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|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Danchoco(m): 12:45pm On Aug 19, 2018|
Thanks for the update...
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Damibiz(m): 3:26pm On Aug 19, 2018|
My Oga at the top,guys like us na dem de us...use ur third leg flog tire
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by shangzwayne(m): 8:47pm On Aug 19, 2018|
Wawuu..... this is really interesting
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Munzy14(m): 10:48pm On Aug 19, 2018|
@mykeldayo Weldone bro. I took time to go through your adventures. Honestly, nysc is just a relaxation and sexcapades adventures for Corp's members. I am talking experience o lol, in everything eat very healthy o I almost ran out of natural immunity due to excessive bleeping. Prospective Corp's members we no tell u people to go and bleep anyhow o. Just take it by YOLO YOLO.
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 5:39am On Aug 20, 2018|
Munzy14:tell them ooo wetin good for our body fit no good for them oo. always leave right.
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by oluwatosin070: 6:56am On Aug 20, 2018|
PCM shouldn't follow those my two ogas abt sex in service year.. although the sex was interesting and Free but caution must be taken.. NYSC is all abt jollification... @mikeldayo, update na. make we take that one hold body... wa gbayi
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:13am On Aug 20, 2018|
oluwatosin070:. no light bro: but i go soon buy diesel, I go soon on Gen for my house.
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by izaray(f): 11:27am On Aug 20, 2018|
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:11pm On Aug 20, 2018|
I left Chris place after church service that Sunday afternoon,he always find it difficult for me to go back to my barkin ladi he always want me around him.
But it's me who need people around me, not people needing me around them for whatever.
I always don't over stay my time and welcome,am not so cheap,so you won't find me easily,if you find me easily, you will see I would also leave easily.
I leave in my own world not in people's paradise.
I went to where Chris kept his toasting machine I packed it inside a nylon bag.
and told him Chris am taking this away you know why?
for toasting joy for you.
anytime you remember your toasting machine yu remember joy and you will remember me.
for giving her to you.
he said mykel how much is toasting machine?
I know you can afford it.
I said yes I can afford it.
but I don't toast for free there is a price for it thanks for the toasting machine bye.
You know something;, there was a time in my life when i was growing up. that I couldn't woo a lady my heart go they do gbim gbim.
and fear go dey catch me to chyke babe. sometimes i go dey trek for babe back, and can't utter a statement upon my looks.
so I went to the school of taught.
where i read a lot of books.
burn candles just to be a man.
made research, findings, what does this creature made from your ribs what do they really want and how do you own them to your self.
I read a lot of book on self worth.
and that's where the break through came in.
believing in oneself, knowing your self worth as a man,who you are,GOD,s image,beautifully created. and biblical backing,(LUKE 21 vs 15.)
go check what that verse says. and i would explain that to you later if you don't understand.
sometimes i read songs of solomon.
I even find out this creatures called woman cant stay alone,they are made from our ribs, and we are meant for eachother.
GOD bless every woman around the globe reading this.
who will accept a guy, lay her back and pay the ultimate price.
GOD punish any guy who disrespect and don't appreciate any woman.
make i just stop for here.
I remember a time in school after I don turn DON Finnish.
one friend of mine as been in love with this particular lady for months and was unable to express himself to her.
he was totally getting obsessed.
and he told me one day mykel am in love with this girl that always passes our hostel almost every evening.
but i don't know how to approach her and this guy is cute..
I vex for my spirit and told him are you serious he said yes are you serious he said yes.
and I said what will you give me if I make the lady yours he made promises that is not handy.
and I told him what do you have in your hand right now?
he said he doesn't have money.
I said in your room nkor?
he said nothing that he has only raw rice,
we went to his room I measured 12 cups of rice. and told him if I don't deliver that girl to you come and take back 24 cups of rice.
but you must play your own path rightly as a man then he said no p.
Readers:make I drop mango make flies Leave me.
low and behold that my friend got married to that lady up till date and they are living happily with kids.
so the same thing happened to Chris. and joy.
JOY and Chris got married and they are still waxing stronger till date.
I remember sometime in school when my course mates will be gossiping and said mykel they use juju catch woman. I will just laugh and laugh, I know do juju for boom Na woman juju remain.
I remember when my landlord gave me quit notice becos I bring different ladies to my room.
I remember it was his wife that was begging on my behalf that I will not leave the house.
because she believes man must wack.
and she understand pass her husband.
thank you landlady for taking my side during that war.
And am also thanking GOD who has made me be a better man today and with his saving and amazing grace.
I love you GOD and i promise to serve you forever.
don't play in my Lane, cos you can't run my race, as me and you know carry the same grace.
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|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Danchoco(m): 7:25pm On Aug 20, 2018|
I remember those days too when liver dey fail me too......i believe is nature.....u grow over nd rule over it......
Good work....u use Ur toasting collect gift....
The most important thing those u were doing the toasting for are happily married...
U will be remembered for it.....
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Damibiz(m): 7:34pm On Aug 20, 2018|
Ok why nt creat another hot Thread where we can document all this Tacticz for some guys who find it difficult to Woo ladies...
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2018|
Damibiz:baba Na the time I wish too. even this one wey I dey do self Na una dey make me dey do am for una comment and view wey I dey see wey dey read the story as he dey increase.
but I go try shaa time will tell.
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:09pm On Aug 20, 2018|
MYKELDAYO:or better still I go dey infuse am small small for here.
and dis one self we never reach half
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 8:11pm On Aug 20, 2018|
Danchoco:baba life itself is what you take out of that nature.
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Damibiz(m): 8:39pm On Aug 20, 2018|
That is the spirit man...we all create time for ourselvez u knw,i pray u gat time to do that
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 10:15pm On Aug 20, 2018|
BARKIN LADI: I got to my humble abode,and it was good to be home I missed my room as I quickly drop my new toasting machine, jump on my bed as I took a NAP.
I later went out to watch a football match final, between to local team playing, not too far from my house though.
There was so much crowd and football lovers,all around who came to watch the final match.
sincerely i really wish I was playing in that match
cos the crowd was so encouraging.
and some of the ladies I was seeing around who came to watch the match too are not bad at all.
if say this one(BABE )make sense before I go turn around look again I go see another one wey make sense pass that one.
naso my eyes just dey doo like say Na beauty pageant i come watch no be match again.
I quickly settle for one lady that i think I like her features, I stood close to her and watching and studying her carefully.
our eyes met one or two times as she notice I was staring at her.
but as a sharp guy I complemented that with a smile.
I notice she was supporting a particular team, and a particular guy on the pitch, whenever the guy is with the ball she gets glued and passionate about him playing.
and by default I Started supporting the team my new girlfriend is supporting.
whenever she shout goal am shouting goal too, and when ever they tackle the said guy I talked about on the pitch I notice she was really feeling hurt or bad.
or even abusing the person who made the tackle.
I asked her sorry is that guy you boyfriend or something. she smiled in response and said no that's my elder brother.
I said wow,no wonder you are very passionate about him, and showing great support towards your brother.
I like you been your brothers number 1 fan, don't worry am joining your brothers fan base too as his number 2 fan.
she looked at me squarely and asked are you new here?
I said yes am corper just posted to serve here in barkin ladi.
she said no wonder you talk and sound different.
i said for real she said yes.
The match ended goal less first half.
I left her side quietly and went to those guys who sells ice creams on bike, and bought Two yoghurts for myslef and her.
I appeared back to her side and she said I thought you have left.
I said no I went to get ice cream yoghurt for us
as I gave her one of the yoghurts.
she looked at me and said thank you. and i told her you are welcome.
second half started and his brother scored a goal, she was carried away as just jumped on me with a hug and spilled part of her Ice cream on my cloth.
she was like sorry sorry pls am sorry it wasn't intentional.
and me mumu boy,i was like it's owkay don't worry as I was dusting myslef.
my head was like Shay Na match you come watch.
you leave match they find woman.
carry money buy yoghurt.
now she don spill d yoghurt for your body.
see your life.
Then my dick mind tell me say mykel don't worry you shall eat the fruit of your labour.
very soon you self go spill your own yoghurt for her body.
just chill LAX.
As I notice the match was coming to an end.
I quickly do the needful.
I told her I would be leaving for home now.
I told her my name am mykel. and she responded with a smile am Racheal.
I told her I won't mind seeing this face again and would be glad if we could exchange contacts.
and talk better on phone.
she looked at me again and again with a silence face.
and said owk
but the problem is, her phone was stolen she just got this line and she doesn't know it of hand yet and she is also not having call card on her phone to dial my number.
she gave me her phone to type my number I did and she promised to call me as soon as he leaves the field she would recharge and call me.
I said no problem and i left the field back to my house.
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|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Ayo5991(m): 9:40am On Aug 21, 2018|
according to d book luk 21v15,"for i will give you a mouth and wisdom whw all your adversaries will nt b able to contradict or resist.Guy u are good!
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 11:40am On Aug 21, 2018|
Ayo5991:. thanks man
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 2:40pm On Aug 21, 2018|
I got home after the match,and was going through my lecture note for some revisions, for Monday class.
I placed my phone beside me waiting for Racheal to call me so i could at least have her number I know see call ooo.
my mind be say this girl don LAMBA mi.
it was LINDAR who called to greet me happy Sunday and ask if I will be coming to school tomorrow? I said sure I would.
she asked if we would still be seeing tomorrow?
i told her tomorrow will tell.
i slept off without any trace of Rachel of Rachael's call.
it was LINDAR,s call who woke me up again in the morning,
morning Mr mykel how are you?
hope you slept well?
hope you are getting prepared for school and bla bla bla.
took my bath and dressed up for class.
THE POLYTECHNIC: I got to lecture auditorium very early that Monday morning around 15 minutes to 8.
some students are already sitted while some where running to get into the class before me.
as soon as it was 8 on dot lecture commenced.
And those that couldn't make it to the class was standing outside the corridor.
The topic for that day was kind of tedious,it was calculation all through, i started explaining to them,solving equation on the board,
doing derivations and proves.
I was doing that to the simplest minimum and I was happy they where catching up with the analysis.
I was pitying those who came late standing outside,becos am sure they won't be able to catch up staying There.
but i want to infuse that discipline.
I notice my phone was ringing and I was like hope is not this LINDAR again disturbing me with calls.
I checked my phone and it was an unknown number no name I meant.
and the person was like hi mykel it's me Racheal the lady you met at the field.
I quickly took a walk out of the class to complete my call.
out of joy i told those standing outside the class to go inside.
they where very happy I let them in.
I spoke to Racheal and I promise to call her back when am through that am having a class.
I quickly save her number to avoid story that touch.
I went back to the class and warned those student never to try come late to my class again that if they do they would see the other side of me.
I completed class that day collected my attendance and went to see Chris in our office.
I was hungry and I decide to call LINDA.
I called her and she picked at once
i told her am through with class for the day and am going to the canteen to eat.
that she could join me there.
we met at the canteen and when I saw her she was dressed to kill.
her booty was firm in her blue trouser.
plus a very fine shirt she wore and tucked in.
her outfit complemented her beauty with make ups and accessories.
she could pass for mercy johnson with curves and beauty if not even better self.
I know those dress was too impress me.
and make a point.
me too on my own side I wasn't bad always on point.
i ordered for jollof rice, salad, meat and a bottle of coke for myself.
I ask her to place her order and she took same.
we finished eating and we had time to talk.
she said mykel why did you tell me you are student and not a lecturer.
I told her becos I want you to like me for who I am.
not becos of what you wanted me to be.
i said to her if you don't like me been a student you won't love me been a lecturer.
I said words to her and she was just dumb or dumbfounded self.
she realized her mistake from the look of things and she apologized.
i told her I owe no grudges against her that she is forgiven.
so she ask me if i have found someone else for VAL.
I told her no that am still searching for a student who would love me been a student.
I was joking though she hit me stop jor mykel.
I don't want to form any further cos i knew her guards was down already
so I capitalised on that and told her LINDAR.
I still want you and make you my VAL.
let me Learn how how to love you.
and show you how a man is suppose to love a woman.
i gave her some little little LAMBA and she accepted my proposal.
she said she has a class 12pm till 2pm that I should pls wait for her.
so we could talk more or get to see each other again.
I felt there was nothing to rush home to do,so I decided to wait for her till 2pm.
I just went to the office to relax and was pressing my phone. started making calls to different people just to kill Time.
I called Nancy,madam joy,queen, my parents and siblings.
to check on them and see how they are all doing.TBC
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Danchoco(m): 5:33pm On Aug 21, 2018|
i gave her some little little LAMBA and she accepted my proposal.
She go see Wetin she dey find.....? Na she dey find lecturer....
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by IAmXcessiz(m): 5:56pm On Aug 21, 2018|
Wassup with your Cotonou girlfriend Esther?? We haven't heard about her
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:46pm On Aug 21, 2018|
IAmXcessiz:you would bro
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 7:51pm On Aug 21, 2018|
Danchoco:seek and you shall find she knocked and I opened donchoco.
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by quadri956(m): 1:35pm On Aug 22, 2018|
HBD 2u MYKELDAYO. .... God bless ur new age
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 1:56pm On Aug 22, 2018|
It was past 2 and Linda called that she was through with lecture.
we stepped out and walked to the school gate together, she requested if I would like to know her place,i said no P as we walked down to her apartment.
I see her reasons why she doesn't want to date a student,let's say she got class and taste.
her room was a self contain, with her own bathroom and toilet.
her room was piled with cloths and shoes and well arranged ,plasma TV, and etc
she looks matured from the inside and caring.
and always giving things out to students staying around her. sometimes dey come to ask of rice,salt ,oil and etc and she is always giving except she doesn't have.
she gave me her photo album, as I flip through it she was gorgeous,from her tender age to her present age.
her pictures tells a thousand story.
from how she grows her breast,hips and round well shaped ass.
I admired her photo story.
she prepared spaghetti added meat, fish, and even egg inside it, she sent someone to go get red wine(BARON).
I was amazed by her reception and treatment.
She served the food as we ate together,that meal was delicious and I really enjoyed it.
she ask me if I wanted more?I was kind of reluctant or shy to say yes.
so she said mykel am your girlfriend and your woman now, be free to tell me anything.
she served more spaghetti and we ate.
i opened the red wine filled our glasses and we made a toast to a new beginning, love and all the good things of life we could wish for.
we made cheers and we drank up finishing the bottle of wine.
she went to the bathroom took her bath,and was changing in front of me without she even been shy.
I was just smiling this girl don't know something, and am going to show her something.
she change into a very light gown, she packed her hair and all sorts.
I was just sitting on the bed watching coming to America (Eddy Murphy) again on my phone.
she joined me and we watched the film together.
I knew she wanted me to make vital moves or initiate something on the bed.
but i was trying to respect her, that atleast not in her room on the very first meeting.
our body touched eachother on the bed when trying to adjust sides,but I wasn't just feeling right to do her right there.
i was at Linda's place till around 6 in the evening.
I even slept off a little.
I stood up and told her it's time to leave.
she looked at me closely, like she wanted me to still stay,or wanted something else..
I understood the look and what it means but am not buying it.
I only hugged her and planted a kiss on her forehead.
she walked me to where I took a cab to my house.
and we departed.
Rachael:I got home recharged my phone and place a call to Racheal,we talked for some minutes and she told she is at work, some where in barkin ladi complex where she sells phones, phone accessories,recharge cards,and etc.
she said she would soon be closing from work, I ask her if I could come check her at work before she closed, she said I should come.
I quickly rush down to the complex,she was already packing things before I got there.
she closed up and I walked her down to her house, we talked a little bit before I said good bye.
I don't want to rush her I want things to grow gradually between us.
I always have enough time for myself.
I only go to school Mondays and Fridays.
and i have the rest of the week to myslef.
VALENTINE: Val was fast approaching and preparation was moving in top gear as well.
we made arrangements for foods, cakes, chicken and suya barbeque, drinks,DJ, and everything that could spice up the day.
we met with the hotel management and they gave their support as well.
from security, to discounts rooms,the hall we use and etc.
everything was in place.
I knew by default and choice the right lady that would fit in my VAL, would be LINDA, she got class,beauty and physique that could make a guy show off.
I called her and told her the plan ahead of VAL.
and she promised to be right there at GWOL with me for VAL.
she asked if my corper girlfriend would not harm her oooo.
And I told her she is in a safe hands.
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|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Danchoco(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2018|
Hailing ooo...I dey hail u even during dis sallah u till update, more blessing, strength, peace and happiness..
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 4:30pm On Aug 22, 2018|
To all my readers today is my birthday. wish me happy birthday
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by EAhumble(m): 5:40pm On Aug 22, 2018|
Happy bday bro, more graces and adventure to u man
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by IAmXcessiz(m): 5:50pm On Aug 22, 2018|
MYKELDAYO:Happy birthday name sake.. More blessings, wisdom and good health in God's abundance
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by MYKELDAYO(m): 6:27pm On Aug 22, 2018|
show some love ooo it,s ma birthday oooooo
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by Danchoco(m): 6:33pm On Aug 22, 2018|
Happy Birthday MykeldayO..more blessing, prosperity, success, happiness, good health, wisdom, strength and excellent in all u do....
That strength Na for Ur activities in jos.....
|Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by IAmkingoludav(m): 7:46pm On Aug 22, 2018|
Happy birthday man
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