₦airaland Forum

Chazzyboy:
u beat dem all

Funny you

gypsey:
is this an islamic out fit? if it is? do muslims recognise valentine too?

fine girl by the way

Islam does not recognize Val.....today is Sunday, I rock Native on Fridays & Sundays.

My Val pix

OZAOEKPE:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TOO LENGTHY BRO, I AM ALLERGIC TO LONG STORIES.

You are allergic to truth...simple!

bankyblue:
For condom

3 wraps of SK will hook there conveniently

Blackface nigga with Blackbrain

#HerLife #HerBusiness #TheirHeadache...

See where konji lead u to

True true.... Konji na bastard

Can't do away with my bags....

Items in my handbag....

1. Rosary (Tesbiyy)

2. External Harddrive due to d nature of my job

3. My 3phones with there chargers

4. Jotter/Diary

5. Pens

6. Powerbank cz Nairaland App notification draines my battery faster than BBM/Whatsapp notification

7. Flash drives

8. Tissue paper

9. Small makeup kit

10. Slippers (keep 1 in d office)

11. Sun glasses

12. Headset and earpiece

That's all for me, so OP.... Do u want me to keep all dis in my pocket

Yeye fifu...IDP camp dey there she no visit, motherless home dey there she no support dem, she con carry her tiny ukwu go greet d king....chai, if olori catch u, aswear na oyo be ur case

Just speechless....Kai

Desmond is d most handsome...cz black is beauty.
Made of Black

Reuben still get mouth bcz Dasuki neva mentioned him name....ok, I dey wait for him turn and Kingsley kuku.

sameer1212:
Lol... If them like,make them call am Nono seller. It doesn't change the fact that he is the president of the most populous black nation on earth.

Twice for dat matter

RichYoungNigga:
Why are they popular ??
Sick people.
What do they do for a living ??

The same way Amber Rose is popular, where does she work ??

That's fame......if u r predestined to be famous....no matter wat u gat, either good or bad...u must be known!!!

bdemix:

She for kneel down to pray make d opa wey stand for nothing rest in btw d boobs na....abeg no spoil me jawe

CaroLyner:
that head shines bright

E shine bright like diamond.....in Rihanna's voice

wisemany2k:
MM2 car park

U dig

All na wash since dem no include our own NAIRALAND

When d faintees wake up.....dem go be like....omo, dos Kenyans na cheetah

When d faintees wake up.....dem go be like....omo, dos Kenyans na cheetah

Adaowerri111:
Let the man be

Because he's ur role model

Sunnypar:
Yes, tourism but, were the citizens taken into consideration? . I bet you are not on the road to see the massive traffic. We are still putting round pegs in square holes. If we have four to five bridges it would be a good thing to do.
In other climes where marathon is done, they are eating three square meal a day, proper enlightenment, adequate provisions for first and medically facilities.
Nigeria, we have not eaten to satisfaction, my neighbors entered the competition because of the money involved, the mobile hospital they have for the race, if they channel the money( use in purchasing the mobile clinic) into providing or equipping three hospitals in each LCDA. Police started arresting people as early as 5:00am but it was announced that the race would start by 6:00am.....(Police exploited that means to get money into their pocket.... You see the hunger wey I dey talk). Imagine those that trade. Nigeria..... We have a long way to go.

Easier say than done

Oya blame it on GEJ.......

So sad...hope d man is not planning otherwise, I just pray make e no use wetin he clean from her private part for rituals

O'lord....pls guide and guard us all.

She brilliantly look horrible

busyfishing:
Rita come and be my sugar mummy..biko

Unfortunately she no hear u

Pucaxo:
Don't die abeg

We need you alive

Abi na

blazer234:
What u did is a LONG story. Was thinking I should PM u so dat I can av LONG time to explain.

Reach me here.... 0706 398 0941

slyIsaac:
Tiis is serious o....I was making a joke...
On the less "weird" side....There nothing wrong in him demanding his Gf to wash his clothes....She either says yes or No...He did not threaten her....
Yhur language is quite offensive...

Sorry for hurting u thou.....buh why would say if she can't do ur chores, she should pack off Remember, she's ur partner not ur maid

slyIsaac:
Lol...There's nothing wrong with his demands.....Meet them or get off.....

That means u are worthless and classless for u to demand stuffs like that from ur partner.....d real big and responsible guys stay classic and treat there woman as such!