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Politics / Re: A Nigerian Based In Turkey Dares Okorocha, Ikpeazu, Umahi To Visit Turkey. by MYKELDAYO(m): 3:10pm On Aug 19, 2019
I support whatever it takes to grow this country any politician seen outside the shores of this country should be dealt with, revolution begins at home
, go fix naija
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Based In Turkey Dares Okorocha, Ikpeazu, Umahi To Visit Turkey. by MYKELDAYO(m): 3:09pm On Aug 19, 2019
I support whatever it takes to grow this country any politician seen outside the shores of this country should be dealt with, revolution begins
, go fix naija
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 3:09pm On Jul 14, 2019
don't worry guys I will finish this write up as soon as i start my leave this week, na hurstle make man leave literature face, reality. so sorry guys. update update loading.

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Literature / Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by MYKELDAYO(m): 4:29pm On Jun 28, 2019
one of the best story have read on nairaland bibi I know how hard it is to put up a master piece like dis but try update cos of me
Food / Re: Man Found Maggot Inside The Fried Fish He Bought For Ramadan Fast by MYKELDAYO(m): 1:47pm On May 15, 2019
mostyg:
Almost everybody have experienced such one time or the other in this tropic region
na pepper them take dey chop rotten fish.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 9:45am On Oct 02, 2018
am back my beautiful readers sorry for keeping you guys waiting all this while,got a contract somewhere and I couldn't breath than to deliver the job. now I got some space not through though.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 9:04pm On Aug 30, 2018
Sahaboi:
just reading all today
well done op,more sperm to ur dick..preparing to serve...
you shall serve and never stumble.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:31am On Aug 30, 2018
I asked her what she was doing at the hotel at the said time.
what she was also doing at Mr Paul's office at around 3pm till 5pm.
how much she was paid by Mr Paul to take her to the hotel and sleep with her.
I told her you slept with a man that is old enough to be your father becos of money or what?
it's over between us and I don't want to ever set my eyes in you again.

she was silent all through this question i was asking her I aborted the call and hang up.

she called me later in the midnight and said mykel am really sorry pls forgive me.
truly i went out with Mr Paul to city hotel, but he didn't make love to me.

then I asked her how much did he gave to you for just going with him to city hotel.
she said 5k.
so I said he just gave you 5 k without doing anything, when you are ready to speak the truth you let me know bye.
she called back and said hem hem mykel am sorry pls forgive me he slept with me.

pls dont leave me,i love you.
I will return the money,I will not do it
again,pleading and crying.
and told me mykel am coming to school tomorrow pls when I come forgive me.
I told her it's over.

I was not home on Monday evening.
when toyin came to my hostel.
bought to big Milo can.
and to big milk can.
and ask my room mate to take one each and give me the remaining one.

when I got home that evening I saw my room mates drinking tea and eating bread.
I joined them without asking where they saw what they where eating.
it was after the meal they said it was toyin that brought the Milo and milk.
i was so angry very angry.
though it wasn't there fault cod I didn't tell them what happened yet.

so in the evening toyin came to my hostel wearing a very sexy bum short, and entered my room mates left us.
she knelt down and started crying, begging me that it was the devil's work, she won't do it again.

she brought out the 5k and gave it to me.
and she would not leave this house unless I forgive her or even beat her.

money Na bastard as I see that 5k for my bed
I started thinking of what 5k can buy do for me in school.
so jejjelly I carried my toyin from her knees place her on the bed and gave good banging.
infact that banging that day was very impressive she gave me all and all.
to cut the long story short I dumb toyin.

I build new empire and became a don in school.
I Started double dating to multiple dating in school and playing games.
don't blame the player blame the game.


more fame came when I won academic board scholarship. about 4 of us in our department.
250,000 price and free tuition fee for that session.
I settled lecturers, host mates and bla bla.
so now in school I was famous, and lectures are now my friends.
once I touch the canteen I go do for people.
even men for school dey give me my space cos dem collect.

moral of the lesson and to Victor.
in 300 level Mr Paul made his class Rep because he believes I was smart and brilliant.
though I hate him with passion hardly listen in his class,and pick interest in him.
but i know for sure I can't fail his course and he cant fail me.
I gat connect in school already.

so by default me and Mr Paul became friends by force fire,but I still kept what was burning inside me from him.

so after exams all the student who didn't do well in his course.
was reporting to me.
I went to meet Mr paul told him about guys who needs help in his course, he was scared of doing runs but I blend him and it was game on.

I would collect there matric no and money and meet with Mr Paul at CITY hotel to do account for him.
everything went smoothly till the day I went to do the last payment to him at CITY hotel.

that night I gave him 45,000 so we started drinking alcohol together, I was drunk that night we where both on the same frequency.

then I said mr Paul do you know you offended me some times ago,he said how mykel how how tell me.
I asked him do you know one TOYIN from accounting department.
I explained to him all what he did how he did it when they enter, when they came out and all they did how much he gave her.
he was really scared i told him I don't just want to treat is Bleep up, I already arranged for him then I just pitied him. and let him be.

he started apologising to me and pleading.
I told him it's owk that I have forgiven him.
he counted 20k and gave it to me.
I collect the money and all smile.
till I left school me and Mr Paul became 5 and 6
good pal even till date. he helped me a lot in different ways and through him I got access to other lecturers and people you can't sit with on a good day.
don't fight your nigga cos of a woman.
you never can tell what next.
be matured be matured.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:27am On Aug 29, 2018
I slept so well that morning cos I needed the rest.
VICTOR; it was the knock on my door that woke me up and it was Victor, I greeted him and welcome him in.
he said mykel I came to apologize for what happened, between him( VICTOR and BLESSING) at GWOL the VAL night.

That he knew me and blessing was going out and we had just little problem.
that what happened that night that I saw just happened.
and he can't even explain how it happened.

i told him I understand and not to worry about me .that our friendship still stands blessing won't make us fight with eachother.
or any woman rather.
that he his my brother from Edo state.
and we are good.

I told him a scenario that happend to me in 100 level in school.
I had this girlfriend name TOYIN she happens to be the Apple of my eyes back then.
she was in accounting department while I was doing Elect/Elect.

one day i was with one of my lecturer MR PAUL in his office with about 2 students talking about practicals and class schedule.

then MR PAUL slide his Window down and said you Mykel look at that lady wearing that blue shirt and Jean trouser standing under that mango tree pls call her for me.
as I left his office to call the lady I noticed the said lady happens to be my own girlfriend TOYIN.
I was shocked who will use his own hand to carry his girlfriend to meet another man?
I said never I just discharged myslef and never went back to Mr Paul office that day.

so I don't know if he sent someone else but I believe he did from what happened next....

Like 2 weeks later on a good Friday like that in school.
I saw toyin that friday morning in school putting on native.
we greeted eachother and left for classes.
Mr Paul was to take us around 12 to 2pm
but he just took us like 30 minutes and ended the class. that he was going out.

infact we where very happy that he ended his always boring and talk talk class where he can insult students any how.
we all left to go home.

Then I saw my GF toyin again but this time she has changed into Jean and shirt.
I question her that how come you removed your native wears and you are now looking fresh on new make up.
she said her native got torn or stained that she has to go home and change.
I said no p.
I asked her if she is still having lectures that Friday she said yes.
I noticed she was lieing and something is fishing .
so I decided to play along and hid some where watching.
around 3pm
I saw toyin going into Mr Paul's office, they where there till around 5 talking,only GOD knows what they where discussing.
I hid in a class Opposite checking time and very hungry.
with my eyes red and thinking if I should go and open that door.
or just burst them but I still kept calm.

They later came out and toyin entered Mr Paul's car and they zoomed off.
I quickly stop a bike too and I didn't even know when I was explaining everything to the bike man.
the bike man pity me, and was driving behind there car at a very correct distance that wasn't to close to them.
they drove into one of the hotels CITY hotel around.

I told the bike man that,s enough evidence I needed.
and he should take me back to my hostel.
he took me back to my hostel and I paid him.
the guy bill me like 500 then money whey I suppose take chop.

I just went indoor convert that my angry energy to start reading my books.
I deleted her number from my phone and all those foolish love text messages.
we both sent eachother.

around 7 pm I saw her pass the front of my to her house without branching.
cos the route of my house leads to hers.

she travelled home very early Saturday morning without telling me.
it was from her room mates mouth that I was hearing my girlfriend has travel home.

I called her room mate and explained everything thing that happened and I saw to her.
and her room mate bukky told me mykel if i tell u i didn't know about all this I would be lieing to you.
I warned toyin not to do it.
that she doesn't need it and moreover this man is close enough to be her father.

That the 5k Mr paul gave to toyin, toyin gave it to her to keep it.
I almost shed tears.
one of the things that was bothering me is this,
they few times I had sex with TOYIN.
you would think she wants to faint.
she would be begging me mykel is owk stop stop.
when I ask her for sex she would be telling me Mykel you like and ask for sex too much.

whenever she ask me stuff money I will give her,do her maths assignment, teach she and her roommates calculations statistics.


i went back home my mind was bittered and shattered I started having fever.
my two room mates then was like mykel wetin do you I said nothing.

on Sunday morning i was to go to church my spirit no free me.
I just sit down for house.

Toyin number appeared on my screen phone, she was calling I didn't pick her call.
she called like 6 times I didn't still pick up and didn't want to talk to her.
she called and called and called.

then I picked one of the calls when I was tired of fighting it.
to my amazement.

Toyin said mykel do you know you are very stupid you didn't see me since on Friday evening and you didn't bother to call me to ask of my where about.
where i was and where I am.
is this how to do boyfriend and girlfriend.
I can't call, I can't this I can't that, and bla bla bla.
haa my life I was close to tears this time,
some women bad, shaaaao oooo.
toyin was blaming me still claiming innocent.



I let her landed,I asked her just one question?
what where you doing at CITY hotel with Mr PAUl
on Friday at around 5:30pm
till 6:45 pm? TBC am late for work already 7:27

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:02pm On Aug 28, 2018
no be lie bros offer last while stock last.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 9:14pm On Aug 26, 2018
oluwatosin070:
Thanks for the updates... More ink to write more... u too gbasky

thanks bros.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:04pm On Aug 26, 2018
I worked Linda down too where she took bike, she told me she just remembered she had a class that morning around 10am and she was still at my place around 9am.
she quickly hurried up and took bike instead of a cab.
she has to go home to change and pick some stuff for lecture. I waved her good bye and she left.
......................
The morning before she left she told me mykel pls am already In love and into you pls let's make this work, try your best i know you are a ladys man cute and a good guy.
I know ladies would flock around you but pls dont let me down and always give me my time.
and visit me too in my hostel when you are around the school.

she told me at the VAL party she notice a lady keep staring at her for so long.
she described the lady I knew it was blessing but I told her there is nothing between us.
that maybe she was just admiring her, or curious if she is corper or not.
I have her my words too and we where fine.
she left.
..........##########........


As Linda took bike and left that morning.
I was walking jejelly strolling back to the house.
when I saw the fair lady I stopped around January that picked race from me walking down main road close to where I saw her the last time.
I rushed and crossed the road and cut up with her.
I held her arm from the back she was shocked surprised and turn to look who it was.
I changed my look immediately and told her.
do you remember me? she said no.
I said to her i was the guy who's stopped you sometimes ago and all you could do was to run to embarrass me in public.
in your life don't ever try that shit with me next time.
there won't even be a next time I said.
I held her arm still,she was just dump folded.
and watching the drama beffalling her in shock.
I told her you don't know why I stopped you all you could do was to run and race.
in short you are very stupid and mannerless.
because of this game beauty and make up you are wearing that is why you are forming gerrout.
I left her arm and she just didn't utter a word
she was very afraid and left.

I didn't know where that talk came from all what I said to her.
I was just imagining mykel what is wrong with you.
I was really sorry for myslef I started to realize I went to far and this is not Lagos,
what if this lady go to inform her family that she was harassed or go to report me to the police.
what point will I prove or explain to them.
I started feeling sorry for myself.
and also sorry I embarrassed that beautiful young lady.
i promise to apologise to her whenever I see her next and tell her how deeply sorry I am.
sincerely I don't know what came over me.
and I will fix it.

i took breakfast and needed much rest so I slept.
Tbc

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 6:57pm On Aug 26, 2018
FEBRUARY 14: it was a happy day to celebrate love and to also celebrate who you love or in love with.
All preparation was set from the hall, to food drinks,cake and etc.
the comitee in charge was there since morning to make sure things are put rightly in place.
and indeed it was in place.

The programe was scheduled 5pm till dawn,GWOL hotel.
..............########....
it was time and people started trooping in,from our barkin ladi Nysc officials, to various corper,friends and well wishers to celebrate VALENTINE with us.
people are well dressed in there white and red outfit, with different blending of styles and figure.
I was dressed in a white shirt with red buttons and a pair of black trouser, I used a red pocket square on my shirt to complement my dress and I was looking good.

i put a call through to LINDA who told me she was getting ready to join me.
..............
most of the female corpers where looking sweet and lovely, including BLESSING,she felt we could reconcile with VAL,start talking properly or probably get back to normal.. she came to me mykel you are looking great and sweet, happy VAL. I complemented her too and told her thank you.
She said mykel I bought you this for VAL ,and she gave me a perfume in a wrapped cover.
I wanted to reject it but I felt it would look childish and down grading,
and I also remember I didnt buy anything for Linda so I took the Perfume from her hugged her and told her thank you.
happy VAL.
and we departed I wanted to avoid long conversation or too much familiarity.

The party started and the program was going smoothly from question to relationship discussion and etc

Linda called me that she was around, I went to pick her and brought her in.
she was looking more than sweet.
lite make up, fitted white jean and a red and white top.
her figure and curves was well spelt out sexy and I love it.

as we joined into the Hall all eyes was on her.
like who is,this queen looking dapper,who is this hand made of GOD.
but I have the answer, and I will not only tell them I would show them.
as we sat down blessing eyes spotted me and it wasn't fanimorous at All.

drinks where served food,cutting of cake,people where dancing as the DJ was slamming hits songs back to back.
I made sure Linda was comfortable and having fun, i gave her chicken,suya,wine to drink,introduced her to few of my friends,so as to let her know she is wearing the crown.
she was a happy person full of energy and captivating smile.

The party was really fun and enjoyable for me
we danced,danced,and merry.
I drank enough campari on my own side that night and already took small from my herbal root from Cotonou in the morning before the party, so my system and body was balanced and in order.

LINDA was really enjoying herself and happy to be around me.
i let her danced with few male corpers wey like awuf to dey rock person woman.
and dem no go fit hurstle for there own.
she was really lost dancing.
i went to her danced a liitle and told her babe it's time to go home.
I really need to sneak out of that party without people noticing I left.
it was already past 11pm and I need to bundle dis dancing Linda lady home.

I told her to meet me outside that we are leaving and I don't want my friends to know, she picked her bag and joined me.

As soon as we stepped out of the gate, luckily for me we found a bike guy coming towards us, I stopped him and told him KATAKO he said #100 naira and we zoomed off he dropped us and left.

I got to the door to open the door and I remember I gave my keys with opener to victor to open beer and I didn't collect it back.
I quickly try Victor's line he wasn't picking up my calls maybe due to the noise in the hall,he couldn't hear my phone ringing.

Alcohol in my system and anxiety didn't make me remember I hid a spare key somewhere in the house.
i told Linda to sit at my door step that I would be right back .
I went outside no bike.
it was very cold out there, I jugged/run that night from KATAKO back to GWOL.
got to hall panting and breathing like a hunted dog, Victor nowhere to be found.
o boy I nearly faint.

I started searching for Victor and asking after him no one seems to know where he his.
when I would finally see Victor he was in a dark hidden corner kissing, pressing and smushing a lady.
guess who the lady I saw is?BLESSING
I was shocked they quickly separated when they saw me.
I went to him in anger Victor where is my key?
he gave it to me, I looked at them both and said enjoy the rest of the night.

I went to the gate looking at the far road and distance and can't even figure out what to do,
if I should run, jugg, trek, walk slow,or even crawl self.
I don tire plus what my eyes just saw between VICTOR and BLESSING.

I was walking gradually, I walked half of the distance already before I got to see bike that just drop me.
the guy didn't even collect money from me he just zoomed off.

I got to my house Linda was already sleeping at the door step.
I opened the door and we went in.
I boiled water and quickly make tea.
we drank the tea to keep body and soul active.

we went to the bathroom took our bath together and behold my eyes saw wonderful things.
a very big fresh breast, and a well shaved p***y, sitting right in front of a well curved ass and hips.
my d**k quickly remind me we where serving and doing(Nysc) together and stood attention.
we washed our body and quickly cos the cold was very much.

we got to the bed and told her some sweet words and thanked her for making me proud today in front of colleagues.
I have her the perfume blessing have me as her my VAL gift to her.
she opened her bag too and gave me a phone.
she told me one of her toasters bought the phone for her her as VAL gift and she is giving it to me..
she told me the man is a married man and has been disturbing her for a while now.

i told her to be careful and not to hurt my feelings.
she told me she would and promise not to hurt me.
I asked her if she truly loved me,she said yes that if she is not loving me she won't be here with me.
she would have been some where else, with somebody else.

I placed a deep kiss on her lips and we kissed passionately for minutes.
I love the lengthen kiss.
we cuddle and fiddled.

I placed mouth on her breast and sucked her seriously and jejjelly.
I pressed her buttocks firmly.
kiss her more..
she was really responding to treatment and alert.
I used all formulas i know to melt her boiling point.
she surrendered all.
and said mykel make love to me.
make love to me mykel.
mykel make love to me.
make love to me mykel.

I knew the demand is high but I don't want to deny her the ultimate price.
I fix my d**k inside her already wet cunt it went sweetly and I could feel her walls, she was tight and still good.
but I still need to dig out all the disappointment her exes left in there.
I fu*ked her good.
spread her legs like WiFi and connected to world.
she pinched all my back with her artificial nails but they couldn't penetrate my skin am covered.
every time I hit the G spot, she goes haaaarrrrrrr.
and like that.
I bleeped her big ASS..she loved it.
as the sound goes skriiii kpa kpa kpa.
man's real hot.
thanks to my herbal root baba Na father.
12 times bêtter I pass Duracell.

she was tired, I ask her to climb, she said mykel am tired and reluctantly did.
she gave me few rides,the I begin to stroke her from underneath she couldn't take it.
I placed her down and banged from back again till I came.

she asked my Mykel::: is this how Lagos guys are sweet ?
Lagos boys oya make una answer ooo.
I told her I don't know ooo.
but as for me I will serve my father land.

we slept till morning around 8.
before I woke up.
I poured honey in a cup and mixed it with McDowell to heal my world of cold.
my LINDA who as still sleeping.
I went out got slice bread,egg,pepper and sardine. and begin to make toast bread.

I guess it was the aroma of the toast bread that woke her up,
she turned to me and said baby good morning.
I made tea for her and served breakfast.
she enjoyed the meal..
we ate was good.

I brought out my laptop we watched a very romantic film.
I kissed her during one of the romantic scene and plugged into her socket once more..
I banged her more and more.
she was with me till the evening around 5pm
I asked her if she wants to leave ,she said she would love to stay.
and she spend the night again.

we went to the market bought ogbolor meat and fish and vegetables.
cooked a nice soup and EBA.
omo that dinner make sense.
we watched films and banged well through the night.
she was really getting use to my dick and could handle it better now.


changes and adaptation will make us live long as species on planet earth and beyond. TBC

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 6:31pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 5:01pm On Aug 23, 2018
thanks to all of you who took time to wish me happy birthday. I pray GOD of heaven will bless you all in your needs and want.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 10:26pm On Aug 22, 2018
Thanks to you all GOD bless you all.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 6:27pm On Aug 22, 2018
show some love ooo it,s ma birthday oooooo
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 4:30pm On Aug 22, 2018
To all my readers today is my birthday. wish me happy birthday

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 1:56pm On Aug 22, 2018
It was past 2 and Linda called that she was through with lecture.
we stepped out and walked to the school gate together, she requested if I would like to know her place,i said no P as we walked down to her apartment.

I see her reasons why she doesn't want to date a student,let's say she got class and taste.
her room was a self contain, with her own bathroom and toilet.
her room was piled with cloths and shoes and well arranged ,plasma TV, and etc
she looks matured from the inside and caring.
and always giving things out to students staying around her. sometimes dey come to ask of rice,salt ,oil and etc and she is always giving except she doesn't have.

she gave me her photo album, as I flip through it she was gorgeous,from her tender age to her present age.
her pictures tells a thousand story.
from how she grows her breast,hips and round well shaped ass.
I admired her photo story.

she prepared spaghetti added meat, fish, and even egg inside it, she sent someone to go get red wine(BARON).
I was amazed by her reception and treatment.
She served the food as we ate together,that meal was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

she ask me if I wanted more?I was kind of reluctant or shy to say yes.
so she said mykel am your girlfriend and your woman now, be free to tell me anything.
she served more spaghetti and we ate.

i opened the red wine filled our glasses and we made a toast to a new beginning, love and all the good things of life we could wish for.
we made cheers and we drank up finishing the bottle of wine.

she went to the bathroom took her bath,and was changing in front of me without she even been shy.
I was just smiling this girl don't know something, and am going to show her something.
she change into a very light gown, she packed her hair and all sorts.
I was just sitting on the bed watching coming to America (Eddy Murphy) again on my phone.
she joined me and we watched the film together.

I knew she wanted me to make vital moves or initiate something on the bed.
but i was trying to respect her, that atleast not in her room on the very first meeting.
our body touched eachother on the bed when trying to adjust sides,but I wasn't just feeling right to do her right there.

i was at Linda's place till around 6 in the evening.
I even slept off a little.
I stood up and told her it's time to leave.
she looked at me closely, like she wanted me to still stay,or wanted something else..
I understood the look and what it means but am not buying it.
I only hugged her and planted a kiss on her forehead.
she walked me to where I took a cab to my house.
and we departed.

:::::::::::::::
Rachael:I got home recharged my phone and place a call to Racheal,we talked for some minutes and she told she is at work, some where in barkin ladi complex where she sells phones, phone accessories,recharge cards,and etc.

she said she would soon be closing from work, I ask her if I could come check her at work before she closed, she said I should come.
I quickly rush down to the complex,she was already packing things before I got there.

she closed up and I walked her down to her house, we talked a little bit before I said good bye.
I don't want to rush her I want things to grow gradually between us.
***********

I always have enough time for myself.
I only go to school Mondays and Fridays.
and i have the rest of the week to myslef.
VALENTINE: Val was fast approaching and preparation was moving in top gear as well.
we made arrangements for foods, cakes, chicken and suya barbeque, drinks,DJ, and everything that could spice up the day.
we met with the hotel management and they gave their support as well.
from security, to discounts rooms,the hall we use and etc.
everything was in place.

I knew by default and choice the right lady that would fit in my VAL, would be LINDA, she got class,beauty and physique that could make a guy show off.

I called her and told her the plan ahead of VAL.
and she promised to be right there at GWOL with me for VAL.
she asked if my corper girlfriend would not harm her oooo.
And I told her she is in a safe hands.
TBC

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:51pm On Aug 21, 2018
Danchoco:
i gave her some little little LAMBA and she accepted my proposal.



She go see Wetin she dey find.....? Na she dey find lecturer....
seek and you shall find she knocked and I opened donchoco.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:46pm On Aug 21, 2018
IAmXcessiz:
Wassup with your Cotonou girlfriend Esther?? We haven't heard about her
you would bro
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 2:40pm On Aug 21, 2018
I got home after the match,and was going through my lecture note for some revisions, for Monday class.
I placed my phone beside me waiting for Racheal to call me so i could at least have her number I know see call ooo.
my mind be say this girl don LAMBA mi.

it was LINDAR who called to greet me happy Sunday and ask if I will be coming to school tomorrow? I said sure I would.
she asked if we would still be seeing tomorrow?
i told her tomorrow will tell.

i slept off without any trace of Rachel of Rachael's call.


it was LINDAR,s call who woke me up again in the morning,
morning Mr mykel how are you?
hope you slept well?
hope you are getting prepared for school and bla bla bla.
I responded.
took my bath and dressed up for class.


THE POLYTECHNIC: I got to lecture auditorium very early that Monday morning around 15 minutes to 8.
some students are already sitted while some where running to get into the class before me.
as soon as it was 8 on dot lecture commenced.

And those that couldn't make it to the class was standing outside the corridor.

The topic for that day was kind of tedious,it was calculation all through, i started explaining to them,solving equation on the board,
doing derivations and proves.
I was doing that to the simplest minimum and I was happy they where catching up with the analysis.

I was pitying those who came late standing outside,becos am sure they won't be able to catch up staying There.
but i want to infuse that discipline.
I notice my phone was ringing and I was like hope is not this LINDAR again disturbing me with calls.

I checked my phone and it was an unknown number no name I meant.
and the person was like hi mykel it's me Racheal the lady you met at the field.
I quickly took a walk out of the class to complete my call.
out of joy i told those standing outside the class to go inside.
they where very happy I let them in.

I spoke to Racheal and I promise to call her back when am through that am having a class.
I quickly save her number to avoid story that touch.


I went back to the class and warned those student never to try come late to my class again that if they do they would see the other side of me.
I completed class that day collected my attendance and went to see Chris in our office.
I was hungry and I decide to call LINDA.
I called her and she picked at once
i told her am through with class for the day and am going to the canteen to eat.
that she could join me there.

we met at the canteen and when I saw her she was dressed to kill.
her booty was firm in her blue trouser.
plus a very fine shirt she wore and tucked in.
her outfit complemented her beauty with make ups and accessories.
she could pass for mercy johnson with curves and beauty if not even better self.
I know those dress was too impress me.
and make a point.

me too on my own side I wasn't bad always on point.
i ordered for jollof rice, salad, meat and a bottle of coke for myself.
I ask her to place her order and she took same.

we finished eating and we had time to talk.
she said mykel why did you tell me you are student and not a lecturer.
I told her becos I want you to like me for who I am.
not becos of what you wanted me to be.
i said to her if you don't like me been a student you won't love me been a lecturer.
I said words to her and she was just dumb or dumbfounded self.
she realized her mistake from the look of things and she apologized.
i told her I owe no grudges against her that she is forgiven.

so she ask me if i have found someone else for VAL.
I told her no that am still searching for a student who would love me been a student.
I was joking though she hit me stop jor mykel.

I don't want to form any further cos i knew her guards was down already
so I capitalised on that and told her LINDAR.
I still want you and make you my VAL.
let me Learn how how to love you.
and show you how a man is suppose to love a woman.
i gave her some little little LAMBA and she accepted my proposal.

she said she has a class 12pm till 2pm that I should pls wait for her.
so we could talk more or get to see each other again.
I felt there was nothing to rush home to do,so I decided to wait for her till 2pm.

I just went to the office to relax and was pressing my phone. started making calls to different people just to kill Time.
I called Nancy,madam joy,queen, my parents and siblings.
to check on them and see how they are all doing.TBC

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 11:40am On Aug 21, 2018
Ayo5991:
according to d book luk 21v15,"for i will give you a mouth and wisdom whw all your adversaries will nt b able to contradict or resist.Guy u are good!
. thanks man

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 10:15pm On Aug 20, 2018
BARKIN LADI: I got to my humble abode,and it was good to be home I missed my room as I quickly drop my new toasting machine, jump on my bed as I took a NAP.

I later went out to watch a football match final, between to local team playing, not too far from my house though.
There was so much crowd and football lovers,all around who came to watch the final match.

sincerely i really wish I was playing in that match
cos the crowd was so encouraging.
and some of the ladies I was seeing around who came to watch the match too are not bad at all.

if say this one(BABE )make sense before I go turn around look again I go see another one wey make sense pass that one.
naso my eyes just dey doo like say Na beauty pageant i come watch no be match again.

I quickly settle for one lady that i think I like her features, I stood close to her and watching and studying her carefully.
our eyes met one or two times as she notice I was staring at her.
but as a sharp guy I complemented that with a smile.

I notice she was supporting a particular team, and a particular guy on the pitch, whenever the guy is with the ball she gets glued and passionate about him playing.
and by default I Started supporting the team my new girlfriend is supporting.

whenever she shout goal am shouting goal too, and when ever they tackle the said guy I talked about on the pitch I notice she was really feeling hurt or bad.
or even abusing the person who made the tackle.

I asked her sorry is that guy you boyfriend or something. she smiled in response and said no that's my elder brother.
I said wow,no wonder you are very passionate about him, and showing great support towards your brother.
I like you been your brothers number 1 fan, don't worry am joining your brothers fan base too as his number 2 fan.

she looked at me squarely and asked are you new here?
I said yes am corper just posted to serve here in barkin ladi.
she said no wonder you talk and sound different.
i said for real she said yes.

The match ended goal less first half.
I left her side quietly and went to those guys who sells ice creams on bike, and bought Two yoghurts for myslef and her.

I appeared back to her side and she said I thought you have left.
I said no I went to get ice cream yoghurt for us
as I gave her one of the yoghurts.
she looked at me and said thank you. and i told her you are welcome.

second half started and his brother scored a goal, she was carried away as just jumped on me with a hug and spilled part of her Ice cream on my cloth.
she was like sorry sorry pls am sorry it wasn't intentional.
and me mumu boy,i was like it's owkay don't worry as I was dusting myslef.

my head was like Shay Na match you come watch.
you leave match they find woman.
carry money buy yoghurt.
now she don spill d yoghurt for your body.
see your life.

Then my dick mind tell me say mykel don't worry you shall eat the fruit of your labour.
very soon you self go spill your own yoghurt for her body.
just chill LAX.

As I notice the match was coming to an end.
I quickly do the needful.
I told her I would be leaving for home now.
I told her my name am mykel. and she responded with a smile am Racheal.

I told her I won't mind seeing this face again and would be glad if we could exchange contacts.
and talk better on phone.
she looked at me again and again with a silence face.
and said owk
but the problem is, her phone was stolen she just got this line and she doesn't know it of hand yet and she is also not having call card on her phone to dial my number.

she gave me her phone to type my number I did and she promised to call me as soon as he leaves the field she would recharge and call me.
I said no problem and i left the field back to my house.

TBC

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:11pm On Aug 20, 2018
Danchoco:
I remember those days too when liver dey fail me too......i believe is nature.....u grow over nd rule over it......


Good work....u use Ur toasting collect gift....

The most important thing those u were doing the toasting for are happily married...

U will be remembered for it.....
baba life itself is what you take out of that nature.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:09pm On Aug 20, 2018
MYKELDAYO:
baba Na the time I wish too. even this one wey I dey do self Na una dey make me dey do am for una comment and view wey I dey see wey dey read the story as he dey increase.


but I go try shaa time will tell.
or better still I go dey infuse am small small for here.
and dis one self we never reach half
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2018
Damibiz:
Ok why nt creat another hot Thread where we can document all this Tacticz for some guys who find it difficult to Woo ladies...
baba Na the time I wish too. even this one wey I dey do self Na una dey make me dey do am for una comment and view wey I dey see wey dey read the story as he dey increase.


but I go try shaa time will tell.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:11pm On Aug 20, 2018
I left Chris place after church service that Sunday afternoon,he always find it difficult for me to go back to my barkin ladi he always want me around him.
But it's me who need people around me, not people needing me around them for whatever.

I always don't over stay my time and welcome,am not so cheap,so you won't find me easily,if you find me easily, you will see I would also leave easily.
I leave in my own world not in people's paradise.

I went to where Chris kept his toasting machine I packed it inside a nylon bag.
and told him Chris am taking this away you know why?
for toasting joy for you.
anytime you remember your toasting machine yu remember joy and you will remember me.
for giving her to you.
he said mykel how much is toasting machine?
I know you can afford it.
I said yes I can afford it.
but I don't toast for free there is a price for it thanks for the toasting machine bye.

You know something;, there was a time in my life when i was growing up. that I couldn't woo a lady my heart go they do gbim gbim.
and fear go dey catch me to chyke babe. sometimes i go dey trek for babe back, and can't utter a statement upon my looks.

so I went to the school of taught.
where i read a lot of books.
burn candles just to be a man.
made research, findings, what does this creature made from your ribs what do they really want and how do you own them to your self.

I read a lot of book on self worth.
and that's where the break through came in.
believing in oneself, knowing your self worth as a man,who you are,GOD,s image,beautifully created. and biblical backing,(LUKE 21 vs 15.)
go check what that verse says. and i would explain that to you later if you don't understand.
sometimes i read songs of solomon.

I even find out this creatures called woman cant stay alone,they are made from our ribs, and we are meant for eachother.

GOD bless every woman around the globe reading this.
who will accept a guy, lay her back and pay the ultimate price.
GOD punish any guy who disrespect and don't appreciate any woman.
make i just stop for here.

I remember a time in school after I don turn DON Finnish.
one friend of mine as been in love with this particular lady for months and was unable to express himself to her.
he was totally getting obsessed.
and he told me one day mykel am in love with this girl that always passes our hostel almost every evening.
but i don't know how to approach her and this guy is cute..
I vex for my spirit and told him are you serious he said yes are you serious he said yes.
and I said what will you give me if I make the lady yours he made promises that is not handy.
and I told him what do you have in your hand right now?
he said he doesn't have money.
I said in your room nkor?
he said nothing that he has only raw rice,
we went to his room I measured 12 cups of rice. and told him if I don't deliver that girl to you come and take back 24 cups of rice.
but you must play your own path rightly as a man then he said no p.

Readers:make I drop mango make flies Leave me.
low and behold that my friend got married to that lady up till date and they are living happily with kids.

so the same thing happened to Chris. and joy.
JOY and Chris got married and they are still waxing stronger till date.

I remember sometime in school when my course mates will be gossiping and said mykel they use juju catch woman. I will just laugh and laugh, I know do juju for boom Na woman juju remain.

I remember when my landlord gave me quit notice becos I bring different ladies to my room.
I remember it was his wife that was begging on my behalf that I will not leave the house.
because she believes man must wack.
and she understand pass her husband.
thank you landlady for taking my side during that war.
And am also thanking GOD who has made me be a better man today and with his saving and amazing grace.
I love you GOD and i promise to serve you forever.

don't play in my Lane, cos you can't run my race, as me and you know carry the same grace.
#Nysccorpers,#nobemespoilyouoo.

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Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:13am On Aug 20, 2018
oluwatosin070:
PCM shouldn't follow those my two ogas abt sex in service year.. although the sex was interesting and Free but caution must be taken.. NYSC is all abt jollification... @mikeldayo, update na. make we take that one hold body... wa gbayi
. no light bro: but i go soon buy diesel, I go soon on Gen for my house.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 5:39am On Aug 20, 2018
Munzy14:
@mykeldayo Weldone bro. I took time to go through your adventures. Honestly, nysc is just a relaxation and sexcapades adventures for Corp's members. I am talking experience o lol, in everything eat very healthy o I almost ran out of natural immunity due to excessive bleeping. Prospective Corp's members we no tell u people to go and bleep anyhow o. Just take it by YOLO YOLO.
tell them ooo wetin good for our body fit no good for them oo. always leave right.
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 12:20pm On Aug 19, 2018
woke this time stronger and better, all I needed was food supplements.
we boiled rice and stew for lunch and we all ate together.
TOYOSI: left after lunch she said she need to wash her cloths and do some ironing.
I escorted her to where she took bike,I told her to prepare dinner that we would be coming to eat dinner at her place me and Chris.
she said no problem that we are welcome.

some left over drinks was brought out,we assembled again and continue from where we stopped.
we where just gisting how we all spent the night.

OSAGIE))))) one of the guy nearly killed us with laugh when he said the lady she invited, when they got to the room and he was making advances to do one or two things..He said the lady held his hand and said osagie am ON.
He said he told the lady ON what abeg switch OFF oooo I know wan hear that one this night ooo.
what does ON mean pls pls dont bring that level this night ooo.
wey liquor don enter body finish you come dey tell me you are own.
he said he just stood up scratching his head and sweating on what to do.
That one mind even told him to come and wake all of us that midnight to come outside.
that he was just imagining how most of us will be enjoying that night.
he said he couldn't sleep at all till this morning.
the guy almost kill us with laugh with his Benin intonation and tongue explaining the scenario.

CHRIS said his babe was just shouting all through that before you even put something inside self she don dey shout like say you dey punish her.
he said he didn't enjoy the babe at all.
I just smiled and locked up.

we discussed other various things employment business plans, way forward and other vital issues before we call it a day.

it was evening already as time waits for no one. we went to the saloon to cut our hair.
came back home and took our bath.
I put a call through to toyosi and she said we can come over.
me and Chris dressed up that evening.
we entered into his quest and drove off to toyosi's place.

i quickly told chris that toyosi has a room mate though I haven't met her in person but she was beautiful from the pictures of her that I saw on toyosi phone.
we got to their place and we where ushered in by the sweet AROMA of egusi that couldn't let us breath well.

toyosi was In the kitchen making semovita.
so it was her room mate JOY that was still attending to us.

i knew Chris was not really of a good toaster and couldn't just start up a conversation like that since he was just coming there for the first and meeting JOY for the first time.
but i was also was meeting JOY for the first time as well.

BuT I wasn't just meeting beautiful ladies for the first time.
I told joy that I have heard a lot of things about her from her friend toyosi.
she was like hmmmn good things or bad things?i told her bad things.

I said to her i have been seen you from afar in pictures, and have been dying to meet with you in person.

I told her,let me tell you some of the bad things toyosi said about you, she was curios to hear that.
I said she told me your beauty is flawless,sparkling, and incomparable.
and behold I have come from the far east, to see such beauty with my two naked eyes.

and I have also come with one of the finest wise man in town that could complement her beauty and see if truly such Beauty lives here as said.
I said to her meet Chris my friend and Chris meet joy the beauty of the world .

JOY said to me mykel are you into acting.
pls you need to get a career there.
your mouth is too sweet no wonder toyosi didn't sleep home yesterday night.
I said she must have gone to a night vigil. she said hmmm night vigil indeed.

I left Chris and joy immediately and went to the kitchen to meet toyosi to serve dinner.
the ball is now in Chris court to do the needful and he didn't disappoint me either.

Chris and Joy's food I purposely serve together.
and took it to them I dropped it in front of them and said pls feed eachother.
toyosi and I also eat together.

Omo that egusi soup and semovita no be hear oooo. the level too make sense,I chop I nearly bite my finger,the semovita no reach me self.
I went to where Chris and joy was eating I scooped part of there semo and told them that new lovers dont need much food..
They need less food and need more conversation
pepper nearly came out of there nose when they where laughing.

me i ate well ooo and was satisfy.
I brought 1000 naira from my pocket and gave it to toyosi for a well prepared nice meal for dinner.
i told her only my mama can beat that food.

I also faced joy and said haaay listen to me they say Beauty lyes in the of the beholder.
but good food lyes in the stomach of the eater when next we come here Chris will be the one to give you your own #1000.
for a good meal so prepare, prepare yourself. she said mykel you are a clown.
we had a nice dinner together.

I texed with my phone:: Chris pls take your new babe to your car and talk outside.
And sure he did we saw them leave the room after chris whispered something into joys ear.

I quickly went close to meet toyosi and was touching and kissing her.
I got erection immediately, I raised up her gown removed her pant, she was trying to say something, I placed my hand on her lips. and she was quiet,I layed her down gentlyvand bleeped her heavily.
she use her leg to pin down my waist as I pounced on her.
she turned side ways as I gave her a long one from the back.
she couldn't bear it she held my head. as I was giving it to her side ways.
she said all of a sudden mykel you are killing me thank you haaaarrrrrrr.
SEX nawa ooo who would say thank you to a murderer killing her.
I continue in that position since that's how she prefer to be killed.
SEX is something else I must confess.

we finished and she quickly went to the bathroom and dress into something else. I cleaned up too and we went out to meet Chris and joy in the car.
we saw them kissing in the car. they stopped immediately they saw us.
we said our good night, i kissed toyosi too for them too see. said good byes and zoom off.

CHRIS was like mykel you are a genius, you are a bomb, I just kept quiet as he was ranting.
all I told him was guy you are owing me for that girl. take care of her and use your head.
he said he promise his best.
and went home to sleep. TBC

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