ekensi01:
Who born this boy?

The bloger who wrote this is .......



Make i call person.
MzJin have you seen this?

No I dnt see ..........

ecoeco:
....

So becuz her momma slept with an albino nd she escaped d albino skin but got d eye

Sombori wee not hear word again

Mtchewww

Nigerian bloggers nd their nonsense news


#Eco99#

u are mean ......infact how do u know.....abi na u b d albino?

[quote author=AtkinsPlanet post=59703492]When will integrity fall on these girls?

Check out my signature.[/quote




when dey approach menopause single

joey150:
Hiding a substance and it turned out to be a phone?


Phone na substance?

If i grew up reading stuff here i probably would be very dumb.


Anyway, as for the story..erm...no comment! Rest well Happiness

I tink say na only me see dat grammar

ThisTrend:

Two fake blind beggars have been arrested by the policemen attached to the Imo State University, Owerri. Their arrest followed intelligence information given to the police by some students of the institution.

A student leader, Chidi Onyeji, told Southern City News that the fake blind men were apprehended by the police at the main gate of the varsity. He said, “The policemen have uncovered swindle activities of a particular group who devise unlawful means to attract sympathy and rip off kind-hearted students of their hard-earned money under the pretext of being blind.”

According to Onyeji, luck ran out on the suspects when one of the policemen called one of the beggars, and on approaching, the cop slapped him and asked him to open his eyes.

He explained that upon interrogation, the two fake blind persons confessed to the crime, saying they took to the crime to make ends meet because they were unemployed.

The suspects had been transferred to the state Police Command in Owerri, where they were being interrogated.

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/two-fake-blind-beggars-arrested-at-imo.html

oga abegno kill dem na beg dem beg no be thief .....country hard I understand beggars are ur oppositions ur 20naira is been given to dem....no vex country hard oga

fpeter:
hmmm ex mgbekes

Chisos why we ladies hate ourselves like dis......atleast appreciate dey don graduate to slay queens.....haba.....I smell jealosy huge one for dx ur comment....bae.....no b sooo....

ObiOmaMu:
MTN Project Fame Season 4 winner, Monica Ogah, took to Facebook to reveal that her Father warned her never to bring an Igbo man home as her husband.

The Benue-born singer wrote;

“So my father said,if you bring any Igbo man home for marriage,you are on your own..I said am not ready but why that?someone tell me anything wrong with Igbo men?”
And here’s the reply she got from her followers;

http://www.lailasblog.com/dad-said-bring-igbo-man-home-marriage-youre-mtn-project-fame-winner-monica-ogah/

Aint Tribalist or Racist ....but sometimes out parents tends tobe right witb issues surrounding marriage or union.....Every tribe n race is distinguished by various type of societal, cultural and religious issues.....but not all dat is said is d truth.....let us also put in mind dat variety is inevitable wen it comes to people who share same culture or way of life..... in other words ....... they are the bad, the good and d ugly in every tribe n race and sometime our personality as a person which ab initio is influenced by our environment, knowledge and experience overtime distinguish us all from the trending fallacy of every specific tribe and race.......drawing from my own opinion on dis issue our parents are 45% right n 55%wrong...... I rest my thumb

Rokaa:
According to Rariya page (facebook), the incident happened at unguwar Sheka, Kano.

The young Almajiri whose age is below ten(10) was ruthlessly beaten by his teacher, Mallam Mas'udu Yakubu as a punishment for too much roaming around.

Confirming the incident, a Hisbah police officer, barrister Nabahani Usman said the teacher was arrested and prosecution process has since commenced



http://arewaonline.com/104/another-almajiri-brutally-flogged-in

this is inhuman .....so sorry lil boy.....you culdnt give dem d basic things of life rather you punish them for exercising their freedom of movement n assaulted them violently. ?.. where av ur humanity gone this is absurd .... I pray ur wounds heal kid

Benjom:
What happens to the cliche "Catch them young"? ... but seriously speaking I got my wife when she was in her early 20's and it's been heaven on earth ever since.

I tap ur blessing amen

obiremy:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/see-more-photos-of-robbers-shot-dead-by.html?m=1

Enugu is one of the low crime rate area n peacful as well......it is a catholic dominated city or state therefore em not surprised......my warmth condolence goes to dia families.....n I urge other youths out dia who stay awake plotting crimal acts or how to disrupt d peace n safety of other citizens to chanelo such energy into something meaning n productive.....crime no dey pay.... RIP n I pray your soul God kip.........Eternal rest grant unto tbem Oh .....Lord n let ur perpetual light shine upon dem......Amen

smartty68:
Good! Good! Good!

Crime doesn't pay

Really ?

PrettyCrystal:
A car fell off from a bridge unto a bus at Olorunsogo, along Lagos-Ibadan express way, Ibadan, Oyo state on Tuesday August 1 around 7:03 am. No life was lost in the ghastly motor accident. According to Facebook user, Makanjuola Nurudeen Olatunji, the car which was driven by a lady landed on the commercial bus which had no passenger...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/car-fall-off-bridge-ibadan-lands-commercial-bus-photos.html

pls I hope he is alive......

Chikelue2000:
Men!!!, d suffering in d land is much, dis robbers wana add more salt to our injuries but thank God, they meet their waterloo.



MzJin my love, happy new month

same Honey bunch.....God bless u

[quote] tall,above 6ft
○Big willy,dont like it tiny
○pankcakes & a man's body dont blend,his booty needs some shape
○Facial hair
○Money....alot of it
○big lips...for kissin'

No,where can i find this my ideal?[/quote

chisos guy u wana be responsible at all.....u sound like a guy dat needs his mama for a wife

firstking01:
I can relate, nut and bolt...we carried out the practical on facing operation with lathe machine in the course machining tools and forging operation...btw, no spoil me abeg, ah wan make heaven, it was the shape of that guys head that got me roftl

kikikikikikikikikkihohoho laffin in santas voice

BrookTheBully:
I swear ah no even understand what this thread is all about



Am I the only one finding it difficult to comprehend what this thread is all about??

not at all bronem equally dazed

Of what importance is my sexual preference to you? You could have spared us the eyesore by wanking off some graceless _whore on google's abundance, but no, you must show to us that you are sex-starved. Smh.

abeg helep me talk to dem

ikp120:
Sexual wetin?

Abeg I am a virgin o

No just spoil me for my future wife

ok continue

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

woow......na ur type wey dem fit use fake ass deceive

An aromatous stenchy pussy

disgusting

PalmchatApp:
These days it can be a bit difficult to spot who is who and who is not. But with the little findings we have done, we have been able to do helpful research to help spot Mr Casanova right from day 1.
#He has a sweet tongue. He can be so good with his choice of words. He says things to make yo just fall for him literally.

#He brags a lot: This guy he is just too fool of himself. He talks with so much self confidence that you begin to suspect him. Mr Casanova is the one that brags about how any cars, houses and properties he has.

#He is mostly too cute: NOTE; i'm NOT SAYING ALL CUTE GUYS ARE CASANOVAS, I'm only saying majority of them fall into the category. They are deceived by their look and they feel it is easy to play with any lady's heart.

#He has many female friends, lovers, exes all around him. He is always trying to see this female friend, always more into the ladies thing. Mr casanova feels all ladies just want to be with him.

#He is so secretive. He never leaves his phone with you. He always has something to hide.

abeg who write all dis crap.....wooor....guy u no get job or abi ur thumbs just dey itch u??

VargasVee:



Don't start what you can't finish

e bi like u dey look 4social media combat partner...aint gona give ye dat privilege b4 my name go appear for fp.......or headlines.....abeg oga clear ma path no b me mak u vex....

VargasVee:


So it's happened to you before? The lame excuse

hhahaahahahhahaha......I smell pokenosers..........who say make u buy ma mata tatafoooo....

VargasVee:
No pun intended, but this sounds like a load of Bullshiit.


She's not light-skinned?

Lamest reason I ever heard, Or he didn't see her before when he was broke?


Ask Your friend, she is yet to tell you what she did.

guy u neva see wen men na adaa stupid..some guys are not worth a muscle

sekxy:
Ithappened to two of my friends but lem me talk about one..

Their relationship started this time last 5years. When this my girlfriend was just in her under 20's. So this guy came to her when he had nothing. Though it took this my gf time to actually accept him. Then I would advice her to at least date when she turns 20 at least to know a lot about relationship but due to her love for the guy she accepted him.

Then the guy graduated from university and luckily for him he went for his NYSC shortly when my gf accepted his proposal.. Then this guy would visit her without giving her anything, they were loved up and she was cool with it..she loved him so much that nothing about him pisses her off..

hmmm, so many times this my gf would go to visit him but because he doesn't have money she would transport herself...the guy then loved her.. Maybe because he was still broke.. I would then ask this bae if she cheats on him but she would say no, even to the extend that she doesn't club or do any social stuff because of his guy, she prays and encouraged him.

Fast forward to this time last year, the guy started making money ..bought cars and started building ..he has many investments.

Just last two months she called and was crying that the guy had broken up with her and I was like ...please calm down and tell me what transpired. .she said that the guy chatted her up to tell her that he likes light skinned ladies...and that he doesn't love her enough to marry her because of her skin colour..

I called the supposed bf and the guy was actually telling me he Will cheat on her if he eventually marries her...but this bae suffered with him all this while for 4years and he didn't notice her dark colour until he started making money.

Tell her to move on and stop being a mugu.......it happened to mua.....b4 d guy go say jackie appiah I just fashi.....it really hurts.....but leme end d story....d guy will end in agony while d lady will end in praises.....pls just tell her to take heart .......job got poor in a sec.......a nice guy who deserves her will come around.......d thunder wey go fire d guy still dey do press up......u see dat ocha ka omaka peeps......em money go finish maintaining dat fair ass........make d guy continue........

lordkit400:
Photos of this Nigerian man smiling in front of his house in Makoko which was flooded during the heavy downpour in Lagos last weekend, have gone viral. Many are hailing him for still finding something to smile about despite his situation, which was so bad that the rain water got upto his chest.

Wetin man go do, really?

He was later pictured picking his shoes and personal belongings from the flood while still smiling.

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/25/viral-photos-of-a-nigerian-man-smiling-outside-his-flooded-home-in-lagos/

people fit dey shit inside dis water.....latrines weydey open is equally flooded

VargasVee:
Some men's love for puna is really blinding them. How can you not


1. Notice the muscular features


2. The bass in the person's voice


3. As$ that don't jingle, more like a sedimentary rock

They just want to bum everything

kikikikikikikikakakakakakakakakakakka hahahahahahahahaahahah no b small puna

Mrbigman1:



U go come dey give me pikin sugar may e dey eject d thing every min

I dnt d dat no more

Mrbigman1:


Per hour or per pooo?

per poo

akeeen:
5 naira ..

that's cold !

of course

Gwan2:
I keep telling whoever wana listen...85% of marital delay ain't caused by spiritual spirits or whatever this clergymen chose to call them...Now let's do a statistical survey.
.
A young man who graduated 5yrs ago without a good job apparently he ain't financially buoyant...This guy ain't happy with his lifestyle, he wana settle down but no financial means. He will be holding on praying wen God will answer his prayers so he can start a family..
.
Now the multiplier effect of this guy decision is far reaching...he will be delaying a lady settling down because of his decision which is caused by his financial status.....The lady will go from church to mosque praying for deliverance not knowing the weak economy and wanton joblessness are the spiritual husband she should tackle instead.

God bless u bro

Gwan2:
I keep telling whoever wana listen...85% of marital delay ain't caused by spiritual spirits or whatever this clergymen chose to call them...Now let's do a statistical survey.
.
A young man who graduated 5yrs ago without a good job apparently he ain't financially buoyant...This guy ain't happy with his lifestyle, he wana settle down but no financial means. He will be holding on praying wen God will answer his prayers so he can start a family..
.
Now the multiplier effect of this guy decision is far reaching...he will be delaying a lady settling down because of his decision which is caused by his financial status.....The lady will go from church to mosque praying for deliverance not knowing the weak economy and wanton joblessness are the spiritual husband she should tackle instead.

God bless you