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PoliticsRe: Magu Sent Back To Police Custody by Myketuale(m): 11:12am On Jul 08, 2020
this is unbelievable
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Myketuale(m): 8:40pm On Jul 07, 2020
when is the deadline?
PhonesRe: Tecno Pouvoir 4 Specifications And Price by Myketuale(m): 8:25pm On Jul 07, 2020
benhope222:
I already bought the phone some weeks ago
At how much sir?
CrimeRe: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by Myketuale(m): 8:08pm On Jul 07, 2020
shogsman:
Gay prisoners seize the opportunity to attempt rape when you try to retrieve your fallen soap during a bath,obviously you have to bend down to do it .
I bab �
CrimeRe: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by Myketuale(m): 6:01pm On Jul 06, 2020
shogsman:
I've had the opportunity or misfortune to see firsthand how American prison system works having worked in one before and here are the difference.
In the nigerian system you get a bed and share everything with your roommates,but if you have money the sky is your limit,you could make the guards your errand boys and they'd get you everything you need including,I still chat and play pubg with someone in one of the prisons in this Nigeria.
You could get high on whatever you want on a daily basis,you could get a special room for yourself with much more space all you have to do is to grease the right palm.

In the American prison system, the only good thing your money can buy you is devices like torchlight, radio,puzzles from the commissary.
If you have steady income you can get drugs from fellow inmates too.
Bribing guards is almost useless as they can't do anything for you,you don't get any special treatment, you share a 4 by 4 cell with strangers just like everyone else,if you're new then you can't enroll in the PI for sometime so you're stuck with your normal jail routines.
Brace up for racism, cos in there you follow your kind
As a newbie you're at risk of getting stabbed during any gang altercation cos you're an easy target,you'll experience rape especially if you're a fine boy like hushpuppi, don't drop your soap,and if you drop it just leave it there.
This guys should brace up cos their crime was targeted at the country so the guards will try to make their life a living hell and trust me they'll succeed cos they're mostly white and almost half of them are racists.
Once inmates starts learning about who he is,he should get ready for constant jumping cos this mofos are gonna be really pissed at him,unfortunately there aiint gon be many Nigerians there to roll with but eventually he'll get acclimatized with black Americans, I said eventually because even black American inmates are sometimes racists towards Africans.
Lastly this particular prison is very very dangerous.
no be small tin,
hushpuppi don enter one chance.
pls what do u mean by " don't drop your soap?
CrimeRe: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by Myketuale(m): 5:52pm On Jul 06, 2020
TheKingIsHere:
If they do that here, you will hve a high probability of going to jail for doing nothing or not commiting a crime.

Why do you think that there is a lot of black people who did not do anything are in jail?

These private owners make money from them, so any small thing, you re off to jail.
How do private prison owners earn money?
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Tests Negative For Coronavirus by Myketuale(m): 3:50pm On Jul 06, 2020
congratulations
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi's Story Is On Skysports News! by Myketuale(m): 11:37am On Jul 04, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich - (4 - 0) On 1st July 2020 by Myketuale(m): 7:59pm On Jul 01, 2020
Coronavirus84:
Enemy of progress well done
no mind am
SportsRe: Multichoice Mulls Dropping EPL, UEFA Broadcast Rights by Myketuale(m): 2:42pm On Jul 01, 2020
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Best Way To Get A Job Right After NYSC? by Myketuale(m): 12:09pm On Jul 01, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
They are too many but the problem is Nigeria. For instance, in developed countries skills like plumbing, auto mechanics, electricians and all aren't bad skills but in Nigeria people don't have money to pay for your services when you get those skills. Best to acquire skills you can use to work remotely or get a visa sponsorship job.
like which one Sir?
SportsRe: Top 7 Nigerian Flops In English Premier League History by Myketuale(m): 2:01am On Jul 01, 2020
jagorinho:
when will you people stop over hyping EPL, players adaptation to leagues is dependent on many factors and being successful or failing can happen to any player in any league. Henry was a flop in Italy became a legend with arsenal, Mahrez came from lig 2 in France ( ordinary lig 2) he tore the EPL apart, winning the PFA player award, sallah was just above average in Italy , he became a mini god in England, etc so it happens everywhere.
you are right.
But you and I know that if we are to talk about the toughest league in Europe EPL will be the first.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Broken Someone's Heart Before? by Myketuale(m): 9:02pm On Jun 30, 2020
jidamsel43:
No, I have not broken any heart before.

Though, I have many broken relationships but we departed on mutual understanding
I just did same thing recent.
SportsRe: Top 7 Nigerian Flops In English Premier League History by Myketuale(m): 8:59pm On Jun 30, 2020
rowland545:
What of ighalo....man u fans will kill me for this grin
this table wey u dey shake.....
SportsRe: Top 7 Nigerian Flops In English Premier League History by Myketuale(m): 8:59pm On Jun 30, 2020
EPL is not for everybody.
check the likes of.memphis n di Maria when they came to man United. But when they left to another club they both performed well.
EPL na mad league oo
That does not mean they are not good players.
CelebritiesRe: Ighalo Sends DJ Cuppy Signed Man U Jersey, Writes "My DJ Cuppy" by Myketuale(m): 8:42pm On Jun 30, 2020
Great100000:
That is great, but still Up Chelsea. I gbadun you Ighalo because you are our own (Nigerian) but meet you at Wembley Stadium....
Wembley go red.
we go show una say we be the red devil.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester United - (0 - 3) On 30th June 2020 by Myketuale(m): 8:38pm On Jun 30, 2020
gooooooaaaaallll by greenwood
TravelRe: New Images From Kaduna Urban Renewal Project by Myketuale(m): 8:23pm On Jun 30, 2020
Let's make kaduna great again. Good job Mr Governor
CelebritiesRe: Jidekene Achufusi Covers Tushmagazine Issue 27 by Myketuale(m): 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2020
JeffreyOraz:
Like me, i love reading hardcopy or on button phones
am telling you,
CelebritiesRe: Jidekene Achufusi Covers Tushmagazine Issue 27 by Myketuale(m): 2:44pm On Jun 30, 2020
BlackfireX:
Who is namesey noa ??
Google is your friend bro.
CelebritiesRe: Jidekene Achufusi Covers Tushmagazine Issue 27 by Myketuale(m): 2:40pm On Jun 30, 2020
Angelfrost:
Same thoughts here... I wonder how newspapers are faring as well, in this age of internet, social media, and online publications.
you think is everyone that carries a smartphone knows how to operate it.
and again some still love reading a hardcopy.
CelebritiesRe: Jidekene Achufusi Covers Tushmagazine Issue 27 by Myketuale(m): 2:36pm On Jun 30, 2020
BlackfireX:
Living in bondage .... Which film is that and what year??
produced by Ramsey Noah, it's a 2019 movie.
CelebritiesRe: Jidekene Achufusi Covers Tushmagazine Issue 27 by Myketuale(m): 2:35pm On Jun 30, 2020
SportsRe: Odion Ighalo Usurps Zlatan Ibrahimovic To Equal 95-year Man Utd Record by Myketuale(m): 11:54am On Jun 30, 2020
TheCvBank:
Real glad for Ighalo, fufilling his childhood dreams in his 30s. Who would've thought he'll land a spell in old Trafford from the Chinese league. Nothing really is impossible.



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HealthRe: Lady Dies After Posting "If I Die During Lockdown No Need For Autopsy" by Myketuale(m): 11:39am On Jun 30, 2020
linearity:
Bros take a chill pile....

About 150,000 people died today world wide....more 90% of them were positive in their confessions and never wished to died.

The words from their mouth, their thoughts, etc was to live, but they still end up dead!

Now, if 90% who were positive end up dying, and only 10% who were negative died....by every scientific measures....it means, one stands the chance of survival if they are negative.

Am not in anyway saying that, been negative somehow makes one not to suddenly pass...am only bringing in stats to let you know that, the data did not back your conclusion....they even appear to contradict them.
in everything you do in life just be optimistic.
PhonesRe: India Bans 59 Chinese Mobile Apps (Full List) by Myketuale(m): 11:27am On Jun 30, 2020
Topmaike007:
Same way Facebook will be in number 1 if we start analysing the western app too
you are right Sir
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her New Billionaire Status With Kanye West (Photos) by Myketuale(m): 11:16am On Jun 30, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Yesterdays paper

But ehm let me follow the theme of advising wives even tho we that are advising most of us never get wife

Don't make your marriage boring, don't be a liability, your hole is not a commodity or asset Una two suppose enjoy the thing, when you make men spend money to get that thing you teach that it is food they can buy from any vendor any day you no open shop dem go find another eatery or mama put go chop.

So in conclusion; I don't even know where I'm driving to its seems fuel have finish in this motor

I done top up fuel for black market

Oya when your boo see another bae he will say no this girl I no sure say she fit do my the way my boo they do me, her food nor fit sweet reach the way my bae food they sweet. so he will wait for you to open shop before he eat las las

But if you resemble 'god forbid' keep yourself anyhow sake of say you done catch big fish, you don marry, that big fish go break your net swim comot.
love this shit.
I pray they heed to this.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her New Billionaire Status With Kanye West (Photos) by Myketuale(m): 11:12am On Jun 30, 2020
tarantino1:
Paper billionaires, all of them from Jayz to Ye to Kim to Kylie.


Anyway, Kanye still remains the most celebrated Hip Hop artist of all time with a record number of 21 Grammy Awards second only to Jayz's 22 and critically acclaimed back to back albums with songs like through the wire, Jesus Walks, All falls down, Can't tell me nothing, Bring me Down, Heartless, Golddigger, Runaway.

Kanye na legend abeg
Undisputed
PhonesRe: India Bans 59 Chinese Mobile Apps (Full List) by Myketuale(m): 10:36am On Jun 30, 2020
miracle4:
As tensions along the border continue, the Government of India has decided to ban Chinese apps diverting data and those with privacy issues.

Government has announced a ban on 59 such Chinese apps, including Tik Tok. Government has decided to disallow the usage of these apps both in mobile and non-mobile Internet-enabled devices.

A government press release announcing the ban stated: "The Ministry of Information Technology, invoking it’s power under section 69A of the Information Technology Act read with the relevant provisions of the Information Technology (Procedure and Safeguards for Blocking of Access of Information by Public) Rules 2009 and in view of the emergent nature of threats has decided to block 59 apps since in view of information available they are engaged in activities which is prejudicial to sovereignty and integrity of India, defence of India, security of state and public order".

The press release further said that the Ministry of Information Technology has received "many representations raising concerns from citizens regarding security of data and risk to privacy relating to operation of certain apps".

"The Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT-IN) has also received many representations from citizens regarding security of data and breach of privacy impacting upon public order issues," the press release mentioned.

It further says that the move to ban these Chinese apps move will "safeguard the interests of crores of Indian mobile and internet users". This decision is a targeted move to ensure safety and sovereignty of Indian cyberspace, it said.

Earlier this month, data from the Finland-based mobile-ranking platform, AppFollow, indicated that applications like TikTok have borne the brunt of Indian anger over Ladakh tensions.


The popular short-form video app was ranked 5 in top-ten free applications on Apple’s platform in India before the May 5 scuffle between Indian and Chinese troops.

A month later, TikTok slipped down to number 10 on App Store.

Among Android users, the same Chinese application dropped from number 3 to number 5 in India ranking.

But it still remained on the list of top-ten popular apps in India.

Popular among youngsters, TikTok has the maximum number of users in India, followed by China and the US.

TikTok crossed the 2 billion mark soon after surpassing the 1.5 billion mark in the first quarter of 2020. Out of the 2 billion, India turned out to be the biggest driver with over 611 million downloads.

According to the report by Sensor Tower, TikTok’s surge in popularity was due to the coronavirus pandemic. People found TikTok to be most entertaining and engaging in quarantine.

Here's a list of the apps that have been banned by the government:

TikTok Shareit Kwai UC Browser Baidu map Shein Clash of Kings DU battery saver Helo Likee YouCam makeup Mi Community CM Browers Virus Cleaner APUS Browser ROMWE Club Factory Newsdog Beutry Plus WeChat UC News QQ Mail Weibo Xender QQ Music QQ Newsfeed Bigo Live SelfieCity Mail Master Parallel Space Mi Video Call Xiaomi WeSync ES File Explorer Viva Video QU Video Inc Meitu Vigo Video New Video Status DU Recorder Vault- Hide Cache Cleaner DU App studio DU Cleaner DU Browser Hago Play With New Friends Cam Scanner Clean Master Cheetah Mobile Wonder Camera Photo Wonder QQ Player We Meet Sweet Selfie Baidu Translate Vmate QQ International QQ Security Center QQ Launcher U Video V fly Status Video Mobile Legends DU Privacy

Source
I Know tik Tok will be no 1 on d list.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 5 Starts July 19th, 2020 by Myketuale(m): 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2020
Glorified nonsense
FamilyRe: At What Age Should An Adult Leave Their Parents’ House? by Myketuale(m): 8:46am On Jun 27, 2020
bukatyne:
What does strong independent women mean?
those that can that can stand on their own without depending on anyone.
FamilyRe: At What Age Should An Adult Leave Their Parents’ House? by Myketuale(m): 8:20pm On Jun 26, 2020
Topup7:
Am still with my parent though, 28years still serving(nysc)...but seriously no plans of going back to my parent my life start d day i left home for service. So help me God. cool
I like your determination.�

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