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AjaraEwuro: Exactly bro, me and you cant be on the same level. Thank God your recognised that. Been round the globe much more than you have, I am very sure of that, so, your statement that I am jealous because someone posts pictures of his trip abroad is nothing but mucus. Been round the globe and maybe that's why I wonder why he is posting the pictures. Now, get a sand paper and wipe your butt hole.

see this ppl wey dey wangling around the globe committing crime here and there in the name of traveling.frm one prison to other. Make una stop this fghtin jarii

vivacious vivi: I am sorry but all you catholics that are here trying to justify why a bunch of old bone fragments should be displayed and worshiped need to be have a serious rethink about their faith. I was born catholic like so many others here in my generation so I am not speaking as a "hater" bust someone who saw through the misguided doctrines of the catholic church and got saved. Virgin Mary, St. Peter and all the "saints" wont save you but the Lord Jesus Christ and He alone. Its never to late.

we dn hear live us alone.but T.b joshua picture save ur burning house other day

Ajibam: 1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God, and there is one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus,

is this not in the catholic bible?
for your good information, i go to God himself through prayers not through mary or peter or one saint...
he asked us to ask his name not Mary's name

hehehe. If u say so, wht can u say abt ppl tht takes muoka, adeboye, t.b joshua etc as God and wen to them for prayers. Live mater 4 mathias

ayoku777: There is no scriptural reference to this 'revelation'. That Paul and Peter are praying for us. Its a man-made doctrine.

everytin is not in bible some are remove. Go and read abt translation of bible and co, u will see that catholics are the orignator of bible, whenever i see ppl talking tht catholic dnt read bible i laugh

ayoku777: The dead can't pray for you. Only Christ can pray for you. Not only is He the risen Christ, He is also the ONLY mediator between God and man. 1Tim 2v5 -For there is one God, and ONE MEDIATOR between God and men, the man CHRIST JESUS.

God bless.

see this one. But u do go to man of god 4 him to pray for u.st peter is in heaven he can pray for someone pls. Hw can u say robsh outof hatred.

omiobo: I was born in lagos. Though maybe stressful but it is a place where those were not born with silver spoon are now eating with silver spoon. Lagos moulds man into real man. Forget all negative statements you have heard about Lagos. Come to Lagos and change your destiny for life. Don't let anyone deceive,it maybe your canaan land as it has been for many. If you want to come,my advice for you;
1. Obey the law
2. Keep away from bad friends
3. If possible don't stay outside late
4. Always be mentally alert
5. Stay away from alcohol,smoking and olosho

lagos is only city u will see person that made sales of 50k a day and spent it on drinks and women thesame day,and the persons capital is not upto 300k lmaooo. Apart from overcrowd and hell like stress there, Money dey there but na work and chop them dey practice, owambe .achievement is not in there dictionary.

Stress reduce lifespan, so lagosians are liable to die young. BRT or BRF whatever u calld him, policies is to fostrate other tribes living in lagos, but in other way round yoruba are at receiving end the way i am seeing it, bc for igbos even if lagos turn to hell they wldnt live, bc the way gov increase tax is equally the way they increases their goods and services even their house rent bc they own many houses in lagos and also fashola will equally buy from them.

teejan: @ the octopus, demographics has shown that Goodluck cannot win in 2015, he has Polarized the PDP, he has created more enemies, in 2015 the North wont vote for him, the South West wont, how much of votes can he muster from SE or SS even with APC eating into states like Anambra...well it would only take time for Scales to fall from his eyes...Fresh air 2015!

lolz see calculation, apc may win some state gov sit but nt presidnt.cant u see tht ehioya or whteva u call hm is crying bc npdp cant do witout supporting gej, gej is only moving train. Amaechi said he wil conslt gej b4 moving to any robish part hehehe. They knw that apc will lead thm no were. Apc will pick core hausa as canddnt wch northcentre, SE, SS and some SW will not vote for thm. Rather vote for gej

Professor Peter: i tire! Some Nigerian graduates are looking for keke to drive. Check the histories of great men n women, they started from nothing. That guy is a great transporter in few years to come

exactly, G.U.O motors started from motor park work to his level now. Last time i checked he offer kidnpas 1billion instead of 100m. Who knws tomrw.

ccollins: What you are saying is arrant nonsense. Bring proofs to back this up except you are a college drop out can this degrading condition happen. In industrialised nations of the world where unemployment is very low,except you are not serious,you can never drive a taxi

wht we re saying is that some naija graduates use to do such job overseas. Some are cleaners over there. So wht are we talking

simpleseyi: Mr man, pray that this happen to you if you are convinced it is a sign of prosperity. Only in jonathan's government, PhD holders are driving Dangote trucks, Masters degree holders are banks and eateries' security men, Bachelor degree holders are bus conductors, kidnappers and pipeline vandals.

If as a graduate, I have to choose btw driving Keke naped, pipeline vandalism, armed robbery, kidnapping and yahoo yahoo. I think I will choose either pipeline vandalism or yahoo yahoo.

why must we call gej name in everytin,all this startd rght frm gowon regim to orishiehu obasanjo(1976) dwn to ibb, if this ppl set standrd that time we 4 dey enjoy nw. So dnt blame gej now.

goldenspoon: nawa oo wetin concern me jore..

hw e go concern u,bc wetin concern boko haram wit ASUU strike. Notin concern madman wit banking ofcus

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]If you can come to Port Harcourt Oil Mill market, off Eleme junction via East-West road from Benin city, you will get a direct bus to Calabar.

Hope this will help.[/color]

no no from lagos to ph then to calabar too far. Entta calabar frm lagos direct abc, chisco etc. If u re going frm ondo drop at ontsha ask of buses to cal

1st.deolaw:
Please guys I need your advice and information.
I am a young man planning on relocating to Abuja from Lagos. I am still trying to be upright financially (not financially strong. Main reason for my relocation).
I would like to know:
1. The cost of renting a self-contained apartment (small size o).
2. How high food stuffs are.
3. Cost of transportation around town.
4. Secuirity strenght .
Thank you as your help a brother/son

for me is like from fire to friying pan. U can still try.hmm but i tink abj is far beter than lag. I pity lag ppl, if God gv u 80yrs to live on earth and u re in lagos the pson wil die @50 due to stress. Lagosians are liable to die young acording to report

wescoBaba: Good evening everybody,pls I need your help on how to get to calabar,have not being to that state before and am planing to go there,even stay there to watch super Eagle game against Ethiopia on Saturday,am currenty in ondo state,how much is T-fee from lagos,akure,benin to calabar? which transport company is good for the state and how many hour jounery.
Also how mush is accommodation there for an average nigerian like student and pls recommend names of hotel.thanks alot

take ABC transport from lagos to calabar direct, distance 10hrs-12hrs. if u re going from ondo drop at onitsha then enter calabar from there, for accommodation keep like 5k-10k depends on ur levels.hotels are uncountable in cal,

Wetin concern Boko_haram wit
ASUU strike....abeg como me here.

Paroman: Funny facts about Bill Gates
1. Bill Gates earns US$250
every SECOND, that’s about US$
20 Million a DAY and US$7.8
Billion a YEAR!
2. If he drops a thousand
dollars, he won’t even bother
to pick it up because during
the 4 seconds he picks it, he
would’ve already earned it
back.
3. The US national debt is
about 5.62 trillion dollars, if Bill
Gates were to pay the debt by
himself; he will finish it in less
then 10 years.
4. He can donate US$15 to
everyone on earth but still be
left with US$5 Million for his
pocket money.
5. Floyd Mayweather is the
highest paid athlete in US. If
he doesn’t drink and eat, and
keeps up his annual income
i.e. US$60 Million, he’ll have to
wait for 277 years to become
as rich as Bill Gates is now.
6. If Bill Gates was a country,
he would be the 37th richest
country on earth.
7. If you change all of Bill
Gate’s money to US$1 notes ,
you can make a road from the
earth to moon, 14 times back
and forth.But you have to
make that road non-stop for
1,400 years, and use a total of
713 BOEING 747 planes to
transport all the money.
8. Bill Gates is 58 this year. If
we assume that he will live for
another 20 years, he has to
spend US$7.28 Million per day
to finish all his money before
he goes to heaven.
9. If Microsoft Windows’ users
can claim US$1 for every time
their computers hang because
of Microsoft Windows, Bill
Gates will be bankrupt in 3
years

If Microsoft Windows’ users
can claim US$1 for every time
their computers hang because
of Microsoft Windows, Bill
Gates will be bankrupt in 3
years. Can u see that the end of his money is too short, just 3yrs bwwhahah. This is a lession to us. Dnt bragg wit papercuts

Chiidi: I no read sha...

But GUO boss must be my father-in-law,

dats what my pastor told me!.

hv u see it, hv u seen hw so called living church pastors are leading their members astray. Chai.

CyberG: I am in cloud-9 boulevard, off Aso Rock heaven! Am I a learner But seriously, I want the real story, full gist! Any takers

no not aso rock, off kuje prison

Some times bill gate help na satanic one. Tomrw he wil say if 9ja no support abortion or gay marrage he wil withdraw hs aid

Etumgbe: where is my dad na?

he dey toilet

jara: Well, it could be a good idea if everyone is accepted but channeled into various disciplines according to their abilities. Some of the late bloomers will have the opportunity to return to serious academic field. It is a mistake to intentionally create hoodlums that will come back and hunt us. School itself is a way to teach kids how to behave into adulthood. It is not a favor, it is a way to steer children away from bad behavior.

pls educate them. If u drop them nxt 20yrs they wil turn to boko haram, kdpas, alaye name thm. If lagos gov will train thm frm nursery to primary, i dnt tnk they wl fail entrance exam in sec schl. the only Problem we hv in this country is poor educational background, later they will espect students to do magic in university.

gluv01: They both look like a great couple. Billionaire couple, money marry money . That's why I'm still waiting for Dangote's son to propose

alucination. Were the guy go see u @ ur mama kicken or @ oxford university.

wait let me call smdby to open the type of church u want based on ur recommendtns. Thats hw those churchs they re mentiond for u tk open like chris embassy and others pestcostal take start.na so person call say i wan church wey no dey cover hair, dey wear trowser etc, pastor chris open. Then another person say she want church wey dey wear epron as shirt chosen open and so on. Kul dwn i wil call one pastor to open church of ur type ok.

Gombs: Don't mind them....later they say only today Pastors has body guards and that Jesus didnt (and I ask them why was peter, james and john always with him? Na dem holy pass or na dem get sense pass? Why was peter with a sword?Was he a butcher or sumarai or agbero?)..but they don't know the pope has SPECIAL ARMED FORCE TRAINED IN SWITZERLAND. ..his is not even a normal body guard, it is a military...

Folks surprise me with their ignorance sha.....and hey! I am not criticizing the pope of romam Catholic s

there is a diff btw God protection and gateman, army, police,bordguard protection. Catholics belief tht there is a diff.but sme men of god get it tiwnstd by telling their memebers tht God is only protector, we knw but we still need humanbeing for may protectn,bc God may prtct u trgh the guards .if nt let pope or any general overseer walker only hm mk kidnpas or boko haram cach am.

Joagbaje: Firstly a pastor or christian can heal the sick or cast out devils . It's a command Ftom God.

See the instruction Jesus gave.

Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils:freely ye have received, freely give.

Did the pope cast out the devil ?

Bring the man over to Nigeria and see how the devils get cast out by the ministers you are criticizing .



That's catholic style . Laying empty hands on empty head it's not bible.

Besides pastors do lay hands on sick . Except if they are many. You heal the sick by laying hands and you drive out devils by command . It's not every sick case that requires hand laying . Jesus didn't lay hands on every body.

I don't have any problem if you pope is busy taking photos with leepers , that's his business . But don't use is to judge others because that's not Jesus command . HEAL THE SICK , CAST OUT DEVILS.



Does your pope fly commercial plane? They even have to custom build a special bullet proof car for him, what's the name again? Popecade or something . Whatever.

I don't have problem with your rejoicing over public photograph . It's good pope packaging . But if you want to criticise others by using your photograph as standard for Christianity Think twice . Ministers do touch when such need arise but it's a touch for cure.

ee the instruction Jesus gave.
Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the
dead, cast out devils:freely ye have
received, freely give. pay to receive,. hehehe. Who gives freely now, this so called living church pastors dey mk me laugh. They dn turn matthew 10:8 upside dwn hehehe.

horchukoh: And you wonder why Nigeria is not moving forward smh.

where this niger or chad man come from. I no blem u, if our border is strong slowpoke lk u no fit enter as boko haram u be.jtf wil cach u one day.

gratieao: LETS REASON THIS TOGETHER MY PEOPLE.

This fraud in Oyo State is actually 18 times more in value than Stella’s.

The Oduwduwa Republic fraud committed by the Oyo country is actually 18

times higher in value than Stella’s BMW.

Stella’s BMW = $1.6m (N256m ONLY)

Oyo Pension fraud = N5.6 billion naira

But N256m x 18 = 5.6 billion

So, if people in Oyo stole 18 times more, why did it not generate noise? How

many of those who were writing articles from left, right & centre

concerning Stella had the courage & sincerity of purpose to write about the

Pension fraud in Oyo? If you investigate, you will discover than many of them

might not have even heard about it until today.

So it is in our continent Nigeria. That you are a thief depends on where you

come from. Period. This is the simple fact.

N5.6bn stolen by these idiots covering their faces & people did not

write articles.

u cant see any yoruba newspaper tht will carry the news. They knw hw to cover their own sh**t. Selfish ppl.una no dey thief na igbo ppl thief the pension fund in oyo state

topsyking: tell them my brother..why wont bokoharam use them for sallah meat....they are the most arrogant, selfish, greedy and wicked ethnic group in this country... they keep giving nigeria bad names all over the world.. [b][/b] JUST TYPE IGBO TRIBE IN GOOGLE.YOU WILL BE AMAZED WAT U WILL SEE.E.G EMEKA HANGED IN VIETNAM, TOCHUKWU HIT BY A CAR, NNAMDI WAS KILLED BY INDIA, SOUTH AFRICAN MAN GUN DOWN UCHE A NIGERIA..ENOUGH IS ENOUGH..THE BRITISH WILL NEVER NO PEACE FOR JOINING US WITH THEM.. ASSUMING LAGOS OR THE WEST ARE A SINGLE COUNTRY...WE WOULD ALL BE ENJOYING OUR LIVES LIKE THE UAE, KUWAIT.. I PRAY WE DIVIDE NOW.. THE EARLIER THE BETTER.. OVA N OUT

u fit carry drug, lazy ppl. The time igbos wan go nobe ur useless leaders like AWO no gree, say na igbos hold naija even lord lugard tlk am slf.if biafra stnd tht time igbo land 4 be lk china,dubia,uk,usa, aussie etc.nobe ibadan wey look lk a village in niger.

Wsdm: Can you see how hopeless the house of reps spoke man has spoken? " it is now left for Nigerians to act". Act in what form? By taking to the street and be gunned down? We have elected you people to represent us . If you can't do so why are you still taking so much salaries and allowances for ZERO jobs?
Who made Nigeria president so powerful? We have to start reviewing our laws to reduce the presidential power, lest it will fall in the hand of a MAD MAN.

mad man, bwwhahahahaah. U no fit kil me o