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Inked_Nerd:

Omg, I'm so sorry. I wasn't sure at first. I saw someone add you to the female list so I went with it. Please forgive me for the mistake. I'll go change it right now.

I'm not offended. it's not indicated by my ID so i guess i'm the one at fault.

@190 & Inked Nerd
. . .i'm not female.

@ Ola

Thank you. Will be asking more questions as i remember them

^^this chic must be very fat
Cuz she's seriously throwing some weight around

@makajibbzz
. . .Nice

@topic

I listened to 'e dey pain you' like a decade ago, but i still remember what i liked about it was the beat. Really didn't hear much of the rap. But from the few i heard, the rapper did throw some punches. He just didn't flow well. So i rated 'e dey pain you'
4/10

Just listened to this reply now. But still not sure about it's authenticity. the rapper flowed well, had some nice punches and cool wordplays. But like other NLders have said, the delivery was not just it. But since both of 'em ain't rappers for fame or money, they did their best. I rate this reply
6/10.


I voted for a rematch. . .but won't bet my 2cents on it happening.

jalether:
some of the responses on this thread are pure jokes

Yeah. . .when we're lacking comedians in the jokes section. A great number of them reside in Romance/Sexuality

andyanders:
NIGERIA POLICEMEN ARE INSAIN,SEEK AND COURSED

That's better

*sneezes*@topic
I'm allergic to bullsh¡T

This thread is very educative. . .oops, sorry.

Educating. . .right? I seem to have forgotten something i just read (a) few seconds ago.

Ola

in the use Uncountable nouns, how can i use 'wine' in it's plural form? I.e 'Wines'

I also want you to help me explain noun/adjective nominalisations.

Thanks.

WackyJ1:
let someone answer these questions
1. Statament of Result from school, Printout from Waec Website and School testimonial. Whats the Difference.
2. How can one obtain his local government of origin(List the processes involved in full). Is it a piece of paper, a certificate or what?
Guys(and gals) please take time to answer these questions as it is not usesfull to post the list of things needed without giving a description of the processes involved

Lemme try to help

1. Statement of Result from school is the one your school gives you to show you attended that school and took the exams shown on the statement. It is very important to note that this is what you use mainly for admission processes. It must be stamped from the school to prove authenticity.

2. Waec printout is the one from wac where every student who sat for that exam in that particular center i.e the school, are shown. The printout should be photocopied for you. Your name is supposed to be indicated using a pen or marker then signed by your principal/proprietor and stamped. The printout is also important for your registration. It is part of the many documents that will make up your school file.

3. School leaving testimonial is not important IMO. Most Unis don't ask for it, except on rare ocassions which i don't know any about.

4. The letter of I.D from LGA is a document that will be issued to you by your LG confirming that you are an indigene of that particular LG. It will be signed by the LG chairman and stamped. Most Unis include it in their registration requirements.

I hope i helped

^^

Heck. . .is this FFR?? The thread is experiencing a re-vamp. Nice.

@elbereth
Dude, i know you from AW right?
Didn't know you could spit as well
Your use of metaphors is quite amazing
And you've got some nice multies here and there. Keeping my eyes on you

@DBR

What else can i say that hasn't been already said?? just remain in the 'sick' bay for as long as you like.

@googles

You did very well. I've got to give you that.

this meant to be funny?

dayokanu:
Do you know Assanal fans have the highest suicide rate in the world

True that

^

Hehehe. . .so 'Roger' police now quote scriptures.

I bet armed robbers will start perusing the Bible to find out where

''it is written, thou shalt pay your dues to the armed men that come at night''

I'm beginning to feel for 'Pool. flirting dangerously with relegation after 6 games.
I want them out of this mess just as any football lover does.
I can't but wonder if this is the same team that pulled off the Miracle of Istanbul

Night of a thousand laffs

Lmfao @ Mr Cork

How do we know you are not the opposite of what OP claims to be ??(NO OFFE'I'NSE)

RSA:
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.  I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking  lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!  But enough about me, how's your day going?" 

Loool . . .nice

If OP is the cutest dude on NL. . .then of course, i invented ''cute''