Chaaaii... N dey keep disgracing Nigeria. Infact..Em moving to China.

Kwara is @ d north-central zone..don't know if it could be called Yoruba land tho cuz there are lotta Hausas and Fulanis aswell.


Anyways..#Proudly Kwara Yoruba abbi #Proudly Northern Yoruba

Ojestas:
I knew it...the rate at which olokadas wear chelsea jersey is something else. Chelsea must appreciate if they dont want to be ingrate.

Lol..abbi oo. We are alwayz Loyal fah.


#teamChelsea La Awesome.

Freest:

Pls wake up oh, or 'Want to wake up' oooh... We still need u on planet earth.

Lol..so I'm using NL from planet pluto abbi

Freest:

Pls wake up oh, or 'Want to wake up' oooh... We still need u on planet earth.

Lol..so I'm using NL from planet pluto abbu

Freest:

Then oga must be proud to have u in his life... Sha tk good care of him huh!!!
And by the way, goodmrn and trust u slept well

Lol. YeAa..He feels blessed too .


GoodMorning..Sure, I slept like a baby and didn't wantu wake up

Freest:

Lol... Are you sure
Oya tell me the truth i wont tell nobody #Opens ear#

.. *whispers* I'm very Sure

JoeCutie:
Ehn, now you're talking. Good girl.

E sim Anambra? Ama m na isi be T. A. Orji okwa ya?

E-e .

Bikoh, don't reply me anymore..We aff derail the thread mush .

JoeCutie:
Oh, "Why are you always jealous"... Is that what you were writing Arabic for me? Just kowtow lemme teach you Igbo. Beg me & I'd do it for you free of charge.

Again, I have never & can never be jealous of anything.

Lol.. .

I don't mind o...Oya,Bikoh. Olee ebe i si?

According to the Post.........










I Love My Man

JoeCutie:
I swear to God, I don't understand anything you said, pls is that Asian Igbo?


Please, dear, let me know what you were saying in English.
BTW, your teeth looks that painted house!

Lol.. Chinese igbo ni..

It means "why are you always jealous??"..Lol.

My maternal Grandma....She died in 2008,when I was 10 ...
I used to go for vacation @ her place every term..she would tell evryone I was her daughter..take me out to her church, friends, market. She even took me to Covenant uni cuz she was a staff. Even @ 10,she taught me to knit, I was her first grandchild so d love was special. She used to make Simbi hairstyle for me cuz that was my fave

One day, she wanted to relax my hair buh I was in a bad mood..so I didn't wantu, she forced n I was like " You aint my Mum..I don't even like U..I wantu go home oo" . She didn't beat me tho..she bent my neck and relaxed it.
After making d hair..I was jaz parading d whole house, showing everybody my new hair. She jaz smiled and said " You don't like me oo yet you're making yanga with the hair I made for you" . Don't know if I apologized tho buh that was my last vacation @ her place.


When she died @ d village after she had partial stroke, I didn't feel anything @ first until I realized that she was truly GONE, Forever. . God Bless her Soul .

When I lost my 2go friend in Nov,2013....It was so painful too..He was my crush..he liked me too,he even asked me out the very week he got drown @ d beach and died with his bestie...They were jaz 17yrz old n were about to sit for d 2014 wassce. He lived in the same area with me buh we never saw each other. . It was really painful.


I cherish all d Moments I had with dem so Mush

JoeCutie:
See ya teeth.


Wait, have you brushed today?
Ummm...you chop Palm Nut abi na so your teeth be?

As white as snow shey? I know


Chaaaii... Mere naa gii mgbe dum keanya ukwu? .

JoeCutie:
Who's jealous... Me? Lmao. In your dream abi? :-D

No dearie, I'm not. There's no reason to be.

JoeCutie:
What?!
Waist gini? For your mind...

Wetin you be: mammy water abi Asian goddess?
Lemme catch you now...

.

Yaa just jealous

JoeCutie:
Lollz. Whaz that?!


Yellow pawpaw ke? No be only yellow pawpaw, ma blue pineapple.
I'm not yellow oh, I'm not even fair, I'm dark. A friend of mine edited that my pic & then forced me to like it. If you see me for real life, I wowoh no be small oh.

. Hahahahahahah...Oya..take heart Bruh

JoeCutie:
Well, all I know is that women wear all sorts of thangs in the name of hairs. When I look at some, I just smile & secretly pity them. *In Timaya's voice*, they don know!


How long is your hair? As long as Diana Ross'?
If I had completed it, you would still have not done anything. Onwero ife i ga-eme.

.


Uhhhhmmm..don't really know ,Maybe waist length sha . Rick Ross ni..Lol.

JoeCutie:
IKR!



Fine babe like you couldn't bathe until noon?
Well, same here sha... Couldn't bathe all day.
Morning.

Ewwwww!

Seriously
Yellow pawpaw like you?....
GM.

JoeCutie:
So cos you don't wear those Brazilian hair, they're now goat, horse hair abi? Chai, this is early morning wickedness.



And you do the feathers style? No wonder you look like a....

LWKM...True talk naa..There was even a topic here about those weave-ons being goat,horse hair et al.


Lol. It's not the fowl feathers oo...it's my hair in long straight braids. ..Thank Chi you didn't complete the sentence! Could have just.......

Yes,Gladly. I don't even wear those Brazillian ,goat,horse or whatever hair.

Jaz dat my hair is xoxo long. I do the feathers style .

TijaniShakiru:
. Bro am not a muslim

hehe...It is well.

JoeCutie:
Is that how that fine boy speaks?


How was your day?

Guuguu is your friend bruh .

Cold much..Couldn't bathe until noon #Harmattan tinz

Phyno? Makaginni? With his K-leg?

He's cute tho buh not the cutest...

I love dark-skinned guyz, so I'll pick IceyPrincey#IMO tho.














I love Phyno's Eyes tho.

zleemshaddy:
na dat no 2 dey vex person, imagine a woman with 6 kids n only wants to pay for 2, am lyk WTF n suddenly d woman wil begin to look @ u sitting next to her, emmmmmm broda plz help me lap one of them, oya junior make broda carry u

cbrass:


yes oo, i just gave your pics a like now

Ehn ehn..Oya coman take #50 for dat

Begonia:


Hehehe.. I'm glad oo

Thanks for your concern Sis..

JoeCutie:
Isn't that you on your profile pinshure?


Yes, don't get fat. You'd cease from being my friend.

Yes..It is I !! **in DJ exclusive'z voice**

...very funny. Noted tho

Begonia:


Babe, is that your address in your profile
Did you seriously put your address on a public forum

Hehehe..with all tis serial killers around? That's not moi address oo . Waz only trying to make a joke .

JoeCutie:
You're not 18 yet? Idonbliv it.


And I don't want you to be that curvy. It's too cumbersome for one person.

Why ?

Abbi oo.

JoeCutie:
She's really real-fake.

I know you're jealous... Eeyah.

buhehehehehe..Jealous keh??

I'm not 18 yet..Still growing, so I still gt hope
I don't want to be tis curvy tho

Is she really real or really fake?
I hope our Toolz is on d list tho.


I wonder how she's going to look when pregnant tho...

Reiyvinn:


or could be hunger, or them wanting to try out new diet. Perhaps, to them GEJ looks yummy

Lol. Let his Faithful Disciples come back from Church and Catch You .