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Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Charmed Me In SA - Says Enugu Is Like Sandton by MzansiCoolio: 11:26pm On Apr 05
NFBI:
show us the sandton built by black South Africa

You entered all the buildings in SA to establish the colour of the owner? Sit down gutter pooper๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Travel / Re: 10 Best Governed Countries In Africa According To World Economics by MzansiCoolio: 11:23pm On Apr 05
FreeStuffsNG:

Ghana and South Africa on that list makes a complete mockery of the list. Smh

Listen to your sister based in SA - posted 4 days ago. Even at its worst SA still outdoes all of Africa. Go weep in a cup.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8YlgJS2Fyc?si=ljSfnuvON5ODQqjv
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Charmed Me In SA - Says Enugu Is Like Sandton by MzansiCoolio: 1:51am On Mar 31
Ballzproblem2:
stupid SA propaganda bot

Focus on your defunct ballz.
Romance / Nigerian Guy Charmed Me In SA - Says Enugu Is Like Sandton by MzansiCoolio: 1:08am On Mar 31
I met this guy again today after 2 years. I like him, he likes me.

He's Nigerian, I'm South African.

He previously said he's from Enugu and said to me it's better than Sandton (Africa's richest city in South Africa, Johannesburg).

Can i believe him?

Does Enugu look like this โฌ‡๏ธ

Politics / Re: Senegal, Liberia Presidential Polls Deepened ECOWAS Democracy Campaign โ€“ Tinubu by MzansiCoolio: 11:08am On Mar 29
Worst Africa
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Russia Hall Attack (photos) by MzansiCoolio: 2:20am On Mar 23
Botragelad:
While Putin and his lot were rubbing with Hamas TERRORIST group leaders, another violent group was plotting trouble in Moscow. I reckon Russia will get the picture of what Israel went through and take similar steps.

Or will we start hearing cries and protest to let ISIS off the hook and hand over a caliphate? It's like dรฉjร  vu with Hamas storming into Israel and causing havoc, and nobody batted an eyelid until Israel got the blame for standing up for itself.

The people cheering on the terrorists doesn't seem to get it. They're a lost cause, indoctrinated beyond belief. There's no fitting them into society when they're driven by their creed and religion. The US earlier warned Russia about a potential attack. It's high time to unite against religious extremism rather than endorse it.

Israel created Hamas because its an apartheid colonial regime over Palestine. Why is the world surprised that after 70 years of oppression Palestinians would resort to violence?

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Romance / Re: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MzansiCoolio: 1:53am On Mar 23
I'll share my own experience - I encountered 2 Zimbabwean brothers. There was a clear difference in size. Nature then dictated I gravitated more towards the one who packed more. Sadly, the less endowed one loved me more๐Ÿ˜ข. Story of my life - the sidekicks are always the ones obsessed with me.

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Romance / Re: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MzansiCoolio: 1:32am On Mar 23
MrCork:



U silly she-goat...u create sangobalistick dumb thread like homeless chicken about compArrring Mens priiiik.....does nairaland looook like LGBT GAY PEOPLE COOMMMUNITY centre? are u ok or do u need help sir??(no oofencsece) undecided

If you were confident in your heterosexuality and height (as a retarded dwarf mountain goat that you are) you would have pleasantly moved along to a brainless thread about v-jjs instead of obsessing about my gay thread. No drug traffic in the dark alley you're dealing at tonight? Pass some time by engaging in some alley pooping as per your Nigerian culture you dumb rhino poo.
Romance / Re: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MzansiCoolio: 1:14am On Mar 23
illicit:


U sleep with ur mum

Don't u?

IllicitDrugs, you're too weak for me. Let me deal with this dwarf caveman homophobe above (MrCrooked419) who stumbled into the wrong thread tonight.
Romance / Re: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MzansiCoolio: 1:11am On Mar 23
MrCork:



Brother willl u carrrry yor ragamoffffing gay thread to food section biko?.....who told u we intarested in man priiiik!! angry

This is not a thread for cavemen with mountain goat mentally like you. Wipe your S with a stone after gutter pooping in my mentions (as per your culture) and never return again. I'll destroy you if you dont know who i am.
Romance / Re: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MzansiCoolio: 1:01am On Mar 23
illicit:
Ask ur mum

I'd rather ask your mom who's still bathing you at age 20. She has a clearer picture of your bush size.
Romance / Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MzansiCoolio: 12:48am On Mar 23
Is your manhood the same size as your dad's? It's uncomfortable, but thought provoking.

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Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 10:03pm On Mar 14
tonicyril:


Imagine ur mister senate president wanting to drill the A nus of mister president grin grin

That's what your mama senate president and papa president do when they're not carving Nigerian national budget for themselves. You obviously learnt the bonking that happens in parliament from watching them.

On a serious note though, have you eaten today? Its heartbreaking your homophobia hasn't prevented your country from experiencing its current hunger crisis๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 9:54pm On Mar 14
tonicyril:
But it's ur government that keep legalising gayism upandan grin grin

Why shouldn't it? It's a basic human right to choose who you love. You on the other hand have an obsession with MPs having public sex in the chambers. Care to explain?
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 9:52pm On Mar 14
longetivity:
Thank Jesus u acknowledged u have a fish brain. Fo0lissh H high V boy grin

My apologies for mentioning goat and fish meat while you're in your current chronic state of nigerian hunger ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 9:50pm On Mar 14
tonicyril:


This new u brought when last did u hear anything similar room Nigeria??

You tell us. You're the one with the gay sex in upper chambers obsession.
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 9:23pm On Mar 14
tonicyril:
Ok fine, keep the good work of stroking and tearing the black orifices with reckless abandon at the upper chamber grin

Remember to apply lubricating oil okay

We'll try our hardest best - thanks for the recommendation, it's clear that's common practice in your Nigerian chamber (speaking from experience). I thought you only engaged in fantastical corruption in your chambers over there but clearly there's extra curricula activities.
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 9:00pm On Mar 14
longetivity:
This is the reply ur fish ๐ŸŸ brain can come up with?

Mountain goat mentality deserves fish brain responses. Anything more will be elevating you to an undeserved status.
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 8:59pm On Mar 14
tonicyril:
That is ur corntree gene ratio nal pro ble m bro...we don't have problem with how u choose to ruin or better ur corntree for ur generations unborn


Excess freedom comes with a price sha....u will pay the price later grin

But for now, let the parliamentary members keep stroking ur pre si dent a s s with their ever dripping gbola at the upper chamber grin

Awon weyrey

They would've learnt from your Nigerian chambers - when not otherwise thinking of corruption.
Romance / Re: SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 8:42pm On Mar 14
longetivity:
Death to all LGBTQ community.

Too late, as a Nigerian man death is already upon you in SA.

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Romance / SA's Ruling Party Hoping For 3 Openly-LGBTQ MPs After Elections (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 8:19pm On Mar 14
For the first time, South Africa's ruling African National Congress (ANC) National Candidates List for the upcoming elections features three openly queer candidates who may well secure seats in Parliament.

Among them are Mmapaseka Steve Letsike, Eugene Manana, and Palomino Jama, described as seasoned activists in the social justice movement.

Letsike, the director of LGBTIQ+ rights group Access Chapter 2, was in January 2023 co-opted into the ANCโ€™s National Executive Committee (NEC), marking a significant milestone.

Manana and Jama, both accomplished student leaders, were recently elected as additional members of the ANC Youth League National Executive Committee.

In a Facebook post, Jama wrote: โ€œWhile other African liberation movements are intensifying homophobic rhetoric and laws, while other parties domestically are using homophobic populist views to campaign, the ANC of Nelson Mandela is deliberately sending queer activists within its ranks to Parliament and legislatures.โ€

The ANC-aligned Embrace Diversity Movement (EDM) hailed their inclusion as a significant step towards greater queer representation in politics.

โ€œThis is a step forward, it a step towards placing the LGBTIQ+ agenda on top of governmentโ€™s priority,โ€ said EDM Secretary-General Mpho Buntse in a statement.

โ€œWe are confident that these candidates, with their leadership experience and dedication to social justice, will be a resounding voice for queer representation in the National Assembly.โ€

Buntse also welcomed the inclusion of Thandokazi Stefani, another member of the LGBTIQ+ community, as a candidate on the ANCโ€™s Gauteng Provincial List.

However, he voiced disappointment that ANC bodies in other provinces failed to field queer candidates.

โ€œWe are aware that some provinces, with the exception of Gauteng, elected to not consider the clause on LGBTIQ+ representation as set out in the Nomination Guidelines by the Electoral Committee,โ€ said Buntse.

He called on the committee to explain the shortfall in queer representation on the provincial candidates lists.

Arguably, the Democratic Alliance (official opposition party) has historically fielded the most vocally out LGBTIQ+ MPs in Parliament, although the ANC appointed Lynne Brown as Minister of Public Enterprises from 2014 to 2019.

South Africa goes to the polls on 29 May 2024.

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Sports / Re: African Games Medal Table: Nigeria Presently At Fourth Position by MzansiCoolio: 7:41am On Mar 11
Boring homophobic African Games ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ. Not interested ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ. Going back to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ›Œ
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 6:13am On Mar 06
NoSmoking:


U growing a tummy cos u are infected


How's Tinubulation hunger dealing with you?โ˜น๏ธ
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:52pm On Mar 05
NoSmoking:


I have never been in such situation


How often do u eat sperm?

๐Ÿ˜‹

I get 3 servings of sperm per day - delicious, im even growing a tummy๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ (hallelujah!)

How many bags of Tinubus palliatives you getting in Hungergeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

On a serious note though, i just finished my fourth meal of the day ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ† - you want some scraps โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

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Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:28pm On Mar 05
NoSmoking:


Ur brain is filled with semen

๐Ÿฅต

Do you have flies around your mouth & do u sometimes supplement them for nutrition? โ˜น๏ธ Everyone knows Nigeria is severally underdeveloped & starving ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพโ˜น๏ธ
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:26pm On Mar 05
NoSmoking:

I am not starving

Infact I am eating and typing right now...

Ok, WFP recipient. Do you hsve flies around your mouth? โ˜น๏ธ
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:23pm On Mar 05
Gustavowhite:
Keep that gay shit in South Africa,we donโ€™t want them here

We also don't want you in SA.

But Ghana will pay. No more e-Visa
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:21pm On Mar 05
NoSmoking:
So... In short u are gay


Fvck u

Weyrey

Yes im gay, safe, happy, and eaten in SA ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜€ You're straight and starving in Hungergeria/Japageria๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:16pm On Mar 05
Gustavowhite:
ok

But you do know You can go to Ghana and protest physically,nairaland is not Ghana

You homophobes were jubilating here and not in Ghana when the law was passed โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Won't Get Peace in S. Africa For Oppressing Gays by MzansiCoolio: 11:04pm On Mar 05
Gustavowhite:
so allowing butt fucking gays marry themselves will un-wreck the Economy?

And i enjoy male butts - with consent. I never asked for your butt. Why are you bothered? Don't you have girls to rape since you're ugly?

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