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mumu miksed with kolo |
na lie. |
clems, u dey use touch and follow? |
no be by force. |
ye kpa ri kpa. looks at what is happen here. i cantet believing my eyeses. all i knows is that i nor follows for this degradementalisationing of engrish o. |
n a wa o. |
any way, even if i get banned/ murdered/ exiled . . . . .i dont care ituen and mukina2. ![]() |
saucekid, na bcuz u dey yarn too mush rubbbish na why seun ban u. u still dey talk am again? |
coincidences. i'm also sept. 14. 6:01 a.m. 198 . . . . . , . . , , , . ![]() |
wetin be ya own? |
chics are so wikid. |
sleep with ya husband and chase u out if u were my wife |
u gals should quit fyting and let's have a 3some |
oge, thx. can i get to know u? |
u will be grounded till u are old enuff to **** if u were my daughter/son? |
who be him? |
what is happen here? are u guys have any clue? |
o yeah, then i can be ur man. |
squash the newbie bug. aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
pastor chris was seated next to President yar adua on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'D rather be savagely raped by a brazen LovePeddler than let liquor touch these lips!" The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having." |
mustgo |
who is he? and what do he did? |
date . . . .( i ain't gay, but i'm black) hillary clint |
yes will u buy me a cow? |
One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chemistry final was on Monday), they decided to go up to Uvirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to find Professor Bonk after the final and explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to UV for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so were late getting back to campus. Bonk thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Bonk had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said: (95 points) Which tire? |
thanx guyz |
if u stay close to abuloma, i would love to know u. male and female |
mustang |
u are welcome, oya vamoose from hia |
lysaa is a troubled chik |
@ beauteous i've already seen ur face, and it's a helluva face for a pretty gal. @ moHot ![]() |
i'm kinda scared but, 08054959155. if u be scammer, sorry for yaself, bcus i go giv u to EFCC/IRS/FBI/ETC |
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