₦airaland Forum

Mr~Cork:
madam u keep playin had to get, when last did u eat proper balance diet meal??  DONT LIE??

by the way, i am not refering to food like fufu!!

What a silly question. What will you benefit from knowing?

Mr~Cork:

madam may i reminds u that am in London, be nice to me & i will send u £3.  It will probably buy u 3 month food shoooopin

Did I ask you for food? You can keep your welfare money to yourself. I didn't ask you for your government money.

Ann Marie:
u want moiney for food?

I'm sorry I don't take money from paupers. That's too low.

Mr~Cork:
Nanania, madam, nothing wrong being gay actualy, i bet u look like man (No oofeinse)

Where is my money? GOAT!

Mr~Cork:
Nainai , madam, with the way u spell, they can never give u Visa to London,

I strongly sugest u just focus on cook & cleen  (no oooofiense)

See pot calling kettle black. May fire burn your tongue. Screw what you think about my spelling-- you sef spell like special ed , go and shove a dilldo up your arse, sure you like that, gay FREAK!!!!

Mr~Cork:
hell yeaaa, although am seriously workin to get rid of my pot belly, thx to beer

Oloriburuku has over 5 accounts(ONE CORK, MR CORK, CORKY JOE, DR. CORK)! All in which he contradicts himself many times. He proclaims his love for certain type of women and then goes around and bashes them on another. In short, He's a fake. Very fake guy, I'll be weary of him in real life. I knew you were a fat loser.

Mr. Corny, you've gotten corny as hell. Your jokes grew old. Funny at first but you just copy and paste jokes you find on other sites and then try to be witty by posting things like (Agbangolo Hospital report). Listen, you're not anywhere near witty. You aren't intelligent enough to be witty. You are a village boy that can't write English. Corny little white boy. Witty poeple don't resort to insults. Insults are very easy thing to do. If I looked at you right now, within three seconds, I can come up with insults for you. Heck, I can come up with insults by just reading your disgusting posts. There is a fine line between a good comedian and a great comedian, great comedians don't resort to insults because anyone can insult. You'll never go far in life if you must resort to insulting people to be funny. People will continue to hate you. If you can't be funny without throwing insults then you're not smart enough to be a comedian.

You're probably white or mixed or a very ugly Naija boy with potbelly and amala skin walking around thinking the world owes him something. I bet I won't look your way twice if I saw you at the supermarket I'll probably throw up, if you think you're hot then post pic. Nonsense. You've called EVERYBODY ugly! Light skins, Dark skins, Rita Dominic, men, women, everybody. The only ugly people in this world are in your family. Your mom, your aunty, and your bald headed grandmother. Maybe that's why you have no girlfriend cuz your breath smells like fecal matter and your mouth odor is unbearable after the first date. Sitting on his computer typing nonsense. Come say this to my face and I'll punch you. I am reading your posts and you seem to be the King of Insults. Well ore, am on the battlefield o. Post your potbelly and your amala skin now let's see fine boy no be small, HE's been calling errbody ugly on Nairaland just not himself, hmm suspect. Why you dey hide your face now? Oloriburuku. He's so sexually frustrated and has transvestite tendencies, because he also posts things about men too. You can tell he hasn't had booty and/or koko in decades. He lives in UK so he must fancy white ladies as well, especially the ones with low self esteem, probably a gay too YEP HE FANCIES MEN TOO, probably has aids, probably just got done taking it in the butt from his dad who used to molest him, either way he needs to get into therapy and get his head fixed not be on nairaland

Mr~Cork:
CORRECKTION:


Mr Cork---- Hero, great guy, cute, fineboy, Role model, clean cut, Ex playa,
190 ----- Menatal not-so-smart person, part time crackhead and full time stalker
D-sense - Confused child
Mobo444 - cool guy

Oloriburuku has over 5 accounts(ONE CORK, MR CORK, CORKY JOE, DR. CORK)! All in which he contradicts himself many times. He proclaims his love for certain type of women and then goes around and bashes them on another. In short, He's a fake. Very fake guy, I'll be weary of him in real life.

Mr. Corny, you've gotten corny as hell. Your jokes grew old. Funny at first but you just copy and paste jokes you find on other sites and then try to be witty by posting things like (Agbangolo Hospital report). Listen, you're not anywhere near witty. You aren't intelligent enough to be witty. You are a village boy that can't write English. Corny little white boy. Witty poeple don't resort to insults. Insults are very easy thing to do. If I looked at you right now, within three seconds, I can come up with insults for you. Heck, I can come up with insults by just reading your disgusting posts. There is a fine line between a good comedian and a great comedian, great comedians don't resort to insults because anyone can insult. You'll never go far in life if you must resort to insulting people to be funny. People will continue to hate you. If you can't be funny without throwing insults then you're not smart enough to be a comedian.

You're probably white or mixed or a very ugly Naija boy with potbelly and amala skin walking around thinking the world owes him something. I bet I won't look your way twice if I saw you at the supermarket I'll probably throw up, if you think you're hot then post pic. Nonsense. You've called EVERYBODY ugly! Light skins, Dark skins, Rita Dominic, men, women, everybody. The only ugly people in this world are in your family. Your mom, your aunty, and your bald headed grandmother. Maybe that's why you have no girlfriend cuz your breath smells like fecal matter and your mouth odor is unbearable after the first date. Sitting on his computer typing nonsense. Come say this to my face and I'll punch you. I am reading your posts and you seem to be the King of Insults. Well ore, am on the battlefield o. Post your potbelly and your amala skin now let's see fine boy no be small,  HE's been calling errbody ugly on Nairaland just not himself, hmm suspect. Why you dey hide your face now? Oloriburuku. He's so sexually frustrated and has transvestite tendencies, because he also posts things about men too. You can tell he hasn't had booty and/or koko in decades. He lives in UK so he must fancy white ladies as well, especially the ones with low self esteem, probably a gay too YEP HE FANCIES MEN TOO, probably has aids, probably just got done taking it in the butt from his dad who used to molest him, either way he needs to get into therapy and get his head fixed not be on nairaland

You're walking on tight ropes my sister. I crave a Nigerian American too but like you said most of them try too hard to pierce their ears, talk like akata, and embrace American culture. But really when you wanna marry a guy from nigeria make sure

A) He doesn't know you're American
B) He doesn't have a wife
C) He's not too set in the nigerian mentality, but no guy is perfect and many guys in Nigeria will marry just anybody just to come abroad and take off with a white women, only to return home and bring their wives abroad, leaving you and the white woman with their children. Jokes aside, this is serious issue. Who knows? Your prince charming could be anybody even an Akata so you don't wanna dismiss everybody.

In whatever you do, make sure you never toast a man though. ALWAYS let them toast you.

Mrs. Eve:
I have seen Nigerian men with ugly fat white women,

Do not be fooled ladies, Nigerian men like ugly women,

Honestly ninety percent of people come in ugly or manageable. There are very few beautiful people in this world. We have no right to call people ugly, well, most of us. Though white women aren't even attractive to me even if they look like Eva Longoria, they're the least attractive type of women and very much overrated in looks. I have seen very few beautiful white women and I live in a white dominated neighborhood.

jascon1:
hhhmmmmm
well, love is in the eyes not the face. i had dated a pretty girl and i had no peace in it, then i met this other one. i never thot she was ugly, but people would yel at me even in front of her and made it so pronouced {****} even to the point that i fought with my cousins for publicly harrasing the poor girl. is not her fault. she was nice a person and i saw it from within not the outward. she loved me and i was happy with her. naturally  i have no much problem with facial looks. so long she is phisically OK and can think reasonably and moreso have deep love for me, well then, sexual satisfaction. what more? i am not looking for a girl to pose around with but true love. though we broke up when she traveled far distance, but while it lasted, we were sweetest tabboo. afterall, am very handsome so even if we married it wont show on my kids.

YOU ARE AN ARROGANT mumu! And I bet your kids will look very ugly because beautiful people rarely produce beautiful children. I've seen it where two ugly parents will make the most beautiful child. Two beautiful people make very ugly child, I've seen it with my very own eyes. If your kids are anywhere attractive thank your "ugly" future wife. So it has nothing to do with YOUR looks if your children come out pretty. Though I doubt they will!

UGLY PEOPLE PRODUCE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN! Haven't you heard mix two ugly people and you get supermodels. It must be true cuz most supermodels/singers have very ugly parents. And beautiful people produce ugly children. You have too much self pity. Being ugly is in fashion. See runway supermodels wearing hideous clothes, not combing their hair, unshaven, etc. That's the new HOT! Don't worry about what others think about you. The right guy won't care either. He'll love you for you. And besides who says am attracted to ALL Handsome men? It's about personality too. I can name few handsome men who are handsome to other women but am not attracted to them because I have my specific look. Same goes for girls. Just because she's pretty doesn't mean she can attract any ole' guy though. Seriously, not many people are that pretty anyways. Why do you think we go gaga over beautiful people? Cuz most people are indeed ugly! So you aren't alone in this world jare.

Ardenb:
Beef !!! Wat da heck is wrong with some peeps, if u dont like the music,leave it,dont buy,dont play n dont listen. They cant speak fluent n coherent english ! really !!!, ugly looking, ibo crack, seriously !!! Get a life pple, they are made with or without you. Sorry.

What da heck is wrong with some peeps, if u don't like our opinions, go squirt semen on yourself. With or without you we'll continue to judge what's out there. If Psquare is gonna make crap music, best belief people who are intelligent and aren't silly like yourself will listen with a critique ear. You get a life. You can't do nothing but run your mouth on nairaland cuz you're a nobody and defending people you've never met is pointless, just shows how low you are.

Mr~Cork:
she ugly anyways

Whatevs typical wor wor nairaland idiots already hating on someone they don't know, imagine this girl fine pass their girlfriends o but they have the guts to call her ugly. No look in the damn mirror, that's ugly, this girl isn't ugly!!! Mr. Cork This isn't the second time you've called someone ugly both male and female I suspect transvestite tendencies.

Chei Mr. Cork, you funny no be small. U don mad o. I am reading your posts and you seem to be the King of Insults. Well ore, am on the battlefield o. Post your potbelly and your amala skin now let's see fine boy no be small, HE's been calling errbody ugly on Nairaland just not himself, hmm suspect. Why you dey hide your face now? Oloriburuku.

Mr~Cork:
Busy_body<<<<< Dyammmmm, looook at those boooobsi, OOOOO yardy yardy Lord of Jerusalem!! ,

am in love! Ermm madam, just beocz I love you booobsi dont mean u all that, u aint. Dont hate South african women coz they gots

Bigger Nyansh, STOP IT. by the way, u need to feed your nyansh with vitamin Q coz it just tooooo flat (nooofeinsse)

Be nice to me and again, i promice you can have me all to yo sef, for christmnas!! , by the way, can i kiss u?

Mr. Cork is mad funny men. I don laugh too much from his comments. He's right those boys do look like arm robbers and are wor wor no be small. I don't even understand. Am a female and have lost my erection just watching those chimps dance. And their music doesn't make up for their face either. IT's just crap. For real music listen to IN HIS IMAGE jare, that's music.

If you love life then gtfo!!!

Too many ugly people. Too many aware people incapable of doing anything. Too many unaware people. Too many silly people. Too many people GAUD DAMM! Basically stuck in it, no choice of going out and coming back. I don't want children. I am a woman and I more and more confident daily I don't want children. Why? Because the planet disgusts me. I cannot bare another human being having to suffer this disaster at the fault of my own hands. People are pretentious to the highest level, not just stealing and lying but dressing up and acting like everything is okay. I want this disaster to all just blow up except I don't want to feel anything. If people are happy, they come across as a) unaware b) aware but just being an asshole over-enunciating their happiness by thrusting it in your face as much as they can--see how pretentious I can be? sort of thing. Either way, happy people with a big grin piss me off.

Human Race=
You get born
You get sick
You die.
Oh don't forget all the silly, arrogant pricks you come across while struggling to find your way out of this hell you didn't sign up for.

What's with your self-righteous bull? Don't you have a past as an athetist too or were you born a holy man? To each his own, and besides why do you care so much if someone doesn't believe in your GOD?

The guy is probably right and it's funny to me!

Depends on her face,

I hate men. Most men are on some rubbish. i became asexual. I don't need a man to survive, do I? F*** reproducing! If there isn't something am more turned off by than men. Handsome o, rich o, smart o, intelligent o, F** them all.

Disgusting. Why are we pretending this is right? This is NOT right! Most normal people should condemn such acts. Pastor sleeping with Usher? Who in their right mind would try to justify his purpose for it? Certainly not GOD almighty.

It's a fraud. DEEPER life bible church is fraudulent! Most of them are hypocrites. Most of their youths do drugs, have sex, and wear earrings outside church.

Hahahhahahahah I'm atheist too.

It's funny you asked that question because I briefly noticed that once but I didn't make a thread about it, some people have nothing to do with their time sha, move on with you life, So what? he's a billionaire.