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saucekid, my main man

ds43, i dont have to own a thread to make my self known. what do u do on ur N.E. ways

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the
bell, the wife answers.

'Hi is Tony home?'

'No he went to the store.'

'Well, you mind if I wait?'

'No come in.'

They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora,
you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen.
I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see
one.'

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures
what the hell - a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly
thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says
'They are so beautiful I got to see the both of
them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could
just see the both of them together.'

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell,
opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on
the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says 'You know your weird friend
Chris came over.'

Tony thinks about this for a second and says
'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?'

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country
road in her new sports car when something goes
wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens
to be near a farmhouse.

She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the
door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,
"It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't
know what to do! Can I stay here for the night
until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but
I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and
Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two men
standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be
in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the
woman begins to get a little Hot just thinking
about the two boys in the room next to her. So she
quietly goes into their room and says,

"Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the
ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them
go it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.

Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that
came by here about forty years ago and showed us
the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these
things off!"

old joke

the thread should die off. hope i'm the last poster though. . . . . . .

i lurv the mode

last 4ever

i still be last

chykers should leave n

guy, where do u get these sh*t from i cant get a drop of humor from em.

last o!

men that guy is scarrrrrry!!!!!!!

nice joke

krayzie posters

sauce, i know say u no fit allow all this rubbish talk. the best way to redeem ya image is to axept G.Ps offer b4 its too late.

is this thread supposed to replace the one at forum games??. well, any which way, i am the last poster. i just need the house in spain, thx.

were are the jokes mahyn !!!

lol

i contradict maself.

llllllllllollllllllllll

nice joke

i put u on ur toes and ur body feels my flow

i ain't a party banger but my lyrics make u wanna bend low

if dont make it as a rapper, i' ll not really bother

the truth of the matter is that i can do better

than stand on a stage with a mic to get me butter

not good at all

@ibk
no comment?

@crude
i'm allowed to diss whoeva i want to, dude . .
and just for laughs the dissus myte be forwaded at u crude.

okrika bend down select

the jury made him serve a 20 year jail term penury

husband ati wife

what the fucl< ?

did someone say the mode is whack

i berra clean my ears with a shovel cuz i`m very sure i didn't hear that!!!!

men, if u guys can form a rap group or som'n . . . . .