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ppogba:
If this "mediocrity" is replicated all over Nigeria then, perhaps we can say we are moving in the right direction.

If however, your own state cannot boast of this "mediocrity", I advise your bow your head in shame and close your mouth for the sake of flies.

Comments like your are always expected.

I don't want to believe you are this feeble-minded. In 2023, You are applauding common railway line that other countries started using decades ago.....and we say we are the giant of Africa. Tsk tsk tsk!!
I'm not here to banter about states' achievements, that's why I said Nigeria.
For someone who says a lot with little or nothing of worth, I won't respond to you after this.

Mediocrity at its best

This is the best Nigeria can offer to Nigerians. Celebrating this says a lot about this country

aminukhalidibra:
Helo, pls can u help me with the file to configure my ucom pad for pes2017. Am using twin ucom pad. I have done my best for d configuration. My laptop is windows 8.1.

Hey, bro. Do you have the "settings.exe" file located inside the file game's location?
If you don't, you'd have to download it from a third party website. Most times, it is your windows defender or anti-virus that removes the files while installing. So, you should turn your anti-virus off, then download and install the "settings.exe" file. You can just type in the keywords on Google search "settings.exe file download for PES 2017 pc" or something close to that. Hope this helps

abiodunbright:
Go through my page, I have advised novice buyers many times but people keep on allowing this criminals get you. I always tell people to avoid buying cheap consoles but they will not listen.

Bro, sometimes, you have to get burned to know how dangerous fire can be. I was a novice, so, I learnt it the hard way. The next one I got, I did thorough checks on it before I paid. I knew it was good to go, but I had to make the seller know that I wasn't there to fvck around. It's all good. 👍👍

Musisco01:
Which app you de use watch games

Someone recommended this site; "kingshoot"
I also use "Live football TV HD" app. But sometimes, they go bonkers. Which was why I decided to go with the aforementioned.

See 1gb wey I just sub. I watched 1st half till 38mins. Joined in the 57th min. My data finished in the 72nd minute. Taargh! Na lie

I bought my first ps3 slim from this section. In less than a week, the RLOD started. I was a novice, so, I didn't know what exactly I bought. I was just happy I got it for cheap.
Spent a lot of money fixing it all the time. The guy didn't even bother to advise me to just give it up, kept on collecting my money

The seller was feining ignorance after I complained about the RLOD issue but he knew exactly what he sold me. It's all good. I got another and it still serves me till date.

I was saving 38% of my take home before May 29th. With the increase in the cost of transport and feeding, I had no choice but to bring it down to to 20%
Now, I have to start up a 3rd side-hustle to take it back up there.

millionboi2:
score808 just search it on Google

Will try it out. Thank you

Kids in the body of an adult.
My cousin's girlfriend is 25/26 but she still acts like a kid. We (guys) can be playing video game this minute, she'd want his attention. If he doesn't respond immediately, she begins to sulk like a baby. Sometimes, she'll refuse to speak to him for hours, even block his number until the ogbanje leaves her head.
A girl I dated once did this same rubbish(same thing OP girl did but not with her WhatsApp status). Long story short, I made her cry like a baby with intense scolding.
I used be against dating any female below 21 years but I realised age doesn't determine maturity.

Can someone help suggest me a reliable live streaming app. The last one I used told me to update. After updating, I was told to subscribe for token of 3-6k per month.

Gosh! The mentality of some guys can be very embarrassing. If you were a girl, how'd you feel if a guy asking you out tells you to come to his place for a first date? How can I tell you are not a psycho, kidnapper or serial murderer?
The last date I went on was just a stroll around the neighborhood. The intention was to go to a small, cozy restaurant but we ended up just taking a very long but fun walk- piggy-backed her after she got a little tired.

You dudes should stop this childish mentality.
There's no way you can be in a relationship and not spend money. If not stay the Fxck away.

Spec Ops: The Line.
Quite interesting but the controls are driving me crazy. From the X and Y axis sensitivity to the aim sensitivity...gosh! Damn frustrating.

I went to get a charger brick for my laptop, ended up adding this pirated DVD to my cart out of curiosity

Well, started already. I have to finish it anyway.

Yeah, I copied my Dad's signature, removed the first letter and put mine. Stuck with me ever since. One time, I had an issue, the Cashier told me it looks different. I simply told her with time we all add a little som'n som'n to beautify our signature, yeah? She smiled in approval.

Ondo state's logo is simple, yet the most beautiful. I hate when designers suffocate a logo with different objects because they want to tell stories.

Just from Ondo state's logo, you can tell what the state represents and even its motto.
I like the idea behind Cross River's logo but I don't get why it was rejected.
Logos are meant to be simple, easy to understand, interprete and print.
How many of those logos can easily be printed without use of machines?

I also kinda like Kogi State. The rest were trying too hard. My take

Nairas2dollars:
I just want her to get something doing. You know any lucrative business I can start for her. Is cooking gas business lucrative?. I would have employed her in my side hustle business of boutique but my manager adviced me that is wrong mixing family with business so I believed her (the manager). My manager have been surportive, due to my busy schedules, she goes to Holland to purchase the commodities for me while I sponsor it.

I have absolutely no idea concerning business ideas in that category.
I'm only trying to let you know she should be doing what she at least studied or will be comfortable doing

Nairas2dollars:
I am not married, am still a bachelor. She is my cousin sister, biologically oh.

Sorry to come in but I have to ask; Does your cousin like regimented service work. Can she do the "Yes sir, No sir!" kind of job? A place where she can only air her opinion inside her head and can never protest. A place where she has to salute a person whom she might be 10yrs older than.
Don't pay millions for a job she will not value or have respect for, please.

Also, be weary of people that will like to take advantage of your willingness to pay for a job. A close friend was duped ₦400k for same Immigration job in 2018.

Chai! I applied for this Immigration job but didn't get shortlisted for the E-test. E pain me sha
I love the uniform job but corruption has really destroyed the foundation of this lovely country. Giving jobs to incompetent folks and people who have no regard for regimental service work.
I have a distant acquaintance who works in the Paramilitary but said he hates taking orders but he just has to do it because he needs a job

So, let me get this straight- He broke your heart, you cried your eyes out, then you remembered to unlock your phone, open the video app, tap on the record icon. Lights, Camera, Action! Then you decided to post it for everyone to see.

Jesus! These Millenials, GenZ with their love for UNCONTROLLED SOCIAL MEDIA ATTENTION.
Truly, smartphones are smarter than the users.

Ironing! Sigh#God, I hate ironing. I just have to look neat and clean in the office, else, I don't mind watering rumpled clothes every now and then
From the heat emanating from the iron, the long hours of standing with the ironing board. Urgh!
Most times, I play music to take my mind away from the stress and hate. 😔😒

chccho:
Its funny how this just happened to me last month and I am just getting over it after some weeks
Mehnnn, Ghosting dey pain oooo!! Especially when u know u did everything right and were doing your best to tick all the right boxes then Boom!!! Somebody just disappears nafter getting so emotionally attached, going out on dates, spending money and probably falling in love that thing cuts like a knife!!
In my case we could talk from now till forever, never got tired of each other, connected on the same wave length, liked each other, went out on dates and i was beginning to tell myself "e be like say i don find wife oo! If we can work it out I go just propose!!! Hmmn!!!
I noticed something about some ladies, some can easily be carried away by the most trivial things. Most times when a lady ghosts u, there's a very high tendency she's already talking to someone else and carried away by rubbish but they don't realize it until it blows up.
If u were genuinely interested and vested in someone and had great plans for the person and the person ghosts u, just take it, ITS FOR YOUR GOOD!! it's gonna hurt for a while but u gotta move.. The wrong person has to go for the right person to step in.
One day they will look back and regret, u will also look back and be glad they ghosted u..
Shalom

Sorry about your recent "breakfast in bed". Before the real ghosting started, there were certain red flags you noticed but chose to ignore because you thought you were in love. Not all will regret they ghosted someone though. Take it from me.
All the ladies I have ghosted so far showed little signs of what was to come if I decided to ignore the warnings and not use my head and be one step ahead.
All of them got pained because, in their quest to start their silly weighing of options between Guy A, B and C, I don "Japa" before they even realise, and in turn, I beat them to their own game.

Once again, take heart, bro. But in reality, you don't need a heart when dealing with these funny broads.

KingEarnest:
Ubunja is a great man.

Yes, he is.
I wonder where he is now though.

To some, he is a hero. To a few, he is a Misogynistic maniac but to all, he is a Legend!

My last 3 relationship/situationship I ghosted them all. I don't need to be told before I can read their intentions.
One tried it and came back to beg. I asked her, "If Bobo didn't break your heart, would you have thought about coming back?". She was all about the lies and shii- Telling me she was with another guy while thinking about me and it was obvious she wasn't over me, that's why the other Bobo broke things off with her.

The next one stood me up when I had already made plans for our dinner date. She didn't even call to apologize. I just deleted her number straight and cut communication. She called and called, sent me multiple texts. I just replied her with "I am busy, I'll talk to you later".

The one that just ended this year, I was noticing some funny tones and behaviours when we talk on phone. She hardly replied my texts, always telling me about guys wooing her just to fill her ego-meter and trying to make me feel jealous. I just shook my head and smiled to myself. I just went "Willy-Willy" mode on her. She got the message after calling me a few times and I was cold in my replies. Told me she missed me, wanna hear my voice and I was like "Oh, really? OK, you've heard it,are you OK now?".

I learnt to smell their BS from a mile away and take off before they even realise I'm gone. They most times come back if they notice that you don't really give a damn.
I'm not a redpiller but I learnt a thing or two from Ubunja

My own really helped my mother's business a lot. While still an undergraduate, we moved to a new neighborhood, my mom started a frozen food business. Sales were average when she started but when I started coming around to help out, the female patronage increased significantly. Most young ladies and women would ignore other sellers and come straight to my mom's. Many would try to start up conversations to stay a little while.
My mom teased me about it one day, and I told her to start paying me as her 'Sales Rep'.
During my Youth Service, my boss' wife was so fond of me, her beautiful daughter as well but she warned me not to go near her daughter. Every month end, she'd send her daughter to bring me food stuff.
I have had many encounters(sexual) I can't share her but I wish most females notice my craft and patronize me for my works not my looks.

Vinnie2000:
Your face show, your shoe shine is NOT a Warri or Benin slang, plz.

It is owned by Artiste D'Banj.

He created it when he was a judge in MTN project fame.

Oh, my bad!
First time I heard it was from a warri guy, so I just concluded. Apologies to my Warri people o.

Kudos to D'Banj but 👎👎. That one no just follow

Jeffyblaq:
I once came back from a long trip last year.. Decided to take a walk one cool evening..

An electrician I met was like, oga yuh face show, yuh shoe shine.. Where as I was on slip-on.. 😔

Was just looking at him🙄
Got to find out wat it meant later dat day..

No fvcks given anyway☹️

Lmao 🤣🤣

But for real, this is the only Bini or Warri slang that I give thumbs down

kunleiky:
Guitar o
I even just bought one now, and I want to learn how to play it

Nice one, sir. I just love the Acoustic or Spanish guitar because of Antonio Banderas and Spanish flamenco music and dance.
But I'm left-handed - The person I was learning from was finding it difficult trying to teach me.

I really want Guchi to win. I like how smallish she is and she sings well. Funny, I just watched the "Speedometer" video this morning.
I also like Benzema, Scatter my head and more.

I'm a bit of a narcissist, but I do it to put my woman In check. From experience, if a woman knows you are head-over-heels for her, she starts to misbehave. So a little mix of narcissism with love keeps her stable.
I'll purposely flirt with another woman and when she gets angry, I just play my little narcissistic card to mess with her head. So far, it has worked for me

"Your face show, your shoe shine".
Till this very moment, it makes no sense to me, no matter how you explain it to me.

millionboi2:
how are you sure he would have made it like ndidi

That's why life is a risk. Sometimes all our plans are in A and we will do everything to make it work.

Well, as you can see, he's regretting why he didn't take the bold step at first.

Victor Osimhen put everything he's got out there to succeed, there was no Plan B for him.

Yoighaman:
Your father did you a great favour by taking one of the best decisions of your life for you. Why do you think Davido went back to school despite his fame and fortune? His father also forced him to.

Sorry to meddle in, sir. It's never too late to go to school but football career is very short, with no pension nor gratuity.
Wilfred Ndidi is also going to school while playing professional football for Leicester city. My point is, his father should have allowed him pursue his career in football. Maybe after retirement he can go to school or even do part-time schooling just like Ndidi. Cheerios