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Politics / Re: Names Of Occupants Of Osborne Towers Ikoyi Where $50m Was Found By EFCC by mykeljosef: 5:39am On Apr 19, 2017
where tf is amaracchi or what's his name




n why tf would NIA funds be in a private residence


n before zombies try n blame pdp as usual lets all note the cash found are mint notes



so it was certainly stacked during this administration



****

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Politics / Re: I May Not Vote PDP Presidential Candidate In 2019 – Governor Umahi by mykeljosef: 5:35am On Apr 19, 2017
this is the major reason i hate Nigerians


we attach sentiment when we should attach sense




we need proper electoral process


we need to learn from USA


months of debates should be held

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Career / Re: Kehinde Durojaiye Creates A ‘jet Car’ That Can Move On Land & Water And Its Out by mykeljosef: 5:02am On Apr 19, 2017
sadly hes a nigerian sadly


I remember the show prototype this

his brain would have been appreciated

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Crime / Re: Corper Shot Dead In Delta By A Masked Man (Photos) by mykeljosef: 5:00am On Apr 19, 2017
smh

life unnecessarily wasted

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Travel / Re: Photographer Captured The Moment A 16ft Crocodile Attacked An Antelope In Kenya by mykeljosef: 4:59am On Apr 19, 2017
explorer thread
plus lala seeing wildlife meat



straight to fp we go

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Politics / Re: We’re Chasing Those Who Stole Our Money, Adeosun Tells World Bank by mykeljosef: 4:56am On Apr 19, 2017
the problem is the Russian roulette stunt you pull after they r found


play the more you look the less you understand with your gullible Zombies

2years no single sentence

pathetic just pathetic

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Theresa May Calls For General Election by mykeljosef: 1:01pm On Apr 18, 2017
to the many idiots above me that refuse to learn from anything


1.uk population is 65.4m i mean look at that......we can see how those who ignore family planning (majorly rural areas) and that religion that suports mass polygamy but painfully the polygamy is more among the poor illiterates of the religion


we can see how the population of Nigeria is a problem ...n see why the "northern elites" keep using that card to their benefit using religion as a brain washing tool





2.. today is april 18 election is planned to hold june 8 ..that's 51 days to plain an election


but here inec will use 4 years n still end up at inconclusive results or no voting materials


n some delusional"optimist" will say Nigeria is getting better

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Technology Market / Re: HP Mini Laptop For Sale (very Neat) by mykeljosef: 2:06am On Apr 18, 2017
its mini 210 right?
Travel / Re: FG Spent N84m Shuttling Passengers Between Kaduna & Abuja In 6 Weeks by mykeljosef: 9:59pm On Apr 17, 2017
seguno2:

Abeg chill and read my post again. I was being sarcastic.


lol

sorry i para



this days i no dey give BMC face oo

abeg no vex

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Travel / Re: FG Spent N84m Shuttling Passengers Between Kaduna & Abuja In 6 Weeks by mykeljosef: 1:08pm On Apr 17, 2017
seguno2:

The system has CHANGEd with APC and Buhari fighting corruption.

kindly stfu if you ignornant n believe as the media present

if you aint have business with the government stfu
Celebrities / Re: Miyonse Kisses Tboss In A Loved Up Moment, 2face Ignores Her Attention by mykeljosef: 4:55am On Apr 17, 2017
foolish bloggers that don't know the difference between kiss n peck

unfortunately it may reqch fp

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Dances & Shakes Her Backside At Glo Mega Music Tour In Awka by mykeljosef: 4:54am On Apr 17, 2017
waris my own

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Travel / Re: Easter Tragedy: 68 Children Die In Suicide Car Bombing by mykeljosef: 4:10am On Apr 17, 2017
pray for aleppo

then pray nigeria dont become aleppo
Travel / Re: FG Spent N84m Shuttling Passengers Between Kaduna & Abuja In 6 Weeks by mykeljosef: 4:04am On Apr 17, 2017
they say 84m

okay now lets multipy it by 2 than add 3m as logistics fee

than 1m for recording purposes

then 6m for miscellaneous

then 20m for maintainance


so roughly 195m


we know how the system works

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Politics / Re: 100 Moments From The Nigeria Boko Haram War, by mykeljosef: 3:53am On Apr 17, 2017
the blood of the victims are on the hands of the northern elders n the sentimental muslims who played politics with this issue in its initial stages
Business / Re: CBN To Increase Dollar Sales To BDC Operators by mykeljosef: 7:44am On Apr 16, 2017
alabi484:

Dem no talk say dem go reduce am nah...216 wasn't OK, maybe 416 will be... grin


its like someone complaining jollof rice n meat was bad



only to produce yellow garri n salt as an alternative

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Religion / Re: How Do We Differentiate Between Discerning Spirit And Selective Gospel? by mykeljosef: 7:33am On Apr 16, 2017
first off the church dont help matters


2ndly with the human evolution most people are accepting wrong things in the name of "humanity" for instance gayism is already creeping into the church n its only a matter of time b4 it becomes a norm



but see the thing is church has been so overrated n hyped by yahooboiz pastors to be that "building" where u go every sunday or werkday

that the Christian has forgotten his/her body is the temple of the most high(the church)



particularly in africa

I think generally we have been programmed as MINIONS

so the constant urge to be controlled or lead has eaten so deep that the "men of god" have become god of men



most people in church as we speak are there for one of 3 Reasons


1.its a status quo (its a tradition)

2..dem go say (fear of being judged)


3.. material needs either looking for prosperity or financial help or going to see that fine babe you only see on sunday


so yes my OP I think selective gospel has become the norm

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Religion / Re: When I See The Blood, I Will Pass Over You - Olamide Obire by mykeljosef: 7:30am On Apr 16, 2017
may the grace of our lord JESUS CHRIST be with you all



on that note I'll like the owner of nairaland to make is COMPULSORY to accept Jesus Christ is your lord and saviour before you can comment on a Christian thread


who agrees with me?

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Religion / Re: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by mykeljosef: 7:30am On Apr 16, 2017
really
Business / Re: CBN To Increase Dollar Sales To BDC Operators by mykeljosef: 7:23am On Apr 16, 2017
ok o



you made good seem like bad

only to make bad seem like worse


APC biggest undoing will always be their heaven on earth promises that lured zombies

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Properties / Re: A Diary Of My 2nd Building Project by mykeljosef: 7:14am On Apr 16, 2017
I just want to comment
Car Talk / Re: Nigeria To Reduce Sulphur Content In Petrol, Diesel And Kerosene Effective July by mykeljosef: 7:10am On Apr 16, 2017
meanwhile somewhere in Edo


biko chief-priest does the move affect us??

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Religion / Meaning of Easter by mykeljosef: 7:03am On Apr 16, 2017
What is Easter??



There is a lot of confusion regarding what Easter Sunday is all about. For some, Easter Sunday is about the Easter Bunny, colorfully decorated Easter eggs, and Easter egg hunts. Most people understand that Easter Sunday has something to do with the resurrection of Jesus, but are confused as to how the resurrection is related to the Easter eggs and the Easter bunny.


Biblically speaking, there is absolutely no connection between the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the common modern traditions related to Easter Sunday. As a background, please read our article on the
origins of Easter . Essentially, what occurred is that in order to make Christianity more attractive to non-Christians, the ancient Roman Catholic Church mixed the celebration of Jesus' resurrection with celebrations that involved spring fertility rituals. These spring fertility rituals are the source of the egg and bunny traditions.



The Bible makes it clear that Jesus was resurrected on the first day of the week, Sunday ( Matthew 28:1 ; Mark 16:2 ,9 ; Luke 24:1 ; John 20:1 , 19 ). Jesus' resurrection is most worthy of being celebrated (see 1 Corinthians 15 ). While it is appropriate for Jesus' resurrection to be celebrated on a Sunday, the day on which Jesus' resurrection is celebrated should not be referred to as Easter. Easter has nothing to do with Jesus' resurrection on a Sunday.


As a result, many Christians feel strongly that the day on which we celebrate Jesus' resurrection should not be referred to as "Easter Sunday." Rather, something like "Resurrection Sunday" would be far more appropriate and biblical. For the Christian, it is unthinkable that we would allow the silliness of Easter eggs and the Easter bunny to be the focus of the day instead of Jesus' resurrection.


By all means, celebrate Christ's resurrection on Easter Sunday. Christ's resurrection is something that should be celebrated every day, not just once a year. At the same time, if we choose to celebrate Easter Sunday, we should not allow the fun and games to distract our attention from what the day should truly be all about—the fact that Jesus was resurrected from the dead, and that His resurrection demonstrates that we can indeed be promised an eternal home in Heaven by receiving Jesus as our Savior.



cc: lalasticlala, mynd44 ,seun

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Crime / Re: How Cellphone Exposed Son Who Stabbed Father To Death by mykeljosef: 6:59am On Apr 16, 2017
chidubem

well m disappointed it isnt the real suspeks

but then lock the animal up n throw the key inside lagoon

Celebrities / Re: Davido Fly Private Jet To Yola With His DMW Crew As He Drinks & Freestyle New So by mykeljosef: 6:57am On Apr 16, 2017
vanida6:
Uhmm last pix iz disgusting sad

typical facial reaction to stupid comments or front-page topics on nairaland

Politics / Re: Senators Angry With Osinbajo For Supporting Magu by mykeljosef: 6:51am On Apr 16, 2017
of coz


corruption is so rampant


APC= PDP


sometimes I remember that guy that said they should do mass burial for our politicians...n i pray for him...n i say amen to his request




God :- Nigerian politicians (read the sign)

Nigerian Politicians :- the popo inna picture



for those whose Brain haven't clicked the "here" represent the masses lives

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Crime / Re: Female Undergraduate Jumps From The Third Floor Of A Building To Escape Rape by mykeljosef: 6:47am On Apr 16, 2017
damn


get well soon


they need to handle that rapist/potential rapist

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Crime / Re: Road Safety Officials Beaten In Anambra By Angry Mob. Photos by mykeljosef: 6:46am On Apr 16, 2017
Nigerians r at their boiling point


it was senator in kaduna

now FRSC here



BMC better go n learn karate

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Career / Re: Female Electrician Climbs A Pole In Her Hijab (Photos) by mykeljosef: 7:02am On Apr 15, 2017
WORLDPEACE:
The hijab stops at her chest. Please, how is it going to trip her?


have your cloth ever hooked on a door knob


or

have your brain ever stopped working




m guessing both answer is yes

n the 2nd one is currently going on RN

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Politics / Re: They've Not Seen Anything Yet, Sanusi Asks Critiques To Wait For His Children by mykeljosef: 7:00am On Apr 15, 2017
the northern old people won't like this




they belong to the palour ,keyshin and de
arza room

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Accent In Interview With UK’s Channel 4, Nigerian Twitter Goes Berserk by mykeljosef: 6:58am On Apr 15, 2017
sounding like a broken record

he's trying to balance British ,white American and Australian accent together

but wetyn consign me

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