My sim card is 11 months old- Upgraded to 5g in January, 2023.
My phone line is 13 years old.

officialfestus:
omo! 🙂 lithium sweet be that.
Though my house setup is still performing wonders since after two years.
But I just want to build this 12v 40ah system for outdoor use.
DIY power station, I'll be making use of the ups I bought from valto since 2020 for the setup, I'll meet a furniture to build me the case.

Hello, bro. Keenly following this thread. Is it advisable to use UPS to power li-ion batteries? I read in a blog that most Nigerian UPS are built for lead-acid batteries. Please, throw more light on this, so I can continue from where I left off

Funny but true.
Some people are just hungry for attention and validation. You can tell their life story or thirst from their constant uploading of status.

Currently enjoying this game titled INSIDE. It is not the regular action, rpg, hack&slash and so on games. The eerie feeling that comes with it makes it more enjoyable.

Overcame fruitless spending and started saving every careless penny I come across using piggyvest.
I overcame a troublesome relationship. Being single sucks but having peace of mind is priceless.

Ferrous:


That is a typical Nigerian for you. And they criticise our politicians the most. An average Nigerian would do worst if given the opportunity.

100% fact.
They are not mad at corruption, they are just angry because the loot didn't get to them.

VULCAN:
Nothing new there.

It's to make the handover official

His prayer is that the man has actually released the wife.

If not, the wife will reach out to the man whenever she is down

He had no idea the man was invited. He found out from the wife of the said man. She sent a screenshot of their chat to my friend. The guy is still trying to recover from the shock. Such a pity

Happy for them
but
With recent happenings in marriages, I'm just kinda scared to get involved. A close friend told me his wife used to date a married man and he(the married man) was invited to their wedding.

From the comments I have read so far, it is just so clear that a typical Nigerian has no shame and criminal mindset just looking for any opportunity to strike.
You borrowed airtime, it was "forgiven" and immediately you borrowed another, hoping it will also be "forgiven".

No idea. Fear of owing is the beginning of management skill.
A good one from MTN though but Nigerians sabi owe sha. Haba!

Elderly People's Choice award you mean.
Majority of Itel users are the elderly and ordinary phone users who just use Itel for calls and whatsapp messaging.

Woman beaters are spineless dogs. One-on-one combat wihh their fellow man, they take off.
Yes, women have sharp mouth- 10 times bigger than their body size and strength but beating her till she's unconscious is not a solution.
The only time you smack a woman is when you are role-playing in the bedroom and she's been a "bad girl" and you, as a soldier discipline her with your odogwu to render her unconscious from multiple.....you know

The man has a point. The kind of rubbish young girls and boys do for validation, even married folks don't wanna be mature and leave those childish stuff once they are married.🤦‍♂️
I fear for this GenZ and their thirst for social media validation.🤮
I'm more active on Nairaland than WhatsApp because of its anonymous setting.

Beverlyjean:


Can u streamline Saudi league...if u can...pls post the link

I actually use the app to stream

These data resellers are something else. How can 2gb finish in less than 1hr into a game. I used MTN 500mb to stream live match just yesterday from start to finish. Haba!

....and I just watched an episode few days ago. Chandler the King of Sarcasm. At a point I wished he and Monica actually got married in real life.
So sad.
I have the whole season 1-10 stored on my hard drive and from time-to-time, play them when I want to have a laugh because of Joey Tribeone.

Fvck! Yuck! 🤢🤮
Can't believe I opened this page while eating. Now, I'm gonna be traumatized for the night. Gaddammit!

Looks like paid ad or something close to it. The first 10-15 comments are like bots.
Looks like he's the most active Minister. Hope he takes care of these officers welfare because their take home shitty pay will always encourage bribery, especially Immigration, Corrections and Civil Defense.

Smh
The same people that we hand the safety and protection of our lives and properties to are the ones dealing with us like this. Haba!
This is why one would leave a blossoming career here and go over there to become a care giver.
I spit on these people.
They must all be tried and de-kitted if found guilty

Anything done by a government worker has to be "paid" for directly or indirectly.
My brother went to renew his driver's license. The lady asked him to give her money for lunch.
I had a payment issue and the person I was directed to help me asked for a token. How can you say you are helping me and still taxing me.
When I went back to my Alma mata to collect my certificate. The lady told me to give her a parting gift since I'm finally done.

My help to outsiders is like a woman's mood swing. I bought a bicycle last year to aid my mini-movements within my locality, and to save cost of Okada fee. Now that fuel has quadrupled, all my neighbours want to "borrow to go get something just around the corner". They wanted to turn it to public usage. I told them all that I bought it for my personal use and nothing more, and if they are interested, I can link them up with the seller.
These days I usually tell people upfront that I like my privacy and anything for personal use, doesn't leave my abode. Get used to it.
"Na person dey make another person wicked" is true. Now tell me why OP would wanna help the next person in dire need.

Eriokanmi:
Like I said, no arguments. Happy Sunday. Have a wonderful week ahead

LOL. Exactly what I thought.
I'll try my best to enjoy my week ahead. Well, I woudn't wanna judge until I get there though. I hope you do the same too.

Eriokanmi:
Good luck to you in your new faith or belief. There's no basis for arguments

No argument here.
As a Christian or believer that you are, why'd you just conclude they are Unbelievers? Is that what you were/are being taught in Sunday school?

Eriokanmi:
Read the comment of the majority. They're unbelievers pretending to be former or practising Christians. You don't need to even respond to them

Your Holiness, from the comfort of your chair, you declared them unbelievers. You already judged them before taking deep thoughts for their various reasons.
What's a lighter word for your Hypocrisy?
I used to be a staunch believer before I started seeing though their BS....just like your comment.

Reading tweets from Daddy Freeze opened my eyes to the scam we have in Nigeria.
Every year the big churches give prophetic declarations and whatever but none of them saw Covid-19 in their vision(s).
A place I was coerced to attend, the Pastor was more interested in winning members, He questions the poor and subtly worship the rich amongst them. He opened another branch and gave his son charge of the place(Family business) and just like every other church our there.
Most Pastors in Nigeria started under a particular brand and after about 10yrs or more of serving, they open their own church. That Pastor-prenticeship business.
People even go as low as using shops or upgraded kiosks as churches so they can be called GOs
These days, I go to church to woo the new females or if I got a new pair of kicks, not to show off but to flex it

All show and no go. Address the poor salary and useless welfare of the officers first before you start ranting.
Most of these officers, especially Immigration survive with the little bribes here and there(which I condemn though). Most Commands and Formations don't have Barracks for Officers. Doing the right thing at the wrong time. 😒😕

Couragejay:
omo this one funny me die 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

I guess She was trying to re-act how oyinbos do it in their movies but she no sabi am at all. Na so out teeth just dey clash like bottle.

When she said my mouth tasted like grape, she wasn't smiling, so I'm guessing she meant sour grape.

I'm even thinking about switching to a toothpaste that has lemon flavour. I no wan hear story when next she visits

My Mom's mother has a provision shop a little distant from my Dad's family house. My Dad would rather trek the distance or hop on his bike to go buy things he doesn't need just to gist with my Mom. Their teenage love affair was quite interesting. My Dad always brag about his smooth-talking ways and how my Mom fell for him right from Day 1, while. My Mom keeps denying it

Hausa:
Interesting. Be like na closeup you been dey use.

No, not closeup. It's a herbal variety of a popular toothpaste brand though.

This one happened last year. I brushed after having breakfast, so my neighbour's little sister came around and we gisted for few minutes before I teased her. We locked lips passionately but something was off; She was trying to do it like those foreign movies where both actors rush each other in a hot moment. She was doing the wrong thing at the right time. I was stylishly using my lips to slow hers down. Then I slightly opened my eyes only to see hers wide open and I was like "Do people kiss passionately with their eyes wide open?" It was not working for me so I went second base on her before we were interrupted by a phone call.

After the call, she asked me what I ate before she came, and I asked her why the question and she said my mouth tasted like grape. I don't know if that's a compliment or polite insult After that incident, I changed to Colgate toothpaste.

In the end, we both didn't enjoy each other's lips as imagined.

being:

This is worthless and pointless.. Are u over 30, over 35? U are wasting the time.. what if u don't get that position til you are 50? Is it fun to be training kids in your sixties? There is time for everything under the sun!
What is needed to start kids is a constant income stream!

You do know it is my life and my decision, and not yours.
And not everyone is keen or enthusiastic about getting married or having kids, hope you know this.
So, please, don't tell me how to live life. Bless

Tayorshd87:


He is only trying to let you know that sometimes u may not achieve your goals or plans too and while waiting u may turn 60years of age..

So if u are more than 40 plz don't wait to achieve ur plans yet instead get married and have a kid because old age is real and u need ur kids around you

I get you, sir. I also understand what he meant. I do believe I still have age on my side, that's why I made that comment. If nature being so kind helps me achieve it before or when I get there.