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slayking:
Since rich men now prefer dolls that come as intimacy gadgets, women too are adapting.

She's simply obeying the law of nature.

hahahahahaha

LordCrimson:
You dey find fight abi

No.....I wan make money oga.....dem say every woman should av a hand work.....em a ref. for boxing contest dat na my hand work.....so first to throw online blowwww.....oga me dey wait ooooo.....

TheMainMan:
lol... dnt mind d guy


d guy matter don tire everybody...

ikeepitreal:
They won't learn productive skills, most Nigerian girls wont.
They only skill they want to learn is dick riding. They believe it's a skill set that draws in cash most effectively.
i like to call em sex entrepreneurs.

hmmmmm oga eeehhhhh just say na d only one u meet no be most Nigerian girls biko......e get some wey still be jjc for dat area.......besides if woman no sabi no man go wan kip am ,,,,,,,if dem sabi una still go complain......in fact naija men just tire me....

TheMainMan:

as in e no give me strength to comment......some guys like to dey reason like popcorn

professorfal:
"who needs skill when you've got a pussy"
What my ex would say.

Wahala dey oooooo.......................

LordCrimson:
Considering your signature, I would say I far beat your imagination to deserve a mention .And if you really wanna start a beef with me,It Will be my first feud on NL and it's gonna be a real dirty one!!

Lord Crimson May weather Vs Pampiikush Jordan......oya make una start first to throw blow....I will be your ref babies.......Lalalalalalastica take note ....FP tins NLs grab ur copies asap.......

Papiikush:
Have you ever felt like insulting someone but you had to change your mind after viewing their profile and realize nature had already done enough damage to them?

Well, that was my experience just now.

:Dhahahhahhahaahahhahha But you know say nothing dey ur sense.....

LordCrimson:
I use to think you have sense

which sense na akamu full dat em skull.....guy u even get skull or abi na nylon wey dey hold d akamu inside dat ur head.....Igbo....Oga Lord no mind d afonja biko.....

Papiikush:
I hope he wouldn't do another challenge to promote a new song.

haba na wa naijas oooo

Opinionated:
By Kazeem Abolore

So I was coming from the engineer I took my phone to some months ago. He had told me to come for the phone two days later to collect it. I was still in the imagination of what I could do on the phone and things I would miss doing, when I got to the car park. A fair young lady who should be in mid twenties was sitting at the front sit, capped her head with a red face cap and adorned her body with an “armless” top. I approached her and asked if someone had taken the sit beside her and she responded in negative thus I took the sit. She ordered for suya from the hawking Mallam. Not to bore you with details of what transpired between us but worthy to know is that we both ate the suya she bought, she briefly read the book I was holding and before I alighted, I used her phone to call home.

In asking her about the vacancy of the seat, longing to join her in eating the “Suya” and requesting to use her phone, there was one act I kept doing –smiling. This act, even though is a no-brainer and a common act, I learnt to use and its importance in Dale Carnagie’s book: How To Win Friends And Influence People. To summarize it, he says regarding smiling:

“The impression that one wears on one’s face is far more important than the clothes one wears on one’s back.”

You see, I have used my charming smile to get things which ordinarily I would not. I have used it to win negotiations to my side. I have used it to win hearts. I have used it to get a good first impression in people’s mind. I hardly meet people, either first time or customary without a big smile.

If you ask me what is my greatest weapon to keep things cool when it ought to be hot, I will tell you it is my genuine and unconditional smile.

The ancient Chinese were a wise lot – wise in the ways of the world; and they had a proverb that you and I ought to cut out and paste inside our hearts. It goes like this:

“A man without a smiling face must not open a shop”

If puppies do it, babies do it, why don’t you do it?

Smile, it makes you beautiful.



Kazeem Abolore S (KAS) is an innovative teacher, wreative Writer, personal effectiveness strategist and Creator/Initiator 30 Days Writing Challenge.

source: http://www.opinions.ng/resaon-smile-time/

I smile all day .....even wen I sleep I keep smiling how do I stop.....its only wen a camera is pointed towards my face I don't get to smile .....pls how do I stop it cos my chin is getting enlarged.......

Chikelue2000:
Won't fit me?, its clear then, no p

[b][/b] how wetin no be ur size go fit you.....tell me ur size so I go order another one for u....

Chikelue2000:
Bring d shoe let me test

its not your size.........

Chikelue2000:
U should have called me Mr Jin. where have u bin?

Mr. Jin keekekekek....wowowowowow......dat would av bin possible if d shoe culd fit you........

ekensi01:
my ans was to b yes or no.


Hit one

No not at all Sir

ekensi01:
Lol, you too d decieve me?

em a realist not a deceiver buddy,..........

Chikelue2000:
Honour n respect should go to Jonathan, he introduced dis


Happy new month pals n to u MzJin, I have my eyes on ya

hahahahhhahaha......Happy New month again Mr. Chikelue aka 2Pac......

karlz:
weird? he might be from edo state and like the above poster said his villa powers....psycho got a good opportunity and misused it


happy new month good people

Happy new month CHIKELU n Karls tnks a lot

ekensi01:
Is like me na only singles i come the see now.



Bro, you're the opposite of me.

Hahahhahahhhhaa........no one is single anymore ooooooo.......make ppl no dey decieve you

RuggedArab:
I will buy this car for Mzjin.

She cannot settle for less.

Amennnnnnnnnn

RuggedArab:
How are you Ms. Jinlin? You just dey make me laugh.

Em glad i still got a lil humour in me dat makes one lafff

MisterKings:
Stop picking any guy you see on the road or anyone with a few attributes you find attractive. The only person i repeat the only person who can give you ur man is God. Pray about it dear and give out 10% of what you have to anyone that needs it most and tell God its your sacrifice to him to give you your man. And watch how magic will happen

God bless you bro.......i will do just dat infact em on it already

MisterKings:
Cool down babe. Did someone break ur heart

Yep dey just kip doing it .....................

RuggedArab:
Benin witches.... they can fly eh.

Na so e dey start, when I buy the car now you will want to drag front seat.

hahahahahahahahhha you wish....

Thewrath:
Did you know?
There are people who won't be happy about this,just watch!


meanwhile....those Sudanese descendants said arewa has the medicine of b1afra....while the agitation is gathering momentum day in day out!

They arrested NK.....no show!
They gave quit notice...no show!!
They threatened war,tunder and brimstone combined......no show!!!

They are busy humping form one b1afra thread to another while the arewas are making plans to prevent osunbade's presidency in 2019!

[b]Demented lots with misplaced priorities!
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Woow the highlighted Statement is quite deep

NairalandCS:
Lool Not a NL official, Just another Nairalander like you.

You are entitled to your opinion, and so am I.

na yoke I dey yoke oga.......

RuggedArab:
Lol. Some people can fear sha. Don't run abeg

Weti abeg oga na fly I fly no be run sef..........

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You honestly didn't think he was an admin. Right? [/color]

I Honestly thought he is........dnt mind me bluffing....

VanBommel:
I still like you, I hope you'll change

Kip praying ooooooo.......I culd or might not ,.........

canalily:
ar u denying me my queen?

Jesu see d story of peter and Jesus on the replay.....but dis tym Jesus never meet peter b4 oooooo......abeg oga which planet did I meet you....

MisterKings:
See most men are kids deep inside or would really love to be. Thats why they love a woman who pampers them and gives them the balls on their chest to play with

Dey are psycho.....den......

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]WTF!

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