Let's leave this for another day..Wouldn't like to reveal bank nor location but its one of the new generation banks and a south western state.

sharpwriter:

Seriously? where did this happen?

What do u mean by ocean 11

DavidEsq:

All I know is dah u were ocean 11ed

Bro! I am not defending that lady but from my personal experience its possible. It was actually my surbodinate mysteriously stealing cash from the ATM vault...Surprisingly, the cash are placed in the ATM vault only to replenish the empty cassettes. By the time we visit again it will surprise us to see missing packets. It stopped as soon as that lady was replaced. Note: she isn't a custodian to the vault, just her touch of designated ATM cash will trigger disappearance of cash at the end.

You can doubt it but I pray you don't experience it cos it can prove costly.

DavidEsq:

See learner. U never watch Ocean 11, 12 and 13? That geh abi woman na professional thief. Have u not read "interview of a professional thief"?

It may sound absurd but it actually happened to me severally while I was managing about 20 ATMs in a particular region. Cash would be confirmed, double confirmed before loading only to discovered shortages from unloaded cash with in the ATM vault despite dual control. It stopped after I went spiritual about it and was asked to remove a particular lady from the team, and ensure she mustn't touch cash designated for load but with stern warning not to accuse her... My people, I paid loads of gbese just to cover up before auditing thanks to my frequent reconciliation.

Its real oh!

So sad seeing this...If only he spent his time in the spiritual gym developing his spiritual muscles.

RIP gallant soldier

One minute silence for Absuchat.


One love to all my true Igbo peeps! I love you all and dedicate my moniker 'Naijaphobia' to a great clan. Will never go so low to abuse the Igbos( my in-laws the great mbise people from Imo) just because a once upon a time ediot 'Absuchat' ( may his soul rot in hell) insulted my people.

Absuchat:


No I prefer you remain silent forever.
But wait a minute... Why does Yorubas like silence?

V. P osibanjo on my mind (the most useless v.p in the world)

I will offer you SILENCE going forward but if you don't understand what that means then I will be left with no choice than to offer you a 'one minute' silence.

U know what that means?

Absuchat:



Hahaha....... Nairaland Methuselah,

Confrontation with the dirty Yorubas either via media or physically is one of my hobbies... So let's keep the dice rolling..... Don't go anywhere

Absuchat:



Hahaha..... Your abuses are compliments to me now, cos I know Yorubas naturally lack home training and as such their manners are nothing to write home about.


So keep the compliments coming....

Oloshi from olosho +Olodo parents.

Small boy wey first throw stone..Now the stone land for your head u begin cry.

You are a toddler and should be treated as such.

Sowie! Go and suck and pee before going to bed.

Atole! Oloorun!!

Guy, na so e still dey pain u? Take am easy oh! I be your in-law and won't insult your people. Perhaps, you are just un-igbolike cos my Igbo peeps are cultured and loving people.
Absuchat pele tie!
Oti yawere
Orie ti gbale
Onye ara, onye beribe
Iwunfifoina
Waka! Shege!!

Absuchat:


What am I coming to Lagos to do?

Nna lekwe onye ara oo...

My brothers and sisters in Lagos (whom you people are serving) are doing it all for us, so my presence is not required.

And next time you want to use your worthless language on a social media, make sure you get the spellings correctly

P-protection
O-of
L-lifestocks
I-importantly of
C-Cows
E-expedient

I remember say Buhari play away match some years back. This resemblance is undeniable and the name absuchat speaks volume.

40 na him dey reign. As soon as 18 begin reign now all of them go turn 18 forgetting say them done once declare 40.

ken4jj:

@OP,
Forget about that nonsense from FRSC. Tyre expiration is not done by date of manufacture and even the developed countries that manufactured it do not use date not to talk of Naija that did not manufacture pin.

If tyres expire, why didn't the manufacturers put the expiration date on it? Is it difficult to put? Tyres can stay up to 10 years depending on several factors and when it gets bad you will know and not by one stupid date.

Naija FRSC go soon reset your thinking.... I guess you work around with a competent lawyer cos naija lawyers and enforcement agents are now connivers.

Hmm..

Please do an internal investigation and you will thank me later.

sophiathefirst:

tells more, we want to learn

Worst place to begin your banking career....


Won't tell you why! But my body language speaks volume.

My love for humanity supersedes my love for self.

Shithole masquerade!! The gods are truly drunk!!





One now resides in a bottle of action bitters claiming he no longer enjoys living in the river...Later them go say them be river goddess, goddess wey no fit live inside river that one na goddess?

Tomoyayi:


Where's your location so I can direct you to the nearest river

Iyanfo'rogi near alumanjiri herdmen quarters.

Please where can I find a river?

Am thirsty!!

Why is the ref hesitating in giving Okpotu a RED card?

TheSuperNerd:


Na wa for you oooo.... Anyway, I no chop anything from am. But give the young lad some credits shaa. He had a good game. He slipped a few times and struggled a bit in the opening exchanges but then he grew into the game and really sent the Libyan right back to hell on many occasions.... Faleye looks a fine talent. Honestly.

U try..The guy get future like him elder brother Alaba.

See as them resemble!!

Wetin the guy give u shop self? You need to convince me oh that that boy is truly good.

TheSuperNerd:


I warned you... So here is your cake.... Take that

Oga, abeg park well. The only consolation I have in horroful Faleye is that he has David Alaba as his lookalike.

TheSuperNerd:


Bia Mr Phobia.... I go crack you ooooo.... I am in love with this Faleye... Biko park well and don't say anymore "horrific" words here about that young man.... Or else...

Make una no vex...I won't use the word 'horrible' again rather the word 'Horrorful' for Faleye ... To be candid the horrorful guy has eye for goals and more of a threat than Moses Simon..I stand to be corrected anyway.

Oasis007:




Don't mind the Dude..... I think Naijaphobia needed someone to blame and he decided to pick the Teenager in the Lineup.

They shouldn't forget to evacuate the main waste( Buhari and APC).

Not until I rewatch this match horrible Faleye remains unfortunately deadlier than Moses Simon.

Oasis007:




Did you really see the Match? The only Player threatening the Libyans' back-line is him! He was the only dangerous Nigerian Player on the field, hence can you tell why he's horrible?!

Unfortunately, this horrible Falaye happens to be a deadlier goal threat than Moses Simon.

Goal!?!!

David Alaba's cousin scores.

I love these home based players.Last time they created dozens of chances we complained, now they heard our cries and decided to give us the opposite..

Were ni awon boys yi sha!

Non is as popular as the proposed cattle colony in eastern and middle beltern Nigeria.

Samsung is APC....They can lie!