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EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 12:40pm On Sep 18, 2013
flaive: Sorry please ar u a fresher or a starlite, becos as I went †̥☹ register yesterday I didn't find a columb f☺я̩̥̊ state of origin certificate
Dats beyond me bro...wudnt knw y?..betastl I advice u go to ilorin asap b4 comsit office turns to assembly ground.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 12:34pm On Sep 18, 2013
choose4me: It means you have not been cleared yet.. It takes @ least 48 hours to be cleared..I've seen peeps that got cleared in few hours and I've seen someone who got cleared after 3/4 weeks..So all na prayer. Check back later till your clearance status change
Let them knw...it took unilorin more 4weeks to clear me...I advice u pack ur load n fly to ilorin if u r nt cleared afta 3days b4 congestion.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 12:11pm On Sep 18, 2013
olire: GYS IN THE HOUSE, IS IT COMPULSORY I USE A SCANNED DOCUMENT: CAN'T I OPEN MY WAEC AND JAMB RESULTS ON MY BROWSER AND SAVE THE PAGE. THEN I UPLOAD THE SAVED PAGES?
Bros no overdo...follow d instruction given.
Print ur result out,write d exam details on it clearly,scan,upload and be cleared.ok?grin
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 12:08pm On Sep 18, 2013
Tajudeen40: i need help pls i have completed uploading my doc on tuesday evening (17) but when i cheak the clearance status it saying "you have not been cleared yet cheak back later " what does that mean ?
Chill bro....no cause for alarm.u wl soon b cleared else u wl b askd to re-upload.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 1:26am On Sep 18, 2013
@choose4me....nice job.
Can c u r "repin" CIS well.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 8:55pm On Sep 15, 2013
Guys....watch out 2nd list is coming soon.
@lovren was admitted late nov or early dec last year while his twin brother gained admission late sept.
I advice u guys to chill,ur admission is on the way.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 8:33am On Sep 15, 2013
OmolaraParis: I congratulate dos of you dat has jez bin admittd, and 2 dos who has nt yet, kip ur hope alyf, mor list wil b awt in due tym and i pray ur name wil b der IJNA,
HOWEVER, wen u get 2 beta by far, do not endeavor to worship wit us @ THE POTTER'S PORCH, TANKE; a place wer God make al tyns posible.. B4 u reach d schl gate, yes! u'l c our banner ryt up, d Lord is waiting up 4u and so is me and d odas. Ur stay on campus wil b 4 survival and nt 4 death IJNA, we wil b xpecting u,
U'r indeed vry great!
Sup Miss stubborn grin
How av u bn?....guess u knw dammy (HOD,protocol unit in ur church?). Wanna meet the stubborn omololaparis asap.
#cheers
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 8:14pm On Sep 14, 2013
bosswale: any ICS ADMITTED YET .......IV BEEN ADMITTED......BABA OSHEY!!
Welcome bro.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2013
SEYI_KP: PRAISE THY LORD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOD AFTER 10YRS OF SEARCHING OH MY GOD AM VERY VERY GRATEFUL OH MY GOD YEA,,,!!!,!,!,!!,!,!,!,!
Seyikp....omo ibadan.
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holla me.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2013
@richy:
@neyoor, bakr abbass, seyi, bammyboy, blessing, mystolad, and som unilorite 2012 admission. help me giv thanks to God
richy mo just join d race into telexommunication department....#iReP CIS
@richy,congrats *big hug.....08068510347
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2013
Alpet: Thanks to Almighty God for he has done it. To all 2011/2012 aspirant, I've been admitted for what i've been chasing for some years. ICS noni... Mystolad, where re u?
Congrats bro...you are welcome to ICS where everybody is somebody.
Holla me...08068510347
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:23pm On Sep 14, 2013
Congrats to those admitted......

If you gain admission into ICS...abeg talk.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 10:00pm On Sep 13, 2013
L Blessing: I don't really know about CIS. My Faculty and class area is a bit far from there, but don't worry, I'll go drag Mystolad here. That's his Faculty, he should know better.
@ayawori and choose4me kindly permit me to talk about CIS.
@blessing,u seems to be right with engineering and law.....kindly explain to us what you mean by "HOT". As far as I'm concern BSS is the HOTTEST as far as *** is concerned. gringrin
CIS is the image of unilorin (unilorinFM and unilorin Bulletin)
CIS is the fulcrum of unilorin's latest development(CBT center and COMSIT)
....Ayawori and Choose4me will continue.

@blessing,chai....u knw all dis na.. tongue
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2013
olatunji21: never u critize any1 and his belief
d way u av ur's, i av mine and definately he has what he bliv in......


WHO AM I TO JUDGE HIM



Ma Sallam...
Nice one bro,it wl b stupid of me to criticise ur belief (islam) and vice versa(christian).
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 5:50pm On Sep 11, 2013
PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND READ.

who mocked God :

John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about

that.. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 5:44pm On Sep 11, 2013
OmoUSH: I was formely a foolish religious fanatic like u. Infact, this ur own is even small. Have u ever wear jumpe trouser, oversize shirt and molo to preach the so-called gospel all around town? There is nothing more ridiculous than that. Why were many really doing that? The love of the so-called god? The desire to please him and save souls? My friend, it's all debauchery. Do u knw what brought about the dark ages of Europe? Do u know how many lives religion have slaughtered throughout history? Am tellin u that the reason u are spreading ur beloved saviour's gospel is the fear of an excruciating eternal torment. Let the King James Bible who deceived mankind with an introduction to the concept of an everlasting roasting finish re-editing the bible, and then u wil c how Christianity wil fade like puff of smoke. And then, this ur delusion wil put u to lifelong regret.

That god of the Bible, if he does exists, needs to be roasted with his hell.
NOTE: it takes a fool little time to go against the belief of others.
Permit me to say that you are fool.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 11:19am On Sep 11, 2013
koonbey: you're mistaken Bruv,the List last Year was released

Tuesday, August 7th 2012 (ON JAMB SITE)
Tuesday, August 14th (ON unilorin WEBSITE)
Nice one buh got the precise date wrong.
Monday,6th August(unilorin's web)
Mid july, 2012 (jamb web)....u try.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 12:33am On Sep 10, 2013
Ibrahymoba: I av just came bak 4rm d V.C's ofice and I see no reason Alhasan
wrote him a leta cos he was busy readin it while I walkd into his
ofice and I pointed my AK87 gun at his forehead,he shouted 'pls
let me live' wit tears of sorrow rolin down his cheek...I said to him
'I'm nt Boko' he replied 'yes sir,I know cos its bin written on ur
shirt the 2013/2014 Unilorin aspirants' and I told him wit mercy that I
shal let him live witout pulin my triger bt listen sir,u r 2 release d
list befor 13th of this month,he replied 'it wil surely b out b4
den thou I am currently enjoying this thread cos its full of lie that's what make me halt the release of the list'. I asked 'how many namez do u have on d list? He said 'abt
8,000
sir and we ar makin arrangement on hw to employ d deprived
ones.
My last request sir! 'if d list is nt out b4 13th what should I do? He
replid 'u can take my broda Mystokad'
I was angry and I replid Mystolad is my broda I wil nt take him bt I
shal take Omoush ur son.And I walked out....
If I catch u ehn.....

bammy2050: @Mystolade I hail u oo boss! My yet to be unilorites, u guys shuld chill nd wait 4 d official announcement on UIL's website nd dnt listen to news 4rm 3rd parties dat wont make u mind gather....Guess jamb confirmation of those names is wat is delaying the list....I understand ur plights cos I've once been in ur shoes(sometimes in 2011).I knw u all cant wait 2 be here,bt u've still gat 2 wait noni....1 luv.
Neyoor: Bammyboy! Aburo mi to sure. Bro mystolad,I hail o.............and U over anxious aspirants. Can't wait to see u guys in better by stress campus.....dis is d 1 of d so called Stress Unilorin entails. More awaits u once u gt admitted
@bammy,@neyoor sup wit u guys? Its bn a while. 08068510347,kindly beep.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:13pm On Sep 09, 2013
opibycar: I did nt insult u my guy. We are on d same side.

Which course did u pick?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 6:38pm On Sep 09, 2013
opibycar: I did nt insult u my guy. We are on d same side.

Which course did u pick?
Not a fresher buh rep *ICS
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 6:28pm On Sep 09, 2013
opibycar: And d Abdul dat i mentioned, wat are dey usin 2 get d admission? Is it nt connection. Dnt u undastand wat i mean by Emir's candidate? Governor's candidate? Get ur facts rite
Bro abeg check well i said " permit me to add/support and oppose".
Chai!!!
Nawa ooo
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 5:27pm On Sep 09, 2013
opibycar: Even d governor has his own candidate. Emirate rules Ilorin. D current V.C (Ambali) belong 2 d rulin class. He's 4rm ilorin west, same local govt wit emir of ilorin.

Wen unilorin still make use of pdf admission list. All u will c is Abdul... Abdul... Abdul... Floodin d list and if u check their local govt, u will c dat dey are 4rm jst 4 local govt... Ilorin west + Ilorin south + Ilorin east + Asa = Ilorin emirate. So dnt b amazed
Bro, you may be right buh permit me to add/support and oppose your post grin.
Quite sure non of us undastand d admssn procedure n policies....buh can argue to any length dat we r no longa in d era of abdul,abdul,abdul u mentioned earlier. Ayodeji,igiebor,ofure,rasidi,nneka,eghosa etc wil gain admssn b4 indigenes if dey've got gud connections (or on merit).
Its all about getting gud grades,following d right path(connection) and luck.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 5:22pm On Sep 09, 2013
opibycar: Even d governor has his own candidate. Emirate rules Ilorin. D current V.C (Ambali) belong 2 d rulin class. He's 4rm ilorin west, same local govt wit emir of ilorin.

Wen unilorin still make use of pdf admission list. All u will c is Abdul... Abdul... Abdul... Floodin d list and if u check their local govt, u will c dat dey are 4rm jst 4 local govt... Ilorin west + Ilorin south + Ilorin east + Asa = Ilorin emirate. So dnt b amazed
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 4:19pm On Sep 09, 2013
crowther15: If u dnt understand the post why cant u leave it and blow off? Once again ur post contain redundant trashes which is bad 4 view. Non-dreamer: those that are yet 2 have O'level talkless of writing jamb, I dnt mention my fellow aspirant. Did u think admission is by wisdom or connection rather than Grace of Almighty God? We shall meet there
" WHO CARES IF YOU MAKE IT TO UNILORIN "
crowther15: Non-dreamer: those that are yet 2 have O'level talkless of writing jamb
grin
As used,it means applicants...

crowther15: It was quite surprised seing both stalite and some non-dreamer of going 2 skul posting trashes every where in order to attract people attention 2 give comment.
Aside stallites and applicants (freshers),kindly indicate d category you were referring to other than d mentioned?....

*u stink
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 11:42pm On Sep 08, 2013
erimakosamuel: am just observing no more comments from me again......the next comment am gonna give here is my testimony,Gods grace.....bye for naw.....ciao.
U r a man not a kid...luv ur courage. Ur maturity is dia for us to c.
Cnt wait to meet wit u in sch.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 11:32pm On Sep 08, 2013
Imagine!

crowther15: sebi u are a stalite nt jambite. That one shuld have shown in our portal too.
crowther15: sebi u are a stalite nt jambite. That one shuld have shown in our portal too.
crowther15: It was quite surprised seing both stalite and some non-dreamer of going 2 skul posting trashes every where in order to attract people attention 2 give comment. Whether u believe or nt unilorin aspirant are yet to see their names on jamb website talkless of skul portal. I will make sure whosoever that post frivolous matter here get a year ban and hide his post. We shall all make it.
@crowther15,u reason like dust. Ur post is a function of ur mental state. U wanna transfer aggression to us like a student that just faced unilorin's panel. Y wl u address ur fellow aspirants as non-dreamer? As for the way you addressed the stallites..hmmm ( ur demand wl soon b directly proportional to the supply)...who cares if you make it to unilorin. (Even if u made it, ur aggression is a subset of face tanke cos d securities,bus drivers,lecturers,cadet and fellow students will are to be waiting to provoke n frustrate you.I hope u won't b aggressive den). Learn to fight and still accommodate,tackle and smile,injure and plead.

Stallites and ur so called 'non-dreamers' will soon rule this thread cos dia experienced will be summoned.pray ur ego won't ruin u.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 2:26pm On Sep 07, 2013
Quite sure that in few days/weeks,hmmm....dia wl b change of power, those who post often nw wil av to consult doz seldom posters of nw, cos dey wl champion d thread den.
Experience of stallites wil b summoned,aggressn wl b transferred,doz not admitted wil feel betrayed by dia fellow nairalander cos everybody wl b busy doing one tin or d oda.
B4 d end of the month,wat u ll c more on d thread is ' I want a room mate', 'call me for accommodation', 'I cudnt book hostel sha', 'my level adviser is too strict', ' how can I change my state of origin?' Etc. grin

Here is an example...(@moderator pls dnt ban me 4 ds)

www.nairaland.com/832212/unilorin-2012-2013-admissions/189

Qualitygoddy was a seldom poster den...buh later championed the thread alongside angelmay,flutter,tee gurl etc.gringrin

SEYIKP and Al-hasan,I pray u guys av reason to testify ds year concerning ur admission.

I rep #CIS..*ICS to d fullest
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 1:50pm On Sep 07, 2013
choose4me: lol...funny peeps...unilorin no sabi una for NL ooo...notin wey una go do..na to wait till dem begin admit.. Last year we sef parah sotay person write am for newspaper say unilorin no wan release list..

Mek una chil.. Enof stress stil de front..afta admission, una go stil du clearance, dem go stil move some to other dept.den sch fees, den course reg and signing..(chai.I hate dat part no b smal)..una go stil hussle like craze for hostel(esp guys)....Off k sef no easy.. Den the normal stress of lectures an ko...

So mek una neva bon una energy finish ooo..Una go need am later...I no scare una abeg ooo..Testimony go yapayaski ds yr like last yr.. Al iz wel frendz!
Wasere...
It took unilorin almost 2months to clear me despite been on the 1st batch admssn list.the frustration was so much that I almost resigned to fate den.
As said by choose 4 me, save ur energy for wia it wl b needed 'utmostly'.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:18am On Sep 07, 2013
choose4me: Mystolad the dreamer.....lol
God saved u boy.....wud av luv 2 sub u wit d guy grintongue....
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 3:03pm On Sep 06, 2013
kolamark: were are d I.c.s students in dis thread
...I'm in ICS man.
Can u play football ? Are u whatsapp? Drop ur no grin
Mystolad and choose4me are both proud to rep ICS.

Can't wait to have u bro.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 11:27am On Sep 06, 2013
opibycar: one tin abt u. U lie alot. Have been on diz campus 4 d past 9yrs (runnin my 2nd degree). I no more dan u do wen it comes 2 unilorin. Always speak of wat u are sure of. I'll appreciate it if u can 4ward d pdf u download 2me 4 verification.

P.s: notin like pdf in unilorin's admission list
Kindly send cc to me as well grin
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 9:39am On Sep 06, 2013
crowther15: is only when u are checking with phone that u wont be able to view all d list. Last year I checked all admitted student with system I even downloaded it b4 I could view it.
Bro,kindly help with last year's list abeg. Preferably,send me d link and how to go abt it.
Tx

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