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KDK:
i swear u be wetin me and my woman dey call Miumiu or Ode as some people preffer.

Who be dis one again?? Abeg, wetin be your full name?? The last person i asked said KDK means ''Kolomentally Demented Kid''. . .i just want to confirm from you if it's true oh. I'm not the one that said it oh.

Now it's a crime to investigate crime in Nigerian Football

I'm tempted to say ''PHUCK FIFA''. . .but i won't bcuz I know the fault is not theirs. If we had reasonable people managing our football affairs, then this wouldn't have happened in the first place.

I also welcome this ban, so that those baboons handling our Soccer Affairs will sort themselves out. Would rather miss the ANC than have a corrupt NFF for another second.

Mehn. . .some people need to attend 'Frame up 101' and 'Blackmail 102' classes. . .

Cuz this is absolute crap.

How can somebody leave such massive evidence of such a huge crime in this day and age? You've gotta be kidding me? I ain't no KID!!!

What kinda team am i managing FGS. . .them no dey go up, them no dey come down. Just carry blue arrow dey show me for 3 gameweeks now.

Am i losing my touch or what? See me wey been dey target top 10 just last week.

I don vex. . .

Odunnu:
Na ezi okwu, onwe ka aru si eme m na efi fi a.
@mykali, My fwend,speak ingrish

I'm sorry. Y'know i was only broughted in from the village last week. So my language are still worrying me. I hopes to improved.

^^Ewoh nka wukwa invitation
Odunnu, O dika e choro k'am me gi ife

Wrong section, dude

^^hehehe. . .not quite, but close

^^Halleluyah!!!

Odunnu:
Hahahaha, I dont even want any girl's boobiie?
Ask d guy in your profile 2gv me a call. I bet u,afta one pull at my bræsts,he'l give me hs name and hs father's name 4 life!

Hmm, you speak with such conviction. I am beginning to wish i was the guy in Kunbee's profile pic

Don't bother checking my profile, my pic no dey there

What a volley by Jonas to make Hart concede

Tevez. . .assist for PK plus scoring the PK. You too much jor

I was refreshing my memory about how this FPL isht started for me and i found one page where a particular Eldee was making himself heard so well. . .

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373612.32.html
That is just one among many
isn't it strange that he's nowhere to be found speaking as bodly as he was back then? Even Sauron, nobody dey see am again. even if he was banned, let him try and get a new I.D naw. . .i kinda miss his terminologies like ''wankfest'' ''you must've been born with a dik in your skull'' . . .etc

See me dey talk sef, eldee go soon pass me for this league oh

Hello house.
A wonderful morning to you all.

Oya make una wake up from una mats jaree. . .hehehe