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nikkypearl: If you want to rant with guys/men,pls kindly remove that ridiculus picture of yours!

#FACT#

madam,would u prefer i put up a picture of me in my mum's kitchen tooim perfectly capable,our kitchen is tiled too,so is my sitting room,oh,n for this ileya our mum decided to tile our bedrooms too,ma'am...moral---im also capable of using our house to brag via pictures,but i get common sense,but let me put up a pix of my room to let ppl lyk u n d idiotic xtravaganza waeva rest #peace

Tucees: don't mind him jare! He goes about NL bragging and attacking women but since I've know him here na that same one room picture with his sunday best attire him dey flunt. Ignore him abeg.

buhahahahaha,lmfao,babe me no fit laff,abeg...so dts aw he does??nooo wonder,oro iru tiwon ko lesi

xtervaganza: nice reaction lol





Not really surprised with ur pink bend down select leggings



Do u share that leggings with my old jaded prostitute i call mother?


My head like fufu inside nylon


I can't laugh Sha......



I know your type already, daughter of a nobody. Maybe you think we all grew calling a drunkard daddy like you did.



Not that you will see and have d spine to utter a word



Anyway.....I'll give it to you cos I just can't let a waste like you feel big



Yu and whole family belong to the gutters and I will dump you there right now



I hope you have enough ‘mb’ to reply



Omo irankiran


Egbe baba e ni mo je

lmaooo...u rili r strugglin to convince urslf its a bend down,of cos u cudnt know its a gift frm a frd,oh of cos u cudnt also recognize d bag n top aint evn from africa,lol...dts aw wretched n pathetic u r,i cudnt evn read ur OVERPAINED REPLY,so u wasted ur tym,egbe baba mi,u wishat his age u wdnt reach half his level,nt to evn talk of my mum,hehehe,laffin so much ryt now,ur actin on d misery in ur personal life,dnt lie,ur rili miserable ryt,we can tel frm afar,gud luck wt ur empty destiny,dts a curse on ur family n unborn kids,pele tie...i repeat empty destiny lmao

desdichando: Thnks but no thnks..I'm alright wid my whitee bitchh here...I dnt do ur type...d one for u is 'pinchommmmmic'

cos u cant do my type,u cudnt afford me...heck u cudnt afford my maid...#haveanicelife pls,neva quote me again

desdichando: U r madt to b hating on guys here...uglyyy biatch
I would price u 3k for TDB if I was around and na manage

p.s 10 of ur kind cudnt afford me for a milli bucks

desdichando: U r madt to b hating on guys here...uglyyy biatch
I would price u 3k for TDB if I was around and na manage

nigga answr dz questn,are u wellazin shey ara e ya,so u actually tot d broke ass niggas i referrd to was all guys on this thread?smh!wen u ffwed me i tot u had common sense,kindly unffw back biko!!!price ur family for 3k,i know wat im worth.....im trying to b civilised with u,utter som more person shit against me den id know its legal to insult u den!til den calm d Bleep down n relax,niggi needs some midnyt kush,mtchew

xtervaganza: e no go better for me and my whole generation as u quote me


May thunder strike me to smithereen this night.....



With the nonsense leggings and yam legs u want to insult your elders




Oni gbadun

eeeeeh!!!,see me see trouble o,tucees come n save me ke...aaaabeg abeg abeg oga u dey madaye iya ee fe baje nir u cursed?i offend u b4?!abeg no evn bring me in to ur miserable life!!!!aziin eeeeh,if u dnt want d curse of ur LIFE,giv urself respect,abi ori eleyi baje ni,shey emi ni mo koba iya eeee ni?biko u dey craze?!oloriburukus broke ass niggas usin d internet to display their life miseries,thunder fire u!!!all ur curses on ur head,on ur mum,dad n unborn kids,back to d sender,lolshi jatijati,abeg make una dey giv unasef brain 4dz forum o,u quote me again,na to ur family!!!jobless fool!

xtervaganza: oponu......I was joking and u slowpoke just took the bait like a hopeless fish



Damn! I'm in Ibadan and I can bet with anything you don't live in a bigger house than me.


I wasn't raised a poor rat like you who grew up in a thatched one room apartment.



If u want to see my very own house I can post pictures here



Broke b1tch

oga shey bigger house like the one in your profile pix...oook,i seeee #butthatsnoneofmybusiness sha
abeg no vex for me,im JOKING too

Leopantro: Don't understand why people are attacking the OP. Haven't bought from him but i finished an etisalat 1gig plan i bought from someone for 1k3. Also using a Glo plan of 650mb for 1k

aw did u do the etisalat subscriptn pls

crazo: chaiii..oau boiz be networking like Cray on NL.. in oda news how z d 'break'

break abi strike?

Tobbie9: You're standing in front of ODLT 1 right?, i mean on ur pic

hehe yup yup

egopersonified: Op, thanks. Always wondered why he smlies after kissing. Thought he laughs at my hunger for the kiss.

u know dz,he l just smile hugely n gimme one kind bear hug lyk dat dt makes my heart xplode

zicoraads: Am a Christian please. I don't engage in pre-marital banging

buhahahaha!omo see self wash,i lyk u jare my nigga,me ayam a virgin too

Idiataqueen: hahaha i rebuked satan stay away from me or else u will go back to ur place of abode (hell )mz diva cious or wat ur name is u av been warn o hahahahahaha

back to the sender insha allah,my abode is paradise,speak fr urself ....moral of the story:never insult oda z religions!#ugotserved bye

Idiataqueen: i don't blame u dat hijab u are wearing av roasted ur brain Bingo

buhahahaha...did u check ma profile pix?guez not,i dont wear an hijab bitch!na d scarf u dey carry do holy holy,only my religion/church holy,na wetin block ur own brain be dat,jack!by d way,sista deepr lyf shall i teach u use n contexts of english?u rili need it,damn una SU too hate islam n oda churches,kilode!i went to a deepr lyf sch so i know!mtchewww smh

zicoraads: Hu cares? Me think u just beefing unnecessarily. Personally, I don't care if that assss is plastic or rubber, I would bang it anyday, anytime.

but never marry just bang abi,weldone

Idiataqueen: wat is she saying well i dont pick up fight with fool go and heal ur foolishness and come back again to quote me ode

no1 go back to schl,its 'fools' no2 u profile pix says it all,lmao...HOEniranu SU,a mo iru yin,muslim haters,chai

there r only two kinds of people in d world GOOD n BAD,nothing else if u think muslims r terrorists,doz that enslaved n tortured our fathers,were they xtians or muslimsmake una dey deceive unaself...i blame d bastards destroyin name of islam.my name is halima n m not a terrorist...lets sha take pinkguy's warnin srzly,shuuu #my2cent

Idiataqueen: no maybe allah reveal it to Muhammad and Muhammad now reveal it to him

fool no na yahweh reveal to messiah reveal to u,ode....aw did dt feel?bad?tot as much dts aw it is wen u insult odas religions,evn if na hindu oponu jatijati,pls tnk b4 d wrath of God comes upon u,blasphemous extremist,xpectin ur worse reply ladden wt more insults bt silence is d best answer for a fool #nicelife

adonismuller: The two both of them,hehehe.....on the other news I luv the op's phonetics! She must be an ajerbota!

Op plz send me your email *wink*

lmao!im nt an ajebota oh

5points: haters cant just help themselves

u nou dz!#word

i jez fnk funke is a genius #word

Re-RIP agagu

homesteady: ^^^
You just joined NL today, and you already have haters?
You should have at least tried to change your pattern of words!

LMAO nairaland ppl rude small sha,iono mayb tz d norm here

Nomski0: She's typing while angry. Thats why.

*sighs* u can say dah again...who wouldnt be?mtchew

Vickii Ro: No offense meant,bt babes pls in english

e get as e be 4ur manners means her manners are somehow

uhm...@spongeback or wateva d Bleep u are...gosh!dnt u av any jobiono who d Bleep u are to talk to ppl so rudely...u ddnt answer me,abu mikey did,so y r u so damn pained?!evn if tz a ''silly topic'' as ur sillier brain put it,m new here n iont fnk dtz a biqdeal,id advise u to stop stalkin n get a life!iono if u were in a bad mood to post dah shii,buh plzzz i ddnt do anyfin wronq! #okbye! *sighs* e get as e be 4ur manners

aiit den

wen i say versatile i mean a wide variety of roles,iont fnk mercy cn do dah

i fnk funke is better tho,mercy cnt act a ghetto-ish role can she?nd nollywood actresses all want roles as sluts,yh...buh aw many cn act as a razz one

both actress are known to be able to act any darn role given to them from mercy s shaving of hair to funke s acting as a local prostitute or a ghetto girl,deyr good n versatile actresses,buh i wana nou who z better.XOXO

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