₦airaland Forum

190:
This wizkid is one boy im seriously plotting to SLAP

And that's if u r fortunate to see him in person

I hate MTN zone daku, wenever u wan make emergency call na him d bastard go slip for 40kb no matter how person change location.
I dey gbadun my ipulse jeje, even though dia mb dey useless on top my Nokia phone.

Hope BH boy no go dey use dis tactics to send letter bomb

For ur info DHL guys...Abeg, Any parcel must be unveiled by its carrier b4 handling it over to me thanx

In Mr 9ce's voice....Categorically I'm the best mentally
No gainsaying I'm the cutest physically
Don't doubt me
I go bring home grammy
Incredibe, remarkable, unbeatable, palatable, reliable
Gudugudu, akinkanju, arakangudu, okunrin ogun

Just chill Boda 9ce talk say him go break d record

ChappyChase:
I know read ham! But I know sey him go blame GEJ for that epistle

And u can't be sure of what u never know.....now u totally missed it

Mprepz:
its now that I can authentically confirm this man is a duľlard

Eyah...and ur entire generations are under Dullard

In Emmanuella's voice : Aunty go and pump ur chest a bit na

May Awokoko thunder fire d mod dat moved dis to fp

brandnew3:
OP how old are you?

I guess u read to comment and attains fp u didn't read to understand and contributes to d topic

BiggerBangs:
Have seen someone run his wedding for #500k.
...so whats the fuss, Cut your cloth according to your size .

Buh her size is 80 guests while her cloth won't be enough for that,
Why can't she cut it according to her available cloth??

Abi wat do u think?

Dat shoe gat me laffin so tey I don dey purge for here

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]O se wa wu bi buredi to boomi bai

Okunrin kan na lo sin gun momo yi o
Ise ni nse
Ebiti, oko oke[/color]

Chai.....eleyi poju oooo

eeeeeee:
I hope there is no bomb in her bag

That's d koko

Sent as received. Receiver's discretion advised.
Employment opportunities for our kids and loved ones:-

To whom it may concern

1. MTN Nigeria Graduate Trainee recruitment 2016 - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/mtn-nigeria-graduate-trainee.html

2. Nigerian Air Force DSSC recruitment 2016 - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/nigerian-air-force-dssc-recruitment.html

3. Nigerian Navy recruitment 2016 - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/nigerian-navy-recruitment-2016.html

4. Nigerian College of Aviation Technology - NCAT recruitment - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/02/nigerian-college-of-aviation-technology.html

5. GTBank OND Internship recruitment - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/gtbank-ond-internship-recruitment-march.html

6. Access Bank recruitment for Fresh Graduates 2016 - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/access-bank-recruitment-for-fresh.html

7. British High Commission - BHC Graduate recruitment in Abuja - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/british-high-commission-bhc-graduate.html

8. Graduate Direct Sales Agents recruitment in Leading Indigenous Bank in Nigeria - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/graduate-direct-sales-agents.html

9. Arik Air recruitment for Graduate Cabin Crew, March 2016 - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/arik-air-recruitment-for-graduate-cabin.html

10. Spectranet Limited recruitment for Graduate Call Centre Agents - http://www.jobzilla.ng/2016/03/spectranet-limited-recruitment-for.html

Pls, rebroadcast to help someone.....no one can tell.

Thanks!

And some bastard Wailers will blame dis on PMB

henrydadon:
arik air sabi delay eh..but they are still the cheapest ..so I dnt blame them..well me I like arik air

Arikair is fucking xpensive compares to Aero

Despite all my warnings to dis woman not to showcase her madness on air like this.....kai, she finally storm Pulse with her madness....now olamide go finish her.

lycann:
YOU BETTER PASS BY A trillion light years... Your dressing shows you want to be addressed.

Tor I hear u, thank you Mr local champion

I fine pass u so far I no wear tear tear rag u called cloth

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Copied! We may have younger ones that need the funds to start their own business.

Thank you.

Pls rebroadcast
Cc: 1forall, seun

checkolatunji:
Omo the tin pain you oooo

Come Lagos you go experience first hand locality of your people. I know them pass you

No mind dem, na Lagos b there Ilu Oyinbo, dem no go succeed if dem no reach there

Misternas89:
Mr Vicstar no vex jare, d babe no knw say u be celeb. But d last time I checked tho, evrybody is entitled to his/her opinion. So be mature bro and act like a man. Even if u r a celeb, dt should be in ur villa not on NL. Take care sir

Very Polite insult....i love that nigga

Sometimes I do ask myself where were d Wailers in d last 16 years
Are Nigerians really expecting miracle to happen to clear dis mess
Are we truly expecting the so called "tyrant" to resolve all dis ish over a night

Some people really deserves hot slap to reset there brain faculty
Anyway, I don't expect some people to have enough patience during dis trial period since dey can't even withstand filling station or ATM queue as our people and patience are just like cat and mouse

VivianUdeogu:
Look at this yoruba girl. Calling a woman that is old enough to be her mother a ''lazy old haggard''. Do you think you cn ever acheive half of what Oby Ezekwesili has acheived in life? I dont blame you though, yoruba girls like manners and respect

Yes, yoruba girls don't lack manners and respect buh we do like manners and respect.

Thank you for d observation

1, 2, 3, 8, 9, 10 are so common, buh I doubt it if fighting in d bank can fetch u babes attention, cz no responsible babe will trip for violent or temperamental dude especially in d banking Hall

Valeree:
whiz kid should stop wearing that cap already.

I'm Don Jazzy's voice..... "if u want the cap oya come and take"

ratiken:
Can we get the link to the UAE news source..... or is this part of APC's propaganda for today?

There is nothing u can believe in, I doubt it if u believe death is real

elrony:
Cool

9. Don't be a stingy partner!!!!!
10. Don't give what you cannot forget,be free and open minded!

And most importantly, never love out of pity!

MadCow1:
#FuckTheOP..

Must u b mad at everything even if u are a MadCow

I second ur motion bro, some folks just tweeted for tweeting sake, "I gat to follow d trend" mentality. Smh

overdrive:
And u are opening ur 32

He made a mistake, na cry he wan cry

Chai....may Almighty Allah keep her safe wherever she is and locate her InshaAllah

Just imagine d kind of mood her husband and family will be right now