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SportsRe: Bafana Bafana Star Teboho Mokoena Eyed By Al Ahly & EPL Following AFCON (PICS) by MzansiCoolio(op): 8:10am On Feb 13, 2024
Fira09:
Ndlovu, You keep repeating this line for the past 1 week due to no reasonable points to prove.

We eliminated the capital of HIV/AIDS in the world(South Africa) from the AFCON and that is the only FACT.
Generator Republic's 🇳🇬💩 European based stars played against a team made entirely by Mamelodi Sundowns FC and struggled, leading to a heart attack pandemic. Our condolences - for the world cup qualifiers we'll field Chippa United instead from the second division 🙏🏽😢
Science/TechnologyRe: Elephant Rampages Through South African Village, Killed & Eaten (Photos) by MzansiCoolio(op): 8:05am On Feb 13, 2024
nautybride:
grin
Elephant wey crush eagle ba?

Anyways, African eats everything and have nothing to show for it while the whites will keep, study and make most use of such.
Whites eat wild animals too - they call it "game".

SportsRe: Bafana Bafana Star Teboho Mokoena Eyed By Al Ahly & EPL Following AFCON (PICS) by MzansiCoolio(op): 7:58am On Feb 13, 2024
Fira09:
Yet the 'Generator Republic' triumphed against the 'HIV carriers and distributors'.
What happened to 7-0 predictions? Instead you guys were dropping like flies due to heart attacks. Next time we'll field Chippa United - Mamelodi Sundowns FC was too much for you🇿🇦🏆
SportsRe: Bafana Bafana Star Teboho Mokoena Eyed By Al Ahly & EPL Following AFCON (PICS) by MzansiCoolio(op): 7:50am On Feb 13, 2024
Fira09:
No one gives a fúck about South African players. undecided
Same players that sent Generator Republic into heart attack mode? 🇿🇦🏆

SportsBafana Bafana Star Teboho Mokoena Eyed By Al Ahly & EPL Following AFCON (PICS) by MzansiCoolio(op):
The news is according to South African outlet The Citizen which stated that the African champions already contacted Sundowns over the possibility of signing their star midfielder.

A source told the publication that Mokoena’s AFCON performances are what caught Al Ahly’s attention, believing in his potential impact.

The 27-year-old has played every single minute in South Africa’s road to the semi-finals of the AFCON, scoring an emphatic winner against Morocco in the round of 16.

The source told The Citizen: “The Egyptians have been watching the Bafana Bafana games very closely, to monitor Percy Tau.

“However, they love what they have seen from Mokoena. They have already spoken to one of the guys in the management (at Sundowns), so now it’s all about making things formal.

“But listen, those guys at Al Ahly are really serious about him, I hope it all works out. I think it would be a good move for him because he has done everything that needs to be done at Sundowns as a player.”

Since January 2022, Mokoena’s journey with Sundowns has seen him evolve into a formidable force, marking a significant transformation.

As negotiations unfold, the fans await the next chapter in the promising career of this 27-year-old midfield talent.

Education"South Africa Needs More Foreigners", Introduces Remote Working Visa - Ramaphosa by MzansiCoolio(op):
Mzansi (South Africa) needs more skilled foreigners!

This is according to President Cyril Ramaphosa.

In his weekly newsletter on Monday, 12 February, Ramaphosa emphasised the need for more people with the right skills to succeed in an ever-changing global economy.

“This is so that our economy can be competitive, grow and create employment. As a country, we've invested much in producing these skills, from significantly expanding access to higher education, introducing digital programmes in TVET colleges and a shift to a new pay-for-performance approach to skills development.

"However, it will take some time before we'll be able to produce enough skilled people to enable our country to grow rapidly,” Ramaphosa said.

A review report published last year found that South Africa’s available labour supply “does not match demand from companies which are essentially looking to employ management-level personnel, professionals, engineers, technicians, science and maths educators, as well as IT experts”.

The president pointed out that many of these high-level skills must be sourced internationally, at least in the short-term.

Last week, the Department of Home Affairs published four public comment draft amendments to existing immigration regulations that will significantly boost efforts to attract workers with critical skills to Mzansi.

The draft amendments deal with two visa categories: a remote working visa and the critical skills visa.

“The introduction of a remote working visa responds to the rapidly evolving world of work, where increasing numbers of skilled workers, notably in the tech industry, are attracted by the lifestyle benefits of working from a remote location,” Ramaphosa said.

He added that it also caters to so-called digital nomads, who are able to work virtually from any location in the world.

A remote worker who wants to work in South Africa while employed by a foreign company will be able to receive such a visa.

Ramaphosa said an efficient, agile, responsive visa regime was key to attracting business investment and boosting economic growth.

“International experience shows that employees with critical skills contribute to improved productivity, enhanced innovation, and improving the competitiveness of the firms they work for,” he said.

In October last year, the Department of Home Affairs released guidelines for corporate employers under a ‘Trusted Employer Scheme’, which will make the visa process easier for large investors and streamline application requirements.

Furthermore, the introduction of a 'Trusted Employer Scheme' aims to simplify the visa process for large investors, making South Africa more appealing for industries like business process outsourcing and customer experience. Ramaphosa cited the country's growing attractiveness as an offshore customer experience delivery destination and the government's investment in supporting the sector's expansion.

The president claimed that the guidelines send a clear signal to business that Mzansi is committed to attracting skills that meet the demands of a modern, inclusive and growing economy.

Foreign AffairsRe: US Seeks SA Sanctions For "Being In Bed" With Hamas, China, Russia & Iran (PICS) by MzansiCoolio(op): 2:55am On Feb 13, 2024
AfonjaEkiti:
Only pen and paper the xenophobic nyampe sniffing country will be in chaos.


Foolish people chai you tried to fvck with Israel??

Israel

Israel!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gutter pooping Generator Republican, SA won genocide case against Israel at the World Court.

Today Israel's allies are asking it to tread more carefully because SA will be instituting more legal action against those aiding and abetting Israeli genocide in Gaza 🇿🇦🏆

Go wail in your usual gutter pooping spot 💩💩💩
Science/TechnologyRe: Elephant Rampages Through South African Village, Killed & Eaten (Photos) by MzansiCoolio(op): 3:18pm On Feb 12, 2024
immortalcrown:
One elephant gone. Surplus meat for the village for a moment.

I imagine how the Leopard's case happened.

Meanwhile, what will happen to the retrieved elephant tusks?
I think the government stockpiles the tusks for trade or they get destroyed to combat poaching 🤷🏽‍♂️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYFCWFxVu4?si=0JxFl56jyFCnLNfX

Science/TechnologyRe: Elephant Rampages Through South African Village, Killed & Eaten (Photos) by MzansiCoolio(op): 3:11pm On Feb 12, 2024
Zonefree:
South Africa showing Super Eagles how to euthanised Elephant.
Lol, good one! 😂😂😂

Science/TechnologyElephant Rampages Through South African Village, Killed & Eaten (Photos) by MzansiCoolio(op): 2:39pm On Feb 12, 2024
A Kruger National Park elephant was euthanised after it escaped into the village of Matsulu in Mpumalanga province at the weekend (South Africa).

The Mpumalanga Tourism and Parks Agency (MTPA) said it was alerted to the animal's escape on Saturday morning.

Several videos and pictures of the elephant storming the village were widely shared on social media.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCG4rM3L2QI?si=k_XkVVX8binfJPW8

In a later video, a man can be seen using a chainsaw to cut up the elephant's body after authorities had put it down, with bystanders cheering him on.

Matsulu is situated on the edge of the Kruger National Park, sandwiched between the Nsikazi and Crocodile rivers.

MTPA spokesperson Simphiwe Shungube said a team from the Damage-Causing Animals (DCA) Unit was immediately dispatched when they got reports of the elephant being in Matsulu.

"The DCA was reinforced by an aerial team of field rangers using a chopper from the Kruger National Park.

"Due to the heavy presence of community members chasing after the elephant and throwing objects at it, it became difficult [for the] MTPA and Kruger National Park teams to manage the situation," Shungube said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlvOrovTjw?si=-gxKELgLT1FzoiUb

He said police were later roped in to conduct crowd control while rangers tried to control the elephant.

"The elephant was already very aggressive, posing a future threat to the community. The elephant was pushed to an open field by the MTPA team and it was put down," Shungube said.

The team retrieved ivory (tusks) from the animal's carcass and left its body for the community to consume.

This was not the first time a wild animal was killed on the streets of Matsulu. In 2022, residents killed a leopard that had attacked and injured four people.

SportsRe: AFCON2023 : the 3 Best individual Player awards by MzansiCoolio: 8:27am On Feb 12, 2024
🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆

The real final was against Bafana Bafana.
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Are AFCON 2023 Champions by MzansiCoolio: 12:52am On Feb 12, 2024
🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆

SportsRe: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by MzansiCoolio: 7:43am On Feb 11, 2024
Mercury12:
Yes xenophob boy. The 3rd place is Where they deserve to be. 😂
While the first place is reserve for "Generator republic"
See you in the world cup qualifiers, we'll be fielding Chippa United instead - Mamelodi Sundowns FC was too much for your Europe based stars. Heart attacks all over the place 🇿🇦🏆😂😂😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsUS Seeks SA Sanctions For "Being In Bed" With Hamas, China, Russia & Iran (PICS) by MzansiCoolio(op): 7:11am On Feb 11, 2024
A US Congress Bill tabled at the House of Representatives has called for a full review of relations between Washington and Pretoria, accusing South Africa of being in bed with Hamas, Beijing, Moscow, and Tehran.

The Bill, which could spell trouble ahead for South Africa in various facets of business, aid, and geopolitics, has been proposed by Congressmen John James and Jared Moskowitz, who are from the Republican and Democratic Parties, respectively.

The Bill calls on US President Joe Biden to make an unclassified determination within 30 days of the act being enacted, if Pretoria has engaged in activities that undermine US national security or foreign policy interests.

This comes after deepening tensions between South Africa and the US, who have been at odds with one another regarding the Russia-Ukraine war and Israel’s bombardment of Gaza. The Bill also expressed discomfort with Pretoria increasingly cozying up with Russia, China, and Iran, the congressman alleged.

The Bill slates Pretoria for apparently acting at odds with its publicly stated stance of non-alignment, accusing it of strengthening ties with Iran through Hamad, Russia, and China.

It calls on Biden, the United States Agency for International Development, the Secretary of Defence, the United States Ambassador to South Africa, Reuben Brigety, and the heads of other departments and agencies that play a substantial role in United States relations with South Africa to conduct a comprehensive review of the bilateral relationship between Washington and Pretoria.

It states that within 120 days or four months after the date of enactment of this Act, Biden "shall submit to the appropriate congressional committees a report that includes the findings of the review".

Tensions between Pretoria and Washington have especially heightened since the International Court of Justice recently ruled in South Africa’s favour when it took Israel to the world court, ordering it to, among other measures, that Israel must take all measures to prevent the commission of all acts of Article 2 of the (Genocide) Convention."

The court also ordered Israel to take immediate and effective measures to enable the provision of urgently needed basic services and humanitarian assistance in the Gaza Strip.

The US is one of South Africa’s biggest trade partners, with the US government through its African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA) providing SA with duty-free access to the US market for over 1,800 products. A repeal of AGOA could lead to a higher cost of business for businesses who trade with the US, while also much needed aid in HIV/AIDS programmes - through the US President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR), could also come under jeopardy.

The proposed bill, which is titled the US-South Africa Bilateral Relations Review Act, says that the actions of the governing African National Congress (ANC), were "inconsistent with its publicly stated policy of non-alignment in international affairs".

"In contrast to its stated stance of non-alignment, the SA Government has a history of siding with malign actors, including Hamas, a US designated Foreign Terrorist Organization and a proxy of the Iranian regime, and continues to pursue closer ties with the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation," said the proposed Bill.

The bill accused Pretoria of supporting Hamas since 1994 and of "taking a hardline stance of consistently accusing Israel of practising apartheid".

They accused SA government and ANC leaders of "blaming Israel for provoking the attack" on October 7th and said they had made "a variety of antisemitic and anti-Israel-related statements".

In the proposed Bill, ANC spokesperson, Mahlengi Bhengu-Motsiri, was accused of defending Hamas by saying the attacks were "unsurprising", while President Cyril Ramaphosa was slammed for accusing Israel of "genocide" and International Relations Minister Naledi Pandor was slated for taking a phone call with Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh just days after the attack.

The Bill also said Pandor met with government leaders from Iran.

"The South African Government has pursued increasingly close relations with the Russian Federation, which has been accused of perpetrating war crimes in Ukraine and indiscriminately undermining human rights. South Africa’s robust relationship with Russia spans the military and political space, including — allowing a United States-sanctioned Russian cargo ship, the Lady R, to dock and transfer arms at a South African naval base in December 2022," said the Bill.

A probe conducted by Pretoria found that there was no evidence any arms had been loaded onto Lady R, despite the damaging claims made by US Ambassador to Pretoria, Brigety. The Bill also expressed discomfort with the ANC strengthening ties with the Chinese Communist Party and also that SA was home to six Chinese Confucius Institutes.

"It is the sense of Congress that— it is in the national security interest of the United States to deter strategic political and security cooperation and information sharing with the People's Republic of China and the Russian Federation, particularly any form of cooperation that may aid or abet Russia’s illegal war of aggression in Ukraine or its international standing or influence. The ANC’s foreign policy actions have long ceased to reflect its stated stance of non-alignment, and now directly favour the PRC, the Russian Federation, and Hamas, a known proxy of Iran, and thereby undermine United States national security and foreign policy interests".

Foreign AffairsRe: Naledi Pandor Receives Threats After ICJ Genocide Case Against Israel by MzansiCoolio: 6:31am On Feb 11, 2024
Lol, whites threatening a black politician. If it was the other way round white worshipping Nigerians would have blasted the attackers🇳🇬👎🏾💩

But in this thread they're standing up for the white jewish attackers. Nigerians and white worship...

SportsRe: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by MzansiCoolio: 5:50am On Feb 11, 2024
tuzle:
We need to win today using any means necessary. If we don't win, we have a lot of enemies that will drag us online from different angles. I am sure Ghana, south Africa and many more countries are praying we lose. Omo we just have to win, we have bragged so much that losing today isn't acceptable.
We'll be watching 👀👀👀🇿🇦
SportsRe: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by MzansiCoolio:
Christlike01:
South Africans must be fooling themselves if they think Banana Banana deserves the 3rd place bronze medal 'cause they don't ! Their qualification out of the group stage was aided by Namibia 'cause they wouldn't have made it out of that group if Namibia wasn't there ! SA are quite familiar with Nambia,so they were able to beat them. SA game against Morocco had some elements of poor officiating in favour of Banana Banana;their first goal was a clear offside goal ! Against Cape Verde ? Go and watch that game again and tell me if a team like SA deserved to advance at the expense of such a very good Cape Verdean team. They were equally assisted by the referee/VAR in the semi final game against Nigeria. Nigeria ordinarily, should have won that game within the regulation time with a scoreline of 3-0 or more but for the poor officiating !

A team like Banana Banana does not deserve to represent Africa at the world stage;they are not good enough. We could all see their level of mediocrity against the Congolese this evening. If not that the Congolese were simply unlucky,they should have won that game within 90 minutes with nothing less than 3 goals scoreline !

South Africa is not a powerhouse in African football. My teams of the tournament:

1. Nigeria - remains GIANT of African football.
2. Cape Verde - they play excellent football
3.Egypt - very good,they were simply unlucky.
4.Mauritania - those guys are ballers !
5.Senegal- the Lions are never a pushover !

South Africa are just pretenders,they still have a long way to go in football !
South Africa (Mamelodi Sundowns FC), most hated team by Generator Republic

SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 1:37am On Feb 10, 2024
Kinzo0917:
But is it true dat Nigeria 🇳🇬 keeper was threatened not to come back to South Africa 🇿🇦 after d afcon?
Its lies.

Where are these messages the guy is talking about 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ They must provide screenshots.

High commissioner said there would be violence. No violence. Now Nwabali threatened. No evidence.🇳🇬👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 1:35am On Feb 10, 2024
Kinzo0917:
But is it true dat Nigeria 🇳🇬 keeper was threatened not to come back to South Africa 🇿🇦 after d afcon?
Where are these messages the guy is talking about 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ They must provide screenshots.

High commissioner said there would be violence. No violence. Now Nwabali threatened. No evidence.🇳🇬👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 1:27am On Feb 10, 2024
Fira09:
HIV distributor, but this is a thread about SE mourning the dead people, all of a sudden you brought electricity into it. grin Are South Africans this daft and shallow?

Hiv carriers like South Africans can't keep a toxic argument straight maybe it's because majority are gay.
Yes I'm gay with 40,000MW of electricity 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆 You're straight with just 1MW.🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩💩 Go review your straightness👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 10:12am On Feb 09, 2024
Kinzo0917:
You are 100% spot on

South africa 🇿🇦 really gave good account of themselves. Let tell ourselves d truth. The result could have gone either way. I love their transition, d way dey attack and defend. Just dat someone must win and it was Nigeria 🇳🇬

What South Africans lack is international football exposure. I would love their players to move to top leagues in Europe

S/Africa league is very good but it can't be compared to leagues in Europe .
✌️😎
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 10:08am On Feb 09, 2024
Fira09:
Yet your HIV Republic still load-sheds, make it make sense, HIV sissy victim. grin

🇿🇦🐷🤡👎💩🇿🇦
I have state generated electricity for 20 hours of the day everyday🇿🇦🏆, sometimes no loadshedding at all.

What do you have, Mr Generator Republican? Let's compare 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩

Sharing 1MW between 250 million people.
SportsRe: AFCON: South Africans Threaten Nwabali - Don't Come Back by MzansiCoolio: 9:58am On Feb 09, 2024
Vinnie2000:
Mandela with his clout, respected Obasanjo like a Senior brother. smiley

In the Late 1970's when Obasanjo was Nigeria's head of state,
Nobody in the world knew Mandela. undecided

In the late 1980's, he was one of those who Helped you Guys break the chains of Apartheid.

This is why Mandela Respected him and South Africans respected Nigeria in the late 1990's and 2000's. smiley

This your Generation of South Africans are IGNORANT of these things. sad
Stop overstating your role, it's so irritating - no wonder South Africans don't like you. The anti-apartheid movement was global and South Africans are the ones who were on the battleground to liberate themselves.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 9:53am On Feb 09, 2024
Fira09:
Sissy Ndlovu, what's the difference between South Africa's electricity load-shedding and Nigeria's unstable electricity(some parts of Nigeria)?
🇿🇦🐷🤡👎💩🇿🇦
SA has 30,000 to 40,000MW of electricity 🇿🇦🏆 Generator Republic has just 1MW 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩

Grid has collapsed 150 times in 11 years despite privatization 😂😂😂😂
SportsRe: AFCON: South Africans Threaten Nwabali - Don't Come Back by MzansiCoolio: 9:43am On Feb 09, 2024
Vinnie2000:
Stop peddling Wrong information. undecided

CAF banned Nigeria due to Human Right abuse by Abacha., Particularly when hehanged Saro wiwa. embarassed

In the 1990's and early 2000's, South Africans feared and respected Nigeria heavily. sad smiley
Mandela as president was at the forefront of getting Nigeria banned. We've never been scared of you, even during apartheid no African country even tried to intervene militarily because we were a nuclear power. Why would we be scared of you?

What is Generator Republic🇳🇬💩 to scare a nuclear power🇿🇦🏆? Sit down!
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 9:40am On Feb 09, 2024
Fira09:
Using this to console your sissy self? Lmao, the reasoning of a premature unconscious pig.

Not Nigeria having a chance to lift the trophy and your country hoping for a pancake of bronze grin. Retards.

🇿🇦🐷🤡👎💩🇿🇦
Use that trophy to buy fuel for your generators, Generator Republic 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 9:14am On Feb 09, 2024
Fira09:
A dunce, a clown, and a blasphemyhipo that's what you are, South Africa will always get owned by Nigeria, and Sissy's like you will keep grunting in pain(that's what you were conceived for).
.
What happened to your 7-0 predictions? 😂 Wasn't this supposed to be a walk in the park for you?

See you in the world cup qualifiers - we'll be fielding Chippa United, Mamelodi Sundowns FC was too difficult for your Europe based stars 🇳🇬👎🏾😂
SportsRe: Super Eagles Observe Minute Silence In Honour Of Nigerians Who Died During AFCON by MzansiCoolio: 9:02am On Feb 09, 2024
South Africa I hail thee🏆, you really put on the heat 🇿🇦🔥🔥🔥. This was indeed the real final of Afcon2024 for Nigerians.

SportsRe: AFCON: South Africans Threaten Nwabali - Don't Come Back by MzansiCoolio: 8:53am On Feb 09, 2024
Vinnie2000:
South Africans are Petty Sha. undecided

See how they are Forming Rambo. shocked

In the days of General Sani Abacha, can they talk about Nigeria like thishuh angry
In the days of Abacha SA as hosts banned Nigeria from 1996 Afcon. What are you talking about?😂😂😂😂
SportsRe: AFCON: South Africans Threaten Nwabali - Don't Come Back by MzansiCoolio: 7:17am On Feb 09, 2024
Where's the proof? Where are the screenshots of the messages? Nigerians and lies, including that Idah Peterside who's just running his mouth without providing evidence. 🇳🇬👎🏾

EducationRe: S'africa Students Welcome Nigeria Teacher With Victory Parade by MzansiCoolio: 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2024
femicyrus:
And they gave him a hat of a clown on purpose
😂😂😂😂😂
EducationRe: S'africa Students Welcome Nigeria Teacher With Victory Parade by MzansiCoolio: 12:30pm On Feb 08, 2024
tishbite43:
Taaaa
That's a script by the Foreign Ministry
What was the script supposed to say: "Come to SA and be rude & unruly"?

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