₦airaland Forum

Noted.

Never board a private car that you don't know the owner on express roads.

Even public buses are also risky thus days.

In all may Gods protection be on us all.

haloyeah:
true

na oshoallah be dis ooooooooo

omoo....this thread will lead to union oooo

pm go fly like mad....

Wonders of God.

sweet talk.

j

its Normal

Please write for Nigerian wives too.

Lets ask ourselves a question...

Why have we not had someone caught and made to confess who are the brain behind these?

everybody caught have been killed instantly or later released.

we need clues, information on the source of all these.

this woman should be made to confess.

[quote author=jennykadry post=28474614][/quote]Am more concerned about the safety.

How safe for both gender?

And possible causes of overpopulation, unwanted pregnancy, rape and the likes.

He his one of the future leaders of tommorow.

Naija, the only job everybody is dieing to do is Politics.


The price will soon change like that of oil, its a matter of time.

A committee has been set up to look into the matter.





Hmmmmm, all dis oyel price you people are bringing down, diaris Goduuu ooooooooooo

Some families have forgoten their son thinking they are dead, not knowing many are wallowing in foreign prisons and deserts.

The serach for money and prosperity have eroded our cultural values.

Hardwork will always put food on anybody's table no matter what, not all of us will be Dangote or Adenuga.

Are you kidding me?

Hope he will stay in Osun this time and not rule from lagos.

Vivly:
I keep looking forward to the day Men Will stop objectifying women and women will stop men from objectifying them.
Someone compliments your a$$ and you say 'Thanks'? That's crap.
See a woman as totally beautiful, a complete package and stop the stereotypes on a$$ and boo.bs.
It never used to matter before. Why the sudden change now.
Just my humble observation though.
The objectifiers can now jump on my post.

can it ever stop....

Another means to siphon money.

Too much of anything is bad.

Alcohol plus kpekus can be disastrous.

See as peoples defendant don turn to talent wasters.

His a sweeper...

When a lady likes your dick, or enjoys s3x with you.

she can go to the extreme for your sake.

And some people were busy nominating, deciding how to share their loot, and who fightinh for "state cake" not state and citizen welfare.

waywardpikin:
I'll go straight to the point. As the year draws to a close, here are some of the things that occurred on NL this year:

- Sambisa forest was the most referred to location following the Chibok girls saga. Some pass there everyday on their way to work while some were advised to relocate there.

- We were made to understand that diaris godu o. And if you already knew that, you were still reminded multiple times. Patience I hail o.

- The derailer's association of NL proved to be a serious plague that every thread owner feared as they made it a habit to roam from thread to thread asking who dey play match, asking for BB chargers, Nokia torchlight batteries and other irrelevancies. What the hell does an Itel charger have to do with the topic of the thread? When you observe any member of the derailer's association (and they are many) lurking around on your thread, dear Oga and Madam, your thread is about to be derailed.

- Space booking was taken to a whole new direction this year as comments such as 'qqqhs' and 'gjqiq' were rife on FP topics. To a newcomer 'qqqhs' and 'gjqiq' is nothing but gibberish, but make no mistake, the hustle to be on the first page is real, and these monikers are only booking space. Ahdismdsfs...

- Short guys suffered the most this year. They were the worst hit as every girl suddenly couldn't, cannot, and will not date a short guy. If you like have a billion dollars in your account and be as handsome as I am. They still would not date you. Why? Cos you are short. Short guys pele o. Rest assured that I feel your pain(s?) and empathize with your situation/condition.

- Everybody schooled in France

- The Ten Types Of People Crew held sway on the Romance Section, spearheaded by tosyn2much, and we got to learn about the different types of people we could meet in different situations. For example, 10 types of boko haram suicide bombers you could meet in a marketplace, 10 types of people you could meet in a molue, 10 types of people you could meet in the toilet, etc.

- Tonto Dikeh lost her position as FP queen this year. Perhaps her contract with Seun had expired, or maybe they broke up, or maybe she just stopped giving Seun the pvnnny for whatever reason, na she sabi. Whatever the case maybe, it was Tonto Dikeh out - Linda Ikeji in. That's right! Anything that had Linda Ikeji in it stood a greater chance of making front page. Just watch, it's highly likely that this thread will make front page. Why? It's got Linda Ikeji in it!

- With the elections drawing closer, the PDP e-warriors and the APC supporters of APC (as I see them refer to each other o make una no bite my head) have doubled their efforts at attacking, thwarting and undermining each other as more and more political threads make front page. That's good for them, but I remain apolitical so that's none of my business.

- Oh and that reminds me! Kermit the frog (from Sesame street) also had a good year, sipping his tea (especially Lipton) and minding his business. Suddenly everybody also started minding their own business as well. Iffa hear! But wetin consign me anyway? It's none of my business.

- All in all, I'd say the Romance Section dominated the front page, much to the consternation of other 'serious-minded' individuals, and the 'How-Did-This-Get-On-FrontPage' Crew were forced to work round the clock, asking questions that no one really cares about, while sipping their Lipton and doing the Kermit. Lol

Anyway, that's that about that. What did you learn from Nairaland this year?

Keep it clean, keep it simple, keep it fun...

Op, you forgot "OGA AT THE TOP"

APC have unanimously adopt obasanjo as their 2015 presidential flag bearer.

Todays present politician are in it for money.

Govt loses more when they are at work.

Bribery is the order of the day.

Nafdac and custom na husband and wife for ports.

Have never been to any embassy before, but am seriously considering the idea now.

2015 tinz..........

Tiwa is trying everything to win award....

why not go to france.

DickDastardly:
Silence is consent!
Oga D'bang, thats not the smartest reply. If you aint broke as speculated simply say so.
Btw, nobody gives a hute if its true or not, afterall na your wahala like you insinuated in your response.
#dusts shoulder

help me tell am.