₦airaland Forum

elderhimself:
We will hold on to the Npower and Trade-moni before the CBN and NNPC works come

U actually sounding like an Elder, But from today u will never remain the tail in ur family again... Say Amen

okerekeikpo:
Abeg this afonja should respect himself Npower money has really helped me even though Buhari is an idiot

Okereke okerwke okereke how many times did I call you, Receive some sense from today 100k Up will be your portion, not buharis pea nut, u will never remain the tail In ur family again, say Amen to that and receive healing, quote wrong me and remain poor forever

lordm:
Loser in advance

U c what am saying
Where are you from, let me guess Daura, I heard u people are genetically modified with lifelessness

I hear you loud and clear
How can a normal human being celebrate 30k more than 300k in DPR, NNPC, FIRS, Ministries, I make more than 30k Every week

deboysben:
Curse be unto them that support this barbaric government of buhari

Amen

Warsaw saw War and Warsaw Ran.... Hehehehehehehehe

crossfm:
This table you are shaking has only one leg.

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Bros you reason am Now, think deep.. �

I have been thinking deep about 2019 , it would be very apt and mind blowing if Waec can conduct exams for Atiku and Buhari on the following subjects Economics, Commerce, Agriculture, Physics, Government, Maths, the candidate with the highest number of A's will emerge the president

His problem is pride
Warsaw saw War Warsaw couldn't stand it

Liars
He's afraid, cuz he knows he doesnt understand English language, only Nnamah Language like keeeeeeee,, cooooooo, oopooommm, loiiiiiiiiiii
All I want is for WAEC to conduct exams for buhari and Atiku on the following subjects, Economics, Commerce, government, mathematics, Agriculture, then Physics and Further math optional, Candidate with the highest number of A's becomes our president

We are planning on creating a New country for buhari and his followers sorry and his cows

Cut his prick, something for him to remember

The speaking speaker
Dynamic politician
Fearless leader

First of all let me say shame to all those who in any way conspired, worked and voted buhari to Power, just like Nigeria is going backward, You shall all go backward same way
May your lives and family be managed how buhari is managing Nigeria.... Amin

Liars from the pit of hell
To begin operation just for elections after that nothing
Operation on papers
APC and lies sha

B4 nko

OMG this is Serious
From the way things are going in this country is hight time everyone start using tracking devices on their body, even New born babies

They were in full support of APC government in 2015 now they are looking for were to hide their face in shame

Can We Now call it APC TV or Lies TV instead of Channels

Buhari is lifeless and useless like an already used toilet tissue

They Do
Just that yours isn't tired of you yet... You be Toy for were Linda dh, your talking about broke Guy Linda is talking about a caring husband

Warsaw saw War and Warsaw could not stand the war

Emmahunk:
CHANGE? You Will Be Shocked At What I Saw In This Govt. Office. (photos)

In a Country where it's extremely difficult to find any public office that actually works, I hardly expected much but my experience at Warri Passport Office left me stunned.

I have decided to share this because we as citizens owe it as a duty to bring to public knowledge the ills in our public institutions. In same vein, posterity will hold us accountable if we do not commend those that at least tried to make a difference. Having been away from the Country for close to a decade, I have decided to come back home a little earlier and uppermost in my agenda was the renewal of my Nigerian passport. At Lagos ,my siblings had advised that I handle the renewal when I got into my good old town of Warri as the town now boasts of a Passport Office. I actually agreed to this with mixed feelings knowing what the hustle and bustle of anything Warri used to be like. Few days after I arrived Warri, I left for the passport office not knowing what to expect in the company of my two siblings.

My first shock came when at the main gate of the Delta State Government House Annex, manned by different security agencies, a young Immigration officer almost magically appeared beside the passenger door of my car and politely asked; " sir, how may we help you?" For the first few seconds, I was pleasantly surprised and wondered if this was happening in the same Nigeria we have been reading so much filth about.

On realising that I had come to renew my expired passport, this same man politely directed us where to park the car and proceeded with us in tow to where he called the 'servicom' desk. By this time, I had taken a quick assessment of the environment and besides a sign on the wall that reads, "welcome to Warri Passport Office" , there was nothing to tell me I was in a Passport office. I mean, no crowd, no hustling and bustling that is synonymous with your average passport office. At this point, I have become very apprehensive. My mind kept screaming, scam!

Anyway, now at the servicom desk, I met about two people already filling out forms and I joined them while wondering where everyone else was if truly I was in the right place. Few minutes later, one of the officers at the desk ushered us into a fully air conditioned semi hall where over fifty people were comfortably seated watching a news channel on a wide LCD television. Again, I wondered but this time at the serenity and orderliness of the crowd. Something definitely is not right, I reasoned. Then, just as we were settling down, a voice came through the speakers installed somewhere: " Attention please , Numbers.....to....,please move to room 3 to collect your passports". I was still wondering if truly this was Nigeria when another voice called out this time a set of names directing them to two different rooms conspicuously marked SCREENING AND APPROVALS. The orderliness was so amazing that for a moment, I realised that this Country can work again. By now, my inquisitive mind was asking so many questions and as if in answer to one of these numerous questions, a young lady in well fitted uniform emerged from the room marked 'screening and walked briskly into the room marked 'approval'. She emerged from the room in less than two minutes and in very clear voice called out about ten names of people that she asked to follow her for capturing.

I was stunned and took a quick glance at my wrist watch as people left the room in batches creating room for new entrants like myself. My watch revealed that I had spent about forty two minutes when I heard my name over the speakers. I quickly entered the room that I was directed to and met about four busy officers again in an air conditioned room. The interview was brisk, thorough BUT professional.

In all it took an hour and 52 minutes from the time I sat down at the servicom desk to submit my application before my number was announced to go to room 3 for collection of my passport.

Albeit this sounds too good to be true, I must confess that till this moment of writing, I am still wondering how a public office in Nigeria can be so organised , comfortable , courteous and efficient.

Definitely, all hope is not lost in this Country, trust me.

Bros eeeeeh u never jam, go to police station and tell me same story
Go to Any Federal or State ministry and tell us same story
Believe you me your story will change, to i can't wait to leave this country, I bet you

If you are not grounded in lies u can't be a member of APC
They lie more than Satan

I know the nigga is from Ukanafun

Fallacy, Buhari is Buhari just that he's clueless
He's lifeless
He's old
He has lost savour

Power Rangers

May be he's an APC Governor
Cos APC and lies they are like bread and Akara

SyberKate:
Hi

So I decided to go into a long distance relationship with this guy I have not met yet. We just met online and have exchanged pictures.

So far the relationship is just one week old and I was in a bit of a situation where I needed some money. Nothing much just about 15,000 to solve an issue.

So I asked my BF if he could assist me with the money, only for him to start saying things like the relationship is still young for me to be making demands, that what if he starts demanding for s3xx this early in the relationship.

I said I wish I could have solved my problem myself but I really need all the help I can get. He still insisted that he hasn't even met me physically and I could be trying to swindle him for all he knows.

Then I said if he feels that way then no need to continue with the relationship and it was over, just like that within one week.

So do you think I was being unreasonable to make demands this early in the relationship.

u practically unreasonable, No matter how broke u were, u aren't suppose to ask that nigga for money under about 4 days of meeting him online, please don't be offended are you still in secondary school?

ifyalways:
Sorry but i am not swallowing the " Ama eta eka" story hook, line and sinker.

How exactly did Elizabeth die? So many diseases and health conditions are ignorantly assumed to be witchcraft attack and what have you.

The essence of stories like this for you to learn..not to swallow, the program u are seeing is not artistic impression,

Requirements
What's your level of connection?

Christianos:
Bricklayer Alert...

He might be a brick layer but richer than your entire family