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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 4:59pm On May 05, 2016
Snr Zaynie biko update and give us the gist na. Been refreshing since Sunday wink
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by mzfunshy(f): 3:48pm On May 03, 2016
Well done mamas, pls my 15 weeks old son has been sneezing since yesterday and he now has a running nose ( he sweats a lot). Sabi mamas wat do I do?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 11:35am On Apr 15, 2016
#about last night
#thread cuties
#better late than never
#morning mama's
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by mzfunshy(f): 6:23pm On Apr 04, 2016
I also had a very scary experience of choking when my lo was just 9 days old. I finished bf him and lay him down as a ftm was not used to the burping ish. So I lay down to rest too. 10 mins later I started hearing sounds frm him but I felt he wanted to feed again so I decided to take my time before getting up. By d time I got to him bm was already coming out of his nose and saliva from his mouth. He couldn't cry. That's how I helped him to start crying o and we were home alone. Hmmm it wasn't funny, I just thank God he was resuscitated.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 6:38pm On Mar 27, 2016
Imioluwa is saying happy Easter ma'am
FamilyRe: Help! My Pregnant Wife Is Acting Strange! by mzfunshy(f): 2:50pm On Mar 23, 2016
Op sorry o.
I once asked hubby to buy me ice, he fell inside the gutter on his way back. He got back angry but with my ice intact. wink.
During my third trimester, he dare not sleep yl am awake cos he has to tell me the no of times I went to wee before day break. If he cant, that means he slept when am feeling uncomfortable and couldn't sleep. Na 7th world war o
CrimeA Youngman Shot Dead By A Policeman For Attempting To Bring Out His ID Card by mzfunshy(op): 2:22pm On Feb 09, 2016
Arinze Daniel, a 35 year old newly married man shot dead by a policeman

Arinze lives inside Ojo Barracks, Lagos Nigeria. He got married sometimes in September 2015 to his heart throb who happens to be a soldier with the Nigerian Army. So they live in the barracks. They have a baby now.
At about 9pm yesterday 8th Feb 2016, on his way back from work, he was stopped by policemen who asked him where he was coming from. He told them he was on his way home from work and that he stays in the barracks. This happened opposite the barracks. As he was about to bring out his identity card, one of the policemen brought out a gun and shot him.

Arinze is dead today. Pls help share till the justice is done.

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 6:01pm On Feb 02, 2016
Good evening sabi mamas. Help a confused ftm. People have been asking if am using the usual drugs for my lo and I tell them I wasn't given any at the hospital. Like abidec and multivitamins. Am confused o, lo is two weeks huh
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by mzfunshy(f): 4:53pm On Feb 02, 2016
Hello mamas. May lo is two weeks old and people have been asking if have been using drugs for him. But I tell them I wasn't given any at the hospital. So many people have asked, pls am confused. Someone mentioned abidec, multivitamins huh
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 3:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
Thank you peach45
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 4:38pm On Feb 01, 2016
See your mouth dre! angry
Shey I should help you to push your LO back inside so that he can be reborn/ bornagain tongue[/quote]grin snr Zaynie, it's just a wish o. Lo's birthday is just perfect.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 2:20pm On Feb 01, 2016
Marueensylvia my former captain. Wish I was still team Feb o cos its my birth month grin wanted to share same month with lo. wink
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 2:13pm On Feb 01, 2016
Pls mamas, my lo wriggles a lot before pooing. Dunno what's wrong and he poos alot at night. Also he doesn't sleep at night but sleeps all day long. Post natal isn't until sat.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 10:00pm On Jan 31, 2016
Chinwendym:
Mzfunshy did your doctor ask you to do all that or you just thought its necessary?
As far as I know there's no need for all that since you had CS,
Me too did CS and I didn't tie my tummy
Nor did I do sitz or press m tummy with hot water!

Congrats apple19 kisses to your lo kiss
No, he didn't. I just want my flat tummy back. embarassed
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 11:06am On Jan 31, 2016
Thank you all. kiss kiss kiss
Pls sabi mamas, can one who went thru cs do the following
- sitz bath
- tying of tummy
- pressing the tummy with hot water i.e. above the scar
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 12:09pm On Jan 30, 2016
Pls sabi mamas what is the cause of placenta detachment. One or two preggy ladies can learn
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 8:57am On Jan 30, 2016
Rukemi291:
Oh my God. the BS is like a movie. So interesting to read. May I ask? Did you use a general hospital? The swift response and nice treatment sound better than what one would get in a Gen. Hosp.
mzfunshy. and congrats again.


Thank you so much everyone that wished me a wonderful day. God bless us all.
Thanks. No, it's a private hospital. Specialist
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 3:14am On Jan 30, 2016
Conclusion

We got to the hospital and I go to the reception to hand over my card. Meanyl, gisted with mil till we got to the hospital.
At the hospital
Me: Good mrng (hands over my card)
Receptionist: Good mrng. You are early today
Me: Am not here for antenatal o. Am bleeding
Rec: Are you serious?
Me: Yes na
So I turned around to show her my blood stained dress and driping floor. Immediately two nurses were with me. One saying I have to see a doc (of cos, I knw that). The other asking how many weeks am gone. I reply 38 that Tue. So she said straight to the labour ward, you are term already. She is also heavily preggy. She holds my hands and leads me upstairs.

In the labor room
Nurse A: When did you start bleeding (while she brings a machine to check lo heart beat)
Me: Just this morning
Nurse A: Are you feeling any pain?
Me: Not really
All of a sudden I see fear written all over her and she start to fidget. Calls in all the nurse at the maternity ward
Nurse B: Call matron
Matron comes in
Matron: Call doc, call doc
They all begin to gather round me and listening to the heart beat. No body tells me nothing. Was just saying in my mind,, what's wrong with these ones. Still feeling cool with my self. First doc comes in putting on a polo and boxers, I see him and smile.
Me: Good mrng doc
Doc A: My frnd, how are you
Me: Am kk
He's the doc that usually attends to me on antenatal days.
He also connect the machine and listen to lo heartbeat
DocA: When did you start bleeding?
Me: Just this morning
Doc A: What you are listening to is your baby's heart beat. And it is very slow, your baby is in distress. So we have to bring him out in the next few mins. And am not going to assure you if he'll be fine. As it is, it's a fifty fifty thing.
My head goes 360 degrees and I begin to pray. Blood of Jesus, it is well with me,, it is well with my baby
Anoda doc comes in and begin to set lines on my hand while the matron connects oxygen to me.
Doc A: Who came with her?
Matron: Her mil
Doc A: Give her the papers to sign
Doc A: Where are her things
Nurse: Her husband went to bring them
Me: He'll soon be here
Doc A: We cant wait for him. We'll use what we have on her. Set the lines, oxygen. We are wheeling her in NOW
Doc B: (in my Lang) you will be alright. Ohk? Don't be scared. Just keep praying. You'll be fine.
He removes my experience hand band and cant find it till date. Lol
Was given injections, then wheeled in. I kept saying blood of Jesus.
Doc A calls out all the equipment needed and matron shows them to him.
Doc A: K. Bring down the light. We won't wait for her to fall asleep. We have to start now.

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Me: Where is my husband? My baby
Nurse: See your husband at the door
Me: K
Nurse: What is he putting on?
Me: A black polo
I was wheeled out and transferred to a bed. I keep asking for my baby and he is brought to me. Dh comes to sit beside me and I ask him what happened. He said the doc said the placenta detached from the baby. Dou I Neva planned for a cs delivery but I thank the Lord for the gift of life and giving me a beauty to behold.

The End...
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 1:35am On Jan 30, 2016
My Bs
Edd was slated for 2,3 or 4th of Feb according to scan and LMP. On the 19th of Jan around 3am was avn menstral like pains, not serious dou bt could not sleep so I decided to call dh. We spoke on fone and he kept askn are you ok? I said of cos, later told him I had lil menstral pain. And since that day was my anti nantal day would tell the doc. He said ohk. Have been at my in laws place in preparation for delivery. Fast forward to 7am after morning devotion, had my bath and had urine inside the bottle, ready for antinatal. Was still feeling slight pains. Was resting on the sofa in my room when hubby came in, was happy and surprised to ser him. Smiled and said hi.
Dh: What's wrong
Me: Nothing just lil pain. I want to exercise a bit. Will walk half way then take a bus
Dh: K. Lemme walk you down. What will u eat?
Me: I have biscuits in my bag. Help me bring one cold malt in the freezer
Dh goes out and I decide to sit for a while all of a sudden I feel something is abt to come out of me. I jump up and liquid comes out.

I look down and lo and behold, I see blood on the floor. Calls out to dh, he comes in and sees me looking at the floor, legs spread out. He shouts 'mummy, come and see o'. As a ftm am surprised, all I use to hear of is mucus or water. So y blood? I begin to wonder... Mil says time to go in, I say ohk. Quickly put on a dress and two cars are ready. One to take mil and I to the hospital the other for dh to get the bag from our house.

As we step out, the first rain of the year begin. Heavily...
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 8:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
juliebest:
Mzfunshy, congrats on the birth of ur beautiful boy. May God's blessings continually b in ur home. Waiting for the ms

My able team leader, mitchhy, for all my pregnancies, na inside EBA the routine drugs dey take get into my body. So no shaking.
Ms keh? lipsrsealed Bs o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 3:11pm On Jan 27, 2016
Hello mamas. I had my "beautiful" (as peeps call him) baby boy on the 19th of Jan. Formerly Feb mama.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 6:29pm On Dec 24, 2015
Good day mamas
Pls o, I nid more explanation on this prom ish. Have been have watery discharge early in d mrngs like when am abt to get up from bed. Though it doesnt stain the bed but my panties get wet. Told d doc at my last anc and he advised I go for scan to make sure its nt the amniotic fluid leaking. The sonographer said the fluid was intact nd Dr also said everything is ok after seeing my file. But me am worried after reading that pprom happens when the fluid is leaking. Dunno if its normal to have watery like discharge like this o and its not urine. Cos I go knw if I piss for body. Am 33wks gone


Zaynie, nurse kaffy and oda sabi mamas
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 7:03pm On Dec 20, 2015
Captain maureensylvia, my name ain't on the list oo. Proudly team feb
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 8:32pm On Dec 18, 2015
Thanks snr Zaynie. How's HRH Atinuke? Will def pay my dues. Lol. Congrats lizzy22, may she be a source of lafta to u.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mzfunshy(f): 3:06pm On Dec 18, 2015
Helo snr mamas in the house and teamies. Been stalking this thread since I learnt am expecting at 15wks. My edd is first week of Feb. Been having painful kicks recently and backache, don't know if its normal [sub][/sub].

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