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Jokes EtcRe: How To Make Love by mykali(m): 6:33pm On Jun 27, 2008
mumu miksed with kolo
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 6:09pm On Jun 27, 2008
na lie.
Jokes EtcRe: what do bank and a woman have in common? by mykali(m): 5:52pm On Jun 27, 2008
clems, u dey use touch and follow?
Jokes EtcRe: How To Make Love by mykali(m): 5:30pm On Jun 27, 2008
no be by force.
Forum GamesRe: Kill English And Go Free! by mykali(m): 5:01pm On Jun 27, 2008
ye kpa ri kpa. shocked shocked shocked

looks at what is happen here.
i cantet believing my eyeses.
all i knows is that i nor follows for this degradementalisationing of engrish o.
Jokes EtcRe: Gas Flaring by mykali(m): 4:53pm On Jun 27, 2008
n a wa o. shocked shocked shocked this wan na rocket launcher.
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by mykali(m): 4:47pm On Jun 27, 2008
any way, even if i get banned/ murdered/ exiled . . . . .i dont care


ituen and mukina2. lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by mykali(m): 4:36pm On Jun 27, 2008
saucekid, na bcuz u dey yarn too mush rubbbish na why seun ban u. u still dey talk am again?
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by mykali(m): 6:49pm On Jun 23, 2008
coincidences. i'm also sept. 14. 6:01 a.m. 198 . . . . . , . . , , , . grin
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by mykali(m): 6:45pm On Jun 23, 2008
wetin be ya own?
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 6:45pm On Jun 23, 2008
chics are so wikid.
Forum GamesRe: Lets Pretend 2 B The by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Jun 23, 2008
sleep with ya husband and chase u out



if u were my wife
Forum GamesRe: - Will You Be Game - by mykali(m): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2008
u gals should quit fyting and let's have a 3some
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious by mykali(op): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2008
oge, thx. can i get to know u?
Forum GamesRe: Lets Pretend 2 B The by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Jun 23, 2008
u will be grounded till u are old enuff to ****





if u were my daughter/son?
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by mykali(m): 6:33pm On Jun 23, 2008
who be him?
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by mykali(m): 6:30pm On Jun 23, 2008
what is happen here?

are u guys have any clue?
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 6:27pm On Jun 23, 2008
o yeah, then i can be ur man.
Jokes EtcRe: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by mykali(m): 6:26pm On Jun 23, 2008
squash the newbie bug. aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jokes Etcthe pastor and the president by mykali(op): 6:19pm On Jun 23, 2008
pastor chris was seated next to President yar adua
on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne,
the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which
was brought and placed before him.

The attendant then asked the minister if he would
also like a drink. The minister replied in
disgust, "Ma'am, I'D rather be savagely raped by a
brazen LovePeddler than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,"I'm sorry, I didn't know there
was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's
having."
Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by mykali(m): 6:15pm On Jun 23, 2008
mustgo
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by mykali(m): 6:13pm On Jun 23, 2008
who is he?

and what do he did?
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by mykali(m): 6:12pm On Jun 23, 2008
date . . . .( i ain't gay, but i'm black)





hillary clint
Forum GamesRe: - Will You Be Game - by mykali(m): 6:09pm On Jun 23, 2008
yes




will u buy me a cow?
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious by mykali(op): 6:08pm On Jun 23, 2008
One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who
were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on
all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs,
such that going into the final they had a
solid A. These two friends were so confident
going into the final that the weekend before
finals week (even though the Chemistry final was
on Monday), they decided to go up to Uvirginia
and party with some friends up there. So they did
this and had a great time.

However, with their hangovers and everything,
they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it
back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather
than taking the final then, what they did was to
find Professor Bonk after the final and explain
to him why they missed the final.

They told him that they went up to UV for the
weekend, and had planned to come back in time to
study, but that they had a flat tire on the way
back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get
help for a long time and so were late getting
back to campus.

Bonk thought this over and then agreed that they
could make up the final on the following day. The
two guys were elated and relieved.

So, they studied that night and went in the next
day at the time that Bonk had told them. He
placed them in separate rooms and handed each of
them a test booklet and told them to begin. They
looked at the first problem, which was something
simple about molarity and solutions and was
worth 5 points.

"Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy."
They did that problem and then turned the page.
They were unprepared, however, for what they saw
on the next page. It said:

(95 points) Which tire?
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious by mykali(op): 6:00pm On Jun 23, 2008
thanx guyz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by mykali(m): 5:59pm On Jun 23, 2008
if u stay close to abuloma, i would love to know u. male and female
Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by mykali(m): 5:58pm On Jun 23, 2008
mustang
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 5:58pm On Jun 23, 2008
u are welcome, oya vamoose from hia
Forum GamesRe: The Game Starts With The Last Word by mykali(m): 5:57pm On Jun 23, 2008
lysaa is a troubled chik
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Jun 23, 2008
@ beauteous

i've already seen ur face, and it's a helluva face for a pretty gal.

@ moHot

tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Jun 23, 2008
i'm kinda scared but, 08054959155.

if u be scammer, sorry for yaself, bcus i go giv u to EFCC/IRS/FBI/ETC

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