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Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 12:55am On Feb 22
Japagerian problems.
Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 12:36am On Feb 22
foxman04:
bald headed xenophobic pigs .. always jealous of another man's success
they are not different from the abokis in Nigeria, nonsense

Yes, drug dealer and scammer! You're innocent, right?
Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 12:25am On Feb 22
Franzinni:
winning grammy by pouring water on your ass and twerking seductively yooo! You call grammy like it means anything ... As it stands South Africans are the worst melanated humans and it's down to their lack of self worth ... Look at that idiot urinating into someones business no wonder the whites relegate you to second class citizens in your country ... Even the coloured have distanced themselves from the tin can dwelling, hate-filled, directionless good for nothing lot... And it's usually their men.... Because their women are quick to shack up with MEN from other countries, who know how to show a woman a good time. FOH!

You sound like you wanna cry. The guy pissing is coloured. The women into Nigerians are rejects into drug dealers and yahoo boys.
Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 12:19am On Feb 22
CJStarz:

Inasmuch as it's good to be patriotic,do you support that crazy act,of urinating inside the shop of a fellow human being, for whatever reasons?

Somalis are very rude. They dont say hello or thank you. Infact all African refugees are unmannered. They cause fights with South Africans because they skip queues, serve their friends or big guys first, etc. All cr#p we hate in SA.

You goats think its ok to be this uncultured.๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ

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Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 4:27pm On Feb 21
betshopagent:
That's what the xenophobia legends are known for grin cheesy. Let them try it with Nigerian; that prick would never rise Again. Such audacity. Village idiot feeling funky

The same Nigerians who were ordered to celebrate their afcon win in their basements?โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ

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Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 3:56pm On Feb 21
Trimjos:
The only thing these black SA folks re good at is xenophobia and AIDS

We're also good at winning Grammy's and giving you heart attacks at AFCON ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†

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Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 3:25pm On Feb 21
heniford2:
Black SA are worst people to associate with

henifraud, una still alive โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 3:12pm On Feb 21
Somalis and South Africans attack each other in the comments section.

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Crime / Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 2:55pm On Feb 21
Man publicly urinates into a typical Somali-owned tuck shop in South Africa. Video sparks anger and humour. The video received over 8,000 likes.

Video:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMJ4Vrjm/

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Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 12:45am On Feb 21
airexx:
e pain am! Get out of here black rasist peeg!

RIP in advance for world cup qualifiers๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ’ฉ. We will field relegation bound Chipped United for you, Mamelodi Sundowns FC was too much for you ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†

Nwabali having goals raining on him in SA league hence perennial relegation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ (public gutter pooping emoji synonymous with Super Generator Republic ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‚
Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 8:52pm On Feb 20
MASTERCHIEF0847:

How many SA players ply their trade in top clubs in Europe?

Wow, I went away for 7 hours and see you're all bouncing off the walls!๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Did you miss the part where I mentioned SA doesn't white like Japageria? Our players earn millions (not naira) in SA. Everything about SA is self sufficient.

Go poop in a gutter white white worshipping EPL๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 1:29pm On Feb 20
FODA:
u can't give what you don't have,how many quality player u have in top team abroad,you pple should stop envying d guy

We don't have to go abroad like you do - our country and league are world-class ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ† How do we envy a japagerian playing in a relegation zone in our own league? Sometimes the things you say as Nigerians are so brainless๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ
Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 1:10pm On Feb 20
Samakus:


True. But we're still taking all your big arsed women. They can't just stay without Nigerian men.
cheesy

If you spent as much effort into building toilets and not pooping into public gutters at your elderly age๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you might actually stop being japagerians and have a cow-ntry you can be proud of like us South Africans ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†

We even have a league that gave you heart attacks at Afcon๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ† Keep thinking about sex, that's all you're good at, Hungergerian.
Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 12:52pm On Feb 20
Keep wailing, wailers๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ and remember to check your BPs when dealing with us - we all know how bad SA is for your health ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†

Your Europe based stars played against Mamelodi Sundowns FC at Afcon and still you struggled ๐Ÿ˜‚ That was the real final, hence the heart attacks in Generator Republic.

How do you guys manage to stay on life support without electricity?โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ
Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 4:08am On Feb 20
KosiGee:


He might be nothing in South Africa but he sent Bafana bafana packing.

We're not the ones who were having heart attacks ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ And goals are raining his net hence perennial relegation zone. Did you notice Williams ' team is number 1? Hence Afcon goalkeeper of the tournament ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

Did you notice SA fielded an entire squad of locally based players except one from Al Ahly, and still came 3rd at Afcon? ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

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Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 4:06am On Feb 20
sulaak:


Free lesson, all companies registered in SA are required by law to have a share of black ownership - it's called Black Economic Empowerment.


The above statement is the reason why South African blacks are tanking the SA economy. Why can't the Blacks build their own companies, the ANC has been in government for the best part of 30 years, yet they still persist with a corrupt policy that will enrich a lazy black elite.

First answer which Nigerian businesses can outcompete SA businesses after 60 years of black independence and massive oil wealth? ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

Go study the nature and monopoly of SA economy constructed by the Afrikaner Broederbond before stinking my mentions.
Education / Re: Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 2:37am On Feb 20
judatech:
This guy don blow this club.

Only in boastful Nigeria. In SA he's nothing.

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Education / Nwabali's Chippa United Is A Small Team Despite The Nigerian Noise (LOG PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 1:07am On Feb 20
Chippa United is currently sitting at 12 out of 16 teams in the South African DSTV Premier Soccer League (PSL), and were close to relegation last season (2023).

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Education / Re: 'Please Call Me' Black Worker To Become S. Africa's 5th Richest Person (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 11:06am On Feb 19
MrSamsung:


So that particular call airtime is charged differently and tied to the 'Please Call Me'?

Please call me encourages traffic which means more calls, meaning more revenue for the company.
Education / Re: 'Please Call Me' Black Worker To Become S. Africa's 5th Richest Person (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 10:48am On Feb 19
MrSamsung:
If the 'Please Call Me' product was a FREE missed call service and also get your contacts attention WITHOUT USING AIRTIME, how then did it generate a revenue of R205billion?

The people calling you back used airtime over an 18 year period.
Education / 'Please Call Me' Black Worker To Become S. Africa's 5th Richest Person (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 3:07am On Feb 19
Kenneth Nkosana Makate wants 29 billion rands (2,3 trillion naira) from Vodacom for his 'Please Call Me' idea โ€“ which would instantly make him the fifth richest person in South Africa โ€“ placing him among the likes of Motsepe, Oppenheimer, and Rupert.

It was recently revealed in court documents related to the ongoing 'Please Call Me' legal battle that Nkosana Makate could stand to score R29 billion โ€“ at minimum โ€“ in compensation from Vodacom.

According to Makate, he had an idea for a free missed-call service that he shared with his superior at Vodacom in 2001. The service aimed to allow customers to get their contactsโ€™ attention without using airtime.

As reported by Daily Investor, Vodacom launched the service, known as 'Please Call Me', in March 2001, and it became widely used across South Africa.

However, while Makate was involved in the idea phase of the product, he did not have any role in patenting, developing, or implementing it.

The invention of Please Call Me, at least in the form that reached consumers, is, in fact, not credited to Makate.

Legal expert Ari Kahn invented and patented his โ€˜Please Call Meโ€™ service for another service provider, MTN, two months before Vodacom released its product.

Despite this, Makate launched a lengthy legal battle against Vodacom, seeking compensation for his idea.

Makateโ€™s legal team had initially demanded R20 billion (N1,6 trillion) to compensate him for his idea, based on a calculation that the 'Please Call Me' product had generated R205 billion (N16 trillion) in revenue since its implementation.

Vodacom did not share Makateโ€™s views on how much revenue the service generated or how much he deserved. The courts, however, have so far sided with the groupโ€™s former employee on the matter.

After being ordered to fairly compensate Makate for his idea, Vodacom initially offered him R10 million (N790 million). Makate rejected this offer, and Vodacom CEO Shameel Joosubโ€™s team then constructed four models to estimate how much Makate should get, based on different scenarios.

After averaging the two models with the highest values, he came up with an offer of R47 million (N3,7 billion). However, Makate rejected this as well, and the matter again ended up in court.

Makate approached the High Court, and in February 2022, the court ruled in his favour. Vodacom appealed this ruling at the Supreme Court of Appeal.

However, the Supreme Court dismissed Vodacomโ€™s appeal and ordered the company to compensate Makate between 5% and 7.5% of the revenue generated by the service over 18 years.

According to MyBroadbandโ€™s analysis, this ranges from R28.99 billion (N2,3 trillion) to R55.37 billion (N4,3 trillion) using the models accepted by the court.

Vodacom is not satisfied with the ruling and is taking the matter back to the Constitutional Court.

POTENTIAL RICH LIST

If Makate ultimately gets the calculated payday, he would instantly become one of the top five richest South Africans today, even at the โ€˜lowerโ€™ R29 billion (N2,3 trillion) end of the compensation range.

He would be in the same league as South African business icons such as Johann Rupert, Nicky Oppenheimer, Koos Bekker, and Patrice Motsepe.

These business moguls built their wealth over a lifetime or even generations. They were the best of the best in their fields and built very large and successful businesses to generate their wealth.

Based on the court ruling, Makate would immediately join their ranks โ€“ for sharing a single idea with his superior.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by MzansiCoolio: 4:35pm On Feb 17
hotwax:


Yes they won and the court order Israel to pay South Africa 50billion dollarโ€ฆ the court also ruled that Israel leave Gaza.

The court mandated Israel to pay each Gazan 2000dollars..

Werey ni eee..werey

Lol, who's this one that doesn't understand diplomacy?
Foreign Affairs / Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by MzansiCoolio: 3:05pm On Feb 17
Lol, when SA won against Israel at the same ICJ last month it didn't make frontpage - where were all the haters then? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

This time around the ICJ only said it had already warned Israel of its actions. So its not a loss for SA - Israel is on watch. White worshipping wailers can keep wailing!

Phones / DSTV Wins Award For "Projecting Positive SA Image" Across Africa (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 2:26am On Feb 17
MultiChoice is delighted to announce that it has been selected as the recipient of the prestigious Ubuntu Award in the Economic Diplomacy in Africa category.

This esteemed recognition, bestowed by South Africa's Department of International Relations and Cooperation (DIRCO) celebrates individuals and organisations who exemplify South Africa's positive global image through outstanding contributions in their respective fields.

The Ubuntu Awards, hosted annually, serve as a platform to honour those who uphold the values of unity, integrity, and excellence on an international scale. MultiChoice's commitment to economic diplomacy and its positive impact on the African continent have earned it this distinguished accolade.

The award ceremony took place in Cape Town on 10 February 2024, where MultiChoice was represented by MultiChoice Group CEO, Calvo Mawela. Dr. Naledi Pandor, the Minister of International Relations and Cooperation, presented the award, underscoring the significance of MultiChoice's achievements in fostering positive relations within Africa and beyond.

Upon accepting the award, Mr. Mawela stated that he was โ€œdeeply honoured to accept the Ubuntu Award in the Economic Diplomacy in Africa category on behalf of MultiChoice. This recognition is a testament to our commitment to projecting a positive image of South Africa internationally through our endeavours in the African continent.โ€

MultiChoice joins an illustrious group of past winners, further solidifying its position as a trailblazer in economic diplomacy and a beacon of excellence in the African business landscape.

MultiChoice extends its gratitude to the Department of International Relations and Cooperation for this esteemed recognition and looks forward to the opportunity to showcase its commitment to advancing Africa's economic interests on the global stage.

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Education / Re: "South Africa Needs More Foreigners", Introduces Remote Working Visa - Ramaphosa by MzansiCoolio: 2:11am On Feb 17
Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 7:35am On Feb 16
bukatyne:


Somalians or Chinese?

The credible source says its Chinese.
Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 7:33am On Feb 16
Belial06:


So basically all companies by law are forced to give beggars a share? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Companies you didn't create manage or empower must give a share to beggars not whites but the blacks.

It sounds like begging to me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Which countries don't have indigenous businesses? Even Chad and Togo have big indigenous businesses not owned by the French.

My point was that even Shoprite has black ownership.

If you knew the unique history of SA and the structure of the economy you'd understand why BEE is necessary. Even Nigeria has such laws in some form. So the joke's on you๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 5:59pm On Feb 15
ekelebeXstunner:
Yet none are owned by blacks. Tufia! Slaves in their own country. No wonder theyโ€™re always angry at non-SA blacks. Plantation mentality.

Not a single Nigerian business is able to outcompete SA businesses in Nigeria itself, your own country! All you do is wail about SA pricing all day. You can insert adjectives here (...) to describe your own underdeveloped and corrupt mentality.

Name one considerable Nigerian or African company in SA that would make SA "always angry at non-SA blacks".

Free lesson, all companies registered in SA are required by law to have a share of black ownership - it's called Black Economic Empowerment.

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Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 5:16pm On Feb 15
CoronaVirusPro:


Oh!

So you a fan!

I'm just saying i dont see you surviving frontpage๐Ÿ˜‚

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Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 5:07pm On Feb 15
LeeSmart:
See as that Mzanzi op just the look una @coronavirus nd ogiame they laugh. Una dey loose guard oo

I'm in peace mode today, BobbieZion is not gonna trigger me ๐Ÿ˜Ž It's clear CoronaVirusPro is gonna get banned, filthy mouth indeed ๐Ÿ˜‚. Rooting for Ogiame!๐Ÿ†

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Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 4:41pm On Feb 15
CoronaVirusPro:
China will clone anything!

What is โ€œsharpriteโ€

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

It's actually a smart use of SA slang. Sharp means thumbs-up.

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