₦airaland Forum

missimelda01:
You did? I'll send you a PM.

gradeA:
Sent you a pm, but you ignored.

Na dem

KAMORUSHOBO:
SC bank no want send me my 3k since I registered on Monday


Make dem no scam me o

Monday to now is not even up to three working days. Why not wait till tommorow.

See as nairaland ladies abandon the thread sharply. Corona question don make dem Japa. Dem no wan contribute sef

Las Las this one don go kill Idemili

TheQuirkyPen993:
You don't have to insult her na. Your mom was once a hoe like her too.

But you can call somebody's mum a how and you think you are better. His mum was legally married as a virgin. On the other hand your mum was the village sperm bank who was even caught with Emmy the palmwine tapper knacking her in the bush, solo the village drunkard raped your mum close to the river and she finally gave birth to a cretin like you. We know your mum lived on the policy of "money for hand, back for ground"
All your sister have done nothing else than live wayward lives depending on men for survival, and towing the business line of your mother.

Finally, Standard Chartered Bank 3k crumb received.

Omotaday:
1 death case has been reported. Are you okay now? Oloriburuku.

Death will evade me and my family.

Yes! Am OK now.

Omotaday:
Me and my family are covered, we are following the government instructions and taking care of ourselves.

Oponu, Ebola came to Nigeria, with our wack health system, we survived it. If you are looking for people to die, go to Lagos isolation center, carry virus and go distribute to your old ones at home.

Keep staying at home. Death must finally find you ode.

Omotaday:
A countries has over 300 cases and no death yet. You as’sholes always hoping for the worst.

Before it was no coronavirus in Nigeria, now it is “Why is no one dying?”


Why can’t you go contact the virus so that you can be the first to die ?

Ode, the country with over 300 cases have a better healthcare system than Nigeria. Their borders have been shut long ago, and no more useless gathering. The bewt way to curb a pandemic is to create fear else why will Living faith, Dunamis, Coza still hold Sunday services with thousand of people in attendance?
People need to die so that we realize how real it is and maybe you may be among the first set of recorded deaths. Now run along. . .

This must be coldstone

All these cases and none of them don die yet. I swear there is something fishy

I studied English Language/Literary studies but now jobless

Eteka1:
Serious people yet they have 168 confirmed cases, on the other hand we have been able to keep ours very low at about 12 cases. You have an inferiority complex.

Ogbeni, e go soon clear for your eye. Don't be fooled by what you hear from the media. I am so so within the coming weeks the cases of corona virus in Nigeria will be massive. Na God dey help us for Nigeria because he known we lack ammenities that can help us. If corona explodes in Nigeria the way it has done it Italy, I swear within a month over 100 million people go die. Take that to the bank.

If the corona virus hits Nigeria the way it has on US. I swear half of Nigeria's population will be dead within two weeks. . .

These kind of stories still make me pray that God never gives me a wife that will carry another mans child in my name.

Fucklove:
You're welcome. Feel free to ask me any question about anything, you'll have my answer. I'm here for my people

I made a transferp to my SCBank account since two days ago but haven't seen anything yet. Any clue?

God forbid that his Covid-19 hits Nigeria in such magnitude. I swear within a week, we are all dead.

Oh

SHIFTING of PANTS knows no HEIGHT

I have already given that toll free number earlier. You should should read some pages back and stop asking na. Read.

Aite her it is : 08001235000

I collected a loan it was not due and they started calling me to remind me. I blankly told the man not to call me again as my date is not due. Due date I saw an alert on my phone for an attempted withdrawal. I called the ibo guy straight up and told him they are criminals and I am not paying anything. They have been sending same messages to my contact who call me, and I tell them those fools are bunch of criminals.

OttHin:
And it's increasing







Check my signature for more details

Show us you real time earnings and not the referrals. I registered under you this morning too but I don't see a way one can earn without referring

chibwike:
The withdrawal without ATM. how does it work?

You transfer directly from the App. Using your username and password. Its among the options.

Blacknote:
What's their toll free number?

08001235000

MbyAntia:
Bro, What is this about man

Standard Chartered bank account opening promo of 3k on their mobile app. Download from play store and transfer whatever amount into the new account. Then wait for 72 hours to get free 3k

Standard Chartered bank though use Indians as customer service personnel's, but them they try. I forgot my login details and call them explained and was assisted. I initially exhaust my call card because I called the line being charge but they also have a toll free number. I usually call them by midnight and they respond to me in a jiffy. They will send you temporary Id to your email, and your password as a text message. Just be patient and listen carefully, and you will hear them well and also speak fluently and they will hear you too.

Na so trouble go dey sleep, people go dey go wake am

Fucklove:
You can use the app for local funds transfer and bill payments. My android is down, would have shown you practical steps on how to go about it. But i think the local transfer process can be found under payment. Since we don't have the SC debit card yet, we can only transfer from SC account to our other bank accounts with debit card. Hope you grab?

Yeah! I think I do. Las Las what the minimum amount one can start with? Thanks man I owe you one.

Fucklove:
Thank you for this wonderful question. I transferred from standard chartered to my access bank account without charge. I withdrew using my access bank card

NB- you can transfer to any account of your choice, i use accessbank and i choose to withdraw there

Sorry to bother you bro, but what I mean is how do you transfer from the SCbank when you don't have a card yet. I created mine since last week but because of this question I have put forward, I have been unwilling to deposit to the account.
Lemme put it this way. It is a new account, you have an account No? Yes! You can transfer to the account No? Yes! But how do you withdraw from the SCbank account after they must have credited one with the 3k?

Fucklove:
They said any amount. I deposited 5h. I even later transferred 4h out to test their system, leaving only #100 there, them still send the 3k

How were you able to withdraw without a card. I have opened an account with them, though not upgraded yet. But if I transfer say 1k how do I withdraw without getting an ATM card?

Arthur21s:
so why do guys loose their virginity since all humans are born virgins?

How do you know a guy that loses his virginity and a woman that loses her? I can claim as a guy that I am a virgin, but how can a woman lay that claim? You have to understand that these organs have distinctive features and the ladies own is more casted. You are a lady that have so many body count to the level that the breast is as flat as slippers, stretch marks all over the breast and azz, protruded tummy as a result of numerous abortions and you expect us to take her whole heartedly abi?
My point is we should learn to keep our body intact. It is "the temple of the lord" and I speak as a proud virgin.
You have to pipe low so that ypu can get the point. Thank you

MrBrownJay1:
its called spec/opinion, and like a butthole, everybody got one...

the majority of men want a virgin woman because of low self esteem. the simple reason why they want one is because they CANT accept that their woman has been with another man. they CANT take the fact that their woman had a life before them. they CANT accept that they wont be their woman's first.

if a man wants a virgin because he believes of the purity of the body, then unless he is a virgin himself, he is just talking NONSENSE! there is a TON of insecure/low self esteem men in Nigeria.

I beg to disagree with this myopic opinion of "low self esteem", and it also portrays you support the moral decay in the society. How can a woman who God created a virgin decide to become a public farmtool. How do you know a male virgin, and how is the female virgin identified? Our mothers were married as virgins and they knew no man till they met their husbands.
You can expect us to be swayed by women who have collected different sizes of dicks both from their Vagina's and annals and some even suck diccks like their life depends on it. Modern ladies who are pornstars without a movie. . .