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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 12:28pm On Feb 06
kgr28:
Again ntjaka, I don't remember we harm Nigerians because we lost to them...when was that This is just gaslighting.

Imagine!

The high commissioner saved us from massive littering and noise pollution though.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 12:05pm On Feb 06
lexy2014:


since your teacher has received her unpaid salary from FG and has taken her job seriously and explained what a metaphor is and since you went to school under a tree to learn metaphors and all what not, then you should have not problems answering my questions.
?

I'm South African, our government teachers don't know what an unpaid salary is (let alone 6 months unpaid salary). So, i suggest you wait til πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ under-tree schools reopen to have your above-mentioned questions answered.

Do under-tree schools have doors to re-open? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 11:56am On Feb 06
lexy2014:


but since you went to school under a tree to learn metaphors and all what not, why do you have to use your anus to read instead of your brain?

Once your teacher receives her 6 months of unpaid salary from FG, she'll once again take her job seriously and explain what a metaphor even is. πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎπŸ’©
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 11:51am On Feb 06
lexy2014:


are you claiming that you use your bum to read instead of your brain? that is serious.

You should go back to your school under a tree to learn metaphors.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 11:48am On Feb 06
lexy2014:


if you claim that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", how then did Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala become the Director General of the World Trade Organisation (WTO). Is she not a Nigerian?

if you claim that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", how did Dr. Amina Mohammed become the deputy secretary general of the United Nations? Maybe she isn’t a Nigerian. I guess she is a South African.

What about Adebayo Ogunlesi the owner of Gatwick Airport in the UK? How was he able to acquire such an airport in the UK If you say that β€œpeople around the world ALWAYS have bad things to say about Nigerians because you guys see having a passport and travelling around the world while tarnishing your image as an achievement”? It seems we have to check his nationality. He must be a South African.

if you claim that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", what about Prof. Wole Soyinka and Chimamanda Adichie who are respected worldwide for their literary works? Maybe you are right. They can’t be Nigerians.

if you claim that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", what about Jay Jay Okocha, Bukayo Saka, Anthony Joshua, Victor Osimhen, John Mikel Obi…? Why is Victor Osimhen so loved in the city of Naples in Italy? Why is Asisat Oshoala a household name in Barcelona, Spain? Maybe they are South Africans. I don’t think they are Nigerians. Could you please help us confirm their nationality?

What about Kemi Badenoch who is a member of the British parliament and a minister (
Secretary of State for Business and Trade) under the government of Rishi Sunak? How did she manage that if you claim that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon"?

How did Burna Boy and Wizkid manage to win grammy awards since you say that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon"?

What are the likes of David Oyelowo, Chiwetel Ejiofor and a host of others doing in their chosen professions when you says that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon"?

if you say that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", how then did US President Joe Biden has appoint two Nigerian Americans to the President's Advisory Council on African Diaspora Engagement. Chinenye Ogwumike and Osagie Imasogie, among the 12 members appointed to the council within the Department of State?

if you say that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", Segun Adeyina, Gabe Okoye, Solomon Adesanya, Tish Naghise, Phil Olaleye, Carol Kazeem, Oye Owolewa and Esther Agbaje elected representatives for different districts of the states of Georgia and Pennsylvania?

if you say that "Nigerians aren't only viewed with suspicion only in SA, dude this is a global phenomenon", then what exactly are you doing on nairaland? Ooops….sorry. I forgot. Nairaland is an Australian platform or maybe a South African platform. Can you please confirm its origin?

NinjaMetahuman
Mzansicoolio

I wonder if IronGalaxy is even gonna bother reading this thesis or just use it to wipe his bum withπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

I wouldn't.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 11:46am On Feb 06
JuanDeDios:

Well, it says there've been THREATS online. Likely just idle threats from some people with too much time on their hands, but the embassy has a responsibility to issue this warning.

Serious threats like frying jollof rice and showing you pepper? Isn't that just banter using Nigerian stereotypes?
Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 11:44am On Feb 06
ifinger:



Becos u laxi south African blame others for Ur laziness you dance away Ur life living like a tif then blame foreigners when they are doing well and Ur lazy axx is poor

LolπŸ˜‚, were the 98% whites you picked out your bum as SA Grammy's winners also dancing their lives away?

I see black SA success really hurts you, you just can't deal - excuses after excusesπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ
Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 9:59am On Feb 06
Gadafii:
and Nigeria have the most awarded artist in Africa, Grammy right now has lost its relevance to be very honest

LolπŸ˜‚, typical speech from those on the losing end.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:39am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
Bro! no humility, no manners, no nothing, These people will stand on pavements in groups of 10 and block your path despite seeing you wanna pass-through, then come back to claim you're "jealous" of them, jealous what even?

It's a reflection of the hell their country is. Sometimes the only language they understand is indeed violence to reset their fried jollof brains, coz words and politeness don't have an effect on them.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:34am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
You have down's syndrome

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:33am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
Because I knew what it was meant for "too much". Dude how tf am I supposed to know the official number of Nigerians living in SA at the top of my head? Dude you know the number of Chadians living in Nigeria? All I know is so many of you, too many actually

Dude this lexy2014 is very robotic, its his style. I just ignore him now, do the same from today henceforth.

He's gonna keep asking you the same question over and over despite 2 people having answered him already.

He thinks he's cornered people by asking them the same thing over and over. Fried jollof brain that lacks pepper.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:27am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
If you think I go around counting the numbers of Nigerians I see on this street you must think I am mad

And I told you what I meant by "too much". Your presence alone, your shenanigans, you're too much people

Just coming across 1 Nigerian male is like coming across 50 annoying peopleπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:20am On Feb 06
Sctests:
Nigerians are too loud. They will still open their big mouths and celebrate garrulously in South Africa if the Super Eagles beat Bafana, leading to unnecessary deaths.

Wisdom is always profitable. Use your head. These South Africans are bitter and jobless people.

Remind us again of the unemployment rates in SA and NigeriaπŸ™πŸ½ And not the one where Tinubu said Nigerian unemployment dropped from 20%+ to 6% in less than 6 monthsπŸ˜‚πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:16am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
You kill each other for human organs but have the audacity to call other nations barbaric? the same Nigerians that still defecate out in the open?

Imagine the audacity of calling South Africans barbaric because of "slavery" and yet Nigeria is the one with a skull mining pandemic.

I'm expecting you to start hitting him with that library of gruesome πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬skull mining evidence you haveπŸ˜‚

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:01am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
It's such an insult. How many times have we played Zimbabwe for example? Have we never lost against them? How many Zimbabweans reside in SA? What has ever happened to them when they win?

Just a perfect example πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 9:00am On Feb 06
writeprof:


There are intelligence units in the embassies /high commissions. He laid the foundation for the advisory, and it would be dereliction of duty not to forewarn those he represents there. So, he has done his job well. For the Nigerians in SA, "a word is enough for the wise."

Intelligence based on frying jollof or showing you pepper? That's just banter based on well-known Nigerian stereotypes.

Anyway, he did SA towns and cities a favour by limiting the chaos and litter that often follows Nigerian celebrations of any kind.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 8:56am On Feb 06
Vision101:


Back then the SA madness against Nigeria hadn't started.

The tensions go back decades to as far as the Mbeki years in 2008. Nigeria is trying to smear SA. I hope our foreign ministry blasts them.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Osimhen down with abdominal discomfort, did not travel with team by MzansiCoolio: 8:21am On Feb 06
He's already literally pooping himself at the thought of facing Bafana Bafana πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by MzansiCoolio: 8:17am On Feb 06
An overreaction and insult to SA, as if anything and everything triggers us to violence 😑

The same Nigeria won Afcon in SA a few years back and there were no incidents.

This high commissioner should be demarched πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

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Sports / Re: African Teams With The Highest AFCON Medals In History by MzansiCoolio: 8:15am On Feb 06
G00dharddick:
MzansiCoolio and irongalaxy

This is the list and Nigeria is currently topping the chart! We're number one in Africa!

https://www.nairaland.com/7991798/african-teams-highest-afcon-medals/2#128310622

Where's SA on the list?

Your link doesn't even open.

Also post the link that told you SA have never won AfconπŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½

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Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 8:06am On Feb 06
G00dharddick:


Dude where are they in list of Africa football history? I just told you Nigeria is in top 5. Is SA among the top 40s?

I'll leave you to google that on the same website that told you SA have never won Afcon πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

Osihem still pooping himselfπŸ’©? Next time feed him fresh jollof & ponmo guys despite the bad economy in Nigeria.

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Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 8:00am On Feb 06
G00dharddick:


I am talking about in Africa football history! SA isn't even among the top 40s. Because SA manages to go this far (which is obviously their first or second time) is nothing special.

Has SA ever won AFCON before? The answer is NO! but Nigeria has won it several times before. I expect the super eagles to use your Banana banana team for training tomorrow

Lol πŸ˜‚, you don't know how ratings work. Just as you don't know SA were Afcon champions in '96.

So sit down and eat the same rotten ponmo that's got your Osihem pooping himself at the moment with stomach cramps.

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Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 7:50am On Feb 06
G00dharddick:


I don't understand your question.

Oga Nigeria is regarded as one of the top teams in Africa! They're among the top 5 best teams in Africa! Where south Africa dey for the list? I don't know what is wrong with some of you

Stop lying, the top 5 have already been booted out.

Anyway, it's like you haven't been watching this afcon. The real top 5 will be watching afcon on tv tomorrow.
Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 7:46am On Feb 06
IronGalaxy:
Nigerians are such Uncle Toms my friend, anything worthwhile in SA they will attribute to white people.

It's their coping mechanism when black South Africans perform better than them. They've been indoctrinated into believing they're the giant of Africa, so its very painful for them that black South Africans are fast developing SA to world-class levels that weπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ don't japa out of desperation like theyπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ do.

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Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 7:41am On Feb 06
ifinger:


Over 98% of those grammies belong to Ur c0l0nial masters ! Black s0uth African own n0thin so sdfu

Everytime Nigerians can't win an argument against South Africans they resort to white worshipping - its so sadπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

Remind us again of the names of those 98% colonial masters who won Grammy's for SA?

Here's the facts, choke on it. πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

1. Miriam Makeba
2. Soweto Gospel Choir
3. Ladysmith Black Mambazo
4. Wouter Kellerman
5. Black Coffee
6. Zakes Bantwini
7. Nomcebo Zikode (of Jerusalema fame)
8. Tyla
Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by MzansiCoolio: 6:43am On Feb 05
24SEVEN:


As much as I enjoyed your tears when you lost the African footballer of the year award to Nigeria. grin

Golden glove πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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Celebrities / Re: No Davido's "Na We Get Amapiano" As S. Africa Wins Best Afro Grammy Award (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 6:38am On Feb 05
Tokskob2008:

Wednesday is going to be a different 'BALL GAME' cool

While we wait, enjoying your Grammy loss tears to SAπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

Wow, Tyla beat 5 amapiano wannabes who dumped afrobeatsπŸ˜‚

Politics / Re: South Africans Angry As CAF Celebrated Their First goal With Asake Amapiano by MzansiCoolio: 6:33am On Feb 05
Very sad and dark day in Naija o, after all that bragging just yesterday πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"Na we get amapiano" my bumπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎπŸ’©

So all 5 of you lost against SA?πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

Cant wait for Wednesday's wwe smackdown!⚽
Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by MzansiCoolio: 6:27am On Feb 05
24SEVEN:


Wednesday is coming. I love to see you cry. grin

In the meantime, enjoying your Grammy loss tears to SAπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by MzansiCoolio: 5:56am On Feb 05
πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Tyla joins a list of SA artists that some have won the Grammy's several times each.

1. Miriam Makeba
2. Soweto Gospel Choir
3. Ladysmith Black Mambazo
4. Wouter Kellerman
5. Black Coffee
6. Nomcebo Zikode (of Jerusalema fame)
7. Tyla

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by MzansiCoolio: 5:47am On Feb 05
LolπŸ˜‚, the diplomatic version. Didn't he say "na we get amapiano"?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mocking SA.

Where was African spirit then?

All 5 Nigerians lost. Humble pie times in Naija o.

Can't wait for Wednesday - wwe smackdown!⚽

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Sports / Re: SA's Bafana Bafana Jerseys Sold Out Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash (PICS) by MzansiCoolio: 5:37am On Feb 05
BabbanBura:


How can one order for Super Eagles' original Jerseys? I need atleast half dozens each of all this AFCON's Jerseys

Check who made them - Nike, Adidas, etc. and order online.

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