Reiyvinn:


or could be hunger, or them wanting to try out new diet. Perhaps, to them GEJ looks yummy

Lol. Let his disciples come back from church and catch U...buh criozly..Goats don't eat Papers nau...

Abstain from Pre-marital Sex.........They Won't listen
Practice Safe Sex.......... Mbanuu...

Then.they will complain about the pregnancy/baby being a burden or sorrow like they didn't invite it to their life themselves.

She could have jaz given up the baby for adoption...
She doesn't worth being called a mother sef......


LORD..Have Mercy.

Aprime:
Are these girls, right to be scared of Santa?

Lol..I don't blame dos girlies oo.. I would do the same...buh das a typical Naija father Christmas .

One more reason to be very Prayerful....





LORD..have Mercy..

Don't know if this is to encourage or disgrace the kiddo shaa..

Some parents are never satisfied with their child's performance...you do well,they say there's no competition or the class population is low. Fail n you will be d dumbest child dey have.

I wasn't very bright in my early days tho..I bagged top positions from the back..like 9th of 12...12th of 12...d best postion was 5th of 12....... ..I never got flogged tho cuz I was jaz a kid. I took first position in basic 3 for the time n it was d best day..I gt a special dinner that night .
I was 4th d next term n that was a day to remember..I got flogged ehh...n I served punishment for hours..

I bounced back to my 1st position n the twin bruvas who used to be the 1st n 2nd got shifted to 2nd n 3rd..They later left the school n I had 1st position from that term till ss1 2nd term when i started taking 2nd position till I gt out of sch :') buh my percentage was still kinda good :').

I always gt 'welldone' 'work harder' 'stay focused''thanks for making me proud' and lotta smiles n hugs....Had I gotten sometin like this I might be in Harvard Uni on scholarship now .

.....

"That uncle must die" buh God said we should pray for our enemies to repent n not to die nau.

"Night of Champions" Now that's an awesome strategy to gt crowd esp the chelsea fans

" I smell America" ...the man must be a Nairalander cuz that's how they love to smell tinz....

From the posters, one can easily guess that they aint real..They're probably jaz into the money,crowd and fame in the ministry..That's why they use "Captivating Theme"

LORD..have Mercy

seunlayi:
for you to overcome posters like the ones above, come and experience the dawn of a new era through God transformation, be free from all bondage and all yoke of sin.

The poster aint so visible.. Tell me more about it plz..

cbrass:


This your post funny like kilode

Possible situations:
1. Konji held him Badly
2. D mad woman was too sexy
3. Ritualist
4. She seduced him
5. They are lovers

How come d woman held her wrapper against her bosoms in d second pix...she dey shame?? .

LORD..have Mercy!!

Kinni Rev. Mbaka Nbaaka bayii ? ??

Spiritual drama ke ...Spiritual soap opera nko??
He's probably getting paid by the two parties and the highest bidder gets his support for the month....
He's also enjoying the attention he'z getting from the media..#Maybe....

I hope he doesn't blaspheme the Holy Spirit in d name of Politics sha......

Chaii...Its confusin oo

Is it 31 or 6....**Scratches head**


Ok.. 31!!

Lol....Eleyi gidi gan o.
Good for those guys who only chase after miss fine face

#TeamNatural ejur

She's cute...

Buh her Mom is Beautiful

Hehe...We gt some Nigerian-Philipino kids in my compound....you know how half-castes look nau. So one day, my dark skinned 4-year-old cousin stared @ tis kids and he asked his Mom :
"Mommy,why am I not yellow like Favor and Blessed? You don't bathe me very well that's why"

The mother jaz laughed and didn't reply him to avoid more questions.....

Kids are very funny oo..some are even better than our so-called comedians....

What about the Noisemakers/Commentators..
They be like:
"Yeeeh! Papa johnbull don give akpos blow oo..blood don dey comot from hin mouth oo"
"He don carry am oo..chineke!! Na ground e dey go so o"

They see it as an entertainment n when d fight ends some will say " Tha fight sweet sha..e don tay wey I see people fight o.

3DCYCLOPS:
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight...







THE COACHES
They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions...

'egbon oya give am upper cut'


And after the fight their candidate loses..you hear them saying 'ogbeni i tell you make you give upper cut..you go dey blow he chest'

LWKM...Those are my favourites

Awwwwh..Congratz Bruh! .
And someone will say that nigerian students are dull oo.
I'm waiting for a Nairaland Medicine/Engineering/Law student that would graduate with same gp or more and 10 or more awards too .

All d Best iPray.

I think most girls love pink cuz its cool I.e Neither flashy nor dull.
And its safe too...No special meaning or use, as red means danger and black means mourning.

Its not my fav colour tho.. don't even have any .

O LORD..tis is jaz not good. I so much pray the girl recovers tho . Then we can know d truth about errytin.

Wah was she doing with a guy in an uncompleted building by that time of the night sef?

May God'z protection always be with US IJN.

Yusphull:


You r 2gbasky jawe...

Oya " please send me credit" ... *** In MTN voice****

. Lol..Oya send ur account number

Yusphull:


Yeah... ***winks**

I think you should be different but who knows perhaps u r jus forming for here... . #jus kidding#

But on a more serious note some girls are very generous n reciprocative in nature because some have sent me recharge cards when they sense am running out card coz wen am loaded I call like say na my papa get MTN .....

Yeeaalz keh. I'm different.
Some girls are nice or it's s cuz you are probly truly yusphull.

Yusphull:


Modified @ bolded..... Dont mind some girls jawe its because its in their blood and they can't go a whole without begging for one thing or the other even from their female counterparts starting from Lip-gloss, Powder, Earring and the worst part some they beg for cloth... smh

Ohh..You mean Fraudster?? . Abbi ooo...N its a shame.

ebukasoso:


Contradicting Yes.. But That's A Real Black Woman.. She Try Joor As She No Even Bleach

Piuuu..I don't like that kinda black oo.

Yeeeaalz..Black is bewtiful. Don't try to bleach ur skin Buh d 4th pix is contradicting the topic oo..LOL.

#TeamBrownSkin ejur!!

Last year,I hooked up my male bestie wid a female friend..n d next day he came to my house..he said"Sis,dat ur friend sha" Me was like"She'z cool abbi?" Then he showed me their chat. The girl said :

"Lekan,you know what?? I borrowed #200 airtime from Mtn n same amount from airtel n I don't even know how to return it now" . Lekan being a nice guy n OBO sent her airtime pins.

Was suprised she asked for airtime within 24hrs of meeting d guy n she would tell us that she doesn't know how ask for things from guys oo. Some girls shaa m

I hardly ask for airtime from boys tho buh when I do,I use: "Can you help me with #100 airtime pls,Need it urgently" n if he agrees, I add " Thanks,But I don't mind if d amount is more dan dat tho" .

Its cool to ask for lil favours tho but some girls are jaz potential frauds!!

I don't even know ehh .

Wait oo..Patoranking has a son of that age/height? How old is Pato sef!

Really wish Boluwatife was as cute as his dad buh d kid looks jaz like his Mom.

Jamal Toluwalashe Zamani ejuurrrr!! He's a real cuttie.

I love that kid jaz as I love his Dad.

Others........dem try too sha.

Like chris brown sang" Who said you can't find love in the club?"

So..Who said you can't find true love on NL aswell.

I can date a NL guy tho. #When love happens....you 4get where you met sef.

Awwww...I lov this!! Its not about how many girls can do it buh how many nigerians can.

I can do it tho buh you know some nigerians and dia mentality..they see you doing this,they say you wantu use d person for Money ritual..then you might end up being burnt to death or in d police station.

Read it in d papers where a guy was beaten to coma cause he helped a child cross the road...they said he was a kidnapper..

Yorubas would say "Ore shoro shey"......

Awwww...I lov this!! Its not about if how many girls can do it buh how many nigerians can.

I can do it tho buh you know some nigerians and dia mentality..they see you doing this,they say you wantu use d person for Money ritual..then you might end up being burnt to death or in d police station.

Read it in d papers where a guy was beaten to coma cause he helped a child cross the road...they said he was a kidnapper..

Yorubas would say "Ore shoro shey"......

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[i][font=serif]Stop to dey lie

You can't tell me you haven't displayed any of the listed points to a guy you are into on social media. Lol. Oya lemie say the truth.....




I Have tho but not in all cases shaa