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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 15 Hyper Realistic Tattoos You'll Think They Are Pictures by mykeljosef: 1:43am On Feb 15, 2017
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Art, Graphics & Video / 15 Hyper Realistic Tattoos You'll Think They Are Pictures by mykeljosef: 1:42am On Feb 15, 2017
when it comes to hyperrealistic tattoos, you may need to spend a great deal of time under the needle, but the results can be so spectacular that it might just be worth it. Here you'll find a collection of photo realistic tattoos so impressive


so lets begin


if you're not a fan of tattoos


appreciate it as an art work


if you're not a fan of art


well just look







ps- sorry i posted in politics.....mods abeg help move

cc lalasticlala

Politics / Re: FG Plans To Build Thermal Power Stations In Imo – Osinbajo by mykeljosef: 1:36am On Feb 15, 2017
will plans to may indends

enough already

just start if you want to start
Politics / Re: We Are Now Ready To Take Over South East – Apc by mykeljosef: 1:35am On Feb 15, 2017
greatiyk4u:
we have realized our mistakes and are ready to join the moving progressive train



PDP truly underdeveloped our region and enriched a few politicians



APC is well come to Ala-igbo





"PDP" didn't underdevelop your region


peanut thinking like that underdeveloped your region


is this useless way of thinking temporary or is it your default mode




maybe if you focused more on the plans and blue prints candidates had to offer rather than religion or tribe or party


maybe


just maybe

you will realize you're in a tunnel b4 you start searching for the light at the end of it

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Politics / Re: We Have Unraveled New Plots By ‘opposition’ To Attack Kaduna South‎ – Apc by mykeljosef: 1:29am On Feb 15, 2017
must those animals make every single thing about opposition and party


human lives are at stake here

get the muhfarkin army on ground
n work based on that Intel you claim to have
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Economy Recovering Fast - Presidency by mykeljosef: 1:27am On Feb 15, 2017
you dont tell a sick person he's getting better


when the physical body is deteriorating



case being if the increase is only on paper n no impact on the lives of the common man then that's failure

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Politics / Re: Don’t Allow Hatred For Buhari Affect Your Love For Nigeria – Reno by mykeljosef: 1:25am On Feb 15, 2017
we haven't loved ourselves enough to love Nigeria

religion and tribalism

will always be our biggest undoing
Crime / Re: Be Careful Of Those Distributing Flyers,robbers New Trick by mykeljosef: 1:03am On Feb 15, 2017
hmnnn ok

ill tell em folks in gidi
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos: Damaged Dam System Threatens California Towns, 200,000 People Evacuated. by mykeljosef: 12:56am On Feb 15, 2017
booked
Phones / Re: After 17 Years Nokia Is Re-launching The 3310, World’s Most Beloved Phone by mykeljosef: 12:28am On Feb 15, 2017
ill use it to stone apc when the time reach
Phones / Re: 2017 Version Of Nokia 3310 On The Way - See Specs by mykeljosef: 12:28am On Feb 15, 2017
no need to buy hammer again
Politics / Re: Reconstructed Houses For 192 Refugee Families In Borno (Photos) by mykeljosef: 12:16am On Feb 15, 2017
Bsideboi:
have u considered our harsh weather and poor maintenance culture?


we have wood that survives our weather



n with the right paint/wallpaper to go it does justice to looks


is it my fault Nigeria/Nigerians generally have poor maintenance culture


you'll be surprised some superstitious beliefs that'll accompany it if its to be implemented



backward thinking n Nigeria are related
Politics / Re: Reconstructed Houses For 192 Refugee Families In Borno (Photos) by mykeljosef: 12:13am On Feb 15, 2017
Tunbolity:
Just the word "trailer" would have saved you the stress of typing all these " wooden homes

easy to build

easy to modify

- edited

the pic below shows a movable one




trailer can be mde of anything

steel, aluminium, zinc,glass


so the specification is needed


more so thats more of a cabin than a trailer
Politics / Re: Reconstructed Houses For 192 Refugee Families In Borno (Photos) by mykeljosef: 12:11am On Feb 15, 2017
me69:
Na contract you dey look for i understand wink


are you just dumb by choice or default
Romance / Re: A Lonely Lady's Bad Prayer For Valentine Lovers Tomorrow by mykeljosef: 12:09am On Feb 15, 2017
oblak00:
Forza barca. Hahahaha. 4-0. You should have buried yourself now.



forza Barca yes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Barcelona : UCL (4 - 0) On 14th February 2016 by mykeljosef: 10:39pm On Feb 14, 2017
i feel destroyed


we need a miracle


5 goals or 4 atleast

but its camp nou anything can happen


ref didn't try shar
Politics / Re: Reconstructed Houses For 192 Refugee Families In Borno (Photos) by mykeljosef: 8:20pm On Feb 14, 2017
curiousmind11:


Have you considered the high humidity and type of wood available in Nigeria? Not everything done in America is applicable in Nigeria



simply use the wood best suited...if you have vern to riverine communities in Nigeria


people have wood houses on water tho its an eyesore


point is make use of the best you have



quality over quantity
Politics / Re: Reconstructed Houses For 192 Refugee Families In Borno (Photos) by mykeljosef: 8:17pm On Feb 14, 2017
Mbediogu:


Easy to burn, easy to yield to elements and insect activities.


how often do you see /hear about such issues in America or uk



even here in canada



not 100% wood obviously


but then its not such a eye sore compared to the brick/block houses you build

Politics / Re: Reconstructed Houses For 192 Refugee Families In Borno (Photos) by mykeljosef: 7:51pm On Feb 14, 2017
its high time Nigeria adopted wooden homes

easy to build

easy to modify

- edited

the pic below shows a movable one

more appealing to the eyes

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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Majek Fashek's Lawsuit With Documents by mykeljosef: 3:56pm On Feb 14, 2017
so many iirrelevant posts on fp today

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong-un Step-brother Assasinated In Malaysia by mykeljosef: 3:41pm On Feb 14, 2017
that short .....
Career / Re: FG Set To Sack 3,500 Staff by mykeljosef: 3:40pm On Feb 14, 2017
hmnn

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Romance / Re: A Lonely Lady's Bad Prayer For Valentine Lovers Tomorrow by mykeljosef: 2:16pm On Feb 14, 2017
oblak00:
I dey your back bro. Na today ooo. PSG all the way. cheesy

madridiot or Chelsea fan....


smh
forza barca
Politics / Re: It’s Clear Sign That PDP Will Win In 2019 – Jonathan by mykeljosef: 11:08am On Feb 14, 2017
this is why Nigeria will never have a good president


just see the comments of braindead folks above


they mean is someone with a flawless vision with stated realistic plan runs under pdp party they wont vote him/her



n we ask why Nigeria is backwards


keep ya hatred for party or gej aside


n look for brains

Politics / Re: APC Lambasts Fani-kayode For Calling Buhari, A Killer Of Christians by mykeljosef: 2:15am On Feb 14, 2017
ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Prison Service To Employ 6,545 Personnel – CG by mykeljosef: 12:47am On Feb 14, 2017
DaudaAbu:


Is that your CV??

grin



lol...im never reach fp yet


so booking space sure pass


modified:



see i was right


cc :lalasticlala , mynd44
Crime / Re: UPS courier STOLE My Laptop by mykeljosef: 12:40am On Feb 14, 2017
maga don pay

him self dey hustle
Education / Re: How Federal Poly Oko Students Charge Their Phones (Photo) by mykeljosef: 12:38am On Feb 14, 2017
mtshewwwwwww


that is why my children schooled abroad

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Prison Service To Employ 6,545 Personnel – CG by mykeljosef: 12:36am On Feb 14, 2017
unbooked


Ftc on valentine's day

briefly I have to rant


if y'all dont see me commenting then I've been banned



AGAIN


nl mods are childish , silly annoying corrupt beings


I'm pretty sure i speak on behalf of many

they are humans but most of them are unqualified to carry the burden or handle the psychological and emotional load of being mods.


they are so sensitive to irrelevant issues


y am i pissed


i was banned for 2 weeks for "not giving a fvck"


over 5 emails to the supermod later
n no reason for why "ngaf" was worth being banned i decided to keep mum

but a friend just complained he was just banned for another stu**d reason



on that note illd like seun to let each user know the exact mod that banned them each time we get banned for whatever reason
also an email on why


and why doesn't nairaland have an official email address


good day
Romance / 8 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Valentine's Day by mykeljosef: 12:32am On Feb 14, 2017
It wasn't always celebrated with chocolate and roses.It comes around once a year and is usually touted as a big corporate scheme. But Valentine's Day is way more than just a Hallmark holiday.


1. It has some pretty dark roots.

Historians believe Valentine's Day actually began in Ancient Rome as a pagan fertility festival call
Lupercalia, which included sacrificing animals and whipping women with animal skins until they bled, signifying their fertility. So romantic.


2. In the 1300s, it officially became a holiday associated with love and romance.

The holiday was Christianized — no more animal sacrifices! — and was celebrated in mid-February because many believed that birds started their mating season on February 14, which is why doves are often associated with love.


3. Saint Valentine wasn't just one person.

In fact, he might have been two or three. But the most common "founder" of Valentine's Day was the Saint Valentine, who defied Emperor Claudius II. At the time, Claudius had banned marriage because he thought it distracted young soldiers. Valentine felt a bit differently — he illegally married couples until he was caught. After he was sentenced to his death, young couples would visit his cell and give him flowers and cards. And the day he actually died? February 14. Allegedly.
But there have been multiple St. Valentines throughout history, including one pope. (He only served for 40 days in 827 A.D.)


4. The first valentines were sent in the 15th century.

But not until the 17th century did people start exchanging cards and letters. And Valentine's Day cards weren't mass-produced until the 1840s.


5. Today, it's pretty big business.

More than 62% of Americans celebrate Valentine's Day and spend an estimated $20 billion a year, including more than $448 million the week before February 14 on candy alone. On average, men spend $150 on Valentine's Day. And the women? Just $74. Step it up, ladies! not everyyear boxers and singlets



6. An estimated one billion Valentine's Day cards are sent each year.
That's more than any other holiday except Christmas. And how sweet: Teachers receive the most Valentine's Day cards annuals, followed by children, mothers, and wives.


7.The most popular gift on Valentine's Day is flowers .
Followed by chocolate and then jewelry. Americans send more than 220 million roses each year, and as many as six million couples will get engaged on February 14. (February is the second most popular month after December for proposals.)


8. According to Durex, condom sales rise in February.
Sales are almost 20% to 30% higher around Valentine's Day. And maybe not so surprisingly, more at-home pregnancy tests are sold in March than any other month.


cc ishiLOVE

since seun is known to be quiet the atheist does he also celebrate valentines??

mynd44

lala is probably eating snake sauce with bae

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/valentines-day-ideas/a26863/valentines-day-facts/


Happy Valentine's Day nairalanders

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