of Squode FC in the league after this weekend. Jane McShaw. FPL Live. |
lmao. i am looking forward to a Fabregas hatrick. |
why hasnt this thread been locked yet ? ![]() |
another drab draw ![]() |
bammy:banned? ![]() |
this match is very unpredictable Bent is unstoppable these days. he will surely score. |
bammy:yeeeh!!! my eyes. ![]() @topic A. Villa 0 - 3 Chelsea ![]() |
every night i get LAID LAID LAID on my bed ![]() |
zoo keeper |
just before they reached the exit . . . out of the sky comes this monstrous SpaceCraft. it hovers over the airport hanger and releases a thundering sound which sends the two Airport Guards scrambling in different directions. one of them shouting "chinekemie, i neva marry my second wife oh. nor be today i go die" meanwhile, Einstein and the blonde, Melissa are rooted to the spot where they are standing. they are afraid if their next move might be their last. just then, a loud voice booms from the Craft and says " Estchen Teinfereur Sline. i finally meet you" Einstein shouts at the huge hovering object ''who are you talkin about? i dont know who this Estchen who ever is?" "it is thou, you fool!!! it is the Americans, with their love for short nick names, who hath given thou such a name as Einstein. and now, now that i have foundeth thee, i will take thee upon mine Space Craft and taketh thee back home to Planet Abraham" Melissa looks at Einstein and says "are you gonna stand here and listen to this bullshit or are we gonna get the mess otta here?" Einstein , again, is confused. his life has always been a mystery to him. he had a mission to accomplish. should he abandon this mission which he might never accomplish and try to solve the mystery called his life? the voice on the space craft had talked about home. he never knew what home looked like. Planet Abraham. the name sounds weird, he thought. but home is home. and home is where the heart is. he starts running towards the Craft, and Melissa shouts at him to come back. he doesnt listen. and as he is about to reach the craft, a bolt of lightning hit him from behind. he shouts in pain and turns around to see what used to be the blonde named Melissa. it turned out that Melissa was a . . . |
she wanna hav your baby, dude thatz fanta-stic the chic is seeing a future beyond chewing your suga stic ![]() |
her name says it all. Shayo Mistress |
. . .Einstein wanted to go in after her, but then he remembered Lord Exvot's warning. this was no time to chase after women. He got in the car and headed back to the shop were Melissa was trapped. He needed to rescue her. He didnt know were he was going and what he was going to do. She was his map to saving the Continuum Matrix. As he arrived the shop., he saw that all the hostages had been lined up in front Kneeling, wit their hands behind their heads. He saw Melissa. She was sobbing. Einstein was a very unemotional man, but the sight of a girl sobbing touched a soft spot in his heart. He slowly opened the car door and came down. The Stone was in his right hand. He was going to face those who wanted to capture him. ''What do you want from me ?'' he shouted at them. A tall muscular guy with a face like dracula steps out. He was their leader. He walks towards Einstein, points a .58 smith and wesson revolver at his forehead and says 'i want to kill you' he pulls the trigger. |
wow. 8 pages after my last post. and a lot went down in tha houx dis week. if Gerry is wearing a wig, she should get rid of it. except she has ''gorimakpa'' lol although everything nkenna said about Calabar is true. there is no reason for her to expose dirty linen to the public. clearly means she lacks manners. or she is trying to compensate Africans with the loss of entertainment, by doing the ish in her own gullible way. wish she really sucks at. i didnt really get to like kaone, so will be voting Ed. kristal murked kev once, and i've despised her ever since. she's lucky shels tied with Ed. looking forward to keri's arrival tomao. |
Kevin was destined to stay in the house. i believe he garnered much votes bcuz ppl didnt want Yacob to stay. so he got the anti yacob votes. guys, whoever is watching should kindly let us know who Quinn swapped |
eeerm, who is playing? |
it should be an easy win for Tunisia with Allah on their side. with God on Nigeria's side we have hope. at the end of the day, we'll find out who loves soccer more. God or Allah. |
this is deja vu all over again. after drawing in Kano. we went all out to win 5-2 against Algeria and 5-1 against Zimbabwe. we just needed Angola to draw. all that is history, and history is about to repeat itself. we should start now to prepare for 2014. |
^^^God Forbid |
lmao @ dr harry. nice twist. . . .so, Einstein said to Amiges. "maddam, my life has been a mystery to me in the last 1week. first, i cant find the Continuum Transfunctioner i was given, then i dated this girl called kate, i had beef with this guy called Clark, i managed to survive countless suicide bombings and several attacks on my life, i saw a genie who granted me 2 wishes and still owes me 51 more, i became President of the United States, i survived another attack on the New World Trade Center, only to just wake up and find out i've been dreaming, and find this sexy blonde named Melissa calling me honey, and she says she's from a planet called krypton, and we were about to engage in a very useful act when you barge in to tell me your my wife and this children are mine?" Ms Amiges looks at him and says "you don rap finish?" Einstein says "if na ya papa send you here, tell am say you no see me" and . . . |
there's this girl i'm attracted to. her name is lysaa and i log on to nairaland everyday bcuz i miss her lol. just trying to rhyme . . .i think ![]() |
streetwize . . .85 mailmalc . . .83. it was close |
i thought we were thru with the sauron shit. why the fùck is everybody on his ass? there are a lot of bitches around innit?. |
so quinn is the new HoH. nice. i cant wait for sunday |
lysaa. sorry i couldnt reply you the other time. i was browsing and watching bba via my zte and the battery flopped. my oga at work now knows something is occupying me apart from my job. lol. how have you been? @topic kevin is definitely going to stay. naija for eva |
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